Not to mention Yu Wenhua's bad idea on the deck, Jia Xu, who was reading the little yellow book with Shi Jiabao in the cabin, suddenly shook his ears and showed a look of understanding. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Shi Jiabao noticed something, turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Jia Xu smiled, waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, a fool wants to use Fu Cailin to deal with the widow, don't pay attention to him." ”

Although Shi Jiabao said with doubts, he affirmed: "Is it Yu Culture and? ”

Jia Xu nodded, retold Yu Wenhua's plan, and said with a smile: "By the time Yuwen Old Dog's plan succeeds, Xu is estimated to have already arrived in Tianzhu, where will he go to find me?" ”

Shi Jiabao also cried and laughed: "It's really wronged, I didn't expect that the chaotic demon accidentally stumbled into it, and let him guess that the poor monk is here, but now that we are still staying here, it is not good to go out to deal with them." ”

Jia Xu nodded, pointed to the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuan, who were still hanging on the wall, and said: "Now Xu has temporarily sealed their bodies, and used the Yuan Shen as the formation eye, although they lost consciousness, they will not feel hungry, but the two of us are big living people living here, and I am afraid that we will have to touch some melons, fruits and vegetables to satisfy our stomachs in a few days, as the so-called eating people with soft mouths and short hands, now we have eaten other people's and used other people's, it is really not good to think about dealing with them, but ......"

Shi Jiafu said curiously: "What is the opinion of the national teacher?" ”

Jia Xu smiled gloomily, turned the page of the little yellow book, pointed to a plot on the book, and said, "Look here!" ”

Shi Jia Bao is a little inexplicable, his book is a limited collector's edition, there are few Rory's rambling plot stories and flowers before the moon, very straightforward from the first paragraph of the play meat, very exciting.

However, Shi Jiabao still looked down and looked carefully at the chapter that Jia Xu was referring to, that passage was written that the chivalrous girl Bai Jie was seriously injured, and was given the world's first obscene drug by the gangsters - "Rong Mama stripping powder", as long as she ingested this medicine by mistake, even the old mother who had already been menopausal would immediately burn herself, and she couldn't help herself, if she didn't have sex with someone within an hour, she would burst her chest and die.

Fortunately, the chivalrous girl Bai Jie still has the last trace of internal strength, desperately killing the gangsters who want to do wrong, but she can no longer suppress her reason, and she is forced to become another scholar who was kidnapped by the gangsters, as for the next, hehehe......

Looking at Jia Xu with a cheap smile on his face, Shi Jiabao was still a little confused and said: "Although the writing is very wonderful, what kind of solution have you come up with, national teacher?" ”

Jia Xu clenched his fist with one hand and snorted disdainfully: "It's not simple? After he got the obscene drug, he quietly put it in the bowl and cup of Fu Junwu, and then we framed the Yuwen dog thief, saying that he did it, and then Fu Junwu was poisonous, and she could only beg her to detoxify her in the flesh, and then ...... Hahaha, it's the next morning......"

Shi Jiabao was deeply shocked by Jia Xu's plan, and casually continued: "In addition, in this era, if a woman loses her life, she will end up from the beginning, and the relationship between Yuwen Dog Thief and Fu Junwu will be completely impossible, and all the plans of Yuwen Dog Thief will be destroyed!" High! The national teacher is really high! is worthy of Jia Xu, who was blown as the first strategist of the Three Kingdoms, Jia Wenhe! ”

Jia Xu smiled proudly, but then changed his face and said, "That's right! …… Wait a minute, you just said that Xu was blown into the first? What do you mean, old bald donkey? ”

Seeing Jia Xu patting his shoulder viciously, looking like he was ready to kill at any time, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he defended weakly: "This is all told to the poor monk by the poor monk's maternal uncle, and it has nothing to do with the poor monk at all...... Really, I don't believe you look at the sincere eyes of the poor monks, monks, are monks liars? National teacher, you believe me, believe me! “

Jia Xu sneered and said: "Don't think that Xu is really easy to fool, today you big fat man don't take something out that makes Xu look good, and don't give you a six-zhang golden body to make a three-inch little golden man!" “

The cold sweat on Shi Jiabao's forehead became more serious, and after wiping it in a panic, Shi Jiabao's eyes suddenly lit up, took out an object from his arms, and eagerly handed it to Jia Xu's hand, and said with a smile: "National teacher, this is a collection of poor monks for many years, I hope the national teacher likes it......"

Jia Xu shook the porcelain bottle that Shi Jia Bao handed to him, opened it again and smelled it, and said curiously: "What kind of treasure is this?" It looks like it's worth a lot of money. “

Shi Jiabao smiled and explained to Jia Xu: "This thing is a gadget that the poor monk used to pour out when he studied and communicated with the Tibetan monks in the Western Regions, and it is a good treasure of the first class in the world. What do you think? Awesome! “

Jia Xu was stunned, and subconsciously asked, "You didn't scare that Tibetan monk to death?" “

Shi Jiabao waved his hand indifferently and said: "Most of the Tibetan monks believe in the Buddha of Freedom and the Buddha of Joy, and they have no status in their hearts. “

Jia Xu nodded, looked down at the legendary world's first obscene drug in his hand, and his mood was a little complicated, but suddenly, Jia Xu seemed to remember something, and asked suspiciously: "Jia Bao, your medicine, the name is 'Rulai Big Buddha Stick', it seems to be for men?" “

Shi Jiabao was stunned for a while, and groaned for a while, and then he was a little uncertain: "Maybe it's also useful for women, will this thing be taken by gender......"

