Chapter 165: Xiaolong's Suicide

It is said that Xiaolong is a treat, but in fact, Wang Yan is pulling Xiaolong to run around, the normal situation should be that the boy books a place, and the girl will say whether it is good or not after reading it, but Wang Yan is mainly anti-guest at all, and he does not treat himself as an outsider at all. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"That's it!" Xiaolong said with some disgust, "If you want to find a high-end atmosphere, what can you eat in this kind of small shop?" "You don't understand! There is really a delicious place not necessarily the environment is noble, the more this kind of small shop can stand next to the hotel, there must be the ability to take care of the house! Xiaolong was surprised: "You actually know so much?" ”

Wang Yan said proudly, "Of course, you don't want to see who Miss Ben is!" "I think you're a bad guy." "You're itchy isn't it? Come on in! Xiaolong was unhappily dragged in by Wang Yan, he still felt that this kind of place was not clean.

Not far away, Wu Yi and the others were squatting in front of the convenience store and nibbling on a piece of dry bread, and the plug was about to go home with his small size, and he should have eaten the hot meal made by Jenny at this time. Tang Seng took a big bite of bread and choked, but fortunately, Wu Ai quickly poured the soda in Sophia's hand to pick up a small life.

Tang Seng clutched his throat and said depressedly: "Why do people come into the store to eat, but we have to eat dry bread here?" Huang Mei said excitedly, "Don't you think it's very interesting, witnessing the birth of love with your own eyes!" Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said, "Sister, I'm a monk!" If you let me see that this kind of thing can easily destroy my Buddha mind, what if I want to return to the world? ”

Wu Yi said disdainfully, "You pull it down, just you have a Buddha heart, why didn't you say that when you watched a small movie?" I'm afraid your vulgar heart is more urgent than your second apprentice returning to Gao Laozhuang! Tang Seng took Huang Mei's hand and begged bitterly, "Let's go into the store and eat, it's not too good, just the ramen next to it, this bread is really stuck!" "It's just you!" Saying that, he still got up and walked, and Tang Seng immediately followed.

There are not many people in the store, and from here, you can just see the situation of the two people opposite, let Sophia help keep an eye on it, and everyone began to order food.

On the other side, Xiaolong was pulled into the store by Wang Yan, and the difference from his imagination was that the store was very clean, and there were a lot of people, which could almost be said to be full of people. Wang Yan said proudly, "See, this must be a good place!" As he spoke, he pulled Xiaolong to the window position, and because the handcuffs were too conspicuous, they covered them with clothes, looking like a couple holding hands.

There is a menu on the table, as a gentleman, Xiaolong gave the menu to Wang Yan very graciously, Wang Yan didn't know how to write the word polite, and then it was a stroke, anyway, she wanted everything on that page. Xiaolong frowned and said, "Have you finished ordering so many things?" Wang Yan said, "Anyway, you pay, what's polite!" ”

Seeing that Xiaolong was a little unhappy, he asked sneeringly, "What?" Reluctant? "No, I think it's a bit too wasteful." Wang Yan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I can pack and take it away if I can't eat, it's hard to get out, I want to buy things, although the place where I live is a department store, but the things in it are not so complete." Then a waiter came over.

"Hello two guests, since you are the 10,000th customer of our hotel's 10th anniversary, we have decided to give you a free order." Wang Yan was pleasantly surprised: "Really? So I don't need money for anything I eat today? The waiter smiled and said, "Yes, but please don't waste food." With that, he left. Wang Yan said to Xiaolong excitedly, "Have you seen it?" We're in luck! ”

Xiaolong took a sip of tea slowly and said, "It's really boring, no matter where you go, you will catch up with any store celebration or big reward, sometimes I can't spend a dime a month." Wang Yan clasped his hands and said ecstatically, "Then you are so lucky, I didn't know what luck was since I was a child, today I finally experienced it, everything is thanks to you, come!" I'll toast you with tea instead of wine! ”

