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"After they go back, they can't do what they want, what should they do, if there is a big problem in the middle, the consequence will be the Great Cleansing of the Heavenly Dao, and we all have to finish playing." Wu Lao Er licked the plate and said, Wu Yi didn't plan to ask for this tableware.

"Isn't it too much for you to do this, Huang Mei finally doesn't have to die, why are you letting her die?" Wu Yi roared angrily. Wu Laoer's expression became serious: "This has nothing to do with personal feelings, Huang Mei can't grow up in that world, she should be killed in that world, we all have to die after her existence is detected by the Heavenly Dao, she is no exception, she shouldn't live because of reason!" ”

Wu Yi pinched Wu Laoer's neck and roared: "Why are you! Why did you let her die! Can you do it, do you think that dying is an easy thing to starve! Wu Lao Er stared directly into Wu's eyes and said word by word: "I can!" "Full of confidence, Wu Yi heard that sentence without being false at all." God is not only governing the worlds for the Heavenly Dao, but also not eating, drinking, and enjoying himself every day, when it is a lifelong threat, God must let everyone live even if he gives up his own life! ”

Wu Yi sat on the sofa and said in a deep voice: "If I can't persuade Huang Mei to commit suicide, will you take action?" Wu Lao Er didn't speak, which was a tacit acquiescence. Wu Yi began to smoke until there was almost no one in the house, Xia Yu ran to open the window to ventilate and came back, and then asked cautiously: "Sister Huang Mei actually just can't stay in her own world, right?" ”

Wu Lao Er nodded and said, "Heavenly Dao is no longer allowing her to exist in that world, if she is forcibly stranded, Heavenly Dao will think that something is wrong with her and restart." "In that case, can you send Sister Huang Mei to another world, so that Heavenly Dao can't find out, and Sister Huang Mei can survive." Wu Lao Er patted his head: "Why didn't we think of it?" ”

"Really?" Wu Yi was surprised. "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that a group of gods couldn't think of a way to be broken by a little girl, it seems that we are really old!" Wu Yi excitedly hugged Xia Yu and took several bites: "I love your wife to death!" You are the smartest and most beautiful wife in the world! Wu Lao Er poured cold water and said: "Don't be too happy too early, Huang Mei hasn't decided which world to go to, this thing is not moving, let alone going wherever you say, you have to think about it." ”

Xia Yu patted Wu Yi and asked him to put himself down and asked, "What conditions are needed?" Wu Lao Er said mysteriously: "Do you know why people from different worlds such as Huang Mei, Tang Monk and Wu Xingyun can come to this world?" Xia Yu and Wu Yi shook their heads in unison. Legends, or telekinesis, as long as there are legends about you in this world, and they have been circulated, then you can live in this world, the earth is the most complicated one of all worlds, almost anyone can stay here, but you can't stay too long, the way of heaven is very strict with the inspection here, and it is very difficult to go out and come in. ”

After speaking, they stopped talking, and the four of them were pondering which world Huang Mei was suitable to go to, in fact, it mainly depended on Wu Lao Er, Wu Yi and others were not very familiar with the so-called world. Sophia, who had been very quiet, spoke, "The world of Journey to the West should be okay, I once heard Tang Seng say that they have the legend of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, which seems to be very close to the world of Sister Huang Mei." ”

Wu Lao Er slapped Sophia and laughed wildly and said: "It's still young people's brains turning fast, we old stubborns should go to class to receive a new education!" Now that the problem has been solved, everyone is not so low, Wu Yi suddenly remembered something, took Sophia's hand and asked Wu Lao Er: "Old Wu, give me an honest word, when will Sophia leave?" ”

Xia Yu and Sophia also looked at Wu Lao Er nervously. Wu Laoer's face suddenly sank, and Wu asked tentatively: "One year?" Wu Lao Er shook his head. One month? "Still shaking his head." You're not going to tell me she's leaving tomorrow, are you? "Shake your head again! Wu Yi said frantically: "If you dare to tell me that she is going to leave soon, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will strangle you!" ”

Xia Yu cried, Sophia panicked, and Wu was crazy. Wu Zhi has always been very worried about Sophia's sudden departure, and during this time, he almost tied Sophia to the belt of his trousers, and Sophia followed Wu Zhi step by step, for fear that she would disappear like this. Wu Yi wanted to send Sophia away happily, and didn't want to leave sadly. Wu Lao Er raised his head for a long time and said, "Sophia can't go back, I'm sorry!" ”

Such a big pie fell from the sky, smashing all three of them into a daze, and just now I was worried about when Sophia would leave, so I didn't have to go? Seeing that the three of them were dumbfounded, Wu Lao Er hurriedly explained: "It's none of our business, although her world is very close to the barrier of the Ten Thousand Worlds, but it is definitely not the beast god who bit it, it was they who died by themselves, created a destructive weapon, and destroyed themselves, you can't blame us!" ”

"Hahaha!" Wu Yi's series of laughter almost toppled the roof, Xia Yu hugged his stomach and laughed, almost squeezing the air out of his lungs, Sophia was laughing and crying, anyone could see that this was tears of joy.

