Chapter 306: Wu Lao Er is here again
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Huang Mei's departure diluted the joy of the New Year, Wu's father and Wu mother woke up and found that Huang Mei was gone, so they asked, Wu Yi had to say that she had an urgent matter at home and went home, but she was complained by the two of them, and Wu Yi couldn't say a word of explanation. Huang Mei was the first person to come, and she was also the one who had been with Wu for the longest time, although she was mentally prepared, but she was still uncomfortable.
Huang Mei's departure seemed to be the beginning, and a few days later, Wu Yi received a phone call, it was the old lady of the homeinn pet store, she asked Wu Yi if the emboli was here in Wu Ill, because she got up this morning and found that the emboli was missing. Another one went. Tang Seng is crazy now, since he knew that he couldn't take anything with him when he left, he was playing games all the time, and his original plan to go back to build a game console was also stranded, and it was impossible to make those messy accessories with his strength.
So at dawn, Wu Yi, who was sleeping soundly, opened his eyes and found that he was surrounded by a group of lights, and when he came to his senses, they had rushed to the sky, and Tang Seng was gone. Wu Xingyun was teaching Xia Yu martial arts every day, completely teaching each other, without any private collection, so the night before Wu Yi and Xia Yu got engaged, she disappeared, and a little light and rain was a gift from her.
Xia Yu cried for a long time, the engagement was almost undecided, Wu's father and Wu's mother thought it was an awkward quarrel with Wu Ill, so they hurried over and scolded Wu Ill, and comforted them well, the two of them were engaged, but unfortunately many friends who were supposed to be making trouble everywhere did not come.
After sending off the drunk Wang with a smile, Wu Yi squatted under the crooked neck tree and smoked. "Wu disease! Come and see! Xia Yu's call made Wu sick and furious, and he didn't care that Poseidon's dog cub was lying on his lap and rushed into the house like a fly. Fortunately, it's not Sophia actinic, but why is Xia Yu so happy?
Following Xia Yu's gaze, he found that his refrigerator was swinging, shaking like a tractor, and he was almost about to jump out by himself! That's not going to work, you might have some kind of mess when you go out! Wu Yi directly pressed himself up, looking at Wu Yi who was shaking, Xia Yu asked excitedly, "Are they coming back?" "I don't know!"
Wu Yi really didn't expect that there would be customers coming, because according to Wu Laoer's guess before leaving, the reason why so many people from the other world were stranded was completely the result of the Whispering Goddess being detained and manipulated, she wanted to create a chaotic situation for the beast god and cover for the beast god, and now that the key to the space is in her hands, it should be easy to send it back. Wu was also afraid to experience such a parting again.
The refrigerator door was still opened, and a white object spit out, and the angel chicken, who had been sullen since Huang Mei left, rushed up excitedly, as if he had seen a relative. "Could it be an angel?" Xia Yu was still very excited, but unfortunately this person was only wearing a white robe, long curly hair, a big beard, blue eyes, and looked very kind.
Let the angel chicken stand on his head and hold the nest, this person's eyes are empty, and he doesn't seem to react yet. In fact, anyone who just came over there would be Meng, Huang Mei said that he was not suitable for the rules of the new world, and Tang Seng said that he was suddenly kicked down, and anyone would be Meng. “hellohereiswhere?” English is no different from Tianshu for Wu Disease, but fortunately, there is Xiaoyu as a scholar.
"What did he say?" "Hello, where is this?" How could a foreigner come? "How do I know, you ask him if he knows Chinese." “canyouspeakchinese?”
"Oh, hello, my child, may my light be with you!" The bearded man can speak Chinese, but the emphasis is a little weird. Since he can speak Chinese, he doesn't have to work hard, and Wu Yi doesn't want to take Xia Yu to translate in the future. Wu Yi casually sat down on the sofa and said, "Come and sit casually, just like your own home." The bearded man didn't treat himself as an outsider, but sat on the sofa with his butt and patted it, as if surprised by the elasticity of the sofa. 【】
"My child, you must be a nobleman, you have such luxurious furniture, my light is with you!" Talk as you talk, what's the deal with taking advantage of others? This is not a good habit, Wu Yi first introduced himself: "My name is Wu Yi, the manager of the cross-boundary space of the subordinate committee of the God Realm, you will spend a little time with me in the future, I hope we can get along happily." ”
Wu Yi stretched out his right hand, and the bearded man pinched Wu Zhi's hand and said, "Oh good young man, my light will guide your darkness, come into the arms of the Lord!" "Let's not talk about whether I can do it or not, isn't it a little too rampant for you to ask me to do it in front of my wife? Wu Sick's brain and muscles exploded, and he took out eighty-eight to teach this dead a lesson that he will never forget.
