Hearing Jia Xu say this, Liu Shuxian pondered very seriously: "I never thought that there were such benefits to having big breasts. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Jia Xu waved his hand and said with a smile: "Radish greens, each has his own love, it just so happens that Xu is a sentimental one, thanks to your average appearance, it can better reflect your advantages, if you are more beautiful by three points, Xu will not love you as much as now." ”

Well, although this is praising himself, but the tone is weird, fortunately, Liu Shuxian is such a real man, and he doesn't care at all about Jia Xu saying that he looks average.

In this way, along the way, over the mountains and mountains, over the rivers and rapids, although Yun Ji in front of him has been working hard to be faster, but compared to Jia Xu's clouds, it is really a little slow to make people doze off, and it took three days for Yun Ji to fly back to Kunlun Mountain.

"Four twos!"

"Well...... Don't ......"

"King Bomb!"

“…… I can't afford it. ”

Jia Xu threw the remaining twenty-one cards in his hand in front of him, and sneered disdainfully: "You can't afford anything, and you're still playing a fart!" ”

Liu Shuxian was also shocked, and stretched out her hand to spread out the three, four, five, six, seven, eighty, ninety, and Q that Jia Xu had dropped, as well as a large number of scattered small cards, as if there were tens of thousands of mammoths rushing by in her heart.

Jia Xu pretended to be displeased and snatched the four A, four K, three Q, three J and a bunch of good cards in Liu Shuxian's hand, threw them into the card pile, and said to Liu Shuxian seriously: "Don't play, you have lost for two whole days, it's really boring, do you know, if you bet on the lottery, little girl, you have to hang your underwear on your head now!" ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head very calmly: "I never wear underwear, and besides, you remember wrong, the national teacher, you lost for two whole days......"

Jia Xu's face was a little unnatural, and he coughed lightly twice: "Let's talk about something else......"

Liu Shuxian nodded approvingly and said, "Yun Ji has been missing for an hour. ”

"Huh!?"

Jia Xu hurriedly looked back, and saw that there was no end in the sky, and the sky was full of white clouds, where could he still see the figure of the crane?

Liu Shuxian said while sorting out the stacks of cards on the cloud: "I wanted to say it just now, but the national teacher, you lost your red eyes, and you told me to shut up, so I didn't mention it." ”

Jia Xu's mouth grew up and he couldn't speak for a long time, and after shaking his head helplessly, he didn't panic much: "Fortunately, Xu gave her the necklace first, so that she wouldn't be unable to find the way, but we always feel a little embarrassed to come to the door empty-handed." ”

Liu Shuxian said curiously: "Didn't we sneak in, and we also want to bring a greeting gift?" ”

Jia Xu said with black lines on his head: "How can we ask for directions if we sneak in, people look at us as thieves and don't want to tell us what to do?" ”

Liu Shuxian was refreshed, and said without hesitation: "If you don't say anything, you will be beaten, and you will be killed and pulled down!" ”

Jia Xu was shocked: "Good way! So it's such a happy decision! ”

Liu Shuxian saw that Jia Xu seemed to be serious, and hurriedly said: "Hey! National teacher, don't be like this, I just said to play ......"

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian with a look of disappointment: "Huh? But I can't do anything but beat people! ”

Liu Shuxian thought for a while, and finally made up her mind: "Talk to them first, if you can't talk about it, then fight!" ”

As soon as Jia Xu heard this, he paid it back, his eyes began to glow with golden light, his mouth smiled crookedly, and without saying a word, he opened Wushuang in a rage, and gathered several black energy bombs in his hand: "Yes, yes, just use the negotiation method that Xu is best at to say hello to them first!" ”

Liu Shuxian was full of black lines, and holding down Jia Xu was a punch and kick, which made Jia Xu cry and cry for his mother, and a burst of howls pierced the sky and echoed between the mountains, only to frighten the mountain people to scatter their souls, and bow their heads.

After the clouds and rain stopped, Jia Xu went to the foot of Kunlun Mountain to buy two catties of pears with two panda eyes, and took Liu Shuxian up the mountain to visit Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Kunlun Mountain is the first sacred mountain in the world, also known as Kunlun Xu, when the ancestor of ten thousand mountains, the mountain road is steep, endless, different from the Lingshan, although Kunlun Mountain is a fairy dojo, but there are also mortals who live, the human world communicates with Kunlun Mountain, and there is no isolation, the hunters and woodcutters in the mountains are also a lot, every year there are many people who seek immortals to ask the Tao to visit, it is the holy land of Taoism.

Coming to the market at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, Jia Xu looked around with pears in his hand, and he didn't know what he was looking for.

Liu Shuxian looked curiously at the porters and small traders who came and went, and it seemed a little strange how to cultivate immortals, but it was as lively as a temple fair.