Hearing Rulai's uncertain tone, Jia Xu was not at ease at that time, and casually put the small bottle into his arms, shook his head like a rattle and said, "No!" In case you miss, do you want this face? You've got to get another one! The kind for women, the kind for power! “

Shi Jiabao held back for a long time, and then suddenly remembered that he took out a small bottle from his arms, and stuffed the small bottle into Jia Xu's hand like a treasure, and said with a smug smile: "The poor monk almost forgot that there is such a miracle medicine on his body!" Forgive sins, forgive sins! “

Jia Xu suddenly became interested and asked curiously: "What kind of good treasure is this?" “

Shi Jiabao explained with a smile: "...... back then"

Jia Xu said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I don't want to hear how this medicine came about, I just want to know what this medicine is called, how powerful it is, you old bald donkey chirp crookedly, beware of the widow giving you a scoop with a stick!" “

Shi Jiabao was frightened and wiped his sweat, and finally stopped selling Guanzi, and simply said neatly: "The name of this thing is: Guanyin stripping powder!" Just smell a hint of the smell, and you will be hit immediately, and the power is incomparable! “

Jia Xu touched his chin and said with some doubts: "This name sounds so familiar......

Shi Jiabao carefully reminded: "It is the evolved version of 'Rong Mama Stripping Powder' in Fang Cai's novel, they are all plagiarizing the treasure of the poor monk, don't count!" “

When Jia Xu heard this, this baby was actually famous enough to be able to read books, and felt that this thing might be really good, so he nodded and said with satisfaction: "Okay, you barely passed!" Let's do it tonight! “

Seeing that Jia Xu was happy, Shi Jiabao was also relieved, but when Jia Xu said this, Shi Jiabao was a little puzzled and said: "But the national teacher, how can we go about framing the old dog Yuwen?" Can't we use hypnotism and take that old dog over to cooperate with us, right? “

Jia Xu smiled proudly, nodded and said: "This matter has long been in the chest, so Yang Guanghao has grown into the appearance of Xu, and the harmful Xu has been misunderstood by the beauty...... Although it also allowed Xu to take a lot of advantage because of this, but in general, Xu still suffered, so Xu must not use this face to save Fu Junwu! “

Shi Jiabao immediately said: "Could it be that you want to ...... national teacher?"

Jia Xu snapped his fingers and laughed: "That's right! “

I saw Jia Xu stand up, turn around on the spot, and turn into a handsome young man who had disguised himself in a small fishing village.

With a clean face, an amiable smile, and strong and powerful limbs, although dark-skinned and dressed simply, it was difficult to hide the smell of books and the unyielding backbone of his body.

It is Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian!

The so-called Lu Bu among people is not only talking about his martial arts, but also about his handsome appearance!

Here's an aside, although Jia Xu's appearance is actually much more handsome than Lu Bu, but when you see Jia Xu for the first time, the impression in your mind must be: Why is this person so obscene!

It's not: why is this man so handsome......

Jia Xu, who has changed into Lu Bu, seems to have changed his whole person...... Although this is indeed the case, but the immortal will and upright posture on Lu Bu's body are completely different from Jia Xu, no matter who can tell the difference, they would never have imagined that two people who are so different will be the same person!

Seeing Jia Xu's current appearance, Shi Jiayu had roughly understood Jia Xu's plan in his heart, and said with a dry smile: "The change technique of the national teacher is really exquisite, could it be that the drugged Yu culture and ...... Is it a poor monk? “

Jia Xu's mouth was about to crack with laughter, and he applauded: "Profound bread!" “

Shi Jiabao sighed helplessly and said: "First of all, the poor monk took this bottle of "Guanyin Stripping Powder" with Yu Wenhua's face and sprinkled it on Fu Junwu's body......"

Jia Xu smiled and continued: "Then Xu kicked open the door and shouted: Let go of that girl!" “

Shi Jiabao took a small step back, stretched out his hand and pointed at Jia Xu, "The poor monk asked: Who is here?" Why is it bad for my culture and good deeds? Do you know that my son is the first warrior of the Great Sui - Yuwen Chengdu, and now he is waiting outside the door for me to come in after eating, and the thief should not leave quickly, otherwise my son will take your dog's life! “

Jia Xu was serious, as if he was about to break through the clouds, and said angrily: "I don't care if you are Yu Wenhua or Yuwen funny, I Jia Xu Jia Wenhe is a disciple of the Yuxu Palace on Kunlun Mountain, and I will never let a bad person do it in front of me!! “

Shi Jiabao pretended to be taken aback, and said in horror: "Are you Jia Xu? You are the people of the rivers and lakes, I haven't seen Jia Wenhe in my life, and who is the Jia Xu who drinks wine as a song (fourth tone)~~~ Jia Wenhe? “

Jia Xu nodded and raised his hand, slapped it towards the release of the bun with one palm, and shouted: "Not bad! Yuwen dog thief, take your life! “

Shi Jiabao pretended to be injured by Jia Xu's palm, lay down on the ground, covered his chest and smiled unwillingly: "Jia Wenhe! That Fu Junwu has been the first lewd drug in the world by my Yu culture! If a man does not have sex with him for an hour, he will have his chest burst and die...... Ahem, you call yourself a righteous gentleman, I see how you should save her now! “

After saying that, Shi Jiabao staggered out of the door and pretended to run out, and Jia Xu also made a look of wanting to chase and kill, but he took care of Fu Junwu behind him, so he had to turn around and say righteously: "Girl! We met in Pingshui, even if we were fated, and now in order to save the girl's life, we can only offend...... Rest assured, the girl will definitely marry the girl! “

And then......