Bald head, a very handsome bald head, and six ring scars on the top of his head, this thing laughs and is a thief, not like a good person at all, but he calls himself Tang Seng. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Amitabha! The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east of the earth, went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and today he passed by the treasure land and looked at the donor Haihan! The words were said very solemnly, but the eyebrows and eyebrows made Wu Yi remember, and the group of people in coats opened their arms when they saw you, and asked lewdly, "Brother!" Do you want a dish? ”

The thief was lying in front of the refrigerator, his face frightened, and a bag on his forehead, as if he had been attacked.

Judging from the lock that fell from the scene and the location where the thief was lying, it seems that the goods had opened the refrigerator door and released such an object...... Such a Tang monk! Wu's first reaction was to stuff this product back, as for how to stuff it, try it first!

"Hey! Donor, what are you doing? Donor, please respect yourself! Donor, please don't push the poor monk again! it! You're doing something, aren't you? Do you know who Lao Tzu is! Li Shimin is my brother, and my eldest apprentice is Monkey King! There is Sister Guanyin behind Lao Tzu, do you know who Lao Tzu used to mess with? Tathagata! Believe it or not, let my big brother shoot you to death! ”

It's completely useless, even if Tang Seng is holding the refrigerator door, he doesn't have the strength of Wu Ill, but even if he can press him in, the water-like space doesn't accept Tang Seng at all, but spits out. Seeing that an octopus-like creature was coming, Wu Yi decisively closed the refrigerator door and locked it by the way, all in one go!

It seems that this product is a new customer, Wu Yi smoked a cigarette gloomily and said, "Tell me how you got here!" Tang Seng was lying on the ground and recovering his anger, and when he heard Wu Yi ask himself if he was angry, he said, "Didn't you say it, I'm from Datang!" "Lao Tzu is asking why you came to me!" "Oh this, I asked my apprentice to come over first, you don't know that those freaks are so powerful, even Wukong can't deal with them!"

Wu Yi frowned and said, "Can you be more detailed?" "Wu Yi knows very little about what happened over there, and Huang Mei and Sophia were both sent over in a state of confusion, so Wu Yi is very curious about what is going on over there. Tang Seng pulled out a cigarette from Wu's pocket and lit it, and said, "The four of us walked well, and then somehow we got under a starry sky, there are messy monsters everywhere, there are also human beings, the most bizarre thing is that there is a hedgehog head with the same name as Wukong, Wukong's violent temper, if I didn't pull it, I would have beaten people to death!" ”

Wu Yi grabbed Tang Seng by the collar and shook wildly: "Do you have a pit in your brain!" Are you making me laugh! Can you talk well! Tang Seng turned Wu Ill on all fours with his head up, touching his bald head, "Don't deceive people too much!" Lao Tzu is a monk who has practiced iron head skills! "This monk may have really practiced, and Wu Yi felt like he had been smashed with a hammer in his chest.

"Lao Tzu let you work hard!" The wine bottle was broken directly, and Tang Seng calmly wiped the glass ballast with his long sleeves and said, "It's not blowing with you, Lao Tzu has been a monk since he was a child, and he hasn't practiced other kung fu at all, and his iron head skills have been superb!" Wukong's head is not as hard as mine! Jinshan Xiaobawang said that is me, I think I was ...... back then" Eighty-eight lay in the crack of the sofa and shouted, "I'm here!" ”

Wu Yi picked up eighty-eight all of a sudden, "Who doesn't know me...... Yes! "Tang Seng is showing off, Wu Ill's bottle directly knocked his six ring scars into one, which looks like a dragon ball." Iron head gong yes! "Don't ...... Yes! "Little Overlord, isn't it?" "Whew!" "Vertical and horizontal, right?" At this time, Eighty-Eight suddenly said, "Can you not hit people with my face?" ”

Tang Seng is about to become a Buddha, at least the hairstyle is the same as that of Shakyamuni Buddha. was beaten by Wu Ai's killing bottle, and he was obedient, squatting in the corner of the wall with his head full of bags and not daring to make a sound. Wu Ill pointed at Tang Seng at the eighty-eight, "I ask a question, you answer, say one more word, and I will send you directly to the West Heaven!" Tang Shuang nodded in horror, indicating that she would never talk nonsense.

"Do you know how you got there?" Tang Seng shook his head and said, "I don't know, it's just that I went so well that I suddenly changed places, and I can't even see Wukong's fiery eyes!" "Do you know about God?" Tang Seng nodded and said, "Wukong is very familiar with them, and I seem to be an immortal before." "It seems that this thing doesn't know about Wu Lao Er.

