Jia Xu chatted with the two future toilet gods for a while, and occasionally pretended to be casual and asked, "I wonder where are the other gods who work here on weekdays?" ”

The two toilet gods didn't know whether they were missing their eyes or really didn't know what the secret was, so they replied honestly: "Today's Kunlun Mountain Competition, all the senior brothers are competing on the mountain. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Jia Xu was surprised, but Liu Shuxian was a straight intestine, so she asked in a daze: "Since today's big competition, why are you still working here?" ”

Jia Xu covered Liu Shuxian's big mouth and said with a smile: "She has a lot of brains, don't you mind......"

The two middle-aged men looked at each other, and they didn't think much about it, but when Jia Xu did this, they were really embarrassed.

However, since they are qualified to go up the mountain to learn art, they are naturally not narrow-minded people, and the slightly shorter middle-aged man said with a smile: "My two brothers are still in school for a short time, and they are not good at learning arts, and they are not too embarrassed to show their ugliness in front of many senior brothers, so we are not ready to participate in the competition today." ”

Jia Xu rolled his eyes and asked: "The two gods laughed, it must be because they have a noble temperament and don't want to fight with their peers, so they don't want to participate in the big competition...... I wonder if the two of you will be able to compete in time if you go back to compete now? ”

The two middle-aged men replied inexplicably: "There are thousands of senior brothers on the mountain, as long as they can get to the arena before the first round of competition, they are all fine...... Brother Tai asked what this is for? ”

The two innocent and kind-hearted middle-aged people didn't understand what Jia Xu meant, standing on the side had already been taken away by Jia Xu, but Liu Shuxian, who was rotten, was in a daze, and understood Jia Xu's thoughts in an instant, and secretly put his hands behind his back, ready to shoot at any time.

However, Liu Shuxian's preparatory actions seemed to be a waste of feelings, and Jia Xu asked directly: "Then I wonder if my husband and wife can replace the two gods to go up the mountain to compete?" ”

Liu Shuxian was stupid, and the Qiankun circle on her back and hand was revealed, but she didn't expect Jia Xu to suddenly come to such a move, which made everyone very embarrassed.

Liu Shuxian slandered in her heart, Jia Xu is pumping her brain, even a fool can't just help two guys with unknown identities, not to mention that they are still such a formal and rigorous unit.

But what Liu Shuxian never expected was that the two middle-aged people didn't seem to think that there was anything wrong with what Jia Xu said!

Instead, the short middle-aged man asked curiously, "The two of you are also interested in going up the mountain to compare?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, although Xu is a great merchant and a national teacher, he has always admired the real immortal methods, and now it is rare to have such an opportunity to travel here, of course I want to see it!" ”

The tall middle-aged man nodded, but looked at Liu Shuxian with some hesitation and said, "Naturally, there is no problem if you want to participate, but your wife ......."

Jia Xu patted Liu Shuxian on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Although she is a mortal, she is very capable of fighting!" ”

Since Jia Xu is so confident, it is not good for him to say anything more, so the tall middle-aged man took out a post from his arms, handed it to Jia Xu and said: "The two of you can take my immortal post into the mountain, and then you will have your own senior brother to receive you, and the two of us have not finished our work today, so I can't accompany each other." ”

Jia Xu took the fairy post, received it in his sleeve without looking at it, and arched his hand to the two future toilet gods: "Thank you for the fulfillment of the gods, after Xu won the championship, he will return it in person." ”

The tall middle-aged man smiled and replied to Jia Xu: "Good luck to you, there will be a period later." ”

Jia Xu nodded and stretched out his hand: "Please!" ”

"Please!"

After the two middle-aged toilet gods left with the dung, Jia Xu dragged Liu Shuxian, who was still stunned, and said, "What are you doing standing stupidly?" Come with me up the hill to the ring! ”

Liu Shuxian came back to her senses at this time, looked at the distant backs of the two middle-aged toilet gods in disbelief, rubbed her eyes and said, "National teacher...... I'm not dreaming, am I...... Is it a little too smooth? ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said, "What? ”

Liu Shuxian thought about it for a long time, and didn't know where to start, she couldn't help but feel a little tight, and reached out to open Jia Xu's sleeve and looked at it for a long time: "National teacher, what did they just give you?" It turns out that the gods are so good at talking? ”

As soon as Jia Xu's right hand flipped, the immortal post appeared out.

I saw that the post was no more than the size of a palm, inlaid with silk edges, and a few big words were simply written in it:

Three thousand Lu Bai two pick up two.