Jia Xu searched for a long time and didn't find the person he was looking for, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed, and then looked back and saw Liu Shuxian's curious appearance, naturally he also understood what Liu Shuxian was trying to write, and then said: "Xiaoliu, what are you trying to write?" ”

Liu Shuxian blinked, turned back to Jia Xu and asked, "National teacher, it's so lively here!" ”

Jia Xu nodded and scratched his ears: "Of course, world-class tourist attractions, how can it not be lively, you haven't been to five thousand years later, there can be so many people watching the urinal exhibition used by the emperor there, don't make a fuss." ”

Although Liu Shuxian didn't understand a little bit of what she heard, she still said strangely: "I have also heard that Kunlun Mountain is difficult for ordinary people to reach, located in the western inland, legend has it that there are immortal trees on the mountain, immortal water and Liangfeng Mountain, climb Liangfeng Mountain can not die, climb up the Hanging Pu Mountain can be spiritual, and then go up is Tianque, if you enter Tianque, you can live with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon shine with the same light, since then you are free from heaven and earth, and there is no restraint, but now this ......"

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian with a confused face, and said with bared teeth: "Which stall did you buy pirated books from?" It's all nonsense! ”

Liu Shuxian also said strangely: "It does seem to be a little different now, but why does everyone say that?" ”

Jia Xu took Liu Shuxian all the way forward, and said as he walked: "Then, Xu told you, the Buddha cultivates the Pudu Dharma, and the Tao talks about the will of heaven, of course, whether it is fate or the will of heaven, it is actually a truth, what is yours is yours, not yours, you can't grab it, since there is a level of providence, why artificially set up obstacles?" So although it may make you a little disappointed, the real immortal family should be like this. ”

Liu Shuxian nodded as if she didn't understand, looked at Jia Xu still looking around, and asked with some curiosity: "National teacher, what are you looking for?" Lost your wallet? ”

Jia Xu shook his head, and frowned a little strangely: "It's so strange, it stands to reason that there should be some poor students who are engaged in coolies who are themselves learning art in Kunlun Mountain, why do you look at it with my eyes now, but there is no one with magic power?" ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "The gods still have to do coolies!?" ”

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian as a matter of course and said, "If you don't work, do you drink the northwest wind?" ”

"But ......"

Liu Shuxian was very conflicted and wanted to say something, but there seemed to be nowhere to refute: "But don't they have mana?" ”

Jia Xu was even more inexplicable: "If you have mana, you have to eat!" ”

Liu Shuxian was extremely entangled in her heart: "Then you don't have to be a coolie...... They are so capable......"

Jia Xu shook his head and said: "Labor is not distinguished from high and low, in your eyes, some people who may dig up dung or pick up garbage can't get on the table, but in the eyes of real immortals, these jobs are no different from being an official and an emperor, ambitious people hope to become immortals to be powerful, but they will never succeed, but those who don't care about whether they can get the power beyond mortals, and don't think that they are superior to immortals, but they succeed unconsciously, and the will of heaven will not be blinded, nor will they be deceived, this world has always been fair." ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "It's all immortals, and you have to pick up dung!?" ”

Jia Xu staggered, covered his head and said speechlessly: "Just an example, the gods will not deliberately do these things in order to show that they really don't care, it is just a coincidence, so there will be those like Shen Gongbao who make a fortune from the dead, and there are also those who sell cornmeal like Jiang Ziya." ”

Liu Shuxian asked curiously: "What is corn?" ”

Jia Xu said depressedly: "Xiaoliu, why is your attention always in some strange places...... We're here to get down to business, and we're busy looking for someone to take us up the mountain...... Ha! There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, and I found it! ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu and walked over to the two middle-aged men carrying dung buckets, as if her face had been slapped by tens of thousands of gorillas for an hour, and she was suddenly messy in the wind.

Yes, there are really gods doing this!

Jia Xu didn't like it either, so he ran to the two middle-aged men with a hippie smile and said, "Two brothers, good morning!" ”

The two middle-aged people were also surprised, as if they didn't expect that there were still people in the human world who wanted to be brothers with the dung-pickers.

Jia Xu saw that the two of them didn't speak, and they weren't in a hurry, so he introduced himself with a smile: "It's Jia Xu, the great merchant teacher, I don't know where the two gods came from and where are they going?" ”

The two middle-aged men looked at each other, and one of them, a little taller, bent down, put the dung bucket on the ground, propped up the flat pole and arched his hand: "The great gods don't dare to be, my two brothers are students in Kunlun Mountain, and now they are earning some living expenses in the human world." ”

Jia Xu nodded and complimented: "Seeing that the two of you are so skillful in picking up dung, presumably the two of you will definitely be able to become a toilet god in the future, and you will be able to make the toilet smooth!" ”

The two middle-aged men blushed a little and arched their hands: "We haven't done very well, admit it, admit it!" ”

Liu Shuxian, who followed over on the side, was dumbfounded after listening to the conversation between Jia Xu and the two middle-aged people, there were too many slots, and she was speechless for a while!