Chapter 257: I'm Becoming a God
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Wu's mother went out tonight, so the whole family planned to eat hot pot, Wu Lao Er also stayed with a dead face, anyway, it wasn't bad for him, just eat it, in order to celebrate Wu's recovery, Tang Seng went out to kill a sheep, and the mutton hot pot or something was not enough to eat. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Wu Disease, see if you can accept such a thing as surgery, it's not a major operation, as long as you make a small cut in your stomach, we will pick and pick it up in your intestines, and then sew it up for you!" Wu Lao Er is giving Wu Yi a lesson, or it is more appropriate to seduce, Luo Turtle is also fanning the wind next to him, and the expressions of the two of them are the same as the strange uncle who took a lollipop to exchange for a little girl's underwear!
Wu Yi lay on the sofa without legs and rolled his eyes and said: "You don't come with me like this, you have less time to pit me, and you still have a small mouth, if you don't split me in half, even if you are still a person, you still pick and pick up, do you think you pick pork in the vegetable market!" "Wu Lao Er didn't speak with a bitter face, Luo Gu may have been crying, and kicked Wu Lao Er on the heel: 'Fuck you! What are you throwing away such important things, let this kid eat them now, what should I do! ’
Wu Lao Er is the master who suffers, and he jumped up and wanted to strangle Luo Gui: "You dead bastard, do you think Lao Tzu thinks, if it weren't for so many dogs outside, would Lao Tzu think of this trick of going over the wall, the ghost knows why it was so inch, why did he smash this little bastard on the head, and let him eat it, ah!" Wu Lao Er pinched Luo Gui's neck and messed with the button, Luo Gui was not to be outdone, and waved Wang Ba Fist to fight back, and after a while, Wu Lao Er's face was no longer visible.
may feel that this is too much of a loss, Wu Lao Er let go of Luo Turtle first, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, don't fight!" Let this kid see the joke! Luo Turtle sat on the ground discouraged: "What should I do now!" Wu Yi watched a free farce, and was still in a good mood, and asked with a smile: "What is that thing I ate, why are you two so nervous?" ”
Luo Turtle said angrily: "Godhead! Didn't you kid say you wanted a godhead, and now you have it too! "Nani! Ahh Wu Yi was shocked. After getting Wu Laoer's dejected answer, Wu was crazy again, jumping up and down, and dancing while grabbing someone, dancing is nothing, the thing he danced is not called dancing at all, it is called a fool's convulsions.
The people who were preparing the hot pot thought that Wu was crazy again, and hurriedly ran over to press Wu Yi. Tang Seng held up a knife: "What is Made, why is he so crazy this time, is it a husky?" Huang Mei worried: "I don't know, if you are really crazy, you will not be saved, looking at Wu Lao Er's appearance, you know that the thing that Wu Sick eats is very precious, maybe it is a peerless one!" ”
Finally, Sophia turned into a big net and caught Wu Ill, Tang Seng pounced on Wu Ill and held Wu Ill down, and Da Wa Bolt and others also rushed over to help. Tang Seng asked nervously, "Old Wu, are you still sensible, do you still know me?" Wu Yi said excitedly: "Haha, Old Tang, let me tell you, I have become a god, I am also a god now, don't be afraid in the future, if something happens, my brother will cover you, and Brother Xin will be resurrected with blood on the spot!" ”
Tang Seng said with a bitter face: "It's over, this time it's a broken brain, I used to have a junior brother who was crazy like this, saying every day that he was the reincarnation of the Buddha, and he almost didn't let the master overdo it." "Oh, you don't believe it, let go of me, I'll show you a show and you'll understand, hurry up, I'm afraid I'll hurt you if I struggle." Only Sophia let go of Wu's illness, and Tang Seng still pressed it.
"Old Tang, I warn you that you'd better stay away, otherwise it won't be good if you really hurt you!" Wu is a very serious warning. Tang Seng asked Huang Mei strangely: "His strength doesn't seem to have grown, are we mistaken?" After clearly perceiving that he was despised, Wu disease broke out, and between his forehead and tendons, his arms fought, Tang Seng was pushed up by him, but as soon as the big baby was forced, he honestly lay down again.
The eldest baby pouted: "It's very usual! Wu Yi felt that the dignity of his words was not only thrown to the ground, but also stepped on a few times with a sputum shoe, which made him angry. But it's useless to be so angry, the strange power of the big baby is not something he can resist. If you can't do it, you can only accept it: "Hey! Why are you so dead-eyed, I can't beat you, what can you do if you let me go? ”
Huang Mei waved his hand: "What he said makes a lot of sense, let him go, I want to see what tricks he wants to play." Finally got up, Wu Yi picked up the knife that Tang Seng threw on the ground and put it on his neck and said: "Look at it, I am really a god, and gods will not die, so I will show you what it means to be resurrected with blood in place." "Damn! Lao Wu, calm down, we won't go over, you must calm down! ”
Huang Mei also said nervously: "Wu Ill, what's the matter we can't talk about well, can you put the knife down first?" "Yes, yes, even if you have a terminal illness, don't give up the treatment, in case you suddenly get better one day!" Wu Xingyun also persuaded hard. Sophia is crying now. Wu Yi smiled bitterly and said: "Where do you want to go, how can I die, I ate that steamed bun yesterday is a godhead, and now I have become a god, I won't die, you look at it!" ”
"Wait! Lao Wu, have you thought about it, those two old guys are not good things, do you believe their words? Wu Yi was startled, he was just happy, those two old bastards are not reliable people, Tang Seng said this very standard, and the root knife is the most critical place in the matter. Wu Yi hesitated, holding the knife in his hand and didn't know what to do, but the expressions of Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle were too realistic, making him really believe it.
