readx;?“ I'll go! Don't make this kind of joke, don't you, people are demigods, and they can also use magic skills, which is much better than you and Luo Gui and the two shameless! Luo Turtle shouted: "How can you speak, if in the God Realm, any one of us can abuse him, isn't it afraid of being detected by the Heavenly Dao!" "That's it, besides, who told you that the two of us are going to do it, isn't there still you?"

At this moment, the crazy beast god also came back to his senses, and looked at his dog paws: "Why haven't I transformed?" How am I still a husky! Nima's, you two old kings dare to lie to me! Wu Lao Er kicked Luo Turtle out: "Call you, Lao Wangba!" "Rub! Wu Lao Er, you wait for Lao Tzu! Luo Turtle flew towards the Beast God, and shrank himself into the turtle shell in mid-air. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It turned out that he was right, as soon as the crazy beast god turned around, the dog's tail swept, and Luo Turtle was like being volleyed by a strong golden steel foot, turning into a phantom that could not be seen clearly by human eyes, and directly crashed through the courtyard wall of Wu Ill. After a while, I saw Luo Gui walk in from the door with a dirty face: "Damn, I almost fell into the stinky gutter, Wu Sick, can't you get the sewer cover in front of the door back!" ”

The beast god was still going crazy, constantly roaring, the beast hair on his body exploded, and the whole dog swelled up, swollen like a hedgehog. The originally clear sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, and forks and lightning flew wildly, just like that rainy night at the beginning. Wu Yi looked at the lightning above his head and asked worriedly, "This guy won't use lightning to slash us, right?" "Don't worry, he doesn't have that ability, and besides, doesn't he have a lightning rod?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a lightning clicked and slashed in front of Wu Sick's feet, and Wu Sick was scared. The two hands kept opening and closing, and Wu Lao Er gloated: "Tell you kid to do less bad things, how to create retribution... Grass! "This time, I was struck by lightning before I finished speaking, and it turned out that people would really turn black after being struck by lightning. Luo Turtle rolled on the ground like crazy, laughed and said, "Hahaha! You're going to be struck by lightning! Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”

The ghost knows where the laughter is, but seeing Wu Lao Er's shameless and unlucky old man should really celebrate, Wu Yi kindly took off all the pasted hair and eyebrows for Wu Lao Er, and said in pieces: "I told you, usually do less bad things, don't you see retribution!" "the grass! It must be Lei Zhenzi next door, you can't kill you when you wait for Lao Tzu to go back! ”

"Have you had enough trouble?" It was a cold female voice who spoke, I don't know when a woman appeared next to the beast god, this woman is very special, like a stereoscopic projection, and it seems to be far away from you, and it seems to be standing in front of you, the whole person looks very thin, belonging to a beauty without a breast and ass, but where is the temperament of the people, just like a clear lotus that is not stained by mud.

Luo Gu stopped laughing, and said with a gloomy face: "It's really you who whispered, you actually helped the beast god!" Wu Lao Er patted and said: "What a pair of dog men and women, they hooked up and raped without knowing it, why didn't you inform us to have a cup of wine?" Wu Yi asked in a low voice: "You gods are not allowed to fall in love with each other, I didn't say you, what age is this, you are not afraid of making seven fairies or something, let it go." Luo Gu said angrily: "Fuck off, whoever seems to have a pain in the egg only cares about this, we are not those perverts of family planning in Heavenly Court, our territory is going to die, don't worry about it for the time being!" ”

After doing it for a long time, the reason why people are not allowed to fall in love is because of the population problem, and they can only fall in love after getting a certificate first, and they will have children in the near future. This year, the birthday star can give birth to a child if he gets a birth permit, and it is illegal for the God of Wealth to give birth to a child if he doesn't get it, and the Seven Fairies estimate that they hold their identity as princesses, but they didn't expect to be exposed. Wu Yi asked again, "What does this god do?" Wu Lao Er whispered: "The god of space, guarding the barrier of the Ten Thousand Realms, has the ability to freely shuttle through the heavens. ”

"! The god of space is hanging like this, you two can't stand it, don't hold it up if you can't stand it, tell me earlier that I'm good to run. Wu Lao Er scolded: "If you were born a traitor in the early years, what's wrong with the god of space, isn't it just a security guard who watches the gate!" "The beast god has now become a werewolf, although he still has a husky head on his head, which looks a little funny.

