In this regard, Jia Xu really has nothing to say except that he likes to hear it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Walking and trotting all the way, Jia Xu hummed a minor tune and came to the outside of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The probe looked inside, and saw Bo Yi Kao holding a meeting at the top, and a group of immortals below playing jade cards, dozing off, and chatting about idle days.

Let's put it this way, except for the first few unlucky guys, basically none of them are doing their business.

Seeing this situation, Jia Xu couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Heavenly Court is really down-to-earth, it originally felt quite sacred, quite out of reach, and it actually made Xu feel like home......

Without waiting for Jia Xu to finish sighing, the priest guarding the door of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall walked over with a spear, gave Jia Xu a very impulsive push, and snorted coldly: "Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the meeting of the gods, idle people, etc., must not stay!" ”

Jia Xu was not angry when he was pushed, and pointed to the immortals inside in surprise, who were talking to each other and doing their own things, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Immortals? Meeting? ”

opened his big mouth, Jia Xu was very pompous, and laughed three times: "Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

……

Jia Xu's words made the old face of the driving priest also blush.

However, people have been guarding the gate here for thousands of years, and they are also professionals, so they immediately adjusted their mentality, their faces turned pale, and they scolded Jia Xu angrily: "Less nonsense! When you can give them all a beating, you can do whatever you want! But now! Leave now! ”

"Hey!"

When Jia Xu heard this, he was happy.

You may not be able to say anything else, but you can talk about dry fighting!

The group of weak chickens inside is really not enough to pinch with one finger of their own!

Just as Jia Xu was about to make a move to prove to this little brother that he could indeed lay down on the stomach of a group of old men who didn't seem to have much combat power inside, there was a sudden rush of metal resonance behind him!

Jia Xu turned his head suspiciously, thinking in his heart whether it was the Wide-eyed Heavenly King who finally figured it out and took the initiative to stand up as a tainted witness in order to protect himself, but it was not the burly snake trickster of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King.

But it just so happened that the one who came was actually Jia Xu's acquaintance......

Jia Xu happily waved his hand at the man: "Hey! Dead cripple! ”

That's right, it's Tie Guan Li!

And the sound of gold and iron resonating is also the crisp sound of the turning pestle in Tie Guan Li's hand on the floor.

Tie Guan Li was busy on the road, but he didn't expect to hear someone shouting lame!

At first, Tie Guan Li was still wondering, this immortal is still disabled?

Later, unconsciously, the corner of Tie Gui Li's eyes swept to the thing he was holding in his hand......

Nima!

It turns out that the cripple is talking about himself!

Although Tie Guan Li was very angry, he already knew what kind of character Jia Xu was, and had received a special order from the Jade Emperor, but Tie Guan Li did not dare to show the unhappiness in his heart at all, but had to smile towards Jia Xu and arch his hand: "Don't come to the great god, everything is okay?" ”

"Good, good!"

Jia Xu nodded, knocked on the iron crutch with a smile, and said curiously: "Cripple, you also come to the court, but you seem to be late!" ”

Tie Guan Li nodded, and said with a sneer: "The little god has bad legs and feet, walks slowly, and basically has to be late for every court meeting, but fortunately, His Majesty is considerate......"

Jia Xu was curious: "Allow you to be late?" ”

Tie Guan Li shook his head, laughed dryly, and said, "No...... His Majesty specially approved a 'late membership card' for the old minister, with which he can enjoy a 50% discount when paying the fine...... Don't laugh, God! There is a small god in the whole heavenly realm, and people want it, but they don't have it yet! ”

Jia Xu nodded with great approval: "To be honest, I guess you can use this thing...... Although I gave you a discount, can you afford to pay the fine......

Tie Guan Li sighed with a sad face and said: "Don't hide it from the great god, if there is no major event that month, the little god will be saved, but if there are more things, the court will be open every day...... Alas, the little god still has to paste a lot of coffin books......"

Jia Xu nodded and said with deep sympathy: "It is indeed quite miserable for an immortal to be able to reach a realm like you......"

The wrinkles on Tie Guan Li's brows deepened, and he sighed: "Isn't it, the little god is so poor that he can't even replace this crutch for thousands of years......

Speaking of which, it may have touched the sadness of Tie Guan Li.

So Tie Guan Li wiped away his tears, waved his hand at Jia Xu and said, "Don't say it, who let us serve the people......"

After saying that, Tie Guan Li turned his head to the priest in charge and said, "General Rolling Blind, Your Majesty has ordered that this person can be unimpeded in all parts of the Heavenly Court and must not be intercepted, so you can let us in......"

Before Tie Guan Li finished speaking, Jia Xu suddenly fell into deep thought......

Roller Shutter General......

What a familiar name......

"That's right!"

Jia Xu clapped his hands, pointed at the general of the rolling shutter, and suddenly said: "You are the sullen man who has only spoken four sentences in his life!?" ”

……

The curtain general blocked the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, don't look over, and said angrily: "The door won't open!" Neither of you wants to come in! ”

Jia Xu: "......"