Xiaolong waved his hand and said, "No need, I've been used to it since I was a child, and today I want to thank you for letting me experience the feeling of bad luck." "Cut! What's the good experience of being unlucky, your luck is a skill that countless people dream of! Xiaolong was silent for a while and said, "Actually, it's not as beautiful as I imagined." Wang Yan took the waiter's dish and asked casually, "Then tell me what's the harm!" ”

"Alas! I remember one time when I was sleeping at home and someone called me to tell me that I had inherited a large inheritance, and I had never even heard of the owner of the inheritance. But it was definitely my overseas uncle. ”

Wang Yan didn't have a good breath and said, "You're showing off, right?" "No, have you ever thought about what is the point of life when everything turns out to be expected, everything turns out to be the way you want? You live like a machine every day, and I can't even find a reason to survive! Wang Yan shuddered, a little scared, and said, "It's really scary, people don't have a goal to strive for, they don't have life." ”

Xiaolong picked up a bowl of soup and drank it, "You know now that you're scared!" I've lived this life for more than 20 years! I don't even have the heart to die! Wang Yan said vigilantly, "No, I'm unlucky enough to look like that, and I haven't thought about committing suicide, after all, it's better to die than to live." Xiaolong shook his head, "You don't understand, when everything becomes no more challenging, there is no fun, anyway, no matter what I do, I will win, what do I fight?" ”

"So you thought of death?" Xiaolong nodded and said lonely, "Yes, but I don't know why, the attribute that I will succeed in anything I do doesn't work in this regard, and it can even be said to be unlucky!" Wang Yan's small mouth never stopped, and he said while stuffing something into his mouth, "What's wrong?" Anyway, you eat it quickly, and it won't taste good when it gets cold! ”

"The first time I committed suicide was supposed to be suicide by jumping off a mountain, but unfortunately it failed, I deliberately found an unknown hill in the hope of dying quietly, but I didn't know what was going on when I jumped down, and a gust of wind blew me back, I got up and jumped this time The wind didn't back, but it blew me into a cave, and I slid down the mountain directly from the cave on a box."

"Chests? Could it be a martial arts cheats! "Not really, there is a whole chest of gold and silver in it." Wang Yan's eyes lit up and said, "You give us two gems!" "No, it's all donated, and it's handed over to the state." "! Retarded! ”

"Later, I felt that the wind was too strong on the mountain, so I jumped off the building, but I didn't expect to jump from the upstairs and felt that there was an extra thing in my hand halfway, and there was a thick air cushion underneath, I was safe and sound, and I still had a child in my arms. There were also a lot of people shaking hands with me, and I was taken to the hospital in a daze, only to find out later that a child had accidentally hung on the balcony, and I just happened to save it. ”

Wang Yan drank a little wine and blushed and said, "That's not bad, at least you saved a child." Have you ever tried taking poison? Xiaolong smiled bitterly, "Why haven't I tried it, it's all fake!" I bought a bottle of rat poison as chewing gum and ate it, I was still alive, and I was told that it was okay not to take hawthorn pills for testing, which delayed people's work. ”

"Poof! Hahaha......ha Xiaolong calmly wiped the water off his face and continued: "Later, as soon as I gritted my teeth, I simply bought junk food everywhere to eat!" I always stir-fry vegetables with gutter oil, take milk with polyammonia as water to drink, Sudan red duck eggs I eat four at a meal! Wang Yan held his thumb up and said admiringly: "You are strong!" What happened to the results? ”

Xiaolong smiled bitterly: "As a result, I have cultivated a divine body that is invincible to all poisons!" The doctor said that now if the cobra bites me, it will die itself, and I may not be able to do it. Saying that, Xiaolong put down the chopsticks, and Wang Yan asked, "What's wrong?" Not to taste? "No, I'm left-handed and right-handed and not used to using chopsticks, you can eat and leave me alone, I'm not hungry anyway." Belch!? ”

Xiaolong chewed the shrimp in his mouth and looked at Wang Yan blankly, Wang Yan said a little shyly, "You can't be hungry when you invite me to dinner, everyone is an adult, don't care about these little things, open your mouth, ah~" "Why are you stuffing it into my nostrils!" "Hee-hee, who made your nostrils so big!" (To be continued.) )