The whispering goddess floated up and suddenly disappeared and reappeared on the shoulder of the beast god, and said with a cold face: "You are all busy people, the gods of the entire god realm have nothing to do all day long, only I am guarding in front of the barrier of the ten thousand realms every day, fortunately, he once got drunk and broke in by mistake, and then he will come to accompany me for a while every once in a while, although the time is not long, it is indeed a rare and interesting day for me, and we have become lovers after coming and going." ”

"Roar!" The beast god suddenly roared, took a step forward and seemed to devour all beings, the whispering goddess touched the dog's head, waited for the beast god to calm down, and asked: "Why don't you let him come back, he didn't mean to, he lied to him just now, do you really think he doesn't dare to kill you?" Wu Lao Er said in a deep voice: "Rules are rules, no matter who commits a crime, he must bear responsibility, and depriving him of his godhead is already the lightest punishment!" ”

I never knew that Wu Lao Er could be so serious, and the whispering girl lifted a wisp of green silk in her ear and smiled: "Then what are you going to do now, wait for him to kill you all, and then wait for death together?" Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle laughed together, laughing extremely rampantly, Luo Turtle pointed to the whispering goddess and smiled: "Do you think the two of us are really old and confused, do you think we have no backhand!" ”

Wu Lao Er pushed Wu Sick: "Come on, let this stupid woman open her eyes!" "I don't know where Wu Lao Er came from to be so strong, I just saw Wu Lao Er's eyes and had an ominous premonition, but I didn't wait for Wu to run, and I slapped it out." Your uncle's second Wu Lao, don't you think Lao Tzu died fast enough! "Only then did Wu Yi realize that something was wrong.

Whether it is Huang Mei or Xiaolong and others, they are all petrified, Xiaolong is still snuggling up with Wang Yan, and it can be seen from Wang Yan's open mouth that this is a "love" word. Huang Mei is still holding her shoulders, there is no expression on her face, her eyes are empty, and she doesn't know where to break half of the cucumber and gnaw it, this is typical to see the excitement, Sophia was holding her hand just now, and the moment she was slapped out by Wu Lao Er, she stretched her arm, and now she only has one hand, and the half has turned into ordinary water. Tang Seng was still holding a casserole, Wu Xingyun was standing beside Tang Sheng, holding a plate, everything seemed to be pressed the pause button, and everything was still.

"Don't look at it, this is the force field of the god of space, and all space is frozen wherever it passes, and only gods are immune." As soon as Wu Lao Er finished shouting, he saw the beast god jump out with red eyes: "It turns out that you are the nephew of that old Wang Ba, you actually ate my godhead, Lao Tzu wants to eat you!" The beast god roared angrily and pounced on Wu Ill, and Wu Ill rolled back to the feet of Luo Turtle with a lazy donkey, and at the same time, there was a loud noise in the place where he was just now, and the dust settled, and a terrifying paw print lay there.

He was actually separated by an invisible barrier, Wu Yi patted the barrier and shouted: "Nima's hurry up and let Lao Tzu out, this bastard is really playing, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die yet, you let me out!" Wu Lao Er was waving a small red flag and shouted: "Wu Sick, come on, kill this veritable dog man and woman, let's be done, don't be afraid, just treat him as a husky, can't you beat a dog?" ”

"I've never seen a husky that can be used as a bomb with a slap, you let Lao Tzu out, what you said is so simple, you come in and try it!" Grass! You still come, Lao Tzu wants to take an intermission! Wu Sick Monster jumped up with a scream, just rubbing the beast god's claws and jumping away, and the beast god's dog head hit the barrier and his nose was bleeding.

Wu Lao Er and Luo Turtle outside immediately shouted loudly: "Come on, Wu Disease, kill this dog, day!" "That's right, that's it, let this thing kill itself!" "! It has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, I'm just an ordinary person, Brother Beast God, can you listen to my explanation, I'm innocent! I also asked you to eat big bones, but you forgot? ”

The whispering goddess shouted: "Don't talk in vain, as long as the beast god eats you, you can restore the godhood, you will honestly let him eat you, and treat it as our husband and wife!" "Lao Tzu is perfected, do you still have a life? It's okay for you to be reasonable, don't chase the grass, Adi that Lao Tzu just bought! It's all said don't chase it, it's a big deal, Lao Tzu agrees to have surgery to return that thing to you, can't you! ”

Luo Gu shouted: "Wu Disease, run quickly, that thing can be taken out by surgery, you just listen to me and do it with him, don't coax you, you will lose, isn't it just a mad dog, you haven't killed it!" Wu Yi dodged a wolf kiss from the beast god again, turned around and scolded: "You try, this is a dog, this is a wolf at all, the mad dog killed by Lao Tzu is not as big as his foot!" ”

The size of the beast god has now become very huge, and the two Wu Ills are not as long as him, and this thing seems to have lost his mind, and Wu Ill can still reply two sentences at the beginning of his speech, but now he doesn't care about those at all, just chasing Wu Ill bite, that crazy energy, God is soft when he sees it.

Otherwise, Wu Lao Er is not a thing, he is tired of running here, he actually ran into the house and took out a beer dish, and drank with Luo Gui, the dead king. "Wu Disease, hurry up, Luo Turtle eats quickly, you wait for a while and he eats it all!" The beast god's heavy claw was dodged by Wu Ill, and just when Wu Ill thought that he had escaped, he rolled again, and the thick tail of the big tree swept over.

Just now, Luo Turtle relied on his turtle shell to hold on, and he didn't have such good equipment, but fortunately, his two hands turned into claws, and a big hole was punched between the lightning and flint, and without a trace of extra time, he drilled directly into it. Luo Turtle took a sip of beer with his neck on his back and applauded loudly (to be continued.) )