Chapter 256: Steamed Buns
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"Come on, Sophia, hurry up, get me out, I'm freezing to death, really. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wu couldn't help urging Sophia, very urgent. Sophia is also very hard-working, but the ice is too thick, even with an electric welding torch, she can only grind little by little, because Sophia is afraid that she will hurt Wu Disease, and now one of Wu Illness's hands is about to be freed.
Tang Seng whispered to Huang Mei: "How do I feel that Lao Wu is a little wrong, obviously I feel very familiar, but it is very awkward." "I also feel this way, Wu's illness seems to have changed." Wu Xingyun was also puzzled. "Click" One of Wu Yi's hands was finally freed, and he couldn't help baring his teeth happily and yelling: "Hahaha, squeak, squeak!" Tang Seng was shocked: "Damn! This is not Lao Wu! Sophia, stop! ”
Sophia stopped what she was doing, wondering; "Ernie sauce has always been here, why do you say he's not?" Wu Yi also blushed: "Tang Seng, what do you want to do, who else can I be if I'm not me?" Tang Seng jumped to his feet and said, "Don't pretend to be with Lao Tzu!" I spend more time with the monkey than you spend with your mother, you see that you are exactly like a monkey, you still want to be Meng, you dream! ”
"Monkeys?" "That's right, this is not Lao Wu, this is his monkey form, it should be a scheming and intelligent form, it must be that Luo Gui heard what he said just now, and he was eager to survive, so he became a smart monkey to deceive us!" The monkey lacks patience, no matter how smart he is, he can't be smarter, as soon as he is exposed, he immediately turns his face, and jumps like thunder: "Squeak squeak!" Tang Seng felt that this should be scolding.
"I don't care! Ernie sauce is Ernie sauce, I'm going to save him! No matter who persuaded her, Sophia got into the horns again, and Wu Ai, who had successfully freed one hand, was playing with his claws to buckle the ice cubes, and at the same time grinning at everyone's threats. In desperation, he had no choice but to continue to squeeze the plug and freeze Sophia again.
"Mom! What are you doing! "The seven brothers of the gourd want to come and live and die together. The second baby shouted, and the other six brothers all ran out. The seven brothers are dressed in neat school uniforms, each with panda eyes, they have been staying up late to do their homework for several days, and the physique of vegetative people can't hold it, and now they are sick seedlings when they go to that station.
"Uncle!" "They locked up my mother and uncle!" "Beat them to death!" "Brothers, copy guys!" "Big brother help me pull out the plug first!" The gourd baby is united, gearing up, and is ready to do a big job, and his father, his mother and uncle will be rescued. This is the normal plot, people were originally saving grandpa, but now it is more convincing to save their mother, and it is nothing for Huang Mei to make a cameo as a villain.
As soon as the connoisseur made a move, he knew if there was any, first of all, the big baby was stunned by Huang Mei's slap, and the second baby blinked at the bolt and wanted to use the electric eye beauty boy's unique trick to put the bolt down, but the bolt accidentally sneezed and released a bolt of lightning, and the second baby was also glorious. Sanwa was originally the most suitable for Tang Seng, but Wu Xingyun took the lead, brushed a few moves of Taijiquan and lay down.
The four babies and the five babies are the most pitiful, there are yellow charms in their death, the fire of the four babies is useless in the first place, and they can't even spit out the smoke, and the five babies are even more pitiful, they just spit out some water and they are burned into steam. The six stealth baby is a two hundred and five, you stealthily come secretly, holding such a big stick, who can't see it? Before he could knock the stick, he was first put by Tang Seng with a brick, Xiao Qi looked at the brothers lying on the ground, and then looked at the ill-intentioned people, and threw the gourd and surrendered directly.
The matter between Huluwa and Sophia is nothing, and Wu's madness is the biggest problem. Wu Yi was obviously even more crazy, the nails of one claw were all turned up, and he was still holding ice cubes for his life, his mouth was shouting endlessly, and his eyes were red, which was very scary. They have all experienced a lot together, how can they bear to see their good friends like this, everyone is a little sluggish, and Tang Seng even sat down cross-legged and prayed for Wu Ai.
Luo Gu swaggered out, raised his mobile phone and said: "I called Wu Lao Er, he said that he wanted to come over and have a look, you better prepare a coffin for Wu Yi first, you don't need a cremation ground for cremation or something, Huang Mei is more professional, the master of ceremonies for the funeral will let Tang Seng come, by the way, those seven boys will guard Wu Ai's spirit, and Sophia will do it according to the identity of Wu's wife, do you have anything to add?" ”
"How can you say it, Wu Yi has also worked hard for you for so long, don't you even know a word?" Huang Mei said with a calm face, full of this terrifying aura, it seemed that he could run wild at any time, and the eyes of the others who looked at Luo Gu were also full of anger, angry why this Wang Ba was so indifferent.
