Jingle Bell ......

Jingle Bell ......

A rapid alarm sounded dragged Zhu Jun, who was tired of being with a beautiful woman, back to reality. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn, it's almost, it's almost ......"

Zhu Jun impatiently turned over and turned off the alarm clock at the bedside.

I was dreaming just now, and I almost took off the clothes of my dream lover, but at this time, I was woken up by the alarm clock......

Rubbing his eyes that were still confused, he turned over and got out of bed to go to the toilet to put water, and just took out the extremely strong little bird, he heard the mobile phone ring again.

"Who's in the morning!"

I just had a bad dream, and I was in a bad mood, so whoever called himself before dawn had nothing to do to scold!

Muttering, Zhu Jun lifted his shorts again, turned back to the bedside and picked up his mobile phone, but when he was about to answer, he found that the phone number and answer button were not displayed.

"Woke up early? Or hell alive? ”

No phone calls came in, but the phone still rang vigorously, could it be that this new mobile phone that has just been bought for less than a week is broken?

"What? Domestic is not guaranteed...... Uh, what is it? ”

Zhu Junzheng scolded, but found that a mobile phone software that he had never seen before was flashing constantly, which was very similar to the jitter window of QQ.

Could it be that it is ringing?

So, Zhu Jun clicked on this software called "Time and Space Gate".

Sure enough, the ringtone disappeared immediately.

Zhu Jun didn't remember that he had installed such a software, and when he was about to delete it, the phone screen suddenly went black, and before he could react, he saw a few words appear on the screen again.

"Open the Door of Time and Space ......"

What's the situation?

It can't be a virus!

......

"Whoever you are, you're the treasurer of the Space-Time Gate."

The sudden sound behind him startled Zhu Jun, who was looking confused, turned around suddenly, and saw a handsome young man in his twenties standing behind him, wearing a golden silk winged crown, wearing a golden one-shoulder order, and a very strange outfit. I saw that he was coaxing, staring at himself with his nostrils facing the sky.

"Damn, who are you? How did you get in? ”

Early in the morning, suddenly a stranger in a strange costume appeared quietly behind him, still in his own home, and the person who was not afraid was either a fool or a blind person.

"Hey, hey." The man in the strange costume smiled nonchalantly, sat on Zhu Jun's bed, crossed Erlang's legs, and said with eyebrows and eyes: "You and I know that the shopkeeper should not delay, I am very busy." ”

"What a mess, get out of here, or Lao Tzu will call the police." Seeing that this person not only looked unflattened, but also spoke strangely, Zhu Jun's face suddenly turned black and dripped.

The visitor was also obviously stunned, and frowned: "You are not the shopkeeper of the Time and Space Gate?" ”

"What time and space ........" As soon as he spoke, Zhu Jun was stunned, could it be that this person was transmitted by the APP on his mobile phone?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun picked up the phone again, wanting to see what the hell this APP is, but the phone is like a locked frequency, and it only shows "Trading......

Zhu Jun only felt like he was in a fog, and he didn't know what connection this software had with him, whether it was good or bad for him, but in order to get rid of this strangely dressed man as soon as possible, he said: "I am the shopkeeper of the Gate of Time and Space, what deal do you want to do?" ”

"The shopkeeper really doesn't know?" The man was stunned for a moment and asked.

"What do you mean by that?" Zhu Jun was also confused, "If you know, do you still need to ask you?" ”

The man didn't look like he was lying when he saw Zhu Jun, but it was still a little difficult for him to say it to his face, "Uh...... That's what it is. ”

"What about that?" Zhu Jun didn't understand for a while, and continued to ask.

The man covered his forehead with both hands, thought about it for a long time, as if he had made up his mind, and said: "I am rich all over the world and enjoy all the beauties in the world, but recently I suddenly feel that I have more than enough heart and not enough power......."

"Haha......" Before the man could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun's laughter, "So you don't lift it!" Haha....."

"Ahem......" Seeing that the man's face had turned the color of pig liver, Zhu Jun shut up stupidly, pretending to cough to hide his embarrassment.

