Chapter 085: It's Okay, I Beat Him to Death
Nezha was taken aback by Taiyi Zhenren, and hurriedly asked, "Master, what are you doing here?" When you are old, don't break your waist when you do this kind of physical work, let the apprentices come......"
Taiyi Zhenren pushed Nezha away, and continued to dig the dry well angrily: "Nezha, don't worry about it!" That dog traitor has beaten you again and again, how can Master not speak out for you! Nezha, you sit down for a while, and when the poor road travels through time and space, go to the Sui and Tang dynasties to find the bad luck of the two of them......"
Nezha was dumbfounded, blinked and asked, "Master, what nonsense are you talking about......
Taiyi Zhenren was almost choked and didn't catch his breath, turned around and glared at Nezha and said, "That thief Jia Xu beat you like this, how can the master have a break with him?" Don't be in a hurry......"
After Nezha heard this, he said inexplicably: "Fight like this? No, this injury was caused by a fight with Shi Ji Niangniang's apprentice......"
Taiyi Zhenren was stunned for a moment, scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "So, did you wronged that Jia Xu for the teacher?" ”
Nezha raised his little head and thought about it: "It's not wronged, they did rob the apprentice's magic weapon, and the apprentice who lost the magic weapon couldn't fight the Biyun boy, and was beaten like this......"
Taiyi Zhenren's old face darkened, and he picked up the shovel and was about to dig it out for the crossing point, but as soon as the shovel was raised, Taiyi Zhenren suddenly thought of something, turned around and asked Nezha: "Then Biyun Boy, do you know that you are my Taiyi Zhenren's apprentice?" ”
Nezha nodded and said: "I know, the apprentice originally wanted to come to Kunlun Mountain to find the master, but he took the wrong way, and entered the white bone cave of Skull Mountain in a daze, the Biyun boy didn't even say hello, and then attacked the apprentice, the apprentice thought at first that he could explain that this was a misunderstanding, but the apprentice reported the name of the master, and the Biyun boy didn't believe it, and insisted that the apprentice was fake, and then we played the real fire......"
Taiyi Zhenren rubbed the scars on Nezha's little face in distress and said, "He couldn't bear to beat you so badly?" ”
Nezha blinked and said, "It's okay, Master, I'll beat him to death!" ”
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The corners of Taiyi Zhenren's mouth twitched a little, thinking that he might have been old just now, and his ears were not very good, so he heard it wrong. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
So, Taiyi Zhenren tentatively asked again: "Apprentice...... I seem to have heard you say that you beat him to death...... Hahaha, this fairy will also have auditory hallucinations when he gets old, haha......"
Nezha shook his head innocently and said, "You heard it right, Master, what the apprentice said is that the apprentice beat him to death, Nezha!" Put Biyun Boy! One punch! Killed! ”
In order to make things clear, Nezha took it seriously sentence by sentence, and carefully said it to Taiyi Zhenren again.
Taiyi Zhenren suddenly felt a little dizzy, only to feel a trance in front of him, and sat on the ground.
Nezha hurriedly stepped forward to support Taiyi Zhenren and exclaimed, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”
Taiyi Zhenren covered his head and sighed: "Apprentice, you have caused a big disaster!" ”
Nezha pondered for a long time, puzzled: "Master, how can there be an immortal in this mutual beating, at that time, either he dies or I die, and I can't tolerate mercy on my subordinates, besides, this matter is also to blame for his sneak attack in the front, and obsessively in the back, wherever he goes, it is reasonable!" ”
Taiyi Zhenren shook his head in distress and said: "Apprentice, you don't understand, the rules of the fairy world and the human world are actually almost the same, now it's not a matter of who is reasonable, you say that he attacked you secretly, you have no evidence, you say that he is obsessed with fighting you to the death, and there is no evidence, but now people are really dead, this is ironclad evidence, it is difficult to change, and now it's not what they say is, it's what it is!" ”
When Nezha heard this, he was also a little distressed, and asked, "Then Master, what should we do now?" ”
Taiyi Zhenren thought for a long time, frowned, and said: "Now if you let that Shiji Niangniang sue the heavenly court, I am afraid that you will inevitably suffer from lightning and fire, and one life will pay for one life......"
Nezha hurriedly said in horror: "The apprentice has just obtained the lotus body, the original spirit is not yet stable, it is bad to burn, it is a big deal to lose the body, if it is struck by lightning, I am afraid that the disciple will be scattered!" ”
Taiyi Zhenren nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "Now it seems that only the master can discuss with that Shiji Niangniang to see if she can not go to Heaven to complain......
Nezha was pleasantly surprised: "Is it really okay?" It's just that I don't know if that Shiji Niangniang is willing to agree to reconcile......"
Taiyi Zhenren shook his head and said, "It's difficult, if you are an apprentice and you are killed by her apprentice, you will definitely not want to give up as a teacher...... If she agrees, she can give her whatever she wants as a teacher, the human world talks about the people and does not hold officials accountable, and the fairy world is actually the same, as long as the body of the Biyun boy is not found by others, and his original god is not in the underworld to complain, then you have nothing, but I am afraid that Shiji Niangniang will not agree to ......"
Taiyi Zhenren's eyes showed a fierce glint and said: "If she doesn't agree to reconcile, then don't blame the poor Dao for being ruthless!" ”
Nezha listened to the Venus in his eyes, and looked up at Taiyi Zhenren with admiration: "Master is mighty!" ”
Taiyi Zhenren gave Nezha a brain meltdown, and said angrily: "It's not the trouble caused by you scumbag, do you know how big that Shiji Niangniang is?" Is it that easy to deal with? ”
Nezha thought for a while, shook his head and said, "The apprentice has only heard of such a number one person, but I have never understood how much ability she has." ”
Taiyi Zhenren pursed his lips and said: "That Shiji Niangniang is the beginning of heaven and earth, Nuwa mends the sky and the remaining colorful divine stones, born with merit in the heaven and earth all creatures, her magic power is not necessarily high, but now if we will take revenge, you will be retributed in the future for the teacher and apprentice!" ”
Nezha seemed to understand it, but he roughly understood what Taiyi Zhenren meant.
