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In the end, after intense discussion and precise discussion, Wu Yi came up with an almost perfect plan to completely solve the problem of Xiaolong's lack of influence, that is, to take a herringbone ladder, with Xiaolong at the top, Huang Mei and Wu Xingyun below, and Wu Yi and Sophia below. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wu Yi bared his teeth and grinned, "I said you two should lose weight, I'm so heavy here!" Wu Xingyun and Huang Mei shouted in unison: "You are talking nonsense! Huang Mei also stepped on Wu Ill hard. Whoever is talking nonsense, you are just very heavy, okay, I don't believe you ask Sophia! Sophia hesitated, "Oh, I'm feeling fine." Huang Mei said, "It must be that you have kidney deficiency, so I will buy you two big waists to make up for it!" ”

Wu Yi glared and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a virgin, how can I have kidney deficiency!" "That is, Xiao Wu has eaten too much recently, but I don't get fat." Wu Xingyun said aggrievedly, "I practice martial arts every day so that I don't get fat." "What I said is true, Xiao Wu, you have indeed eaten a little too much recently." It seems that girls are very sensitive in this regard, Wu Xingyun stubbornly said, "It's definitely not me." ”

Then the two seemed to reach a consensus and looked at the little dragon above their heads together, and the little dragon said with a very good look, "It's all my fault, in fact, I ate too much, it's okay if I'm fat, right?" Huang Mei said again, "That's not necessarily, maybe Wu's disease is really kidney deficiency!" "Yes, yes, yes! Tang Seng has never touched a woman, isn't it also kidney deficiency! Wu Yi gritted his teeth and said, "He has a lot of masturbation, I don't have that hobby!" Wu Xingyun muttered: "That's not necessarily, who knows what you do in the house every day." ”

"Hey! Can't you come over and talk, this doesn't seem to be a place to talk! Hearing this, Wu Yi and the others immediately shut up and moved in the direction of the embolus with all their might. In the end, the bolt is still scared, just after the little dragon left the sky, he began to drop things, and from time to time there were two thunders, although he couldn't kill him, but that thing hurt a lot!

Everyone finally arrived at the door of the building, just from a distance to see clearly, and now when they arrived, they found that the little dragon was like a lamp, no matter where he went, it would illuminate his eyes, and those black bad luck avoided him one after another, as if he was very afraid. "Let's go, let's go in!" Xiaolong is arrogant and leads the way in front, although the inside is not as dangerous as the outside, but it is better to let Xiaolong explore the way first.

It's good to have the mascot of Xiaolong, there are almost no unlucky things happening, and the only unlucky thing is that I don't know who put a stinky fart, and the smell is simply not too sour.

Xiaolong relied on his luck and ran away, but because his direction was right, no one called him, but they all ran with him, especially Wu Ai ran happily. It's just that he can't stop the car in a hurry, and seeing that Wang Yan's boudoir is getting closer and closer, Wu Ai is about to cry, and he doesn't have the courage to play again for seven days. But our Wu disease is talented.

According to inertia plus repulsion, plus the effect of force is relative, Wu Yi made a wise decision, his hands pushed forward sharply, and the strong reaction force finally made him stop, but he always felt as if he had neglected something. However, it is fortunate to be able to rein in the precipice, especially in front of Wang Yan, there is really no luckier thing than this.

Huang Mei and the others also caught up, Huang Mei first looked around and then asked anxiously, "Where is Wu Xiaolong?!" "Xiaolong, didn't he run ahead of me just now, he should be here, you see...... it! Wu Yi was stunned, it seemed that what he had just pushed was not a wall, but a soft person, and there was only Xiaolong in front of him, and the result was self-evident.

"Ahh A shrill soprano voice came, followed by messy footsteps and Xia Long's cry of pain, "Wow! Don't fight! I can explain! I really didn't mean to! Huang Mei's heart sank, "Let's go!" Something happened! ”

Directly in front of him is Wang Yan's messy boudoir, and it can be seen from the human-shaped hole in the door that someone has just played with the Flying Immortals. Before Wu Yi could go in, Xiaolong hugged his head and scurried out, "Help!" I really didn't mean to! I was framed! Followed by Wang Yan, who was holding a mop and wrapping a bath towel around him, Wu Yi probably imagined the situation just now.

glanced at Xiaolong and whispered, "It's cheaper for you!" Xiaolong said disdainfully, "What's so cheap, it's the same as a hairtail." As soon as he heard this, Wang Yan's hair trembled and stood up, and he was about to continue chasing and killing Xiaolong with a mop. Because of Wang Yan's own bad luck attributes, everyone didn't dare to touch him, so he could only play eagle and catch chickens under the leadership of Huang Mei.

