As the so-called moon dark wind high night stealing chickens and touching dogs, ahh Anyway, the weather is not good today, autumn has completely arrived, an autumn rain and a cold, this sentence is not wrong at all, but this has no effect on Wu Yi's family at all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Huang Mei is simply a personal heater, and she can always feel warm in the house, if there is a demand, she and Sophia can join forces to let you steam in the sauna at home, it is possible to steam. Outside, the rain crackles against the windows, and the five people in the room are playing a royalist poker game, where five people play four decks of cards, and if you are interested, you can search for how to play. ）

"Seven fours! Does anyone want it? "Although four is the smallest, but the number of Huang Mei is too much, either the number is not enough or one more, just good and reluctant to care about such a small card, all shake their heads. Huang Mei threw down the last little three and smiled, "Hahaha, give money, give money, this card can win, I'm such a genius!" ”

This product doesn't know how to take leave with his company, but he actually directly asks for half a year, or paid leave, Wu Ying maliciously guessed whether Huang Mei was an unspoken rule! Tang Seng threw away the cards in his hand and said depressedly: "Are you out of the old man, how to play, I haven't won a handful of them for a day!" Wu Yi smiled, "You must have watched a small movie to let the Buddha know, he is punishing you!" ”

Wu's mother went up and slapped him, "Be careful when you speak, where can you joke about the Buddha?" "Although Wu's mother doesn't believe in Buddhism, she is still in awe of the gods under the influence of Wu's sick grandmother. Wu Yi used to be more or less in awe, but since he saw an immortal like Wu Laoer, he felt that there was no reliable one in the heavens.

Wu's mother threw away the cards in her hand and said, "Forget it, don't fight, Xiao Huang and I will go in and make noodles, let's eat dumplings today." "Wu's mother is now the supreme leader of the family, even Huang Mei has to be obedient, anyway, Wu's mother is treating her as a daughter-in-law, she can call her as she wants, she also plans to engage the two of them in the New Year, although Huang Mei is a hundred unwilling, but can only follow Wu's mother to cook, this is the so-called, the cannon of his own appointment - crying will be finished.

There were two fewer people all of a sudden, and the rest of them began to get bored, Tang Seng got up and prepared to play the game, and just turned on the computer and scolded "Damn!" Why is the internet disconnected? Wu Yi smiled and said, "The Buddha must know that your six roots are not pure, and he intends to let you recite the scriptures!" "Don't say that listening to Wu Ill say this, Tang Seng actually tilted his head and began to chant the scriptures, this is the first time he has been chanting the scriptures for so long, Wu Ill has never treated him as a monk at all, this is really fresh.

But after listening to Wu Ill for a while, I wanted to sleep, I couldn't understand what Lao Tang was reading at all, I wanted to dream and hum like no content, I couldn't open my eyes after listening to Wu Ill for a while, and I fell asleep lying on Sophia's lap, it was so soft!

After sleeping for a while, Wu Yi suddenly felt that there was something extra in his arms, it felt like a jar to the touch, a bit like a lighter, this is definitely not a thing at home, and the smell is wrong. There seemed to be a power outage in the house, only the dim candlelight in the kitchen, Tang Seng began to snore while chanting, and Sophia also raised her head and seemed to be asleep.

Wu Yi saw the thing in his hand clearly by candlelight, this thing looks like a grenade, or the kind without a pull ring, this thing Wu Yi used to see when he played CS, it was that kind of flashbang. "Whose bear child threw the toy in, forget it and continue to sleep!" As soon as he rolled over, a whisper in a low voice came from his ears.

"Robert, is your flashbang damp, why hasn't it exploded for so long?" "Alice, I don't want to, in China, a country with extremely strict gun control, it's not easy for me to find this!" "Alice, are you sure that this is where things end up disappearing?" "Oh boss! Even if you don't believe my words, you should believe my silk, and it was here that Robert and I found the tank the day before yesterday! "Damn, I've already hidden it from those damn cops, and we'll be able to make a lot of money tomorrow, but someone stole it, and I definitely can't spare them! Alice throws another one! ”

As soon as the words fell, another flashbang was thrown in, this time directly on Wu Ai's nose, and Wu Ai's tears flowed out! Crawling to the kitchen, as soon as he showed his head, a dumpling skin was pasted on his face, and when the dumpling skin fell off, he saw that Wu Ma was holding a rolling pin and pointing at herself, and she might take her dog life at any time, "Mom is me!" ”

"Yikes! What's wrong with your nose? Hurry up and get the towel! "Mom, don't be busy, just let Huang Mei help me get it, you can get dumplings first!" Wu Yi gave Huang Mei a look, and climbed out first. As soon as Huang Mei came out, she saw a bloody face, and if she hadn't reacted quickly, she would have been shot in the head. "Shhh, squat down quietly, that group of foreigners who steal things are hiding outside!"

