Chapter 013: Imposter Door God

The group hurriedly took advantage of the fact that the large army could not move, and hid in the room where Jia Xu was, and Jia Xu waved his hand at Yu Wenhua and the group, erasing the memories of their tea, returned to the room, closed the door, and closed the latch. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The golden-winged Dapeng rubbed his shoulders boredly and said, "National Teacher, since we have all been discovered, it's useless to hide now?" Why don't we rush out now, give them one, count one, and get down all of them? Anyway, a bunch of little minions, even if you add a chaos demon, it's not my one-handed. ”

Jia Xu was very surprised and glanced at the golden-winged Dapeng and said: "We secretly live in other people's rooms and take other people's downwind boats, which is already a debt to people, and you still want to make money and kill now?" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was choked by Jia Xu, and pouted: "They are all bad people!" What's wrong with us robbing the rich and giving to the poor? Besides, we've been discovered, can we still live in peace? ”

Jia Xu snorted coldly: "No, it's not good!" Sensibility surpasses reason, and unannounced judgment is a regression of justice, I believe that there will be a day when Yu culture will be tied to the pillar of shame in history to meet the trial! ”

Shi Jiabao kept nodding his head on the side, affirming Jia Xu's thoughts.

"Of course, these things may not be quite comprehensible with your IQ, so let's talk about the things we kept secret along the way......"

When Jia Xu said this, he pinched the trick with both hands, attracted two golden lights, threw them towards the gate, and shouted: "Gate Captain Chi Gong, Qin Qiong!" Help me! ”

But what Jia Xu didn't expect was that as soon as the golden light touched the door, it suddenly shattered, turned into a little fluorescence, and dissipated into the air.

Jia Xu frowned and said, "This is impossible?" It was quite easy to use in the song a few days ago, why didn't it work today? ”

Shi Jiafu thought for a while, and asked Jia Xu: "National Teacher, the door gods you invited, but are they Wei Chi Jingde and Qin Shubao?" ”

Jia Xu nodded, and said inexplicably: "Yes, is there any problem?" ”

Shi Jiafu sighed and said: "It's a big problem, national teacher, you might as well think about it, which dynasty and generation are Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong?" ”

Jia Xu thought for a long time, but his face was still confused: "It seems that he pulled a cart for the first emperor during the Warring States Period, right?" ”

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Shi Jiayu had nothing to say about Jia Xu's historical knowledge, and finally could only sigh helplessly: "Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong are jointly ranked among the twelve meritorious heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, and they are the right-hand men of Tang Taizong Li Shimin, and they have the courage of ten thousand people, and now they are still alive in the world, how can you summon their primordial gods, national teacher?" ”

Jia Xu was stupid, stunned for a long time, and then discussed with Shi Jiabao very seriously: "Why don't you take advantage of the fact that the group of bastards outside can't fight back now, go out first, and cut them all down, right?" ”

Shi Jiabao's big bald head became more and more painful when he heard it, and he sighed helplessly: "There are more than the two of them, the national teacher, you can't recruit Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong, can't you summon Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to fill the number?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head without thinking about it and snorted coldly: "These two bastards beat the trumpet of their national division in the Tiger Prison Pass back then, and now they want Xu to bow his head and beg them for help?" No way! ”

Shi Jiabao also remembered that the relationship is not just as simple as Jia Xu, Lu Bu is also his trumpet, with Jia Xu's grudge character, it is indeed unrealistic to want him to invite his enemy.

Just when everyone was sad and helpless, Jia Xu's eyes inadvertently swept over Li Yuanba and the Golden-winged Dapeng......

Jia Xu's eyes lit up, aren't there two ready-made ones in front of him?

Now that you've eaten a few meals, it's time to do something!

Locked by Jia Xu's gloomy little eyes, the Golden-winged Dapeng was almost frightened, and he stepped back vigorously, stammering: "Uncle Guoshi...... What are you going to do to Dapeng, I'm still a kid......"

Li Yuanba was even more frightened by Jia Xu, rolled his eyes directly, and fainted with a 'whoop', no matter how much Jia Xu slapped him, he couldn't wake up.

At this time, Shi Jiabao also figured out Jia Xu's plan, and asked Jia Xu with some doubts: "Does the national teacher want to use my maternal uncle and Li Yuanba to make up the numbers?" ”

Jia Xu nodded, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Sure enough, the villain sees the same, I didn't expect that such a thick-eyed guy as you Shi Jiabao could also come with Xu Xiang, old bald donkey, you are hiding very deeply......"

Shi Jiabao's face turned dark, and he didn't dare to talk back, but he still asked a little puzzled: "The poor monk's maternal uncle is naturally not a problem, he is the Lingshan Buddha Protector Golden-winged Dapeng Garudo, but that Li Yuanba...... Although it is true that the force is amazing in the future, and it is invincible, but there is no posthumous god position, I am afraid that I will not be able to fill the formation! ”

Jia Xu didn't answer, he dragged a person to the gate with one hand, shook the golden-winged Dapeng into a golden swastika, and pasted it on the door on the left, and shook Li Yuanba again, turned it into a lotus flower, and hit the door on the right.

Only then did Shi Jiabao suddenly realize and clapped his hands and said, "Amitabha, so that's the case!" ”

Jia Xu put the two part-time door gods into the array, spit saliva on his index finger, and scratched the door crack from beginning to end.