But soon, he looked at the man with a confused face and asked, "What did you just say?" I? Are you the emperor? ”

"Hmph." After the man snorted dissatisfiedly, he got up with his hands behind his back, continued to nostril to the sky, and said arrogantly: "I am the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, the year name is Zhengde, and when I see me, I still don't give a big gift?" ”

Emperor Zhengde?

Regarding the rumors of this merry-natured, dissolute and reckless emperor, Zhu Jun has also seen a lot on TV and movies. Although I don't know what the real Emperor Zhengde is like in history, but as far as the strangely dressed Zhu Houzhao in front of him, Zhu Jun can't see that he looks like a ninety-five honor at all.

Of course, Zhu Jun would not kneel down for him, and said disdainfully: "You said that you are the emperor, just you, do you have the appearance of an emperor?" ”

After listening to Zhu Jun, Zhu Houzhao looked down at the approval slip on his body, and couldn't help but smile, "This outfit was paid tribute to me by the Tibetan Dharma King, and I thought it was interesting, so I wore it to play." I also gave myself the Buddha name of Daqing Dharma King Xitianjue Dao Yuanming Freedom Dading Hui Buddha, how about it? Do you feel imposing? ”

Zhu Jun can be regarded as convinced, this Nima is an emperor, and it is too unreliable, his mind is full of play, so he said impatiently: "Okay, okay, what kind of deal do you want to do!" ”

These words poked Zhu Houzhao's sadness again, and he saw that his face was red, and he said with some embarrassment: "Recently, I suddenly feel that the matter of the bed is not as good as before, so I want to ask the shopkeeper for a panacea to restore the true character of a man." ”

Zhu Jun has never had a girlfriend, and the only ones who have accompanied him for so many years are five girls and left and right fighting techniques. Even so, he knew what Zhu Houzhao was referring to.

Viagra.

However, Zhu Jun still had some doubts in his heart, would the emperor still lack tonic and aphrodisiac?

When I asked, I found out that Zhu Houzhao was really a sperm worm, and he didn't care about his body at all. Those imperial doctors in Ouchi also prepared a lot of medicinal herbs for him, and it was still useful when he first ate it, but after a long time, the effect of the medicine became weaker and weaker, and now it has no effect at all, and it is not enjoyable every time.

Zhu Jun now just wants to get rid of this guy quickly, and then study this space-time gate well. So, he only said to Zhu Houzhao and waited, then took his wallet and went out without changing his shoes.

It's not even seven o'clock in the morning, and most of the people are still dreaming, except for some young people who go to the morning shift and old men and women who do morning exercises.

Pharmacies are no exception, and although they are open 24 hours a day, their doors are still closed.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Zhu Jun knew that there was someone on duty inside, so he kept banging on the glass door.

"Coming, coming......"

Soon, I saw a fat girl in a white coat and pink pajamas coming out of the back room, and I saw her yawning and muttering something impatiently, as if complaining that Zhu Jun had disturbed her and Prince Charming's crooked dreams.

Zhu Jun was dumbfounded, female?

How do you open your mouth!

Without waiting for him to react, the fat girl opened the small window above the glass window, looked at him with sleepy panda eyes, and asked, "What medicine to buy?" ”

"Uh......"

Zhu Jun was stupid and didn't know how to answer.

"What to buy! Condom or birth control pill? The fat girl saw Zhu Jun's unspeakable appearance, and he was the kind of stinky man who would burn himself in the morning.

"No, it's not." Zhu Jun hurriedly shook his head and denied it, how could he know that his mouth was too fast, and said what was in his heart, "I want viagra." ”

Belch.....

Zhu Jun regretted it after speaking, and suddenly felt that his face was hot, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The fat girl looked at him strangely, then shook her head very old-fashionedly, and turned to get him the medicine.

Zhu Jun was about to scold Zhu Houzhao to death in his heart, because he clearly heard the fat girl muttering after turning around, "Another useless man." ”

Soon, Zhu Jun threw down the money, quickly snatched the viagra in the fat girl's hand, and ran away.

While running, I heard the sneer of the fat girl from behind, "There is a useless man who runs so fast." ”

"Puff ......"

Suddenly, my feet slipped, I fell and ate, and the box of viagra in my hand also took off and flew to the feet of several aunts who were about to go to morning exercises.

Finished......