"Clams?"

Ning Daoqi was a little stunned, and pointed to the big hole that looked like it was dark and bottomless in winter, and asked tentatively: "Is this ...... Why? ”

Jia Xu said impatiently: "When the leader asks you to do something, do you dare to chirp crookedly?" Below is the cave basin, you have to jump down! ”

Ning Daoqi is right to think about it, no way, for the sake of life!

Ning Daoqi made up his mind, and as soon as he lifted his robe, he jumped down with a brush. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oops!"

Ning Daoqi fell to the bottom of the cave and found that the pit was not deep, but Jia Xu, who was so immortal, seemed to have knocked out the groundwater, and Ning Daoqi fell into the big puddle with a brush, and there were continuous water jets spraying on Ning Daoqi's head!

"What's the name of the ghost down there?"

Jia Xu squinted his eyes and probed his brain into the pit for a long time, but he couldn't see what was going on below.

Liu Shuxian also came over and shouted to the bottom, "Did you break your leg, old man?" Do you want us to send you to your good home, but you are dead? ”

Jia Xu glanced at Liu Shuxian in shock and said, "Xiaoliu, you actually know how to use idioms!" ”

“……”

Liu Shuxian glanced at Jia Xu gloomily and said, "National Teacher, if you dare to look at me with that kind of illiterate look again, I will kick you down immediately, do you believe it or not?" ”

Jia Xu raised his head and snorted: "I don't believe it! ”

"Oops!!"

Jia Xu was kicked on the ass by Liu Shuxian, and fell down with a snap, and fell on Ning Daoqi, who was about to get up, and smashed the one who could stand up right away back into the water.

"Ahem, ahem...... Road...... The old way is about to suffocate......"

Jia Xu didn't know how to sympathize with the old man at all, and gave Ning Daoqi a kick to vent his dissatisfaction in his heart: "Suffocate bullshit, you are a god and can still be drowned in water?" Hurry up and carry it, it's very uncomfortable when the shoes are wet! ”

Ning Daoqi staggered up from the water again, and carried Jia Xu on his back aggrievedly, and wondered: "Senior, what are you going to do here?" Shall we hurry up and go out and take a shower and change clothes? ”

Jia Xu scolded unhappily: "Immediately cross!" Be serious! ”

Ning Daoqi is an honest man, and after a sigh, he honestly lowered his head and didn't dare to speak.

At this time, Jia Xu raised his head and shouted loudly to the top: "Boba! Hurry up and get down, it's so cool down there! ”

Liu Shuxian stood at the entrance of the cave, blinked her eyes and said, "I don't believe it, your tone doesn't sound cool at all, national teacher!" ”

Jia Xu groaned for a while, and echoed loudly towards the entrance of the cave: "What you said is not wrong at all, it's hot down there, it's not cool at all!" ”

Liu Shuxian laughed three times on it, and mocked: "National teacher, you will treat me as a fool, I don't believe it!" ”

After that, Liu Shuxian jumped into the hole without thinking about it.

"Oops!!"

Liu Shuxian is fine, Jia Xu stretched out her hands, firmly caught Liu Shuxian, held Liu Shuxian in her arms horizontally, felt the waves in Liu Shuxian's chest, Jia Xu buried her head in Liu Shuxian's soft chest, and said intoxicatedly: "How can you bear to let them be hurt a little bit, this is love......"

Immediately afterwards, Ning Daoqi, who was hit by hundreds of kilograms at once with Jia Xu on his back, threw himself into the water, and breathed with bubbles: "National teacher...... Please love the poor road too, and let the poor road go up...... These hundreds of kilograms are pressing on the heart and lungs of the old way, and the gods can also be drowned......"

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, then remembered that there was still one sitting under his buttocks, and hurriedly put Liu Shuxian on his back, stood up, and said slightly apologetically: "Old man, don't be angry, this is the way to do it, when we cross, it's a big deal to lose money to you......"

When Ning Daoqi heard that he had lost money, his whole person was much more energetic, raised his head from the water, and asked expectantly, "How much can I lose?" ”

Jia Xu's face darkened, and he kicked Ning Daoqi back again, and snorted: "Little red guy, do you even dare to ask for Lao Tzu's money?" ”

Anyway, regardless of Ning Daoqi, who was lying in the water with no air in and out, Jia Xu patted Liu Shuxian's thigh sitting on his back and said, "It's clamped, it's time to start doing it!" ”

Feeling that Liu Shuxian was holding herself to the death, and the soft fragrant jade was on her back, Jia Xu's dirty careful thinking was greatly satisfied, and in an instant, she was full of energy, and her blood was full of blue!

I saw Jia Xu pinching the trick with both hands, stepping on the palace position, and reading: "Heaven and earth are infinite, and the universe is moving!" ”

Jia Xu said that the law followed, and in an instant, the surrounding environment changed completely, the water flow was gone, the entrance of the cave also went up a lot, the surroundings were refreshing, and even cicadas could be heard whispering.

