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"Wow! I won the lottery! Wang Yan was very excited to hold a bottle cap and jump and jump, "Huh? I didn't win the lottery? "The opposite of Wang Yan is Xiaolong, holding the bottle cap and looking left and right, he always feels that it should not be this result. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Tang Seng stepped forward and took Wang Yan's bottle cap and looked at it, pouted and said, "Isn't it just another bottle, as for being so happy?" Wang Yan snatched the bottle cap and said, "This is the first time I have won the lottery in my life, I want to collect him!" ”

Hearing this, Xiaolong also solemnly put the bottle cap in his hand into his arms, Tang Seng was curious: "You also won the lottery for the first time?" Xiaolong shook his head and said, "This is the first time I didn't win the lottery, and I really should keep it as a souvenir." ”

Everyone turned their inquiring eyes to Luo Turtle, and Luo Turtle spread his hands and said, "This is normal, their aura is now mixed together, and it is reasonable to be chaotic a little." While speaking, the car had been repaired, and Wu Yi and others got into the car one after another and continued to move forward. It's just that not long after driving, the car burst again, but fortunately, this time it was not far away, and the group simply got out of the car and walked.

Wang Yan is like a wild horse that has taken off the rope, he is very excited, he basically has to try everything he sees, even the public toilet on the side of the road, and as a result, Xiaolong was beaten out by a group of big people. Wang Yan also seemed to know that he was wrong, where he kept apologizing to Xiaolong, Xiaolong said with a dark face, "Give me the key, we will have a lot of inconveniences when we have been cuffed together." ”

Luo Gui was very straightforward and said, "No! Xiaolong's eyes widened instantly, "Isn't the thing yours?" Why would you not have a key? "No, no, no, the thing belongs to Wu Laoer, so the key is in his place, I just took it out and played with it, and besides, what inconvenience can you two have, let's use it alive, and I'll go and match you with the key later, and it will probably be done in the evening." ，

"No! I want to pee right now! "Ugh! If you discuss it, I think you two can cooperate, anyway, everyone is an adult, so you don't have to worry so much. Before Xiaolong moved, he saw Wang Yan rushing up with a mop, and hated Luo Turtle without a head or face, but unfortunately Luo Turtle was born with rough skin and thick flesh, so he was not afraid of her at all.

"He's not afraid, how can you let me pee in front of a girl? I don't care if you hurry up and get me the key! Luo Turtle said helplessly, "I really can't help it, it's really okay, I heard that there is a kind of prop that allows girls to pee standing up, or you try it?" "I'll try your uncle! Don't run! Today, the old lady has to beat you to doubt life! ”

Huang Mei's eyes lit up and said, "This girl is also a member of my generation!" Wu Yi smiled far-fetchedly, "Hehe, sure enough, there is no such cute and gentle sister paper anymore, I am so optimistic about her." Wu Xingyun said disdainfully: "What is the use of being gentle and virtuous? Look at the weak women in ancient times, when I go back there, I must have a female protection law, and those who dare to bully women will be killed! ”

Tang Seng blurted out, "Women's Federation?!" Wu Yi sighed, "It seems that the Vulture Palace is going to change its name!" ”

Luo Gui also knew that he was at a loss, and slowly walked away, "You guys bear with me first, I'll get the key as soon as possible!" Xiaolong squirmed, "What should I do?" I can't hold it anymore! Tang Seng pointed to the grass next to him and said, "Otherwise, you can go there and solve it, anyway, the grass is so thick that you can't see anything." "It's still a kind monk!" Xiaolong said this, and Wang Yan, who was shouting, hurriedly ran over.

After a while, Xiaolong came out with a sad face, and Tang Seng asked, "What's wrong?" Square peg? The little dragon held up his cuffed right hand and said, "I just found out now that I need two hands to pee." After saying that, he smiled wryly and looked at his shoes. People say that it is unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth, and it is a great shame to pee on your shoes, because it means that you are short!

There is a poem as evidence: "If you don't urinate, it means that you are short, and if you don't urine, it means that you are soft!" "It's so wet! So wet!

