Chapter Seventy-One: I'm here to make soy sauce
After the meal, Wu was sick and rushed to the appointment with eighty-eight, and Wu's mother shouted in the back, "Remember to come back with two yuan of soy sauce, the soy sauce at home is used too quickly." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wu Yi obviously felt that Eighty-Eight One was soft, and he almost didn't slip out of his hand, it seems that the memory of the last time he was a soy sauce bottle was not very good." The murderous aura of his original brewing for half a day was all gone, and under the mocking eyes of Huang Mai and Tang Seng, Wu Yi washed another bottle.
"Wu Ill, I thank you, I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors!" In your lifetime, you expect to hear a good word from the mouth of eighty-eight, it is all a dream, and you are a good young man in the prime of life, what do you care about a bottle. "Hey, wait for me, Mom asked me to help her wash the dishes, just a while." Huang Mei is now more and more like a housewife, and I don't know if Ying Long will thank herself.
Who has the kung fu to wait for her, "My bottle is already hungry and thirsty!" "Hey, hey, hey, don't Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a straight man!" Wu Yi had a gloomy face, didn't say a word, pointed to the door, crossed his legs, and scratched the ground, and Poseidon said, "Do you believe it or not, I let you be a night pot?" As soon as this statement came out, there was no dissent, and Wu Yi laughed three times, "Who else!" Huang Mei kicked a dog and ate, "What are you talking about, the old lady in a hurry is hungry and thirsty!" ”
"Sophia, drive me the most aggressive and pretentious car you designed!" "Yes! Ernie Sauce Chief! Sophia's clothes changed for a while, turning into a white navy uniform, a smaller body and a straight uniform, how to look at how to spurt blood, if it weren't for the thought that she could become a man, Wu Ai would almost be hard!
"Boom!" I can't imagine that Sophia can actually make a submarine after killing Wu Ill! It's still the kind that is used on land, I don't know if I can say it on the ground! Cute Sophia came out of the submarine and gave a very cute military salute, "The most bombardment and the most forced, there is no problem, the submarine is already in place, please ask Chief Ernie sauce to instruct whether to land!" "It's already on land, okay!
Except for Wu Ill, the remaining two are very satisfied with the submarine: "Sophia is good, this is the real boom!" Keep up the good work, I'm optimistic about you! In Sophia's heart, Huang Mei is the second best person (Wu is the first), no matter what she does, she likes it very much. Tang Seng even if he is an animal, even Sophia doesn't like him.
Push Wu Ai into the submarine "No problem is ready to set sail, please get ready!" "Tang Seng" is in the groove! Don't ignore me if it's okay, I haven't been on a submarine yet, wait for me! "Will this bald man be a monk in Shaolin Temple, it's too good to reach out, two steps to run and turn up, the action is extremely chic, if you don't be squeezed by the door, it's better.
But it's okay, who has let the family practice the iron head skill!
This submarine is really so convenient, Wu Yi has the heart to go directly to rob the bank at the next intersection, anyway, with this thing, no one can catch himself, afraid of a hairy strip. It seems that the group of foreigners walked quite far, and they haven't gone up for an hour, Sophia hummed an unknown tune and happily became the captain, saying that there is only a little Maza here, hasn't Sophia always used leather seats? In such a tall submarine, you have to squat in Maza, this sense of disobedience is not too strong, okay!
"When did these two mushrooms come up?" Angry Face Mushroom snorted angrily, "We have occupied this place a long time ago, this is the venue for our special training, but why did you come in without a sound, did I agree?" "Venue? What venue? Huang Mei said curiously. Angry Face Mushroom said with a smug face, "In order to deal with Mario, I said that this place is used as an underground training ground, training perfect dodging skills, and when I go back, I will poison him!" ”
Forget it, let's come, and I don't have time to send them back again, but I hope there won't be any trouble.
