The things of the past few days are one by one, when I haven't eaten well, I eat mutton hot pot tonight, I must fill my baby belly, now pull more, and I will eat more. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info squatting in the toilet expired and thinking,I used to live by myself and didn't have the habit of locking the door in the toilet at all.,Since Huang Mei and others lived together without locking it, it's not okay.,Sometimes it's useless to lock it.,Is Huang Mei a reasonable person?

The doorknob was squeaked, and Wu Yi thought that it was Huang Mei who wanted to force himself in, and shouted: "There are people inside!" The door shook even more, and Wu Yi said impatiently: "It's too late to go outside to find a place, what are you fighting with me!" I saw that the door lock suddenly turned, this must be Tang Seng, he will open the lock, and he can't find the door key of the toilet.

The first to poke in was a Wang Batou, followed by Wu Laoer's old face like a chrysanthemum. Wu Yi covered the key points and said in horror: "What do you want to do?!" "These two people are not only smiling, but also smiling very ****, looking at their eyes and shining brightly." Grass! Get out of here! What's so nice about Lao Tzu, hurry up and get out of here! ”

The expressions of Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle are very familiar, this kind of expression used to be seen on the faces of Poseidon's younger brothers, yes, it is the eagerness of the dog to see delicious and delicious. Wu Sick's toilet is still that kind of squatting type, Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle and the two bastards turned a blind eye to Wu Disease, and pushed Wu Sick away, the two old bastards were as greedy as seeing gold!

That's a piece of! Who's going to give such an expression to a piece of, you're starving to death, aren't you? Now Wu Yi can't care about the fact that he hasn't finished pulling it yet, so he grabbed the paper and began to wipe his buttocks, and scolded angrily: "You two old bastards are in such a hurry, but eat it while it's hot!" "I'm really going crazy, I was fooled into suicide by them, and now I can't even myself!

Bad luck! Ignore these two old neurotics, if you like ****, can you still manage others, disgusting is disgusting, it's better to have less contact with them in the future, bad breath is still quite disgusting. As soon as he walked out with his pants, he saw Wu Lao Er running out and stumbling himself, without saying a word of sorry, and after a while, the two gloves ran in ecstasy with a plastic bag.

Wu Yi didn't dare to imagine what was going to happen next, because he was still planning to eat hot pot. Outside, Huang Mei Sophia had already set up the dishes and meat slices, and the disgusting things of Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle had long been forgotten. Now it's the right thing to eat. As soon as I ate two bites, I saw two old bastards running out with a plastic bag. Huang Mei frowned and said, "The two of them went out with something from the toilet." ”

"What else can be in the toilet." Huang Mei retched disgustingly and did not continue the topic. Sophia can't eat, but she can't stand it, she likes to drink soup, the hot pot will become a stir-fry without soup, so it will need to be added to the soup after a while, but fortunately, the yellow charm flame is skillful, and it can basically be rolled away in an instant.

Wu's dog nose suddenly smelled a foul smell, it was still the kind of burnt stench, this kind of stench still had a hint of familiarity, this was obviously the he just pulled! I couldn't eat the meal, so I kicked the door open, and outside, Wu Lao Er and Luo Gui took a fan and were playing against the fire, and the stench came from here.

"I've heard of calling flower chicken, but the call flower is a new dish you researched?" Wu Lao Er was not angry, patted Wu Sick's shoulder and said excitedly: "Haha, Wu Sick, you are really blessed, just now we were thinking about whether to amputate your leg, but I didn't expect you to save yourself as soon as you soaked, you are so lucky!" "What do you mean?"

"Haha, aren't we looking for a replacement with the breath of God, I didn't expect you kid to have, it's luck! Hahaha! Wu Yi touched his nose, he was really a little speechless, but it's right to think about it, he hasn't excreted the godhead after eating it, and it is normal for the stool to be contaminated with some godhead breath in his stomach.

"Wu Disease, you place an order, remember to buy a beautiful one, I'll process it when I go back, and I'll live!" Wu Lao Er danced excitedly. Luo Turtle pulled the fire with a stick and said: "The time should be almost there, don't burn it to ashes, if this kid can't pull out this kind of, he can only have to amputate his limbs." ”

What the is this logic! Why should you contribute your body! Wu Lao Er waved his hand and said, "Wait a while, if the heat is not enough, the inside will still be like that, and the stuffing will be exposed." Wu Ill was already disgusted and had no appetite, so he could only squat on the side and watch the fire, to be honest, Wu Ill never dreamed that he would one day guard the fire and burn his own to play.

