Cat Demon: Demon Slayer? (Frightened emoji)

Werewolf: Kill monsters? (Frightened emoji)

Then all kinds of monsters popped up and launched a frantic attack on Wei Wuji. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Those swear words, Wei Wuji was furious when he saw them, and after a few words of reply, he was drowned in the spittle stars.

A bunch of mentally retarded!

Wei Wuji had to use Mr. Ah Q's clever trick to comfort himself with the Spiritual Victory Method, and fight with this group of mentally retarded, so wouldn't he also become mentally retarded?

The Hulk really can't stand it: please be quiet, why don't I send a red envelope?

Vampire: Ask for a red envelope!

Werewolf: Ask for red envelopes!

Cat Demon: I love Lord Hulk the most, and by the way, ask for red envelopes!

Wei Wuji deeply despised this kind of charm that opened his eyes when he saw a red envelope.

But his yang finger is ready to grab the red envelope.

Hulk's red envelope is worth looking forward to.

Airplanes!

The phone shook, and a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

Wei Wuji poked hard, took a step slower, and the red envelopes had been snatched up.

Alas, the hand speed is not good, it seems that you have to practice diligently in order to grab the red envelope.

Airplanes!

Another red envelope has appeared!

Wei Wuji was in a daze, and he didn't even have time to click on the red envelope, and this red envelope was snatched up.

I wiped it and sent two red envelopes in a row, why didn't I notify in advance?

Both red envelopes were sent, and the generous Hulk certainly wouldn't mind sending another one.

Wei Wuji comforted himself and was well prepared, but the group had already started chatting, discussing the red envelopes sent by the Hulk, and the atmosphere was extremely pleasant.

Hulk's two red envelopes, a total of 100 signed photos of him, this is not an ordinary signed photo, if the holder encounters danger, sign his name on the signed photo, and the Hulk will immediately appear to rescue.

It can be said that the Hulk's signed photo is equivalent to a life amulet.

Such a rare treasure, he didn't grab it, and the qi in Wei Wuji's heart could blow up a hydrogen balloon.

Airplanes!

Suddenly, another big red envelope appeared!

It's still sent by the Hulk, but it's a password red envelope.

The password is: There is a flash in advance, everyone talk slowly!

Cat Demon: Hulk-sama, go slowly!

Vampire: Is this a red envelope?

Werewolf: Same question!

When Wei Wuji saw the password red envelope, he hesitated, once he grabbed it, no matter whether he could grab it or not, he would send the password out, and when the time came, maybe he would be attacked by this group of teases again.

But this group of teases is really mentally retarded!

Won't grab the password red envelope?

In this case, this is to force him to grab the red envelope, and he can't let the Hulk's red envelope become invalid!

Wei Wuji stretched out his finger and sent the password, and a prompt message immediately popped up:

Congratulations, you have grabbed the Hulk's gamma blood, which has been stored in a treasure chest and can be withdrawn and used!

Gamma blood?

This password red envelope has only a drop of gamma blood.

But Wei Wuji didn't think he had snatched the treasure, but the group had already exploded.

Sun Wukong: There is a flash in advance, everyone talk slowly!

Cat Demon: Ah! Damn Monkey King, don't go, return my Hulk-sama's blood! (Countless tearful emojis)

Vampire: Dr. Banner is so generous! No, Monkey King get out!

Werewolf: Monkey King get out!

……

Looking at the screen full of "Monkey King get out", Wei Wuji smiled bloodthirsty, not to mention how cool it was, no longer going to watch the group news, expecting that for a while, no one would send red envelopes.

Like werewolves, the earliest guys in the group are actually the most picky, and they have been grabbing red envelopes all the time and never giving out red envelopes.

Wei Wuji couldn't help but blush when he thought that he was also this virtuous person, coughed lightly, and went to the treasure chest to check the Nagamma blood.