Liu Shuxian blinked and asked, "Arrived?" ”

Jia Xu nodded affirmatively and said, "It's here!" ”

After that, Jia Xu put down Liu Shuxian and dragged Ning Daoqi up again, woke him up (slapped him twice) and said, "Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up!" ”

Ning Daoqi still didn't say a word, his nose was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and his tongue was still spitting out.

Liu Shuxian reminded Jia Xu in a whisper: "National teacher, he seems to be really dead......

Jia Xu let out a flat "oh", casually threw Ning Daoqi on the ground, and said indifferently: "It just so happens that this place is quite hidden, and it is estimated that Xu will have to wait for at least the next demolition here to find his bones, and we will have died hundreds of thousands of years ago, this is really a heavenly help!" ”

may feel that it is a little unbearable to expose the corpse wilderness of the party who was still very enthusiastic about leading the way just now, Liu Shuxian proposed to Jia Xu: "But many people have seen him come out with us just now, don't find out on our head again when the time comes, why don't we crush his bones and scatter ashes, destroy the corpse and destroy the traces!" ”

“……”

“……”

Jia Xu and Ning Daoqi, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, were both sweating profusely and swallowed a mouthful of saliva gently.

Jia Xu smiled and said, "That's not necessary......

Before he finished speaking, he saw Ning Daoqi, who was lying on the ground more dead than a dead corpse, suddenly cheated the corpse, and flew out of the bottom of the well.

Jia Xu opened his mouth and complained to Liu Shuxian: "Look at you, scared people away, right?" When we went to the Tang Dynasty, we were unfamiliar with the place, and there was no local to lead the way, not to mention looking for it, it was the effort to find a grandmother in a deserted village! ”

Liu Shuxian was also annoyed: "I knew that I tied him up with a rope, looking at his miserable appearance, I was actually deceived by him when I was kind-hearted!" ”

Just when Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were shirking each other's responsibilities, suddenly there was movement at the wellhead again, and a familiar old face appeared in front of Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian!

"Taiyi Zhenren? You came to see us off at the bottom of the mountain? Did you bring a farewell gift......"

Jia Xu was still running the train without paying attention, and he didn't have any doubts at all why Taiyi Zhenren appeared here at this time.

Taiyi Zhenren laughed three times at the mouth of the well, and snorted coldly at the bottom of the well: "Jia Xu! You're killing yourself! You're only going to be able to take advantage of your tongue now! Wait for the poor road to fill this well, see how you can go back to the supermarket to find the trouble of the old road! ”

After that, Taiyi Zhenren somehow had an extra shovel in his hand, and dug soil outside and filled it into the bottom of the well.

Jia Xu knew that what happened a few days ago was unkind to him, so he shouted very sincerely to Taiyi Zhenren: "Old Taoist! Don't ******** digging the ground, hurry up and go back to Chentangguan to see Nezha! ”

Taiyi Zhenren ignored it, continued to fill the pit with soil, and hummed: "You thief, don't try to mess with my mind!" Lao Dao had already taken Nezha to the West Tianling Mountain, and asked Shizun Rulai to reshape the lotus body for Nezha, and got a lot of treasures, and now he doesn't know how happy he is, how about it, disappointed, right? Hahaha......"

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at each other, their feelings turned out to be like this, so they said that Nezha had picked up so many rags from where, and Liu Shuxian, who was harmed, kept it for him, and it was tiring to take it.

"Koyanagi, take the guy out and open the eyes of the real person!"

There is no need for Jia Xu to remind her, Liu Shuxian has already hacked herself from Nezha's hands, and all the weapons that have just been beaten into tatters by Yuan Shi Tianzun are shown one after another: "Old Taoist, look at what I am holding in my hand?" ”

Taiyi Zhenren snorted coldly, didn't want to pay attention to them at all, and continued to fill in the soil below, and finally, when Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian shifted their shapes and transposed, and traveled to the chaotic times at the end of the Sui Dynasty, Taiyi Zhenren finally filled the crossing well.

Finally got revenge, Taiyi Zhenren stretched his waist very comfortably, pounded the discs between his waist that were a little protruding, and prepared to sit on the ground and blow the wind, cool and cool, and calm down his excitement by the way.

Unexpectedly......

"Master!!"

"Huh!?"

Suddenly looking back, not far away a dirty child was looking at himself, only to see that he was in tatters all over his body, I don't know who hit his nose and face was swollen, a mouth here, a bruise there looks extremely scary, and this child finally couldn't help it anymore when he saw Taiyi Zhenren, snot, tears, couldn't stop flowing down......

"Nezha !!???"

Taiyi Zhenren was stupid, looking at Nezha who was crying and crawling towards him, Taiyi Zhenren's mind resurfaced what Jia Xu seemed to say in his ear just now......

"Old Taoist! Don't ******** digging the ground, hurry up and go back to Chentangguan to see Nezha! ”

Look at Nezha......

Nezha bar......

Nezha ......

it!

"Ah!!h

Taiyi Zhenren roared and picked up the shovel from the ground, desperately digging the crossing point that had just been filled by himself, and roared with great anger: "Traitor! The old man will not spare you!! ”