"Old Wu, is your method reliable?" Seeing that there were only sporadic sparks left in the fire, Wu Lao Er began to scratch through the ashes. "I can only think of this way now, if it doesn't work, I can only amputate your leg, don't worry, I'll go back and find you this cheats, it's definitely not worse than the Sunflower Book or something!" "I'll go to your uncle's, you fucking practice the Sunflower Treasure Book!"

Wu Lao Er has already found out the things here, originally Wu Yi thought that he could burn out some crystals or something, but it turned out to be a black marble like a pill, very similar to the legendary strong pill, but if you know his ingredients, it is estimated that people with a good temper will turn their faces with you. "How did this thing become so round? I don't remember being able to pull out such round, huh? ”

Luo Gu said proudly: "This is my idea, Godhead, a little round looks more atmospheric, it looks like, no matter how stupid people are, they won't believe it." "Now this doesn't look very good, at least you can't see that he turned out to be a piece of! Wu Yi pursed his lips and said suspiciously, "Are you sure this thing can fool that beast god?" ”

Wu Lao Er rolled his eyes: "The beast god is not very smart, this time I heard that he got a husky body, no matter how you think about it, his IQ is no more than a seven-year-old child." Wu Lao Er was not too hot, he picked up the little black ball and smelled it intoxicatingly and put it in his arms. Wu Yi just wanted to vomit disgustingly, how to burn him is still a piece of, have you ever seen someone intoxicated with the smell of?

Wu Yi is no longer able to complain about these two two hundred and five who are more like neuropaths than gods, forget about them, just forget about them, like their own poop is great, and leave it to them in the future. Luo Guihuan happily went to sleep on the rice cooker, and in a few days, when Wu Lao Er got the cottage godhead out, he would be able to go back to his hometown. Wu Lao Er also breathed a sigh of relief, touched the in his arms and said, "Forget it, I can't wait, I'll go directly to the place where someone else delivers the goods and steal one, you wait for my good news." ”

Both of them left, only Wu Yi was messy in the cold wind, Poseidon came over with a thief, and arched Wu Yi with his head and said, "Brother does he have a cigarette?" "I needed someone to talk to, and he came at the right time. Poseidon is not a smoker, he took a long inhaled intoxicated, spit it out with satisfaction, and looked satisfied.

Wu Yi asked with a smile: "I said Brother Bo, you are not without money, why are you still hungry and thirsty after 30 years of abstinence?" Poseidon leaned on the crooked neck tree and said sadly: "Don't mention it, your sister-in-law has taken over my money, and recently she plans to take advantage of her youth to have another litter, and she is giving me quit smoking." I really wondered, I didn't quit smoking when I gave birth to these three stinky boys, they weren't as strong as calves! ”

"You can't say that, it's better to be careful, I know you're a big smoker, it's best to control it, especially when you're planning to have a child, in case you give birth to a deformed child, you won't have a place to cry when you cry!" Poseidon irridantly used his paws to cut the tree: "I also know that it is not good for children, but I can't quit, I want to smoke when I am free, and I can't control myself at all." ”

Wu Yi suddenly remembered that Wu Lao Er seemed to say that he could command animals now, I don't know if it's true, now he can do an experiment with Poseidon! "Poseidon! I now order you that from this moment on, you are not allowed to smoke! I saw that all the hairs on Poseidon's neck exploded, and he said firmly: "It's the chief!" ”

Then the whole person seemed to react and wondered: "What's wrong with me?" Wu Yi took out another cigarette and handed it to him and said, "Come to Bo, come again." "Poseidon's paws retracted as soon as he wanted to pick them up." What's wrong? Poseidon's dog head shook like a rattle: "No more pumping." "Why?" "I don't know, there seems to be a voice in my heart that won't let me smoke."

And that's what it works? How this thing is the same as hypnosis, people don't seem to know at all. Wu Yi dangled the cigarette in front of Poseidon and deliberately tempted: "Really don't smoke?" Poseidon waved his paw irritably and said, "Don't smoke, it's really a disappointment, I'd better go out on patrol." After saying that, he drooped and left sullenly.

It's also for the good of him and his future children, but it's a waste of such an interesting power not to have fun. His hand pointed to Mao Mao not far away: "Come over to me!" Mao Mao immediately ran over and said excitedly: "What do you have to say, second master?" "That's not right, I can't use this poor divine power in my identity here, my status is simply above ten thousand people under one person, and I can order anyone I want.

Cats and dogs are too boring, they just don't know if birds will listen to themselves. Just as Aunt Wang passed by in front of the door with a big rooster, Wu Yi whispered: "I now order you to run for me!" "What did you say?" As soon as Aunt Wang turned her head, the big in her hand flapped its wings, and the rope on her feet flew without untying it, and Aunt Wang's face changed greatly.

"My chickens! I paid for you, you give me back! "You can run so fast at such an age, if you are speeding in the city. (To be continued.) )