Luo Gu shrugged and said: "The birth, old age, sickness and death of mortals seem to us to be very common, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, they are still like that in our eyes, just like a banana painted with green paint, it looks like a cucumber, but the eyes are okay and they know that he still says a banana, don't worry, Wu Ill is also our employee, and there are no benefits or anything, for the sake of his tired work, I will arrange a good family for him to reincarnate, doesn't he always complain that the rich second generation is not a thing, this time I will also let him be a rich second generation, Let's see if he can be a good person. ”
The topic is very heavy, if the solution of Luo Turtle is undoubtedly the most suitable under the premise that Wu is sick and must die, but no matter what, watching Wu Yi die like this, everyone's hearts still feel very uncomfortable.
Just when everyone was sad about Wu Ai's death, a tattered plastic bag was suddenly thrown in outside, and the branch of the crooked neck tree stretched in was scratched, and the plastic bag was directly torn up, and a white thing inside also flew out and smashed on Wu Ai's head. Wu Yao, who is furious, doesn't care what it is, now even if it is a grenade, he will grab it, and put it in his mouth to tear this thing apart.
This steamed bun-like thing is very special, it hurts to hit the head, it feels hard to the touch, and there is a broken stubble on it, which seems to be incomplete. said that he was hard, but the strange thing was that the crazy Wu Yi stuffed this thing into his mouth, and before he could bite it, this thing had turned into a ball of clear water and flowed into his stomach, which had no taste, but it made people feel as cool as drinking ice water on dog days.
The whole body is cold and swishing, but the stomach is warm, and the whole person is like floating in the clouds and soaking in hot water, comfortable and comfortable. Like a free fish diving into the water, the warm feeling across the skin just makes people comfortably crazy and addicted, and there is no urgency that the whole body is about to explode and the throat is about to smoke, but why is the mouth salty?
Puzzled, Wu Yi opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was two wrinkled old faces, but one was human and the other was Wang Ba's, and the common feature was that he was crying, and it was a very sad tear. The two of them know each other, and they can be said to be very familiar, one is Luo Gui, and the other is Wu Lao'er, who has not been seen for a long time, but I don't know why the two old shameless ones are as sad as their dead mothers.
The inside of his mouth was salty, he seemed to have eaten something just now, and when he saw Wu Laoer's eyes covered by eye feces, and seven or eight centimeters of snot, he couldn't help it, and jumped up and kicked the two of them away, it was so disgusting! Thinking of the salty taste in my mouth again, let's go out and spit out for a while.
finally finished vomiting, and saw the two old guys hugging each other and crying, and said maliciously: "You two old glasses are good for this, or I'll make room for you to have a shot?" Wu Yi now feels that he has inexhaustible strength, and he is refreshed like never before, just like drinking a box of Red Bull in one go, and now he is a little overexcited.
Seeing Wu's sick and jumping around, the two of them cried even more, they were almost crying. Wu Lao Er cried for a while, and suddenly crawled over like a dog, holding Wu Sick's leg and not letting go, howling: "You give me back the things!" Give it back to me! Luo Turtle also crawled over with tears in his eyes, squatting on Wu Ill's feet without saying a word.
It's an acquaintance, no matter how much you don't like them, you should ask, and Wu Yi is even more curious, what did he do with them? "Hey, Lao Wu, don't talk nonsense, when did I take your things, you will give me an eighty-eight from beginning to end, and it is a dispensable thing, do you know that you have made me miserable?"
"Woooooooooooo You give me the things, and I'll take all the artifacts of the entire divine realm to pick and choose, ahhhh Oh my heart! Wu Lao Er said that at the end, he covered his chest and rolled around. At this time, Tang Seng and his entourage happily pushed the door in, and when they saw Wu Ill, they were pleasantly surprised: "Old Wu, you are awake!" Great, I'll just say, how can you be such a big scourge and have such a short life! As he spoke, he gave Wu Yi a punch.
Wu Yi asked with a dark face, "Are you praising me?" And what's wrong with these two bastards? Why can't you say what you're crying one by one? Huang Mei said: "Do you remember what happened before?" Wu Yi tried to recall: "I remember that I seemed to be beating people before, and it seems that I was fighting with you, no!" You're beating me! My left nostril hurts! ”
Huang Mei coughed: "Don't care about those details, do you have anything else that impresses you?" Wu Yi said confusedly: "I just felt very uncomfortable for a while, I felt as if my body was about to explode, and then I felt very cold but it was much more comfortable, and later I remembered that I felt like I had eaten something like a steamed bun." Wu Yi said and drew a circle with his hand, which means that the steamed bun is about this big.
As soon as I heard Wu Sick say this, Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle couldn't cry even more, Luo Turtle couldn't breathe when he cried, Wu Lao Er hugged Wu Sick's feet and cried: "You give me back the steamed buns!" Give me back the steamed buns! (To be continued.) )