Huang Mei gritted her teeth and said, "Finally let the old lady wait!" Dare to say that the old lady is ugly, I want them to experience the enthusiasm of the Chinese! "Can it not be hot, it is hotter than the crematorium. Huang Mei rolled up her sleeves and was about to get on, but Wu Ying hurriedly stopped her. "What? I'll be able to cook it when I go out and pee! "This goddess is becoming more and more open-mouthed!

"Don't get excited, Huang Mai let them stay alive, you killed them all, I can't hold the ashes to him, right?" Huang Mei slapped Wu Yi's hand away and said arrogantly, "That's your business, those who dare to say that the old lady is ugly must die!" "What do you think you're talking about with a transgender? If they think you're beautiful, then it means you're ugly, understand? Besides, my mother is still there, how can I explain it to her if you go out and set a fire! ”

At this time, Sophia also squirmed and whispered, "Ernie sauce, the people outside are coming in!" Huang Mei said impatiently, "Let me overtake them, it's a big deal to tell my mother that they set off fireworks!" "Don't! One person is worth 200 dollars! If you kill me, what will I use to exchange yellow wheat for money? Worst! I accidentally said that I missed my mouth! ”

Sure enough, Huang Mei was looking at herself with contempt, and Wu Yi said embarrassedly, "Aren't we going on a business trip, aren't I also here to earn some food expenses for everyone?" As he spoke, Wu Yi believed it himself. At this time, Tang Seng, who was meditating, stretched his waist and said, "Just like your money, you still earn food for us?" You're definitely going to want to get some wife Ben again! "Why do you think this bald man keeps telling the truth? Did he let the Buddha kick him down because of his mouth?

The people outside had already started to go inside, and Wu Yi immediately gave Sophia an order, "Sophia, get a few stand-ins to lie down there, let's hide first and see what they want to do!" "Okay Ernie sauce, let's cheer the energy......" I won't let her watch brain-dead cartoons anymore, although she looks very cute like this, but it's still more brain-dead.

Sophia waved a few balls of water with a wave of her little hand and turned into the appearance of Wu Ill, lying on the ground crookedly, and Wu Ill and several people also found a place to hide. Through the hazy candlelight, Wu Yi saw a flower roll nose pants pocket ladyboy and a tall white man. The white man gently kicked Wu's stand-in and said, "Alice, did you mistake the flashbang and the smoke?" "Whatever, a black cat and a white cat are good cats if they can catch mice!" This shemale also uses proverbs.

The white man provoked the chin of the yellow charm stand-in, "This Asian woman is so beautiful and has a good figure, I want to have a good time!" "I'm still getting started." Hey, this foreigner really has a vision, but I'm going to cut off his hand later! "Women are fickle creatures!

At this time, he found Sophia's stand-in again, and his eyes glowed with a burning gaze, "This is the real superb!" Huang Mei gritted her teeth and creaked, "I'm going to castrate him!" At this time, he stepped on Wu Yi's face and picked up Tang Seng, "This is the transsexual person with special abilities you are talking about?" It looks normal, so take it back and see if you can absorb it! ”

The white man carried the stand-ins of Huang Mei Sophia and Tang Seng by himself, while Wu Ill and Wu Ma were completely ignored, and the stand-ins for Wu Ill and Wu Ma left without looking back, and Wu Ill was now thinking about how to torture him on the premise of ensuring his life! People who dare to hurt their own mothers actually have no need to live at all.

The three foreigners were gone, and the two stand-ins were also taken back by Sophia, Wu Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Follow them and turn them into vegetative people for me!" "When the upright autumn wind is bleak, the autumn wind is the master of Xing to kill, Wu Ill is determined to beat this guy into a brain-dead, just when Wu Ill gritted his teeth and wanted to kill someone, Wu Ma came out with dumplings, "Hurry up and wash your hands, it's time to eat!" ”

Sofitel cheered and went out, she liked to drink dumpling soup.