Chapter 070 Applying for Funding

Jia Xu, who was sitting on the ejector and fully opened the treasure tree boat, had already rushed directly to the South Heavenly Gate in just a moment!

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Reaching out again, he turned the treasure tree boat back into a reed, shook it, and disappeared.

Walking to the Nantian Gate, Jia Xu was about to knock on the door, but the demon treasure mirror hanging high on the Nantian Gate immediately shot down a divine light, enveloping Jia Xu and making him unable to move!

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, looked up, and said with a dumb smile: "Xu feels that this Nantianmen is a little familiar, it turns out that I have really been here before!" ”

Looking at the familiar style of the demon mirror, isn't it the hidden weapon that I used to set up an ambush and kill the gatekeeper stone lion back then!

"Hey, the Jade Emperor Lao'er is trouble-free, and he uses Xu's baby to guard the door for him!"

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and flicked his fingers towards the demon mirror, instantly breaking the divine light of the demon mirror and lifting the restraints.

Although this was just a small accident, but he was overshadowed by his own baby, although Jia Xu didn't say it, he felt a little unhappy in his heart.

So, Jia Xu snorted coldly, kicked on the Nantian Gate, and shouted: "Open the door!" Community warmth! ”

After waiting for a long time, Jia Xu didn't see the slightest movement in Nantianmen.

Jia Xu was not happy at that time, took two steps back, kicked a big hole in Nantianmen with a roundabout kick, and shouted angrily: "Grass mud horse!" Check the water meter!! ”

This time, Jia Xu made such a loud noise, and finally heard the sound of Suosuo's footsteps approaching continuously, and slowly opened the Nantian Gate in embarrassment.

In the eye, it is the Wide-eyed Heavenly King!

The wide-eyed Heavenly King touched the hole on the Nantian Gate that was kicked out by Jia Xu in distress, and said bitterly: "This is a good pear blossom tree......

Jia Xu kicked him away, strode into the inside, and said impatiently: "You are seven feet stupid, why are you crying?" Anyway, this is a public thing, and I don't want you to fix it with money, what do you feel sorry for? ”

After hearing this, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King thought about it......

found that what Jia Xu said seemed to make sense!

So the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King was not sad at all in an instant, and he came to Jia Xu's side in two steps, bent down and rubbed his hands with a smile and said, "Great God, you are Yaxing today, and you have come to Heaven to make trouble and distract yourself?" ”

Jia Xu gave a perfunctory "um", looked at the Guangmu Heavenly King, and said curiously: "By the way, do you remember that the Nantianmen is not guarded by the four heavenly kings in twos and twos, why are you the only one today?" ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King touched the back of his head and sneered: "Didn't this communication room blow up the great god some time ago......"

Jia Xu paused, and glared at the wide-eyed Heavenly King with an unhappy face.

This time it can surprise the wide-eyed king, and a few drops of urine will be thrown out!

With a shudder, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King hurriedly changed his words: "This communication room...... It's not that it suddenly can't think of it, and it blew itself up after eating more than 200 catties of two kicks! ”

Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction and continued to walk forward.

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King wiped the cold snort on his forehead with palpitations, accompanied Jia Xu around, and sneered: "Our office is gone, we have to rebuild!" Since we want to rebuild, of course, we have to have money to buy decoration materials, so the other three brothers of Xiaoshen are now in a meeting, ready to apply to the superior leaders for maintenance funds! ”

"Roar~ It's amazing!"

Jia Xu glanced at the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King in surprise and said, "I really haven't seen it, you still know carpenter?" I always thought that with your IQ, I would fight the landlord to the sky, but I didn't expect you to live with this kind of technology? Not bad, not bad! ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King was praised by Jia Xu, his nose was about to reach the sky, he patted his chest complacently, and said with a smile: "The great god has won the award, these years, in politics in the heavenly realm, there are many skills that are not pressing!" If you know more than two skills, maybe one day you can come in handy and leave a good impression on the leader! ”

Jia Xu nodded.

In fact, if you think about it, although these immortals are not very reliable in terms of IQ, since they can hold public positions in Heavenly Court, they must also have some advantages!

It's like these four gatekeepers!

Who would have thought that they would be the leading experts in building and renovation in the heavenly realm?

This time, the Guangmu Heavenly King gave Jia Xu a very good impression.

Therefore, when passing by the tent office temporarily set up by the Four Heavenly Kings, Jia Xu hesitated for a moment, but decided to give them a chance to curry favor with the leader.

So, Jia Xu paused, raised his eyebrows at the Guangmu Heavenly King and said: "The snake trickster (the Guangmu Heavenly King has a dragon or snake wrapped around his hand, symbolizing the leader of the dragon god), don't you invite the widow to come in and sit?" ”

Jia Xu thought that the Guangmu Heavenly King would be ecstatic to respectfully invite such a big leader into the tent, and then call tens of thousands of fairies to accompany him.

Just when Jia Xu thought about whether he pretended to be very tactful and agreed to the fairy to accompany him to the wine, or was he very bold and directly pulled the fairy to the unspoken rules of the hotel.

But I saw that the Wide-eyed Heavenly King looked embarrassed, and he stood in front of the tent intentionally or unintentionally, and sneered: "It's not early today, and the little god is not well prepared, or ...... Next time, next time......"