Nezha's eyes rolled widely, and he already had an idea in his heart, so he asked Taiyi Zhenren: "Master, since that Shiji Niangniang is so big, how can we deal with her?" ”
Taiyi Zhenren smiled and said: "Shiji Niangniang is transformed by the colorful divine stone, not afraid of swords, afraid of water and fire, for the teacher happens to have a treasure, called the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, only to cover the Shiji, there are three flavors of real fire in the cover to burn her, refining her, even if she has great magical powers, it will be burned clean!" ”
Nezha thought about it, pretending to be envious and stretched out his hand to Taiyi Zhenren and said, "Good baby, good baby!" Master, the apprentice also wants to see this wonderful treasure! ”
Where would Taiyi Zhenren guard against Nezha, he casually gave Nezha the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, and laughed: "Don't be greedy, when you learn something, these good treasures for the teacher are all yours...... it! ”
Taiyi hasn't finished talking here, after Nezha took the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, he turned around in a circle, and then escaped into the ground and slipped away!
Taiyi Zhenren stomped his feet in anger: "When did this stinky boy learn the art of retreat!?" ”
Then, as long as the audience who has read chapter 36 of this book, everyone should know that Taiyi Zhenren will not be able to escape the earth!
Taiyi Zhenren thought angrily for a long time, and then remembered that this is no longer Kunlun Dojo, it should be garrisoned by land!
So Taiyi Zhenren hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed to the ground, shouting: "The local mountain god land, come out and see me quickly!" ”
I saw a green smoke drifting by, and a handsome and upright, mighty land lord came out of the ground, and saluted to Taiyi Zhenren: "Kunlun Mountain Land to meet Taiyi Zhenren, I don't know what the great god has to ask?" ”
Taiyi Zhenren looked stupid, as if he didn't understand, such a young, handsome guy actually came here to do the work of the land lord, this is really ......
Taiyi Zhenren blinked and asked, "Poor Dao remembers that the land of Kunlun Mountain is not an old man, when will you be replaced?" Also, why don't the local mountain gods come? And also...... How do you do this job at your young age......"
I saw the handsome land lord in a chic robe, and arched his hand: "The big god and listen to the little gods one by one...... First, the original land of Kunlun Mountain is indeed an old man, and the little god just received the heavenly court documents and handed over the class to the local land yesterday, and second, this mountain is Kunlun Mountain, and the Kunlun Dojo has its own flying peaks and mountain gods to reside, and it is because the mountain gods have been abolished by the Jade Emperor's decree as early as 5,000 years ago, and the third ......"
Speaking of this third, the young and handsome land's tone suddenly became much smaller, and he whispered: "Now that the employment pressure is so great, what do you eat and drink if you don't work?" The affairs of the land lord are not busy, and they are often worshiped by the human world, although most of them are two eggs and three handfuls of garlic, but isn't this also an extra income, and then there is...... This is Kunlun Mountain, Taoist holy land, if the Jade Emperor wants to develop the surrounding tourism environment in the future, get a scenic spot out, then the little god can also follow a little light, right? ”
Taiyi Zhenren was stupid, and suddenly found that the world was so complicated, he hadn't been to Heaven for a few years, how could he have changed so much?
However, the key point of this land lord's speech, Taiyi Zhenren still heard it clearly.
This girl is also new to feelings, and she doesn't admit it!
Taiyi Zhenren sighed, and he could only blame himself for his back, why did he rush so coincidentally, why did you say that the predecessor's land was so simple, leave later, eat more public meals, and you can find an old driver to lead the way!
may have seen Taiyi Zhenren's worries, and the handsome land lord reminded him very intimately: "If the great god wants to find someone, you might as well call those who pull the car at the foot of the mountain, they are the real old drivers!" ”
Taiyi Zhenren suddenly realized, laughed and patted the shoulder of the land lord and said: "Young man, the poor road is optimistic about you, you will definitely be promoted and raised in the future, and you will reach the peak of life!" ”
After that, Taiyi Zhenren took out the identity jade plate issued to him by the heavenly court from his arms, and a divine thought entered it, and after a while, he heard someone talking inside.
"Hello? Who is it? ”
"It's me, Taiyi Zhenren, who is now at the gate at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, come and pick me up!"
"Hiccup...... Oh...... It's Taiyi Tianzun, I'm sorry...... I played mahjong all night last night, and I drank too much, and it's my son who is on duty today, you wait, I'll call him......"
I don't know why, Taiyi Zhenren's eyelids jumped a little when he hung up the phone......
Sure enough, after a while, the cart came, a young man with a blue nose and swollen face, limping and unhappy, just arrived and complained to Taiyi Zhenren: "Taiyi Zhenren, I said that the security here is too bad, just now I was beaten by a man and a woman, and now my leg is broken, what do you say......"
Taiyi Zhenren really wanted to slap him twice, but there was still a request for help, so he had no choice but to force a smile and said: "It's okay, the poor road only asks for a way, and the car money is definitely not a lot of your ......"
The young man pouted and said, "Don't! I'm going to take a class for my dad today, I'm also new here, I know the Kunlun Mountains on the two roads, and I'm also blind to other places, you ask me why don't you call out the land and ask......"
"I'm also new to ......"
The young and handsome land and the top shift coachman looked at each other, Taiyi Zhenren sighed helplessly, looked at the sky from afar, and said sadly: "Nezha, don't have an accident!" ”