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Lao Wang is very sad, I don't know why these days, the animals around are very abnormal, especially the chickens raised in their cages, they crow in the middle of the night every day, don't they usually go to work at six o'clock in the morning, and they haven't gone abroad, why is the jet lag messed up! Since his wife still has to go to work, it's okay to call them like this in the middle of the night, so he can only endure the pain and turn them into roast chickens. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

No, just picked out of the oven, something strange happened again, the front foot just hung up, the time to turn around, and then look at one less, which person actually dared to steal chickens! Freshly roasted chickens have a common characteristic, that is, the word is fragrant! The kitchen knife in the left hand, the barbecue fork in the right hand, if you are caught by yourself, hum!

As soon as he went out, Lao Wang was wondering if he hadn't woken up yet, why did he walk the roast chicken that had been roasted, and it was still a figure-eight step, was this a bit too eye-catching? Since it's a dream, don't worry about it so much, run a few steps and stretch out your hand to catch this runaway roast chicken back, but I still seem to underestimate others, and my hand was kicked with a chicken leg, which hurts.

This dream is getting more and more real, and I can still feel the pain, but you can do kung fu! Lao Tzu is so good at solving the knife, but he hasn't tasted blood for a long time, and he has no blood! Forget it, that's what it means, it's honest if it's chopped. said that it was too late and that was fast, Lao Wang used a quick knife to cut the mess, and cut obliquely to the left leg of the roast chicken, and the roast chicken comrade was cut straight for a while, and immediately lost a leg.

It is worthy of daring to run away from home, that is, there are two brushes, and it is hard to use a trick of the golden rooster to independently avoid the further fast knife of the old king, the old king has to be unforgiving, the knife kills, and the chicken head is directly taken from the roast chicken. The two chicken wings spread, like a crescent moon like a dragon knife, and slashed obliquely towards Lao Wang, who also knew that he had encountered a ruthless stubble, but he couldn't hide, so he had to raise his knife to resist.

Anyway, the chicken wings are made of meat, and it is impossible for a chicken to be trained into a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, and then the two chicken wings of the roast chicken are gone, and then he panicked and ran away with a chicken leg. "Look at the throwing knives!" Lao Wang's kitchen knife has always been only one, and that kitchen knife can be used as a guillotine, which is terrifying! The knife came out of his hand, with a terrifying hissing sound, like a chainsaw splitting the roast chicken in half in an instant.

Before the roast chicken landed, the roast fork in his hand went out to sea like a dragon, and the hungry tiger went down the mountain, nailing two pieces of roast chicken to the crooked neck tree and buzzing. "Humph! Still want to run away from Lao Tzu? I can't dream about it! "I was just about to take the roast chicken home and dismember it for lunch, when I heard a thunderclap that seemed to sound in my ears.

"Ahh ! O my tree! "Wu Yi didn't even leave the door, jumped down directly from the wall, grabbed the fork, touched the two holes in the tree, and tears flowed out." That, Lao Wu, aren't you like this, aren't you just a tree? "How not! This tree is Lao Tzu's life! Wu Yi's excited saliva flew wildly, and his hands danced.

"Who are you, you are a locust tree, and it is not a precious species, and he is crooked, do you know that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I feel very uncomfortable like this!" Wang Jianqiang's words stunned Wu Ai, is this the wicked sue first? No, I'm the wicked person! That's not how the script is written!

"I don't care, this tree is my brother of life and death, if you stab him, you will stab me" Lao Wang said angrily: "You are sick, it is the first time I heard that someone worships the tree, it is still a tree with a crooked neck!" "Can you handle it?" If he hadn't borrowed my life, Lao Tzu would have burped a long time ago! "You almost died when you were a kid?" "You too?"

Lao Wang waved his hand and said, "Okay, I understand, there is no one in the store yet, this chicken should be given you an apology, I'll go." "This is not Wu disease nonsense, when he was a child, he didn't seem to be very easy to support, according to the custom, grandma found him a big brother, that's right, it is this crooked neck tree, originally long straight, but it turned out to grow crooked, grandma often sighs about this.

I wanted to pit Lao Wang for a roast chicken, but I didn't expect him to stab his brother, which is a bit more than worth the loss! Chong crooked his neck tree Yang Yang chicken leg said: "I'm sorry, brother, today you wronged you, go back and get you some natural fertilizer to nourish it, I'll go back first, the roast chicken will not taste good when it is cold." "I still have to go to work after eating, if it weren't for Li Yang, this kid called to greet me, I would have forgotten that I still have to go to work.

