Chapter 8 Do you know Amway, give a coffin, and send five sons to cry for graves
Li Nali was completely discouraged by Zhang San's ridiculously strong jumping thinking, and asked helplessly: "Who are you?" β
At this time, Aaron explained: "I just said, I am a disciple of Master Klaus, and he also sent a letter of introduction. β
"A letter of introduction?"
"Well, it's true."
"Miss Li, where do you live? Is there Miss Dong next door to your house, we are all compatriots, do you know that you can dig sweet potatoes near here? Let's dig sweet potatoes when we have time. Zhang San said madly.
Li Nali was a little puzzled, this strange person looked at Yalian, and Yalian could only smile helplessly: "He is my friend, he should also be an exorcist, you also saw him just now, he is very strong, rest assured, he has always been like this, but others are very good." β
At this time, the trumpet of the Black Order rang again, and a voice was heard inside: "Li Nali! Indeed, there is a letter of introduction written by Field Marshal Klaus for them to come in, open the door! β
The head of the glasses room in the Black Order thought to himself: "It's been a long time since I've had a newcomer, and the person sent by Klaus should be very valuable, and who is the young man beside him." β
The guard said with a big face, "Aaron Walker and you can enter the city." β
"My name is Zhang San, crazy, you defective product! And didn't I kick your mouth off just now? β
"Crazy brother, don't talk a little bit, hehehehehe," Aaron said embarrassedly.
At this time, Kanda, who was stunned, also stood up, his face was full of shit, and he was very embarrassed, and he was crazy at Zhang San with a murderous face.
Zhang Sanmad was also looking at him, but Zhang Sanmad was full of malice, thinking about where to kick Kanda down.
"Humph!" Kanda pretended to be disdainful and turned his head and limped away.
Li Nali smiled bitterly: "Hehe, that's Kanda, his temper is more stinky, and he is still good." β
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As two new people who have brought the Black Order into a state of emergency, Yalian and Zhang Sanmad are already known to everyone, and everyone who sees these two guards or something has to quietly talk about it.
"Look! Those two little ghosts, so weird, are they newcomers? How white hair and the look in the eyes next to him are nervous, I look a little cold. β
"Hey, hey! You don't know that, they're the new exorcists today. β
"Cut~ You know it's all old news, I heard that the purple-haired one just came today and defeated that stinky fart."
"Yes! Oh, yes! I heard that I was kicked to the ground, and I was washed by shit hahaha! β
"Hahaha! That's right! I've also heard that Kanda's usual stinky fart is finally deflated, which is really gratifying. β
Li Nali naturally couldn't let the atmosphere be too embarrassing, so she explained to Zhang Sanmad and Yalian the various places of the Black Order: "This is the restaurant, this is the exercise ground, there are three floors high, here is the conversation room, and this is the recuperation center and library, I will take you to visit everyone's room later." β
Alon was flattered and said, "I also have a room?" β
Li Nali said as a matter of course: "Yes! Every exorcist starts from here after receiving a mission, so there are also people who call the headquarters "home", and of course there are people who deliberately don't come back as soon as they go out."
Aaron thought to himself, "Master is"
Zhang Sanmad said at this time: "My family lives in the middle of Times Square in New York, USA, who can compare with me!" β
Yalian continued to say embarrassedly: "Crazy brother, didn't you say that your family lives in Wudang Mountain, Wutai Mountain, Huangshan Mountain, and Mount Tai. β
"Oh~ is it? Why did I forget that I said that I didn't seem to say that my home is in Huangshan. β
At this time, Li Nali hid her face and chuckled: "Hehe! You're a weird person, but it's funny, and you're not a bad person. β
"Mushroom cool! You're so right, as a senior good person who has been doing good deeds professionally for 30 years, stealing manhole covers, burning bed sheets, snatching lollipops, and pushing couples to jump into the river, it can be said that it is a good thing to do, the key is that I have never left a name for doing good things, and there are still many people who want to thank me, but I don't know why many people have said to me, I bought a watch last year, super wear-resistant or something, I can't figure it out now, are they going to give me?. β
This time it was Li Nali's turn to be embarrassed: "Is it? β
"This is the testing ground of Chief Komui."
After hearing Li Nali's explanation, Aaron looked around for some reason, but still didn't understand what Li Nali meant.
When a door was opened, a man with pure purple hair and glasses appeared in front of several people, unlike Zhang Sanmad's hair that only had purple brilliance, his hair was really purple, and the man with glasses said in a very cheerful tone: "Yo! Hello! I'm Komui Lee, the head of the science class."
"Oh~! The young man is in good health, are you interested in going to the island country with me to develop? I am a famous amateur scout in Sanbatun Women's Village, you seem to be very promising, I can let you realize that your girlfriend changes a few times a day, and every day you lie in bed to pay for a job, and within a year, the whole world will know your majestic figure. β
The corners of Komuy's mouth twitched, and his stomach was black, so he didn't know what to do, so he could only reply: "Thank you, I'm very satisfied with my current job, besides, it's enough for me to have a younger sister." β
This kind of implicit dialogue can only be understood by these two goods! And the good boy Yalian's good child Li Nali is full of question marks.
Zhang Sanmad said with a shocked expression as if he had been struck by lightning: "Wow~! Younger sister? Are you too late? Actually control his sister? Won't your family cry? Doesn't this kind of thinking of yours have a masculine boss who uses a warm body to soothe your twisted mind? β
Three black lines appeared on the head of the head of the Komui room, and he didn't know how to deal with it.
"What?" Li Nali tilted her head to look at the two people, and she didn't understand what they were talking about.
At this time, the head of the Komui room said as if changing the topic: "Anyway, Aaron, you are really lucky, your holiness is parasitic, although there are many side effects, but the parasitic type is very precious. β
"BECAUSE THAT'S THE FORM THAT MOST EXERTS THE POWER OF INNOCENCE."
ARΓN ASKED, "INNOCENCE? β
DIRECTOR KOMUI CONTINUED: "THE INNOCENCE OF GOD -- THE OMNISCIENT AND ALL-POWERFUL POWER, WHICH WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN OBTAINED FROM THE HANDS OF GOD" (WITHOUT MENTIONING ZHANG SANMAD)
Speaking of which, everyone has arrived at an inverted triangular platform, and suddenly the lights are on, and five chairs are placed on the platform, and everyone can only look up, and there are five figures sitting on the five seats.
At this time, Chief Komui spoke again: "This is our boss, the generalissimo, let them see how precious you are." β
Yalian looked at those people suspiciously, but Zhang Sanmad said at this time: "Marshal of the pig position!" Do you know Amway? , now the pace of life is gradually picking up, and I can't prepare for your next mission, and you'll burp on the next mission."
"Boy! What did you say? A marshal who knew he was very irritable when he heard the voice, suddenly stood up, stepped on the stool, pointed at Zhang Sanmad and said.
The marshal next to him motioned for him to sit down, and Zhang Sanmad continued: "Why don't you all buy an insurance, a new set of insurance produced by our company will get three billion yuan after your death and a set of real estate on Central Avenue in Manhattan, New York, China, Huangshan and Taishan." Wutai Mountain 6 Days and Seven Nights Tour, Buy Insurance Now, and Send Golden Silk Nanmu Coffin and Five Sons Crying Grave Service, What Are You Waiting For! Don't miss the opportunity and come again! β
"Seems pretty good," said one of the marshals.
Several other marshals looked at this marshal with strange eyes.
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psοΌ When I was, a novel triggered by a thought, I didn't think anyone would love it so much, I feel that I wrote this novel with too much inspiration, I have no problem changing two or three chapters a day, and there will be one or two chapters in a while.