Gamma Blood: Hulk's blood, which can be taken to obtain certain abilities of the Hulk, such as invincible strength and endurance, fly-like jumping power, invulnerable body, strong self-healing ability, and so on.

After reading the introduction, Wei Wuji was undoubtedly very excited, those abilities of the Hulk can be possessed casually, even if the power is only one percent of the Hulk's ability, among ordinary people, it is also a super awesome existence.

However, if you eat this gamma blood, will a monster like Hulk be born in your body?

To eat or not to eat is an extremely difficult decision.

For this decision, Wei Wuji stayed up almost all night, and when he woke up the next day, he had cute panda eyes.

Came to the classroom in a daze, the classroom was empty, and before class time, everyone went to the campus for morning back, as a liberal arts student, the hardest thing was morning back.

From the number of languages to politics and history, you have to rely on the morning back to solve the problem.

The stupidest thing Wei Wuji has ever done is to memorize mathematical formulas in the morning, and he doesn't dare to speak out when he recites them, for fear that he will be heard and he will be regarded as a psychopath.

To eat or not to eat?

Morning back was a thing of the past, and now Wei Wuji was only thinking about this problem.

With a bang, the door to the classroom was slammed shut, and Wei Wuji looked up to see that it was a fat aunt.

The fat aunt is here, it must be because of last night.

Of course, the fat aunt is not called the fat aunt, her real name is Fang Yan, she is only four years older than Wei Wuji, because she is too fat, she is slightly old, and after graduating from Golden Buddha University, she went to Yuanshui No. 1 Middle School to teach.

"Wei Wuji, let's talk!"

Fang Yan's expression was indifferent, it didn't seem like she was here to talk at all, but to give some kind of order.

Wei Wuji knew what she wanted to talk about, patted his chest, and said, "I didn't see anything." ”

"You ......"

Fang Yan's lungs were about to be blown up, if Wei Wuji generously admitted that he saw the ugly affair between her and the principal last night, then things would be much easier, as long as Wei Wuji was given some money, or Wei Wuji was sent to a third-rate college, Wei Wuji could be sent away.

Now Wei Wuji said that he didn't see anything, which clearly showed that he wanted to extort a sum of money.

Fang Yan glared at Wei Wuji, her fat face trembled, and she gritted her teeth and asked, "You...... What do you want? ”

Wei Wuji was stunned, in fact, he wouldn't tell anyone about last night's incident at all, including his sworn friend Zhang Junbao, as long as Niu Tingting was settled, then the matter would be over.

But Wei Wuji could understand Fang Yan's mood, if it were him, he might be like Fang Yan, and he would definitely try his best to buy it, otherwise he would have trouble sleeping.

Wei Wuji shook his head and sighed, "Teacher Fang, I really don't know what you're talking about!" ”

"Okay, you've got it!"

Fang Yan threw down this sentence and turned around to leave angrily, the poor classroom door was almost shattered.

Lunatic!

Wei Wuji ignored it and continued to think meaninglessly, whether to eat or not, to eat or not to eat......

"it!"

Zhang Junbao rushed into the classroom with a cat, looked at Wei Wuji with a surprised expression, and asked, "Master Wei, have you eaten fat aunt's tofu?" ”

"Whew!"

Wei Wuji rolled his eyes and said, "That tofu is too greasy, can you eat it?" ”

Zhang Junbao tilted his head thoughtfully: "Why is the fat aunt crying?" It doesn't make sense, you didn't eat her tofu, did she confess to you and was rejected by you? ”

Wei Wuji smiled wryly, completely defeated by Zhang Junbao's 38 spirit.

"No, your face is ......"

Zhang Junbao suddenly discovered Wei Wuji's panda eyes, suddenly realized, and smiled obscenely: "Honestly, did you talk to the fat aunt last night?" ”

PS: I was very happy to see the support of Taoist friends, and I wanted to reply to a comment, but I was reminded that the points were less than five hundred and could not reply, and Wei Mao could only feed the cat!