Tie Guan Li: "......"

Feelings are quite abusing power......

Jia Xu smiled gloomily, stepped forward and patted the shoulder of the general of the curtain, and said with a smile: "Young man, it's not that I won't give you a chance, but I want to ask, what happened to the few boys on duty here just now, you should have seen it, right?" ”

The general of the shutter said inexplicably: "What is the end?" They fell and switched shifts with me...... No more nonsense! Stop me! If you dare to go inside, beware that Ben will poke a transparent hole for you! ”

In the face of the unreasonable and rough law enforcement of the rolling shutter general, Jia Xu not only did not get angry, but also glanced at the rolling shutter general sympathetically and said: "Your popularity is really not good......

The general said depressedly: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about...... Ah! ”

Before he finished speaking, Jia Xu punched the curtain general in the face!

The general of the shutter fell to the ground with a snort, not moving, as if dead.

Seeing that someone might have died, Tie Guan Li on the side hurriedly covered his eyes and said blankly: "Oops! Why did the little god suddenly become blind! Who is it! Who plotted against me......"

Jia Xu didn't look at the acting skills that were exaggerated to the point of exploding Tie Guan Li, and jumped into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with one body.

And although many of the immortals in the hall found such a new face as Jia Xu, no one paid attention to him and took care of their own affairs.

This made Jia Xu, who was already ready to fight, feel a sense of emptiness that he had nowhere to go.

This awkward feeling made Jia Xu extremely uncomfortable!

squeezed away a group of immortals, and finally rushed to the front of Jia Xu, just saw Bo Yi Kao sitting on the dragon throne and was furious, and the first golden armor god general holding the pagoda was bowing his head, constantly admitting his mistakes and begging for mercy.

I saw Bo Yi Kao pick up a scroll of divine light silk from the dragon case, and smashed it down at Li Jing!

Although it was light, Li Jing's old face was slapped!

But the above Bo Yi Kao still didn't give up, knocking on the dragon case and sneering: "Li Jing...... Are your four mentally retarded families going to be more and more bold, and the communication room will blow up on its own? Ask for 100 million taels of silver!? The widow is trembling when he rebuilds a Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and he still needs the monkey to take the blame for the widow! That's how it cost 200,000 taels! Your four families will be bold, and as soon as you open your mouth, it will be 100 million taels, 100 million taels......"

Suddenly, Bo Yi took a heavy slap of the dragon case, and scolded Li Jing angrily: "There is no silver!" Jinkla can barely make up enough! Let the four old ruffians immediately roll under the toilet god, pick up enough 10 million catties of dung and come back!! Go now!! 10 million catties!! Do you hear it!?? ”

Li Jing, the king of Tota, was so frightened that he ran out even as he crawled, and begged for mercy while running.

That embarrassed appearance was not as ugly as it is now when he was scratched by the monkey......

Bo Yi Kao was angry and in a very bad mood.

However, the Tai Bai Xing below had to bow his hand to Bo Yi Kao, and asked carefully, "Your Majesty...... If the four generals of the Demon Family are transferred out of the South Heavenly Gate, who will take over the responsibility of guarding the gate in the future......"

Bo Yi Kao was in a bad mood, but he didn't die, so he just subconsciously glanced at the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace......

I also happened to see the iron crutch Li who was obviously late, but secretly crutches and wanted to get inside......

Bo Yi Kao immediately made a decision, stretched out his hand and pointed at Tie Guan Li, and said loudly: "Everyone, Aiqing! The widow asked Tie Guan Li to garrison Nantianmen, do you have different opinions? ”

The group of immortals below probably didn't hear what Bo Yi Kao was saying, and they all bowed their hands to Bo Yi Kao in an extremely perfunctory manner, and said unevenly: "Your Majesty is wise!" ”

After saying that, the immortals lowered their heads again and deserted......

The innocent Tie Guan Li who was lying on the gun was about to cry when he was wronged!

What made Tie Guan Li even more sad was that Lu Dongbin and others, who were also eight immortals with him, also voted in favor......

Jia Xu turned his head, looked at the face of Tie Guan Li Ru who had been hit hard, and gloated: "You are popular enough......

At this moment, Bo Yi Kao also saw Jia Xu mixed in the immortals, and hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Disperse!" ”

This sentence of "dismissal" has not yet landed, and the immortals present have changed their painting style abruptly, and in an instant, they have changed from a casual demeanor to full of energy, each showing their magical powers, and they will run away without a trace in an instant!

Not surprisingly, the only lame man among the immortals was limping towards Nantianmen with a limp, ready to take over his new job......

At the same time, the toilet god who was far away in the lower realm also received the Heavenly Decree of the Jade Emperor, and when he saw the last line of "10 million catties". The toilet god almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and wanted to cry without tears: "Your Majesty, where did I get so much dung for the four of them......"