Chapter 7 The nemesis of the thirteenth calls you shit
It has been five days since they met the Millennium Earl, and Yalian and Zhang Sanmad finally arrived at the foot of the Black Order.
"Then again~! Crazy brother has been filled with water for four days since he woke up, and he hasn't drunk enough? "Aaron, an honest boy, is powerless.
Zhang Sanmad was holding a huge water bag on the side, gulping down water, finally put down the water bag, waved his hand, and said, "It's almost, I really can't drink it." ”
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"But I'm very sorry madman."
Zhang San said suspiciously: "What's wrong?" ”
"When you transformed into a ghost rider, I scolded you for being a monster without knowing the truth."
Zhang Sanmad said indifferently: "How big should I do, as a living thunder madman, I never care about these things, but why did you bring me here, I don't want to come with you, you still pull me over." ”
A drop of sweat appeared on Aaron's head and said with a smile: "Because your ability is so powerful, I think it should also be a holy power, you should be an exorcist, so I will simply pull you over, hehehe." ”
Zhang Sanmad sighed and said: "Alas~ That's okay, but why do you want to climb the cliff, you will definitely die if you fall so high here." ”
Yalian said helplessly: "Yes, yes! That's why I admire crazy brother, you can climb while drinking water. ”
~~~~~~~~~~ will climb the dividing line of the mountain ~~~~~~~~~~
After half a day, Zhang Sanmad and Yalian finally climbed to the cliff, Yalian's face was dirty and slightly embarrassed, while Zhang Sanmad was clean and there was no change.
Aaron asked, "Crazy brother, you didn't get dirty after climbing such a high cliff, is this your holy power?" ”
"It's not! This is called Kung Fu, which is the secret science that has been passed down for thousands of years in our Greater China. ”
"Kung Fu? , I haven't heard of it. ”
Zhang San said madly: "This is your lonely and unheard of, kung fu is a very powerful thing, I can not only climb mountains but also jump cliffs, don't believe it!" I'll jump to show you. ”
After saying that, Zhang San was crazy and turned around and wanted to jump, Yalian grabbed Zhang San in horror and said, "I believe it!" I believe it! Crazy brother, let's go to the Black Order first. ”
~~~~~~~~~~~~ will jump off the cliff of the dividing line ~~~~~~~~~~
There were many bats flying over the heads of Yalian and Zhang Sanmad, but if you looked closely, you could see that they were not bats but puppets of the Black Order.
"Who are these two people?"
A group of people crowded around the screen to watch the picture transmitted back by the puppet, a white-haired boy and a purple-haired boy walked side by side towards the Black Order, and the white-haired boy still looked at the puppet in a daze.
The man with glasses in the Black Order said distressedly, "How can you let irrelevant people in, you have to get them down." ”
"Chief Komui, these two people don't seem to be irrelevant people, right?"
At this time, a pretty girl also added on the side: "Brother, look at this! He's got Marshal Klaus's puppet by his side! ”
The man in glasses flashed a fine light.
At this time, Yalian and Zhang Sanmad had already arrived at the door of the Black Order, and Yalian said, "I'm sorry! I was introduced by Father Claus Marian, Aaron Walker, and I was with a friend I met on my travels, who was also holy, so I brought him with me. ”
(Actually, Zhang Sanmad wants to say: I don't have holiness, I'm at best an incarnation of an evil spirit knight who is sometimes ineffective, and only the ability to awaken after level 2 of the demon can barely be counted.) )
"Anyone? My surname is Zhang Mingsan, the Chinese family lives in Wutai Mountain Lingyin Temple, Jigong is my senior brother, my junior brother's name is Guangliang, he is a monk who is a very city juniper, I work here with you, the annual salary must be 30 million, less than a son, I don't do it. ”
"Crazy brother, didn't you say last time that you lived in Wudang Mountain, how did you become Wutai Mountain?"
A man in the Black Order scratched his head and said, "Who are they marshals?" Especially why is that guy so weird, head of the room! He said he was introduced, you know? ”
The man with glasses drank his coffee and said flatly, "No." ”
The seated blonde man thought for a moment and said to Aaron with the microphone, "Then please ask the guards to check their bodies." ”
"Huh?" Aaron didn't know why.