Xia Yu held Wu Yi's hand and said, "Can I ask you what your name is?" The bearded man stood on the table, his hands in a hugging motion, and I don't know who suddenly turned on the lamp, and it happened to be behind him, and set him off with great holiness: "Call me Jesus, and now throw yourself into the arms of the Lord, lost lamb, the glory of the Lord is with you, Amen!" ”
Wu Ill didn't say a word, it was 188, Xia Yu hugged Wu Ill and said angrily: "Why are you beating people!" "This bastard first seduced me to engage in Ji, and now he dares to seduce you, you get up, I have to kill this little bastard today!" "Wait, he seems to be God!"
"Fuck God! Today is the king of heaven, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu... You say he's God?! "It is estimated that it has been a long time since the eighty-eight hands have been trendy, and this product can still get up after a bottle." Thou sinful blasphemer, I want my light to purify you completely! God said, Let there be light! The dazzling light makes people can't open their eyes, as long as the things that can emit a little light in Wu's family are all playing with their lives, Xia Yu has long been trembling in Wu Ai's arms.
The dazzling is a little dazzling, and it doesn't seem to hurt, Sophia brought sunglasses to Wu Yi and Xia Yu very intimately, and then the three of them looked at the large light bulb together. Xia Yu poked Wu Yi and said, "You said that if there is a power outage in the future, can this guy be used as a light bulb?" "It doesn't seem to work, you see that he doesn't have the light, it's all the light of our appliances, if he doesn't have electricity, he probably won't be able to play."
Sophia unplugged the TV with a blank face, the TV screen is still on, this is great, this guy will be the lighting equipment at home in the future, such a bright light, the gourd babies don't have to complain about the dim light.
"! What kind of plane do you build, don't you need money for electricity? Even if this voice turns into ashes, Wu Yi will not forget it, he turned his head stiffly, looked at the person Wu Yi and roared angrily: "Wu Er!" "Jumping three feet high, I went up and knocked Wu Lao Er down." Calm down! You have to calm down! You can do whatever you want, don't bite me, you have rabies! ”
Wu Yi bared his teeth and glared, and said word by word: "You bastard is finally willing to show up!" "Then if you miss me, I can send you a private photo." The splitter tore the photo to shreds, and if Xia Yu saw it, he would probably have to hang himself. Grabbed Wu Laoer's collar and shook it for his life: "You give me all the people back, or Lao Tzu will bite you to death now!" ”
"Okay, okay, you can let me go first, and that bastard is so dazzling, let him come down quickly, how much electricity does it cost to be so bright, you don't need money for household appliances!" Get out of the way and let Wu Lao Er get up, Wu Yi asked, "Is this bastard really God?" "yes, it's glaring, eighty-eight for me." Wu Lao Er is violent, and when he is a secret weapon at eighty-eight, God burps without saying a word.
Finally no longer need to bring sunglasses, the virtuous Xia Yu took Sophia to make tea, although Wu Yi didn't think that Wu Lao Er was a distinguished guest. Wu Lao Er groaned out as soon as he went to the sofa: "It's comfortable!" The divine realm is not as comfortable as below! Wu Yi knocked on the table and threw him a cigarette and said, "You just promised to send Huang Mei back, don't regret it, you know that I am arresting you like playing now!" ”
Wu Lao Er took a long puff of cigarette greedily and said, "It's impossible to come back, but you can go over and see them." Wu Yi pointed to the refrigerator and said incredulously: "You won't let me get in from here, will you?" "Don't make a fuss, it's a one-way street, you can't get in, I'll go to the toilet first." When Wu Lao Er came out, Xia Yu had already brought out the brewed black tea and a small plate of delicate dim sum.
Sophia has a space cup, which is her cutlery, and she is holding a large cup to drink it, and it is like lunch. Wu Lao Er looked at the cake and smiled: "Wu Ill, you have to thank me, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu giving you the peach blossom luck you deserved, you could have found such a beautiful daughter-in-law?" Uh-huh, that's virtuous! Wu Yi said impatiently: "Don't put gold on your face, my wife got it herself, and she has a fart relationship with you, hurry up and make things clear!" ”
Wu Lao didn't wash it and gnawed on the cake with his paws, and he almost choked to death when he ate it, Xia Yu hurriedly pushed the black tea over, which saved his life, and said with a breath: "Here's the thing, I originally thought that the people from the other world couldn't go back because of the hands and feet of whispering, and it was true, but after getting started, I found that there were still many people who couldn't find a place to go back, such as this surname." ”
"Who asked you this, I'm asking you Huang Mei what is going on with them." "Oh, I'm angry when I talk about this, do you know how Huang Mei went back?" Wu Yi was most worried about Huang Mei, and he was afraid that Huang Mei would be killed by Ying Long again. Wu Lao Er is not a good thing, he deliberately hung Wu Sick's appetite and didn't speak, until Xia Yu pushed his cake and Wu Sick's to him, and then he smiled and continued to speak.
"Huang Mei returned to the time when Ying Long stabbed her with a knife, she should have been killed without any power to fight back, but she was not in a weak state after recuperating in you for so long, seeing Ying Long slashing herself with a knife again, she slapped herself with a backhand, and she was beaten up badly, and she was still wearing her high heels!" (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.