Wu Lao Er was stunned and said, "You seem to be very happy? "Hahaha! Lao Wu, I suddenly found that you look so cute, come and kiss one! "Get out of the way, you don't need your daughter-in-law, Sophia Wu is smiling, why are you so happy, don't you want to go home?" "I don't want to! This is my home, and the place where there is Ernie sauce is my home! ”

Sophia's words are categorical, but it's relieved to think about it. Although she was made in another world, she has consciously stayed in this world all along, just like your ancestral home is Shandong, but you have lived in the Northeast since you were a child, and you don't know anything about Shandong, then your hometown has become the Northeast, that is the place where you were born and raised, and it is not as good as your biological mother.

Then Wu Yi asked worriedly: "Will there be any problems with Sophia staying in this world all the time?" "This won't, Sophia is very special, she is not a mythical product, but a technological creature, the mainstream of your world is also technology, it is estimated that sooner or later the same creature will be invented, I just hope you don't follow in their footsteps."

"What's the matter, I don't know if I can see it alive, I'll talk about it later!" Wu Yibian and Xia Yu high-fived in celebration. "Don't underestimate yourself, although you don't have much ability, but you are still a god in your bones, it is very simple to live a hundred years old, and when you die, you will become a beast god, so you will definitely see it then."

"Can I really become a god? I thought you were teasing me with that bastard of Luo Turtle. "Who teased you, let me tell you, in fact, you can become a god now and be resurrected directly in the divine realm, it's difficult just to think about it, you think about it carefully." "What kind of bullshit god does the ghost want to be, Lao Tzu now has a house, a car and a wife, and he committed suicide when his brain was gnawed by a dog!"

Xia Yu and Sophia have already gone to prepare dinner, such a big happy event must be celebrated! Xia Yu went to Lao Wang's house and asked for a few meat dishes, took two cucumbers, fried two plates of green vegetables, just five dishes, and Wu Lao's eyes were green!

Wu Yi raised his glass and said: "Come to Lao Wu, we have known each other for a while, I toast you!" Wu Lao Er greedily sniffed the fragrance of the vegetables, and after clinking glasses with Wu Ill, he dried up in one mouthful, and ate three mouthfuls of vegetables before he spoke, "Alas! This is the fucking life of a human being, and a fool wants to be a god! Wu Yi chewed peanuts and said, "No, aren't you quite drunk and dreaming of death?" ”

"There is only wine in the divine realm, no meat and no vegetables, and there is no little cutie running bare-legged, bored to death, if I can, I really want to stay in the world and not leave!" "Then you just stay, who told you to go back?" "How can it be as simple as you say, I also have my job is good or not, over the years, many people have not taken their oath seriously, this is my fault."

Xia Yu bit his chopsticks and asked, "What kind of god are you, why have I never heard Wu Yi mention it?" "Hearing Xia Yu say this, Wu Yi was also curious, he seemed to have asked Luo Gui before, but this dead king said mysteriously that he would know in the future, and he finally found me today, it should be considered time, right?

Wu Lao Er didn't speak, and after Wu Yi snatched the last chicken leg away, he rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you asking this, you can't go to heaven if you know." Wu Ai said: "It's not something unseemly, why are you hiding, you shouldn't be a god of, right?" "Get out of the way! I don't let people eat well! ”

Seeing that Wu Lao Er was annoyed and angry, Wu Ill didn't ask anymore, anyway, Wu Ill had already decided in his heart that he was a god, and he was constipated and he was very awesome!

After being full of wine and food, Xia Yu decided to go shopping, because she needed to buy Sophia's soda, so Sophia also followed, and only Wu Yi and Wu Lao Er were left at home. "I said Lao Wu, how can I go to Huang Mei and them, they won't let me get through the refrigerator, right?" Wu Lao Er picked his teeth with an evil look: "Phew, I can't!" That's a single item, I've already opened the channel, you can arrange it and set off when you go back, the province has a lot of long nights and dreams. ”

"Done? Where did you open it, can you let me designate a place No, last time you pressed the refrigerator, I didn't let my mother move the refrigerator, she wondered if I was hiding drugs, this time you must find me a secret place! Wu Lao Er waved his hand to Wu Yi and said, "This time it was done according to your wishes, you can come and see for yourself." Saying that, it was like walking to the toilet, and Wu had a chill for no reason, and followed closely.

"No, you didn't press the toilet for you last time, this time I specially tinkered with it, you go back and brush it well, no one wants to take care of you with the smell of urine on your body." "Wu Lao Er has a kind of don't run, the master can't beat you today!" (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.