Suddenly, a strange ugly face popped out on the door and jumped Yalian, and the good boy Yalian still said politely: "Hello." ”
At this time, Zhang Sanmad also said to the doorman's big face: "Wow~! Are you a Fauvist? The more I look at you, the more artistic you become. ”
The doorman's face didn't move, and suddenly his eyes popped out and released a strafing light, giving Zhang Sanmad and Yalian a thorough scan.
The guard said with a big face: "X-ray scan [to determine whether it is a human or a demon.] ”
The guard suddenly wondered, "Huh? I can't show that there is a problem, the white-haired boy on the left has a five-pointed star on his head!! Hey! The one on the right is a skeleton, they're demons! It's a demon."
The guard's big face suddenly burst into tears and shouted: "There is something wrong with these two guys, he has the curse of the pentagram on his forehead, that is the skeleton flame is so hot, so hot The two of them are out, they must be the accomplices of the Millennium Earl." ”
"What?" Aaron's frightened hair exploded.
Zhang Sanmad said angrily on the side: "What! As a proletarian revolutionary, how can you be oppressed and slandered by the capitalists? ”
Zhang Sanmad can be said to be busy adding to the chaos, and kicked the guard's big face's mouth.
"Wow~! Enemy attack! Enemy attack! ”
The people in the Black Order were ready for battle, and one of the robots said, "Spy invasion!" Spy Invasion! ”
At this time, the pretty girl said: "Please don't worry, Kanda has already been sent, maybe he has already beaten now."
The girl suddenly couldn't speak, and looked at the screen in surprise, a man who looked very sassy and had a paralyzed face, pretending to be 13 men, first stood in place and pointed a knife at two "demons", one of which was white-haired, and wanted to explain something, Kanda didn't listen to the knife and slashed over.
It's just that at this moment, the camera suddenly switched, and when I saw it again, it was the white-haired boy who was smiling bitterly and persuading the purple-haired boy on the side, and Kanda was rolling around on the ground and being kicked around by the purple-haired boy.
"Grandma, let you take care of things come out, and give us justice to the public, Lao Tzu is here to participate in the audition of the miserable conference, I am really miserable and miserable now~! I'm all over the place now! I really want to say five words out loud: Who dares to be worse than me! ”
Kanda Yu scolded the bastard in his mouth, but he just couldn't get up and couldn't get out of the bastard's feet.
"Crazy brother, forget it, don't fight."
How could Zhang Sanmad listen to Yalian's persuasion, and stepped on Kanda's chest and said, "Does the kid know what this is? ”
Zhang Sanmad has a piece of poop in his hands! Fresh shit!
“?” Kanda Yu is unknown.
Syllable! Shouted on Kanda Yu's face, "Boy, remember, this is called retribution." ”
As if he had lost his soul, Aryan turned into a blank sheet of paper and said, "It's over! It's over, I don't care, where did I find the shit in Natuo, and doesn't he feel disgusting with the shit? Hey~? That hand is a glove? ”
Kanda Yu fainted with a black leg kick on his face, which would be the biggest stain on his life.
Then the pretty girl came out, with dark blue hair. Double ponytail. Wearing a miniskirt and black boots, he kicked Zhang San madly.
"Let go of Kanda!"
Zhang San looked at the girl frivolously, grabbed the girl's boot with one hand and threw the girl out.
"Ahh The girl exclaimed.
It's just that in the next moment, she was blocked in the corner by Zhang Sanmad unscathed, and said: "Dare to ask this mushroom cool!" What's the time now. ”
The girl was stunned and puzzled: "Huh? ”
Zhang Sanmad said again: "Dare to ask this mushroom (girl), what is it called?" ”
The girl came back to her senses, and although she was puzzled, she still replied: "Li Li Nali"
"Li Chinese?"
"En"
Zhang San let go of Li Nali with a crazy smile and said, "Oh! It turned out to be compatriots, we Chinese people have the strength to survive anywhere, my name is Zhang Sanmad, from Taishan. ”
"Crazy brother, you've changed your address again," Aaron said speechlessly.
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