Jia Xu was not happy when he said this, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he dragged down the little snake that the Wide-eyed Heavenly King was holding in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth!

Just like this, Jia Xu is still angry!

A punch knocked the Guangmu Heavenly King to the ground, and Jia Xu angrily reprimanded: "Okay, you snake tricker!" Dare to play tricks with the widow! The widow rewards your face, do you dare to do it? It's really a golden carat to eat a lot of heart! ”

The mouth of the wide-eyed king was blocked by a small snake, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Jia Xu snorted coldly, and was about to go inside as soon as he lifted the curtain.

However, Jia Xu hadn't opened the curtain yet, and suddenly a sentence from inside the tent made Jia Xu pause, opened the curtain a small slit, and quietly put his ear on the edge of the tent......

"Big brother, you said that if we report it, there is a lewd-looking man who blew up the communication room with one punch, and scared the young master Nezha so much that he was urinating, will the boss believe it?"

"Hmm...... Although it is indeed a bit unbelievable to say, but we have tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers as witnesses, so we should be fine! ”

"But, big brother, if Nezha is embarrassed and orders his subordinates not to reveal this matter, and no one will testify to us at that time, but we will offend people, how can this be good?"

"Hmm...... You have a point...... Let's report that this is the room...... It suddenly couldn't think of it by itself, and ate more than 200 catties of two kicks and blew itself up! You say, isn't this reason very convincing, and it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood? ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the other two voices hurriedly patted their farts and complimented: "Big brother is talented, please accept the little brother!" ”

……

This Nima is worthy of the four brothers!

Jia Xu hid outside the tent and almost laughed.

Looking at the wide-eyed king next to him with a look of wanting to die, Jia Xu finally understood why this product was not willing to invite him in for a cup of tea......

To be honest, it's really disturbing for a smart person to have to work with three imbeciles......

Here, Jia Xu didn't have time to sympathize with the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, and the discussion began again!

The Duowen Heavenly Dynasty arched his hand and said with a slight hesitation: "That...... Big brother, if you say we apply for funding this time, how much should we do? ”

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom groaned slightly, waved his hand, and said, "Hmm...... Last time, we falsely reported the loss fee, and we were just named and criticized by His Majesty, so this time we should keep a low profile...... Don't report too much, and save some face for Your Majesty......"

The Heavenly King on the side clapped his hands, and praised the Heavenly King with a smile: "Oops! Otherwise, the big brother is the big brother! What you say is justified! It's so convincing! Then we'll ...... How about applying for five million taels of silver, big brother? ”

The Heavenly King waved his hand, shook his head again and again, and said angrily: "Hey~ Young man, be bold and magnify, dare to fight, dare to speak, dare to do!" This is not in vain for our brothers' youth to go back! The reconstruction project of the Heavenly Court is almost over, and you all know that we are the two accountants of the Heavenly Court, and now it is estimated that there is still a lot of final payment left, and it is a waste not to spend it anyway, so it is better for us to report more and let the budget be fully used! ”

When the Heavenly King heard this, he suddenly applauded again and again, as if he had been empowered: "High! High! Big brother is tall! That's not as good as ...... Let's quote 100 million! ”

"Puff ......"

Jia Xu, who was hiding outside the door, couldn't help it when he heard this, and rolled on the ground with a smile.

finally laughed enough, straightened his waist, and saw the wide-eyed king who was sitting on the side, looking like he had eaten, Jia Xu patted him on the shoulder with a little sympathy, and said with emotion: "No wonder they don't take you to the meeting!" ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King was about to cry, looked at Jia Xu pitifully, and asked expectantly, "Great God...... You just pretended you didn't hear it......"

Jia Xu nodded, looking at me doing things, you are relieved, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Xu is not the kind of person who is not kind, poof...... I'm sorry, I can't help it, you three mentally handicapped brothers really dare to play, and there are a lot of tricks......"

The wide-eyed Heavenly King laughed more ugly than crying, his mouth was crooked, and he forced a smile: "Don't worry, the great god, the little god will try his best to stop it...... Groove !! ”

At this moment, a divine light had already roared out of the tent and went straight to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall!

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King was stupid, his legs were weak at that time, he collapsed to the ground, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Jia Xu also looked in the direction of the Lingxiao Palace, squinting his eyes and reading the memora engraved in this divine light: "The subordinate Nantianmen guard Mo Lihai and the four brothers have something to do, because the Nantianmen communication office blew itself up for no reason this morning, and the subordinates are afraid that the ruins will damage the prestige of the heavenly court, so they hereby apply for a fund of 100 million taels of silver today to rebuild the communication office...... Puff ......"

Jia Xu retracted his divine eyes, glanced at the loveless Wide-eyed Heavenly King with a little sympathy, and smacked his tongue: "Snake charmer, you seem to have too late to stop it, your brothers don't have a high IQ, but they are quite efficient, and now that the chapter has arrived at the Lingxiao Palace, and now is the time for a meeting, it's too late if you want to go and get it back secretly......"

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King turned around in a broken heart, and said with a godless look in his eyes: "Don't talk to me, I want to be alone for a while......"