Coming back from Mount Tai, Wu Lao Er was very low, because the ring was taken away, it was the relic of someone's father, and he couldn't take it away no matter how cheeky he was, of course, if Wu Lao Er didn't want to steal it, no one would have a problem, but unfortunately Wu Ill and Huang Mei watched, he obviously didn't have this opportunity. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Wang Yan and Xiaolong did not go home directly, but followed Wu Ill to Wu Ill's house, and by the way, they picked up the bolt on the road, the decisive battle is coming, everyone has to show their faces, it's better to make a fuss, it's better than the lonely only two or three big cats and kittens. Thank God, Wu Lao Er didn't lose the good copycat godhead, if he really lost Wu Ill, he didn't believe that he could still "pull" one.

When I got home, Wu Yi was startled, there were almost no people on the street, all kinds of animals, all of them were a big one leading a team of small ones, even if there were cats and dogs, there were wolves and foxes on patrol!

"! What is the situation that the zoo rebelled? A team of little milk cats walked in front of Wu Ai's feet in a majestic manner, and Wu Ai was afraid of stepping on these cute little things, so he hurriedly dodged. Huang Mei was puzzled: "How can this be, I haven't played this game when I left." The bolt pouted and said: "When I was staying at home a few days ago, I felt that someone was calling me, but I was too sleepy to take care of it, and when I opened my eyes, I was left in the pet store, and the old lady was still making trouble at the police station." ”

I happened to see Wu's mother coming out of the house with a vegetable basket, and I didn't want to see Wu Sick and passed by directly, "Mom! What happened to you? Wu Lao Er ran to Wu Ma and looked at it for a while, his finger pointed at Wu Ma's eyebrows, Wu Ma instantly seemed to have no bones, Wu Yi caught it, and asked anxiously: "What's wrong with my mother?" Wu Laoer's face was gloomy, and he seemed to be able to drip water.

"The beast god actually dares to use magic at this time, does he want to die with everyone!" Wu Yi has never seen such a second Wu Lao, the originally obscene old face actually faintly exudes a majestic light, the tattered beggar costume on him actually has a noble taste, the goatee on the chin is windless, and the momentum is very compelling. But this is just a blink of an eye, so fast that Wu Yi thought that he had hallucinated just now, and he was looking at Wu Lao Er's obscene appearance.

"Is my mom okay?" "It's okay, it's just a low-level ecstasy, there's no harm, at most it's not very good to sleep, and it's fine." As he spoke, he took the lead in the courtyard.

There is an extra deck chair in the courtyard, the beast god husky is lying on it to bask in the sun, Tang Seng is giving him an umbrella, Wu Xingyun is wearing a maid outfit, and he is holding a tray full of big bones. There is still movement in the kitchen, and it is estimated that Wu's father is cooking. Wu Lao Er stepped forward and kicked the beast god: "Don't pretend to be dead, I don't know how to restrain myself when I see Lao Tzu, are you dead?" ”

"Hehe, how can it, I'm just not sure if it's you, it seems to be." After speaking, he jumped up very doggedly, swept the non-existent dust with his tail, and let Wu Lao Er lie down. Wu Lao Er sat down and picked up a bone and tore it and said: "Little beast, I didn't say you, it was forbidden to use magic in the mortal world, but now in an extraordinary period, you still use the magic of ecstasy, do you plan to take everyone to the end?" ”

"Hehe, how can I, how can I have the guts, this time I have caused a lot of trouble for everyone, I can't feel sorry for it, how can I still cause trouble to you, in fact, I am a demigod now, but I can still use some divine arts, and the heavenly dao above our heads can't be sensed, so I used it a little, I swear I really didn't use it indiscriminately."

Wu Lao Er said in a strange voice: "Ouch! Then I really want to congratulate you, you are the real boss in the world now, I don't dare to provoke you! Come on, come on, you always sit, I'll just stand. The beast god was really scared, and said in a sharp voice, "Don't mind! Where do you have someone else to sit here, don't shiver me, you can sit all the time, I'm standing well. ”

Wu Lao Er slapped the handrail and shouted: "You still have me in your eyes!" You dare to mess in the middle, don't you want to live anymore? Seeing that Wu Lao Er tore his face, the beast god was not obscene, and said with a big grin: "Isn't this a helpless way, I just want to get back half of my godhead, there is no other meaning, you will fulfill me?" ”

Wu Lao Er asked as if he hadn't heard it: "What about Luo Turtle, he just sleeps so honestly and doesn't care about you?" The beast god smiled, Tang Seng took out a casserole from it and opened the lid, and there was a motionless Luo turtle floating inside. Wu Yi exclaimed: "You killed the Luo Turtle!" The beast god smiled and didn't speak, and Wu Lao Er said coldly: "You still don't untie it for him, wait for me to do it?" ”

The beast god made a strange "claw" print, and the Luo turtle with oil flowers floating in the water came to life in an instant, "I am your immortal, damn the beast god, you wait, this matter is not over with you!" Luo Turtle instantly jumped out of the casserole, pointed at the beast god and scolded. The beast god grinned and said, "Hehe, as long as you can let me go back and continue to be a god, you can castrate me." ”

