Chapter 296: Get out of the list
With the help of Xia Yu and the driver, Wu Yi finally didn't have to be an anti-joint creature, but Wu Yi found that his recovery ability was really amazing, not to mention that he didn't die from such a serious injury, as long as the bones were twisted back to their original positions, they would "rattle" and grow completely, and now Wu Yi can straighten his chest and be a man again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The ambulance and the police have not yet arrived, and the reporter who doesn't know where here has arrived, holding the microphone as if he was going to kill Wu Ill, he stuffed it into his mouth, "Hello, can you tell me how it feels to be hit seven meters away, how do you usually exercise your body, how many meals a day do you usually eat, and do you eat on time?" "Like a machine gun, you don't know what to answer her first.
"Audience friends, this gentleman's mind seems to be a little unconscious, let's give him a little time, maybe this time we will uncover the mystery of the human body's potential, and our reporter will continue to follow up and report for you!" "You used to talk about cross talk, right?" The reporter excitedly said: "You know me? "I don't know, but I think it's a pity if you don't talk about stand-up comedy."
Who is willing to accompany him to be foolish, Wu Yi threw 500 yuan to the train driver who was still dizzy, strictly speaking, people are the victims. Then he hugged Xia Yu and ran away, there was still a large group of onlookers here, and this reporter who said cross talk didn't want to chase Wu Yi at all.
Xia Yu seemed to be optimistic again, and let Wu Yi run wildly with her in her arms with a smile. It was already close to ten o'clock in the evening, and Wu Yi ran for a while and found that no one was chasing him, so he put Xia Yu down, and the two of them began to walk along the street. Wu Yi first asked, "What's going on today?" Xia Yu lowered his eyelids and said: "That dead fat man always wants to take advantage of me, today he wanted to touch my ass and was slapped by me, but the plate was broken, and the woman said that I was a vixen, scolded me and deducted me 200 yuan." ”
Xia Yu's voice was very calm, as if she was saying something that had nothing to do with her. "What are you doing there in that kind of place, if I had already started beating people! Listen to me to resign tomorrow and settle the salary, I will accompany you and I don't believe they dare not to pay! "My wrist is always a little uncomfortable, I don't know if it's not connected, Xia Yu held Wu Yi's wrist and touched it, pressed it a place, and now it was finally comfortable.
"How can it be as simple as you say, it's so hard to find a job now, and you pushed him to raise me?" "Raise it!" Wu Yi can only say this sentence in his heart, he is only twenty-two, and he is already a three-year-old person, and he looks down on himself. The words still didn't come out, Xia Yu seemed to be very lost, and the two of them had nothing to say, so they kept walking.
"I'm going to take you back to the dorm so late, right?" Xia Yu looked at the sky and said, "The dormitory is closed now, and I can't go back tonight." Wu Yi smiled evilly: "Otherwise, let's go to open a room?" He stepped on Wu Zhi and said, "Men don't have a good thing? "Hey, hey! Last time, you pulled me to open the room, why didn't you say that you had bad intentions, I was kind enough to find you a place to sleep! "The bone on the instep of the foot is not growing well and is dislocated, and it needs to be pressed back.
"Humph! That's different, what the hell are you, you didn't die after being knocked into that ghost, you shouldn't be an alien, right? Wu said sideways: "I'm a zombie, I'm going to suck your blood now!" "I guess I got too carried away, and I wanted to bite someone but I was slapped in the face, and my head was a little cloudy." I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was a natural reaction, I didn't mean to! ”
Looking at Xia Yu's nervous and guilty expression, Wu Ying said indignantly: "Why don't you beat that dead fat man when you know kung fu yourself, it's quite easy to beat me now!" "People can't just shoot at ordinary people!" Xia Yu helped Wu get sick, and finally went to the hotel!
Women are really unreasonable sometimes, she can do certain things, but as long as you say you are not a thing! The room was opened, there was no membership card and it was two hundred yuan more expensive, Xia Yu didn't have enough money to brush Wu Sick's card, this little girl also nervously flipped through Wu Sick's wallet, Wu Sick was very glad that Tang Seng snatched away the small business cards he collected in his early years.
The room was opened, Xia Yu threw Wu Yi on the bed and rushed in to take a bath, it was time to live like a year again, but Wu Yi was very tired today, and he didn't even have the heart to look at Xia Yu's hazy body behind the frosted glass, he really wanted to sleep. There was suddenly a cool and fragrant thing in his arms, Wu Yi subconsciously sniffed twice, and then he was already asleep, and he was awakened by fright.
It's summer rain! Why is this little girl lying in her arms? Xia Yu only wore a wide bathrobe, and in the loose neckline, there were white flowers, especially the red, Wu Ying couldn't wait to buckle down his eyes and throw them in. Panting like a cow, put some blood on yourself by the way, he is still a young man with strong blood, if he doesn't vent, it is estimated that his head will explode, and nosebleeds are a good choice.
