Chapter 54: The Cat Riding the Dog
Phlebotomy King!
Looking at the military thorn, Wei Wuji gasped. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
This is a Type 56 spur.
The Type 56 military spur is a legend for Shenzhou soldiers, who once made great achievements on the battlefield, and when they retired, they became a favorite weapon for military fans.
Wei Wuji has seen it in the movie, if he stabs into a person's body with this army, blood will spurt out from three sides, which is extremely cruel, but on the battlefield, it is not merciful, but ruthless, whoever bleads faster and kills more ruthlessly will be able to live to the end.
Nowadays, in the jungle bandit warfare, the military stab is more terrifying than the gun.
After the establishment of the Divine Spear Bureau, the 56-style military stab was selected as a spear, which is also a symbol, and those who dare to offend my Shenzhou, Lao Tzu will drain your blood.
Looking at this bloodletting king, Wei Wuji's blood was also boiling, and after a while, the general's thorns and masks were put into the treasure chest.
With this WeChat treasure box, it is safe and convenient to walk the rivers and lakes.
The next day, Gu Tiantian was rarely free and insisted on going to the Golden River for a walk, and Wei Wuji volunteered to be her bodyguard.
The two of them walked slowly along the river embankment, the golden river was like a dragon, the waves were like gold, and the golden Buddha Mountain in the distance was solemn and beautiful.
Golden Buddha Mountain is located on the north side of Jinzhou City, looking at its mountain shape like Buddha meditating, the Golden River rushes through from the foot of the mountain, Jinzhou City is built along the river, nestled in the embrace of the Golden Buddha.
"Maybe Jin Fo Mountain is really the golden body that the Buddha gave up!"
Gu Tiantian took off her sunglasses and looked at Jin Fo Mountain obsessively, dancing in the wind, and her makeup was moving.
"Put your sunglasses on!"
Wei Wuji looked to the sides, most of them were people running for morning exercises, and said nervously, "If someone recognizes me, it's me who is unlucky." ”
"Now you know how hard it is to be a star!"
Gu Tiantian obediently put on her sunglasses and said with a smile: "Wuji, why do you want to be a star?" ”
"I didn't want to be a star, I just thought the money came quickly!"
Wei Wuji replied truthfully, and then said: "However, at that time, I was willing to play a zombie, not for money, but to see you big stars up close, but I didn't expect to meet our national girlfriend as soon as I went." ”
"Richer than ordinary people, but ...... richer than real rich people"
Gu Tiantian seemed to feel that she shouldn't discuss this, grinned, and asked playfully, "Do you think we look like a couple now?" ”
Seeing her turn around in front of him, Wei Wuji smacked his mouth, his heart fluttered, and his mind was in a trance.
"Don't run, damn it, I'm going to have to slaughter you beast today!"
In front of him, a black earth dog with a big fish in his mouth ran towards this side with a snort.
There were a few fishmongers in the back, holding fish-killing knives and chasing after them, scolding while chasing, and it seemed that the black dog had stolen their fish.
The black earth dog was skinny and skinny, and as it ran, its front legs weakened, and it fell to the ground, rolled forward several times, and the fish in its mouth also fell behind, but it immediately got up and turned back to grab the fish.
The fish snatched it in its mouth, but it fell into the hands of the fishmonger itself.
The two fishmongers held the black dog tightly, and the other fishmonger went directly to drag the fish, but the black dog bit very tightly, and wanted to grab the fish from the dog's mouth, and it was estimated that he could only take half of it.
"Just let it be a full ghost!"
One of the fishmongers who held the black dog and scolded, "Throw it in the river!" ”
The other two fishmongers nodded immediately, and the three of them worked together to control the black dog, and when they lifted it, they were about to throw it into the river.
Gu Tiantian really couldn't stand it, so she walked over and reprimanded: "Isn't it just a fish, can you kill it?" ”
"A fish?"
