Chapter 55: Zhu Bajie's Daily Tasks
The hotel has an abandoned garage where the cats and dogs can be temporarily housed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Gu Tiantian had something to do temporarily, and flew to the capital that night, and before leaving, he told Wei Wuji to take care of the cats and dogs, and gave Wei Wuji two major tasks.
The flower girl wants to lose weight.
The black girl wants to gain weight.
Wei Wuji was going to buy beef for the Black Girl, but suddenly remembered that in the treasure chest, there was also the skull of the lightning beast.
It's good for a dog to eat bones, what meat to eat.
The bones of the lightning beast, I'm afraid that the roaring dog has never eaten it.
The Black Girl is blessed.
Coming to the garage and extracting the lightning beast skull, Wei Wuji couldn't help but be stunned, this skull was only the size of a baby's fist, the black girl was thin and thin, but her body was huge, and she didn't know if she could eat enough.
It's getting dark, so I'll make do with it and go buy meat tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, he was still in a daze, and the cat and dog rushed over at the same time.
Meow meow!
Woohoo!
The flower girl kept rubbing Wei Wuji's ankle, and the black girl wagged her tail vigorously at Wei Wuji.
The skulls of the lightning beasts seem to have a fatal lure for them.
"Flower girl, you have to lose weight, this is the black girl's food, don't grab it!"
Wei Wuji glared at the flower girl and warned loudly, and the flower girl meowed twice, and lowered her head aggrievedly.
"Let's eat!"
Wei Wuji squatted down, touched the black girl's head, put the skull in front of it, and said with a smile: "Don't be picky!" ”
The black girl stretched out her tongue and licked the lightning beast's skull, and then with one claw, hit the skull to the flower girl, who took the opportunity to lick it twice in a row, quickly retreated, and looked at Wei Wuji vigilantly.
Wei Wuji was quite helpless and sighed: "Female and male, it's up to you." ”
The flower girl meowed, the black girl snorted, and began to play the game, the flower girl licked the black girl, and the black girl licked the flower girl.
Wei Wuji was bored, so he went back to his room, and after taking a shower, he lay on the bed and played with his phone.
Since the last time Xia Lao's birthday banquet, he has never contacted Xia Yue, for some reason, at this moment, he suddenly missed her very much, looked at the phone book, looked at WeChat, and wanted to contact only to find that it was late at night.
Bite!
was about to cultivate, but WeChat rang.
Zhu Bajie asks to add you as a friend.
Uh, this ...... Where did the second senior brother come from?
Wei Wuji was slightly stunned and clicked agree.
Zhu Bajie: Mowgli, you can let me find the old pig for a meal!
"II...... Second Senior Brother, are you real? ”
Wei Wuji breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "I mean, are you really the Pure Altar Emissary?" ”
"What's really fake, the old pig doesn't have time to play with you."
Zhu Bajie was very impatient and said, "Wuji, Brother Monkey said that you returned to the abandoned land, can you see the moon in your place?" ”
"Second Senior Brother, what is the purpose of asking this?"
Wei Wuji couldn't guess Zhu Bajie's intentions, and teased: "Listen to Brother Monkey, you are knitting sweaters, can't you let go of Chang'e until now?" ”
Thinking that Chang'e was overwhelmed by the cold in Guanghan Palace, the second senior brother personally knitted a sweater and gave it away, which was really considerate and warm.
"Don't interrupt, answer me!"
Zhu Bajie was not as stupid as he was on TV, and said: "Brother Monkey asked me to find you before he came back, but I forgot about knitting a sweater, answer me quickly!" ”
If this Zhu Bajie really comes to the door, won't his pretending to be the prince of the Warring States period be exposed?
Wei Wuji smiled and immediately replied, "I can't see it." ”
"That's a little tricky......"
Zhu Bajie replied with a self-muttering sentence, and then did not move for a long time.
The second senior brother also has a brain?
No, we have to divert the attention of the second senior brother.
Wei Wuji typed quickly and said, "Second Senior Brother, that ...... Isn't that fairy Chang'e beautiful? ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense?"
Speaking of Chang'e's beauty, Zhu Bajie opened the conversation and said: "Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, jade and enchanting, and beautiful face, these are not enough to describe Chang'e's beauty." ”
"Second Senior Brother, listen to my advice."
Wei Wuji snickered in his heart and said with a smile: "Back then, you made yourself a pig demon because of Chang'e, and now that you have achieved positive results, but you still pester Chang'e, aren't you afraid of repeating the mistakes of the past?" ”
Speaking of the events of the year, Zhu Bajie was full of grievances, and shouted: "That thing is all the fault of the Jade Emperor, you can't blame the old pig!" ”
"I want to hear about it!"
Successfully diverting Zhu Bajie's attention, Wei Wuji breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Here's the thing......"
Zhu Bajie was very indignant, and said: "Back then, I was the Marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and one day, the Jade Emperor gave me a daily task, and then I ......."
Wei Wuji's appetite was whetted by Zhu Bajie, and he asked, "A daily task was not completed, and it was made like that?" ”
"Well, the old pig doesn't know much, and he got the common words of daily tasks wrong, hehe!"
Zhu Bajie was quite embarrassed, and sent hundreds of shy expressions in one go.
Got the usual words for daily tasks wrong?
After being stunned for a while, Wei Wuji understood, couldn't help but laugh, and said with a smile: "Second Senior Brother, you are really a pig!" ”
You really can't blame the second senior brother for this, you can only blame the Jade Emperor for not saying it clearly, but unfortunately the task assigned by the Jade Emperor, the second senior brother is afraid that he will never be able to complete it!
Zhu Bajie said angrily: "At that time, the old pig was not a pig demon!" ”
"That's right, haha!"
Wei Wuji finally knew how much the second senior brother had been wronged, and asked with a smile: "The second senior brother is knitting a sweater now, but he wants to give it to Fairy Chang'e?" ”
"Exactly, this is a daily task that I received from the Buddha."
Zhu Bajie was unusually embarrassed, and said: "This time, my old pig can learn to be smart, and after listening patiently to the Buddha, I knew that I was knitting a sweater for Fairy Chang'e, otherwise, hehe!" ”
How obscene Zhu Bajie's smile was at this moment, Wei Wuji could completely imagine.
After talking nonsense for a long time, Zhu Bajie forgot the original intention of Jia Wei Wuji, the messenger of the pure altar is constantly eating, and the brains of foodies are generally simple.
"Mowgli, I have to knit a sweater, old pig."
Zhu Bajie seemed to be really stunned by Wei Wuji, and said, "But before parting, the old pig has a gift for you." ”
Airplanes!
A big red envelope flashed on the screen.
Congratulations on receiving the mysterious seed of Zhu Bajie, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn and used.
Mystery seeds?
Before Wei Wuji could react, the news of Zhu Bajie came again.
"Mowgli, there is no aura in the abandoned land, and it is impossible to practice, you find a secret place and plant these seeds, which can help you quickly improve your cultivation."
After saying this, Zhu Bajie directly sent a goodbye emoji, and then went offline.
At this moment, on the head of a cloud in the fairy world, Zhu Bajie was lying on it, comfortably knitting a sweater.
Mowgli, Mowgli, do you really think my old pig is so easy to fool? When those seeds germinate and grow, the old pig will be able to find you, hehe!
The corners of Zhu Bajie's round and sexy pig mouth revealed a wise and cunning smile.
Wei Wuji didn't know it, and after happily looking at those mysterious seeds, he fell asleep, dreaming like a tide.
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