If you don't know, just ask, Wu Yi has never felt that ignorance is a shame, only those who don't know how to pretend to understand are ashamed. Tang Seng hesitated when he saw Wu Yi being said by himself, and said proudly: "Hehe, I don't know, if I were you, I would find a place where it was not so easy to die, so that there would be room for rescue, cut the major artery in the neck, and die too quickly." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Seng covered his mouth, something bad, he got carried away, he was obviously able to persuade Wu Yi to think about it in the long run, but he made it a chronic suicide, and the cold behind his back was like being blown by his back in the North Pole, and he didn't need to look at it to know that the eyes of the people behind him estimated that they could kill people, Sophia stopped crying, because she was assembling a new weapon, Tang Seng would die in extreme pain!
It was too late to say other comforting words, Wu Ai started too quickly, the knife slashed through his wrist, and the blood came out a foot high, and Wu Ai's face turned white at a speed visible to the naked eye. Everyone was frightened, Wu Xingyun fainted with a sigh, and then everyone who woke up hurriedly treated Wu's illness. Tang Seng hugged Wu and said nervously: "Old Wu, you hold on, how are you feeling now?" ”
"I saw a lot of stars, I feel like I'm going to die, damn Wu Laoer, I'm going to dismantle him!" As soon as he was excited, his wrist began to spurt blood again, and he also sprayed Tang Seng's face. Tang Seng said in horror: "You calm down, your whole body is relaxed, if you are excited, your blood will drain!" Wu Yi said weakly with a resentful look: "You bastard also lied to me, I feel as if I am really going to die." ’
Tang Seng cried and laughed: "How can I lie to you, you are a two hundred and five, I mean open a small opening and try it yourself slowly, whoever makes you so desperate is a knife, if you cut off your head and die faster!" Huang Mei is worthy of being Huang Mei, just this calm and this shock is very stronger than others, and he waved his hand: "Don't panic, I will point to the acupoints, I will stop the bleeding for him!" ”
Huang Mei poked Wu Yi with his finger, and the wound on his wrist immediately stopped bleeding, Huang Mei blew his fingers triumphantly, and Tang Seng's thumb was raised high. Wu said weakly: "Thank you, Huang Wogou!" "The blood is spraying on the roof, and the Tang monk who is holding Wu Ai has become a blood monk. Huang Mei stared at her fingers and muttered, "How can this be, it was useful last time!" ”
Seeing that Wu's face was getting whiter and paler, Tang Seng shouted: "Xiao Wu, hurry up and stop the bleeding!" Give some internal strength to continue your life! The bolt gave Wu Xingyun two slaps and said, "It's useless, she is completely dizzy." Sophia ran out crying, and Huang Mei shouted: "Hurry up and send Wu to the clinic, I saw Mo Lian and them come back." The plug blew a breath of cold air and froze Wu Zhi's wrist, and the blood flow was really much slower.
Sophia had already prepared the car, and when Wu Yi got into the car, she immediately raced, and in her delirium, Wu Ying pointed to the house with a trembling hand, and said weakly: "Don't let those two bastards run away, if I die, give them to me as funeral gifts!" Tang Seng held Wu Yi's hand tightly and said excitedly: "Old Wu, don't worry, I will definitely not let these two bastards escape!" "Say that, rush into the house and close the door.
The car was driven by Sophia's speed, and the clinic of Molian's family was separated from Wu's house by a street, and at the speed of Sophia's drag racing, it only took about a minute to get in the car. Mo Lian is busy chasing "flies", all the flies should be dead at this time, but unfortunately Xie Dong's vitality is tenacious, and there is no sign of dying yet.
As soon as Wu Ai's car stopped at the door of the clinic, Mo Lian was surprised, because Xie Dong had just told her how bad Wu Ai had become after he was "rich", not to mention buying a car, and always bringing back many women to spend the night. When the pale-faced Wu Yi was lifted off the car, Mo Lian actually slid off the stool softly, and her face became even paler than Wu Bin.
Sophia cried out, "Sister Molian, save Ernie Chan, he's dying!" Mo Lian didn't know where she got the strength, she stood up, and when she saw Wu Yi's shocking wound, she broke down and cried: "How can this be! How to treat such a big wound, Brother Wu, he is dead! At this moment, Wu raised a hand that he had played with and said, "I think I can still save it!" (To be continued.) )