"Would you like to be my boyfriend?" Xia Yu's fluttering words were like Huang Zhong Dalu echoing in Wu Ai's ears, Wu Ai felt that his head was hit hard by the sledgehammer of happiness, was he confessed? It seems that since the first grade of elementary school, I have never been told by a girl that I like you, right?
Happiness came too suddenly, smashing Wu Ill into a daze, Xia Yu saw that Wu Ill was stupid and didn't speak, he was ashamed and angry, he finally mustered up the courage to say this, this guy was as indifferent as cutting wood! Fingers pinched a little soft flesh on the waist and pinched it hard, the painful Wu Yi gasped, rubbed his waist and said, "Although I really want to agree to it, Xiaoyu, do you know how much older I am than you?" That's seven years old! ”
"So what's the matter, my classmates in the dormitory will turn out next month, and her husband will be enough for her to be a grandfather, and now it is popular to find someone older than herself." Wu Yi was still a little hesitant, mainly because he was a little unaccustomed to being a single dog for so long and suddenly taking off a single person, Xia Yu suddenly took out a knife from his bathrobe and said, "If you dare to tell me that you already have a girlfriend, I will stab you to death!" ”
This distance can shave Wu Ill, Xia Yu doesn't look like he's joking, Wu Ill hurriedly said: "No, no, Huang Mei is my friend, who helped me fool my mother, the two of us are not real." "That's pretty much it!" "Why are you still holding a knife?" Xia Yu hugged a bowl of instant noodles and said, "Dig a hole from the bottom, you can't see it after eating." "This will live, this slamming the door has a fight with yourself!
However, men can't be too deductive in front of women, Wu Yi directly called the room service: "Get us something to eat, and by the way, take a bottle of red wine, and ask for the best." Xia Yu rode on Wu Ill and twisted: "You want to die!" Do you know how expensive things are here! Wu Yi smiled and said, "I finally have a girlfriend, of course I have to celebrate!" ”
Xia Yu suddenly stopped talking, and Wu Yi asked, "What's wrong?" "I also have a younger brother and a younger sister, I have to provide for their schooling, our days can be hard, if you are afraid, you can regret it, I don't blame you." The more Xia Yu said that his head was lowered, and finally he almost buried his face in his chest.
Wu Yi patted Xia Yu's hand and said, "Do you remember the Tibetan mastiff in the pet hospital?" "Yes." "Its owner gave me 10 million for treatment, and your boss didn't dare to take it, and now the money has been transferred to my account." Xia Yu's big eyes flashed with golden light, and he lost his mind and said, "Ten million!" Ten million! My dear, I love it to death! ”
"Hey, hey, haha!" Wu Yi grinned, his current appearance is very similar to the appearance of the beast god when he saw the bones, this is very husky. Xia Yu crawled on Wu Ai's chest and made a kitten-like cry, who can bear it, just when Wu Ai was about to transform into a werewolf and eat and wipe this little fat sheep with Xia Yu, there was a knock on the door.
"We don't need special services!" The ghosts are too lazy to pay attention, Wu Yi now has the heart to kill! "Sir, it's the room service you called, and I'm delivering your meal." Xia Yu tidied up his clothes, jumped out of bed under Wu Yi's almost fire-breathing gaze, and pushed a truckload of food over after a while.
Seeing Wu Yi sulking in bed, Xia Yuxian said, "Have you seen it, such a big abalone!" Won't you come down and eat? "I just want to eat your abalone right now!" A dark shadow suddenly appeared in front of me, and I was going to avoid it, but my nose smelled the aroma of food, and I caught it with my mouth, and the abalone here is very authentic, and a lot of juice is not fresh in Japan.
Xia Yu may be addicted to playing, abalone, beef, vegetables, Wu Sick did not refuse, until she threw a bottle of pepper noodles over, fortunately, she was extremely sensitive to this thing after helping the beast god separate Luo Turtle last time, and raised her hand to catch it. "Good! You actually want to murder your husband, see how I clean you up! Wu sick wolf howled and pounced directly on Xia Yu.
Even if Xia Yu knows martial arts, he can't stop the fierce Wu Ill, and he was pressed to the ground by Wu Ill in a few strokes, Wu Ill laughed lewdly, Xia Yu blushed and said: "It's good to eat first, people haven't eaten all day, and they're really hungry." "Men should still be considerate, although "Wu Xiaoer" is very hungry, but for the sake of his lifelong happiness, he can only endure it for a while.
The red wine rippled in the glass, and the two clinked glasses and drank it, and they came to the same conclusion, "It's unpalatable!" Xia Yu frowned and said, "Why do I think this is not as good as the ten yuan in the supermarket?" "The devil knows! I might as well have known that I might as well have had orange juice! "Your family has learned to drink orange juice, why don't you want milk powder?" "What more milk powder do you want?" Wu Yao's thief's eye found a flash of spring.
Xia Yu pinched his collar and said shyly: "Rascal! The two of them had already eaten almost, and Wu Yi rubbed his ** and smiled: "You haven't seen it when I was a hooligan!" With Xia Yu's coquettish cry, Wu Yi finally threw off his virgin hat, and the name single dog was no longer suitable for him. (To be continued.) )