"Stop!" Wu Yi finally stopped this farce with a loud shout, and said to Wang Yan breathlessly, "Do you remember me? Wang Yan said angrily, "You are not a good person to gnaw with that pervert, I will cut you together today!" Saying that, she picked up the mop and got it on again, Wu Yi wondered if she was related to the old lady in the homeinn pet store, otherwise the mop would have been so slippery!

Wu Yi stubbornly stepped up and shouted: "It's me, it's me!" I was the one who touched your chest last time, this is Huang Mei, don't you remember us? "Made! It's really a bully, right, I want to touch me when I see it, you give me death! Wu Yi only felt a gust of evil wind hit his head, saying who was too late and fast, Wu Yi remembered the classic scenes in countless martial arts dramas in his mind, and took the white blade empty-handed!

The waist and horse were one, the dantian was heavy, and his hands were raised above his head and slapped hard, and then he didn't know anything.

"Huh? Where am I? My head hurts, what's wrong with me? Sophia hurriedly helped Wu Yi up and asked with concern, "Ernie sauce, are you okay, does your head still hurt?" Wu Yi covered his forehead and said, "I drank too much last night?" Why does my head hurt so much! Oh no! What's wrong with this bag on top of your head? Huang Mei walked up to Wu Ai, stretched out his hand and asked, "How many fingers are these?" ”

"Don't make a fuss! What's wrong with me? Huang Mei shrugged and said, "You were just smashed by Wang Yanyi's mop, but it doesn't seem to be a big problem, as for whether there are sequelae, I don't know, this has to go to the hospital." "Wang Yan? I'll go! I remember! I didn't catch the mop! Saying that, she was about to get up, Sophia held down Wu Zhi and said, "Ernie set, don't move, you have a slight concussion, it's best to rest for a while." ”

"It's okay, I can still hold it, you help me up, by the way, has this Wang Yan practiced, why is his strength so great?" Xiaolong snickered on the side and said, "She has practiced shot put and javelin for a year in junior high school, but fortunately you didn't run away, her javelin has even reached the point where she can kill people without a gun!" At this time, Wang Yan came out from the side and apologized, "I'm really sorry, I didn't expect you to be alive." ”

Wu Yi immediately pulled away and said nervously: "I didn't die, you hate to be disappointed, don't come here, I almost died last time!" Wang Yan hurriedly explained: "No, no, no! You misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I meant to be surprised that you were still alive. "Isn't that the same thing!" "Oops! No, I really didn't mean that! ”

Huang Mei got up and kicked Wu Yi and said, "You still have a face, if you hadn't slapped Xiaolong in the face, would you have this kind of thing, in the end, you have to blame yourself!" Wu Yi said aggrievedly, "I didn't mean it, who knew that Wang Yan was taking a bath!" Still have to blame Xiaolong! Xiaolong hurriedly said, "It doesn't matter what I do!" I just rolled into the room, and it was she who took a shower without closing the door! ”

Wang Yan's face was red and about to drip blood, and he said in a mosquito-like voice, "I'm used to living alone, I didn't expect anyone to come to me!" "Didn't you have surveillance, didn't you find us last time with that thing?" "Who's going to take a shower and stare at the surveillance!" Wang Yan is right, it's really abnormal.

A group of people sat down obediently, Xiaolong sat on Wang Yan's only chair, and Wang Yan sat on the bed, "Do you have anything to do with me?" Wu Yi explained, "Actually, I mainly want to try to see if I can turn off the bad luck on your body, you can rest assured that we are fifty percent sure!" Wang Yan said gloomily, "Forget it, there have been several half-immortals who have tried, three are missing, and two have become vegetative people, you have finally survived, you should cherish your life, and you should not come to me again." ”