In addition to going to school every day, the gourd babies plant themselves in the soil, watered and fertilized by Sophia, they have fully adapted to the profession of student dogs, and are very dedicated and happy, getting up every day earlier than chickens and going to bed later than dogs. Go to work when you are full, according to Li Yang, the classmates in the class now admire themselves as five-body throwers, basically regard themselves as idols, the guiding light of life, and have a big gift that they need to accept for themselves.

drove to the school, the old man of the doorman was like seeing the chief, obviously stepping on a bear slipper, not pretending to be a revolutionary fighter, and the students in the school saw that their cars were also going on a detour, but there were many students who looked at themselves with strange eyes, as if they were afraid and wanted to get close. As soon as the car stopped, he saw a creature with colorful hair and ears that could be a girl, standing behind him.

Do you still have this kind of superb product in your own school? "Teacher, be my boyfriend, I don't want money or snacks, I just love you to a cute little girl in my heart, I am willing to give you a monkey!" Two girls in their own class suddenly came out from behind, both of them were tall and big, one person stood on one side, and the sieve girl screamed all the way and was dragged away.

"Don't pee to see what kind of person you are, you dare to beat our old class, we don't have anything to do with you!" This girl is also in her own class, her name is Wang Xiaomei, as her name suggests, her face is full of plum blossoms, but the pimples are a little miserable. "Xiaomei, can you explain to the teacher why the students look at the teacher strangely?"

Wang Xiaomei kindly held Wu Ai's hand: "Oops! Teacher, don't you ask knowingly, you are a big hero who has swept away all the evil forces around you, the students in our school worship you very much, I don't know how many little girls regard you as the lover of their dreams! Wu broke free without a trace and began to tie his shoes, even if the leather shoes he was wearing today did not have laces.

Wang Xiaomei's classmate always wants to save Wu's illness, and Wu has already tied his shoelaces three times along the way! Just as he was preparing for the fourth time, a student with a hairstyle similar to Li Yang's original came over. "Tender is Wu disease, my name is Niu Ben, I want to make an appointment with you, see you after school today, see you after the playground!" After saying that, they are about to leave, why don't Shandong students speak Mandarin? Fortunately, I learned a little dialect from Kane, otherwise I wouldn't have understood it.

Don't get out of school, carry the collar like a chicken, poke your scalp and yell, "Can you talk well!" Which class are you in, and what is the name of the class teacher! "Teacher, don't be angry, I'm just joking with you, I'll leave hehe!" "Teacher, don't let him go, he doesn't have a good thing, they often extort people's pocket money together, and he needs a bottle of hairspray a day for his hairstyle alone!"

Niu Ben was still staring at Wang Xiaomei, and Wu Yi was a slap in the face: "What are you staring at, can you see the way clearly with such long hair?" Wang Xiaomei smiled evilly and said, "Teacher, I just have a pair of scissors here, do you want to use them?" Niu Ben exclaimed: "Teacher, don't be impulsive, I've been growing my hair for two whole years, which is more important than my life!" ”

As soon as the scissors went down, the lifeblood of this sao nian was gone, and Wu Yi wiped his hands in disgust: "It's time for you to wash your hair, so much oil will recommend a shampoo to you to remove oil, my friend used it and said it was good, although he had no hair." Wang Xiaomei was stunned and said, "Isn't that hair loss water?" Teacher, you're so bad! Niu Ben has cried and fainted on the ground, saying that there is nothing to love.

"I will definitely avenge my life!" Ignoring Niu Ben's thunderous roar behind him, Wu Yi is now more interested in what big gifts his students have prepared for him, whether it will be banknotes, and whether he is considered a bribe! It's so exciting to think about it, I pushed the door and a bucket of water was drenched through, and before Wu could find out what year the mopping water was, a bag of flour smashed over again, but this time it was really white and transparent.

This time, before Wu Yi sat down, the chairs and tables were completely scattered. A group of students hugged a huge "wreath": "I wish Mr. Wu, it!" Teacher, don't be impulsive, this is not the kind of wreath you think, this is the kind of wreath, you see both white and yellow, how beautiful! Ahhh Help me! Li Yang ran wildly with a wreath: "Teacher, don't just chase me, okay, there are so many people over there!" ”

"Sure you kid has a bad idea, I'm going to you now!" "Ahhh Teacher, you're hanging up, why are you jumping down from the third floor! "Li Yang was still caught, and Wu Yi was twisting his head hard." It's not that I didn't let you open it, you can open it if you have the ability! "Whether it's in class or skipping class, they all stupidly watch Wu Ai chase his students.

It didn't take long for all of them to be gathered, all the students in Class 5, but there was no such thing as a divine dragon. Just as I was about to say a few words, I saw the students brushing up and holding up signs to form a huge poster, and the people on it were like they were beating up a gangster: "Thank you, Teacher Wu!" "The students bowed together, this is really the best gift Wu Yi has received, and it is also the most chic.

Wu Yi really felt proud, these are his own students, and they are all sincere. Tears or something are not so easy to deceive: "You listen to me, don't think about just messing around, I can't study at night, you have to compensate me, I want to eat barbecue!" "Okay, Mr. Wu!" (To be continued.) )