A fishmonger immediately asked rhetorically, and said hatefully: "Girl, do you know, every morning, noon and evening, this dog comes to steal fish on time, and the guests see it, and they all say that our fish is unhygienic and they don't buy it, so how can we support our family?" ”
"Uncle, as soon as you hear it, you know you're lying, look at it, this dog is about to lose weight."
Gu Tiantian didn't believe the fishmonger's nonsense, took out a hundred-yuan bill, and said, "I bought this fish, let it go!" ”
There are more and more people watching the excitement around, maybe there are still secretly filming, if this is spread to the Internet, it will definitely be besieged by those dog lovers, and don't think about doing business.
Several fishmongers summed up, collected the money, and left scoldingly.
The black dog had a fish in its mouth, squatted on the ground, and wagged its tail at Gu Tiantian.
Gu Tiantian covered her mouth and smiled: "Wuji, look, it's thanking me!" ”
"Tiantian, you saved it this time, next time it will steal fish, and it will be ......"
As soon as he said that, Wei Wuji regretted it, with Gu Tiantian's kindness, he might have to take this dog in.
Gu Tiantian frowned when she heard this, and muttered, "I don't have time to raise a dog at all......"
Wei Wuji only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and he could vaguely guess what she wanted to say later, and at this moment, a cat bark came from the boxwood bushes not far away, and the black dog immediately ran towards it.
Out of the boxwood bush came a big fat cat with a fat belly hanging on the ground, struggling to walk, squatting there, looking at the black dog proudly.
The black dog ran over, spit out the fish in his mouth in front of the big fat cat, and then wagged his tail at the big fat cat.
The big fat cat is very polite, bites into the delicious fresh fish, gurgles, and feasts.
Dogs foraging for cats?
Damn, this cat and this dog are going to be sperm, right?
The big fat cat ate quickly, and finally left only the tail of the fish to the black dog, which barked twice and swallowed it happily.
The fishmongers didn't seem to be lying, and the black dog was so thin, not because he didn't steal the fish, but because the fish were all eaten by the cat.
After the black dog finished eating the fishtail, he lay on the ground, and the big fat cat climbed on the black dog's back with great difficulty, and with a cat meow, the black dog walked straight towards Gu Tiantian.
A cat riding a dog?
This cat and this dog must have become a sperm!
"Tiantian, they're going to attack you, run away!"
Seeing that Wei Wuji was about to escape, Gu Tiantian grabbed him and said with a smile: "Wuji, you see that they are so cute, why don't you adopt them?" ”
Damn, I knew it was going to be like this!
Wei Wuji complained bitterly in his heart, now he is busier than Gu Tiantian, and seeing that school is about to start, how can he have time to take care of this pair of goblins?
Gu Tiantian squatted down, touched the big fat cat's head, patted the black dog's buttocks, and looked up at Wei Wuji pitifully.
Although he didn't say a word, his eyes were more lethal than any words.
Click!
In just one moment, Wei Wuji was knocked out.
"Mowgli, I know you're the best!"
Gu Tiantian is like a child, star-studded since she was a baby, and has been noticed by thousands of people, people only envy her beauty, and never think about the happiness she lost.
Seeing her so happy now, Wei Wuji only felt that it would be worth the trouble in the future.
"By the way, I almost forgot to name you!"
Gu Tiantian seems to have returned to her childhood, a childhood that is different from her memory, a childhood that only exists in dreams, with mud, pets, and playmates, but there is no spotlight.
"From now on, you will be called Flower Girl!"
She touched her head and thought for a long time, then pointed at the big fat cat, and then pointed at the black dog, and said, "As for you, it's called the black girl!" ”
Flower girl?
Black Girl?
Wei Wuji was dumbfounded and reminded, "This dog is male. ”
"Whatever!"
Gu Tiantian winked playfully and grinned: "If you don't think it sounds good, then call it Xinlingjun!" ”
Wei Wuji fainted.
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