"Is there a lot of people over there?" Tang Seng nodded and said, "There are a lot, there are a lot of people who attack us like crazy, if it weren't for Wukong, I might have been eaten!" And people or monsters often pop up out of thin air, in short, it's very messy. Wu Yi stretched out a finger and said, "Last question, since you have already come out, why didn't you take your apprentice out?" ”

Tang Seng said with a sad face, "I wanted to take them out, but when I came out and cleaned up the kid on the ground and then opened the door, the inside had changed, and I couldn't find my apprentices!" "It seems that the spatial door is not fixed, and it will appear randomly every time it is opened.

"That donor, for the sake of the bald face, can you give me something to eat, I haven't eaten for a long time, although I won't die if I don't eat over there, but I'm really hungry!" How to say that people are also holy monks, Wu Yi specially bought the leftover roast chicken the day before yesterday, although there is only chicken head, chicken feet and chicken butt left, but it is better than nothing!

It seems that he is really hungry, Tang Seng even ate the bones, Wu Yi saw that he was pitiful and cooked a bag of instant noodles for him, Tang Seng almost ate the noodles with tears! "Amitabha! Thank you for your hospitality, the poor monks are grateful! "It's a bit of a monk, although it's a bit funny to have a bag on your head. Wu Yi was just about to show off his self-created classical Chinese, but he stretched out two fingers and asked in a sly manner, "Can you give a cigarette?" ”

Wu Yi searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and when he came up with that bit of classical Chinese, he threw him a cigarette full of black lines and asked, "You will have cigarettes then?" Tang Seng took a puff and said, "There are only cigarette bags and pots, and the cigarettes are still the ones I met over there who bought cigarettes, and I exchanged them for the bowl I used for rice, uh, it's my purple gold bowl!" "Wu Yi now doubts whether this Tang Seng is the Tang Seng in the original Journey to the West, which is completely inconsistent with the old-fashioned monk in Journey to the West, is this product crossing? Ever since he knew about the otherworldly space, Wu Yi felt that this thing had traveled back when he saw the rich.

Wu Yi didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he downloaded the audio version of Journey to the West directly on the computer and listened to him, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth. As soon as I pushed open the toilet door, I saw Sophia coming towards her, and Wu Yi went directly into her body, not only washing her face, but also taking a bath. By the way, Sophia can be used as a washing machine, you can clean the dirty clothes on her for a while, and by the way, she can also dry you, and she only needs to change the water for herself, which is very convenient, Wu has an urge to open a laundry.

No matter how thick-skinned Wu Zhi is, he can't bear to let such a cute little girl wash his underwear anyway, the guilt is too strong, if it weren't for the risk of this little girl melting, Wu Yi would have an urge to live with her for the rest of his life. A baby face, with a good figure, she has nothing to say, although she can't cook, but people can repair household appliances, and even make some small inventions, and the most important thing is that she is almost obedient to Wu Disease, and now none of these girls can do it!

"Ahh How so? Lao Tzu is actually illusory! Wu Ill didn't even wipe the water off his body and ran to see Tang Seng, and when Wu was ill, Tang Seng was sitting on the ground, his eyes were not focused, and his mouth kept repeating "How can this be...... Wu Ill stepped forward and grabbed Tang Seng, "Old Tang!" Don, what's wrong with you? Sophia looked at Tang Seng and said, "He can't accept the reality, just let him be quiet for a while!" ”

Wu Yi sat down with Sophia and asked, "How could he be like this?" I remember that I didn't have such a big reaction when I told you and Huang Mei? Sophia pointed to herself and said, "I am because I was originally the initial program, and then I connected with you, my existence is for you, and Sister Huang Mei is because of the obsession in her heart, she hopes to see Ying Long again." ”

Sophia pointed at Tang Seng and said, "He's different, he's just an ordinary person, you suddenly tell him that he is illusory, which is equivalent to denying his existence, erasing all traces of his birth to the present, and it's normal to not accept it for a while." "To be honest, this is the first time Wu Yi has seen such a serious Sophia, usually she looks crazy, and she always seduces Wu Yi, although it is set by her according to Wu Ai's preferences, but Wu Ai is used to her like that, and now Sophia makes Wu Ai feel that she is just a cold machine!

Tang Seng didn't know when he recited the scriptures, he couldn't understand it, but it made people feel very calm, when Wu Yi was almost calm to fall asleep, Tang Seng jumped up in a snorting voice, "I understand!" Not only am I illusory, but you are also illusory, to me, I am real, and the unreal and the real are relative, just like yin and yang! ”

Damn it! In the end, it is a holy monk, who was stunned for a while, and even the theory of relativity was pulled out!