"Ernie Sauce, we're here, they're on top of us right now!" Without waiting for the disease-free to speak, Huang Mei spoke: "What is the place above?" "Well, the radar shows that it should be an abandoned factory, because it is rumored to be haunted, so few people come!" Huang Mei ordered, "Hit it directly!" This time, he didn't even plead for Wu Yi, but said fiercely: "Bumped into it, it's amazing, this business Lao Tzu won't do it!" ”
Huang Mei stretched out her thumb, "The old lady has known you for so long, this is your most gentleman's time, look at how good we were at that time, see who is unhappy and knock to death with a stick, and who is also knocked out with a stick, drag it home and make a villain!" "Made's boldness is too much for herself to accept as a modern person. Anyway, if you go back to the past, it won't cause a war, right?
"Don't think about it, no Gu Ning will be able to take a fancy to you!" Huang Mei seems to be able to penetrate people's hearts and mock Wu Yi without hesitation. Wu Yi had long been immune to her taunts and ordered directly, "The whole army is attacking!" "Oh no, didn't your mother ask you to make soy sauce, you forgot?" “...... When you can attack, let's go to the soy sauce first! ”
At this time, the warehouse on the ground was very lively, but the originally dusty warehouse was parked with more than a dozen brand-new off-road vehicles, and a dozen heavily armed ghost-like minions with their faces smeared (they are all passers-by, don't care about these details) around the white man just now. And the white man was shouting and scolding the shemale Alice, "Alice, you ****, you actually killed them!" How do you let us take back the treasure! ”
Alice seemed terrified, "No, no, boss, listen to me, I definitely didn't kill them, and I'm sure I threw flashbangs instead of gas bombs, they shouldn't be!" The boss irritated and grabbed Sophia's stand-in and threw it out, "Then can you explain why they lost even breathing and body temperature?" Robt trimmed his nails and said, "Alice, could it be that you colluded with outsiders to eat black?" ”
"Robt, don't slander me, you dead, my wish is to become a real man, the honorarium for this order is enough for me, I don't need to take risks at all, but you have to spend a lot of money every year to find a male prostitute, I think it's you!" "Bang!" Robt kicked off the stool, angry as a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, "Alice, you Bichi!" You know that I only have the boss in my heart, and you still slander me, I want to beat your balls out! ”
"Damn Robt! That's already my only, and if you dare to do anything to him, I'll swap your Kaiseru for five and two! "Alice, you Bichi! You dare to touch my Kassel to try! "Try it!" "Enough! You two idiots, we've been tricked! Look at that woman! ”
Sophia, who had just been thrown against the wall by the white boss, had turned into a gooey mass, but her face and arms were still there, and only her body had melted. "How so?" "There must be a supernatural among them, and we have been tricked from beginning to end!" Robert suddenly realized, "No wonder I didn't feel the pleasure of blood gushing when I killed people, they are all dummies!" ”
"Let's go! Go back to them! As soon as the words fell, a tremendous force gushed out from the ground, and it was Wu Ill who had arrived. The huge submarine came out like an eggplant, and everyone present was stunned. Wu Yi stuck out his tongue and crawled out of it, this time he hit a little hard, who knew that there were steel bars under the factory, and he almost didn't shake the dumplings out just now.
Huang Mei stepped on Wu Yi and sneered, "Silly big man, come over to the old lady!" Tang Seng was also shaken, and he climbed out and stepped on Wu Aidao, "Who said that Lao Tzu was a shemale just now!" Sophia turned into a ball and jumped down from the submarine with Wu Ai in her arms, "You want to kill my Ernie sauce, although I really want to destroy you, but the Ernie Sutra says to turn you into a vegetative state, enlighten!" ”
The boss smiled and said, "I was about to go to you just now, but I didn't expect you to come to the door by yourself, I will let you experience the real horror!" "Wu Ill will vomit almost this time" Everyone should work hard, just ignore me, I'm a soy sauce beater!" As he spoke, he took out the soy sauce, and it was almost shattered just now!
Huang Mei licked her bewitching red lips, "I will let you experience the real horror!" Hahahaha! ”