Immediately after, a dazzling golden light burst out from the crack in the door, and obscure characters kept appearing and jumping on the door.

Jia Xu clapped his hands, turned around and smiled: "Okay, the big town of 'driving away the nasty guys who come to my house to sell newspapers and call me to buy insurance' has been set up, how about it?" Is it amazing? ”

Shi Jiabao clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "The poor monk has always known the ability of the national teacher, but the poor monk didn't expect that Li Yuanba was actually the reincarnation of Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, which is really unpredictable!" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said: "1,300 years ago, Nezha burned Shiji to death with the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, 1,300 years later, the remains of Shiji were transformed into Lingming Stone Monkeys, and Nezha was beaten to death with a stick, which was to avenge the revenge of that time, and Nezha has the incarnation of the lotus flower you gave him, the true yuan is immortal, and he has returned to the dynasty. ”

Shi Jia Baokou proclaimed the Buddha's name and recited: "Good, good." ”

Jia Xu finished arranging everything, casually untied the fixing method outside the door, and hid by the big bed with Shi Jiabao to look at the little yellow book.

And Yu Wenhua and his subordinates outside only felt that it was dark in front of them, and this was the only time they came back to their senses.

“……”

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, with a confused face.

"What the hell were we going to do......

Yu Wenhua also scratched his head a little, always feeling as if he had forgotten something, but then he saw a large group of dogs who took their own wages and dared to stand here and be lazy, so he was angry: "What are you doing standing here?" Get back to work! ”

Yu Wenhua and an order, a large group of lackeys and accomplices armed with murder weapons dispersed in a hurry, leaving only Yu Wenhua and Sima Jiande.

Yu Wenhua walked out of the cabin, frowned a little and said, "Chengdu, did anything happen?" As a father, I always feel as if I have forgotten something important......"

Sima Jiande is an impostor, where can there be a sixth sense that only this kind of demon has.

Sima Jiande, who was dressed as Yuwen Chengdu, scratched his head and said inexplicably: "Father, what are you talking about?" Wasn't we just discussing how to deal with Fu Junwu's matter? Have you forgotten? ”

Yu Wenhua frowned, although he felt that something seemed wrong, but as the most determined (let's be) fighting demon among the six demons, Yu Wenhua didn't think about it anymore, and shifted his energy to Fu Junwu and said: "Yes, that Fu Junwu is of great use to be a father, you must not neglect her!" ”

Sima Jiande pouted a little, what else can a woman be of great use to a man? It's the same as farting.

Yu Wenhua knew what was going on in his mind as soon as he saw Sima Jiande's cheap appearance, and said angrily: "Chengdu, you don't have to be cranky, for your father, you want to borrow Fu Cailin's hand to try the faint king's catties, if you can draw out the power behind the faint king, it is the best......"

Sima Jiande's heart jumped, others didn't know what was going on with Yang Guang, and he didn't know what was going on as a gold medal undercover agent, so Sima Jiande pretended to be casual and said: "What is there to tempt about that faint gentleman?" A child can kill him a thousand times with one hand! ”

Yu Wenhua shook his head, and angrily poked Sima Jiande's chest and said, "Chengdu, can't you use your brain except to fight and play with women?" Why do you think the golden-winged roc let us go that day? ”

Sima Jiande said confusedly: "Because of love? ”

"Poof......

Yu Wenhua was almost amused, but then he felt that this might damage his majesty, so he hurriedly made a face and scolded: "That golden-winged Dapeng is the protector of the Buddha, and he is born with the demons of the world to be mortal enemies!" That day, it was willing to let go of the Great Sage's primordial god Black Lotus, and it was also going to fly towards the palace, obviously, if there were not more powerful demons in the palace than us, it would be ......"

Sima Jiande was taken aback: "If you come to the palace, you are in the palace!?" ”

Obviously, they all guessed wrong, the golden-winged Dapeng only wanted to take revenge because he was attacked by Jia Xu, but he didn't expect that he would fall into Jia Xu's pit with the release bun, and he couldn't climb out for hundreds of years.

Yu Wenhua nodded, frowned and said seriously: "It's not impossible, so we still have to be careful, don't conflict with that faint monarch for the time being, and use the strong man in the human world to assassinate that faint monarch, in this way, even if you come in person, you can't use mana to resist, maybe we can not only lead to the mastermind behind the scenes, if Fu Cailin plays extraordinary, it is not impossible to kill that faint monarch with a sword!" ”

Sima Jiande was thinking about how to pass the news to Jia Xu, but he didn't show any flaws in his mouth, and patted Yu Wenhua's ass vigorously: "High!" Father is so tall! ”

Yu Wenhua nodded, and said with a sneer: "So these days, for the father, I have to seize the time to increase the Rakshasa girl's good impression of the father, and shape the father into a bitter lover who has to obey the faint monarch for the sake of thousands of lives in the family, and then pretends to be a victim who let Fu Junwu go without permission and was questioned by Yang Guang, and had to hunt down Fu Junwu for the thousands of lives of the family, and finally missed and killed her, and the father also felt deeply guilty and painful, and self-harmed, and wanted to return with her, but was rescued by his family......"

Yu Wenhua and his ruthless eyes revealed a glimmer of essence, glanced at Sima Jiande, and said with a sneer: "Does Wu'er also think that his father's plan is wonderful and wonderful?" Hahaha......"