Wu Yi and Tang Seng stared at Xiaolong's important parts with a smile, and Xiaolong hurriedly explained, "It's not what you think, it's all her to blame!" "Why blame me! I'm a yellow flower girl! You actually took my hand and touched you! Wang Yan blushed as he spoke. Xiaolong sneered: "Are you still a yellow flower girl? I think it's a cucumber girl! ”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Huang Mei shouted: "Can't you two talk well!" "In the end, the goddess is not earth-shattering, but Wang Yan and Xiaolong immediately stopped cooking, and they all lowered their heads like children who made mistakes.

"He dragged me to the toilet, how embarrassing am I to be a girl!" Xiaolong said aggrievedly, "I really can't hold it back, I just started to pee, but she pulled me away, I almost didn't pull my life off, so my shoes got wet when I came and went." Wu Yi said to Huang Mei, "Okay, let's dissipate my anger, I'm still a child, so I won't get angry, by the way, Xiao Wang, aren't you going shopping, hurry up." ”

Seeing that the two of them twisted their heads away in anger, Huang Mei worried, "Do you say that these two people don't get along, why are they always quarreling?" Wu Ill said incomprehensibly, "I think these two people are very good, have you read so many novels in vain, aren't they all the heroes and heroines who start to fight each other, and then they begin to discover each other's advantages, and finally love you to the death, this is called a routine." ”

Wu Xingyun said disdainfully, "That was before, and now it is popular that the domineering president falls in love with me, what era are you doing, first fashion, first popular!" "Wu Disease" Don't care so much, let's not go back, follow them, in case something happens, it can save the scene. Huang Mei said thoughtfully, "I really should follow, I really can't rest assured of them." ”

Wang Yan didn't want to look at this little dragon who always made him angry, but after a while, he was attracted by the bustling streets, and kept exclaiming. "What is this? Is it a craft? "Oh, this smells so good!" "That guy is wearing strange clothes, is he male or female?"

Xiaolong was reluctant to deal with Wang Yan at first, but after a while, he was touched by Wang Yan's innocent personality, and began to follow Wang Yan everywhere, and when he encountered something he knew, he would explain it to Wang Yan. "This is a kind of sugar, which is a rice cake, that is the legendary killing Matt, as for the gender, I can't tell, but the chest is so flat that it should be a man!"

After speaking, he glanced at Wang Yan's chest intentionally or unintentionally, Wang Yan immediately covered his chest and said seriously, "I will still develop!" I'm just a kid! "It's twenty-four years old, and I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a child, I'm really ashamed! But this can only be said in his heart, if he really says it, it is estimated that the two of them will quarrel again, so Xiaolong wisely chose to shut up.

"It's so lively ahead, what are so many people doing, let's take a look!" Without waiting for Xia Long to agree, Wang Yan dragged him and ran over. It is indeed very lively, and it can even be said that it is crowded, and it seems that a group of people are dancing around a big tree. Xiaolong patted the girl next to him and asked, "Hello, may I ask what kind of ceremony is this being held?" ”

Xiaolong's appearance tends to be neutral, his skin is very fair, and he has a pat of white and neat teeth, and every time he smiles, he will show eight neat teeth, which is very in line with which ignorant girls, so this girl has reached the point where she knows everything about Xiaolong, and it is estimated that Xiaolong is now pulling her to do something embarrassing, and she is also very willing.

"This is a festival in our town to commemorate this sacred tree, and it is said that anyone who likes it can come here to make a wish, which is very effective!" "Oh, thank you." After speaking, Wang Yan pulled Xiaolong and was about to leave. "Hey, handsome guy leave a call?" The girl kept tiptoeing around, looking very eager. The little dragon head waved his hand without replying, "No need, goodbye!" ”

When he arrived at a secluded place, Wang Yan said sourly: "I also said that I haven't talked about girlfriends, I see that if you hook your hand casually, there will be a large group of shameless women coming!" "How is that the same! Falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan! "Whoa! I didn't expect your ideological consciousness to be quite high, as a reward I invited you to eat! Xiaolong patted his chest and said, "If you want to please, I'll invite you, let's go!" (To be continued.) )

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