There is also a small line at the bottom:

3622。

Liu Shuxian scratched her head in confusion and said, "National teacher, what is written on this ghostly talisman?" ”

Jia Xu pointed to the Chinese characters on the top, and then pointed to the small characters below and said, "This is a Chinese character, and it will take thousands of years to evolve into this way of writing...... The following is an Arabic numeral, and it will take thousands of years to have it, and this is not something that will appear in the Shang Dynasty, and it is normal that you don't know it. ”

Liu Shuxian nodded as if she didn't understand: "To put it simply, the national teacher, are you laughing at me for not being literate?" ”

Jia Xu nodded naturally: "Yes!" ”

……

"Ahem......"

Jia Xu rubbed his chin that had just been crooked, pinched the fairy post and continued to explain to Liu Shuxian: "This is called the fairy post, which is basically the same as our ID card...... It's like your household register...... It's about the same as your family register......"

Jia Xu scratched his head with a headache: "Oh, you didn't say it before me...... This thing is the identity certificate of the gods, issued by the Heavenly Palace, and it is usually used to surf the Internet and open a room, and this thing is required......"

Although Liu Shuxian still didn't understand at all, seeing Jia Xu's headache, Liu Shuxian didn't ask much: "Then this thing sounds very important, and he just gave this thing to you?" What if we don't pay him back? ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said: "If we don't return it to him, then he is not an immortal, of course, even if we have his immortal post, we are not immortals, this thing is very important to him, but for us, the value is not as good as a piece of cake." ”

Liu Shuxian was taken aback, just now she thought that the two immortals were just simple generosity, but now it seems that they are mentally retarded!

Jia Xu threw away the immortal post in his hand, and said with some emotion: "Then, this is what Xu just said, it is difficult to cultivate immortals with a heart, and I have no intention of setting myself for the gods!" ”

Liu Shuxian sniffed and said with a headache: "This thing of the fairy really makes people's chests tight......"

Jia Xu's eyes flashed, and he reached out and touched Liu Shuxian's chest: "Xu will rub ...... for you."

"Oops!"

Jia Xu covered his nosebleed and took Liu Shuxian to Kunlun Mountain, with the guidance of the gods, and soon Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian went around to a place that was inaccessible but extremely strange.

It's bleak and desolate, but there are some strange buildings and other things that seem rather incongruous, such as thick dead logs, one-man deep pools, wide roads, and small alleys made of rocks.

Although everything seems so strange, but the stranger thing is still to come, at the intersection of the main road, a young man smoking a cigarette pouch is sitting on a manpower tricycle smoking a dry tobacco and dozing off.

Although Jia Xu is calm, Liu Shuxian, a country girl who has never seen much of the world, is terrible, and she can't see these strange and psychedelic scenery pictures at all.

Jia Xu dragged Liu Shuxian to the side of the manpower three wheels, kicked the wheel, and shouted at the young man sitting inside: "Boss, it's time for business!" ”

Jia Xu waited for a long time, and the young man who was smoking in a daze waved his hand at Jia Xu, yawned weakly and said, "If you don't work today, you can find someone else...... Yawn ......"

Jia Xu said depressedly: "If you don't work, are you still here?" If there is anyone else around, isn't it just you! ”

The young man stretched lazily, turned his back to Jia Xu, and said in a daze: "I don't care, anyway, I don't want to work today, go quickly, go quickly, don't disturb my sleep......"

As soon as she said this, Liu Shuxian stopped doing it, and no matter how unreasonable she was on weekdays, she wouldn't dare to be so arrogant with herself, so Liu Shuxian didn't say a word, and she was about to step forward to fight him with a shake of the fire-tipped gun.

Jia Xu hurriedly grabbed Liu Shuxian, and said to the young man in the three rounds in a good voice: "Brother, if you are long-winded, beware that the dog will bite you!" ”

The young man was startled, quickly sat up straight, blinked his eyes, and after finding that Jia Xu was dragging Liu Shuxian, who was fierce and vicious, and her face was unhappy, she broke out in a cold sweat: "What a terrible vicious dog, and he can use weapons when he looks like a person......"

……

"Hahaha...... It turns out that the two of you went to the mountains to participate in the big competition, I thought the two of you were going to travel......"

The young man sucked a nosebleed with two dark circles under his eyes that were beaten out by Liu Shuxian, and while pulling Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian to the mountain road with a manpower tricycle, he smiled and said: "The two of you are really lucky, the gods on the mountain don't have a holiday today, and I'm so diligent and still sticking to my job, hahaha......"

Liu Shuxian snorted angrily: "But your luck doesn't seem to be very good!" ”

The young man smiled awkwardly, and after touching a handful of nosebleeds, even Jia Xu couldn't bear to look at it, and stuffed the half-used strip of cloth in his hand to the young man: "Plug it, otherwise it won't be as simple as a nosebleed if it accidentally sticks on her clothes." ”

The young man looked at Jia Xu's blue nose and swollen face, silently took the strip of cloth, and shed tears of emotion.

is the same as the end of the world, and there is true love in the world!