It seems that Wu Lao Er has no way to take this beast god with a dead skin and a strong face, he took out a small bag in the crotch of his pants for a long time, and took out a small bag, the eyes of the beast god shot a green light, the dog's nose kept twitching, and the hara in his mouth was already about to wash people away. "Do you recognize this thing?" The beast god took a deep breath greedily, not caring where this thing came from, and couldn't help nodding and saying, "Know, this smell is too familiar, this is my other half!" ”

Wu Lao Er chuckled, and directly poured out the contents of the contents, which was half a dark green crystal, Wu Lao Er held the crystal and said proudly: "See, Godhead!" Yours! How many people are lucky enough to see their godhead side, never in their lifetime! Be content, you! "The white breath spewed out from the nostrils of the beast god, and his eyes were red like the mad dog that bit Wu Sick in the first place.

"Give it to me! Give me the Godhead! The beast god seemed to have lost control, and pounced on Wu Lao Er with disgusting saliva, as if he was going to bite off that hand together. Wu Lao Er is not an ordinary person in the end, his hand is shrunk behind his back, the Sen Sen canine teeth of the beast god are bitten together, and there is a "click" sound, Luo Turtle probably wants to get back a little "interest" first. An uppercut punch hit the beast god's chin, and the dog's teeth immediately disappeared.

This is about to start? Why is there no warning at all, and it's too hasty, right? The beast god was probably woken up by Luo Turtle's punch, and licked the blood from the corner of his mouth: "I'm sorry, I just lost my temper, you can give me the godhead now, right?" Wu Lao Er took out half a box of cigarettes from Wu Ai's pocket, put them in his pocket after a circle, and smiled at the beast god: "Did you forget something?" ”

"Hehe, you're talking about the shell of the Luo turtle, haven't you forgotten, as long as you hand over the godhead to me, I will immediately return it to its original owner!" Luo Turtle sneered: "Don't be funny, now in the mortal world, only you can use divine magic, what if you have a nerve to regret it, you return the shell to me first, and the godhead will give it to you immediately!" "No, what if you regret it, I don't believe in your character!"

The two sides don't give in to each other, anyway, if you don't give it to me, I won't give it to you, and Wu Ai, who pushed me, is tired of it: "Hey, you guys are not finished, Lao Tzu is still waiting to get a boxed lunch!" "Shut up!" The two of them shouted in unison, Wu Yi raised his hands and said, "Okay, I don't have the right to speak, you are free, otherwise we will go to eat first and you are discussing here?" ”

Wu Lao Er waved his hand: "Okay, it's not over like this, let's just hand over everything to Wu Yi, let him be a notary, and transfer it to us." The beast god shouted: "You can't, he is from your side, you really think Lao Tzu is a fool!" Lao Tzu tells you, I am two, not stupid, there is an essential difference between two and stupid! ”

Wu Lao Er scolded: "You are blind, do you scold yourself every day for being the old king?" Luo Turtle said angrily: "Then what do you say!" "We have one representative on each side, and it's only fair that all three of us retreat."

It must be Wu Zhi who appeared here, but Wu Yi didn't expect that the representatives over there were actually Poseidon and One-Eyed, and the shell of the Luo turtle was relatively heavy, and it needed to be carried by the two of them to be able to walk. "Hey, why did you two mutiny?" Poseidon smiled bitterly and said, "I don't want to." One-eyed said: "We can't help ourselves now, what our heads think about is one thing, what our bodies do is another, the auxiliary minister is here to help!" "At this time, I haven't forgotten the Auxiliary Minister.

"Okay, let's come normally, no one should be careful, the husky behind you is the beast god, that is, your boss, put down the things and leave quickly, the province will fight and put your life on the line." The moment the two sides faced, Poseidon and One-Eye put down the turtle shell, and Wu Yi directly threw the godhead to the beast god: "Go Pikachu!" ”

The beast god almost scolded, but fortunately, the reaction of the frisbee in the dog's bones was in the bones, the two hind legs were forced, the whole dog flew, the dog's mouth opened, the dog's head flicked, and the godhead was instantly held in his mouth, and the dog's mouth, which was missing two teeth, disappeared in his mouth in an instant, and he licked his lips unsatisfied.

"Hahahaha, Lao Tzu is finally complete again! Lao Tzu Beast God is back! Hahahaha! The beast god man stood up and ran like crazy, and here the turtle also put on his own turtle shell, and was grinding the edge with his claws, and said affectionately: "Let you be wronged little baby, I will never let anyone separate the two of us by half a step in the future!" ”

Wu Yi waved his hand and said excitedly: "Okay, okay, it's the finale, everyone has worked hard, now I'm going to find fish and a boxed lunch, eat more!" As he spoke, he pulled Wu Lao Er and began to walk back: "How long can you mix that thing?" Is it too late for you to go back and move the rescuers now? "Don't think about it, the God Realm can come down to me and Luo Turtle is already the limit, and we can only rely on ourselves for this matter!" (To be continued.) )