Qi Qin gave Wu's mother a membership card, saying that he could enjoy the highest treatment by eating here, but as for Wu Ai's question about whether he didn't have to spend money, he ignored it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info Tonight was a little bit more hit, and he needed to digest it.

Eat and drink enough to prepare to go home, as for Wu's mother's previous deeds, Wu Yi doesn't care at all, no matter what, it's his own mother, besides, his life is more colorful than Wu's mother, and he is a goddess and a Tang monk, one day to see if he can pull out the dragon, make a wish that day will be too perfect! "My mother and I are going to go shopping, you guys go back first, Sophia, if you help me carry something, how about I invite you to drink soda?" Sophia immediately defected.

Wu Yi beckoned to Tang Seng, "Come bald, let's go home!" "Aren't you bald yourself!" Wu Yi pointed to his board and said, "Look! Lao Tzu has grown again! "Tang Seng"...... You are the tail of a rabbit - it can't grow, and in a few days Huang Mei will have to give you a gradient, Wu Shizhu has a fate with my Buddha, so it is better to escape into the empty door and follow me to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures! ”

"Good! As long as you can convince my mother, I'll be your teacher! Tang Seng thought that Wu Ma was chasing after him thirteen streets with two menus in hand, and the cold sweat was rubbing up, and he shrunk his head and said, "Don't live in vain, just let us ride this broken car, maybe it will be too hard, hurry up!" ”

The two of them pedaled for more than half an hour before they saw the sign of the waste acquisition station, this car is not for ordinary people to ride at all, when they came because of Huang Mei and Sophia, those two non-humans don't know what exhaustion is, Wu Yi and Tang Seng are not ordinary people, and as a result, they are still tired like dead dogs when they get home!

Dog? Dogs all over the ground! The stray cats of the past don't know where to go, and today there is no problem in front of the waste collection station is unusually quiet. Poseidon was sticking out his tongue with his four paws in the air, and the two dog guards around him were also doing this. Is this to make the reunion annihilated?

How can you say that you must have feelings for getting along for so long, Wu Yi almost didn't cry when he saw so many dogs fall at his door, what is the situation, why is it so stinky, where did they get the biochemical weapons with one eye?

"Poseidon! Bogo! Are you okay? What's going on? "Poseidon is foaming, the dog's tongue is shaking with Wu Disease, and the big eyes of the two of them are white eyeballs." Crash! "Don't look at me like that, I'm not saving him!" Tang Seng poured a bucket of water not only Poseidon, but Wu Yi was also poured into a soup chicken, but don't say that it seems to have some effect, Poseidon dog's paws twitched a few times and really woke up!

The first thing I said when I woke up was, "Damn! It stinks to death! I lost my mother, how long has it been since I brushed my teeth! Tang Seng carried a bucket to save the dogs one by one, Wu Yi covered his nose and asked, "I said Brother Bo, what's wrong with you, can I still live here, I'm about to stink to death!" Poseidon arched his head on the ground, it was still uncomfortable with its nose, and Wu Yi also wanted to do this for fear of embarrassment.

"You're embarrassed to ask, it's not all your fault!" Poseidon glanced at Wu Ill, and habitually opened his mouth at Wu Ill, this is to smoke. Wu Yi took out a cigarette and plugged it into the dog's mouth, and as soon as the lighter popped out of two sparks, a flame rose out of thin air, and Wu Yi's board turned bald, and even Poseidon burned into a bald man!

"I'm rubbing! Who's leaking biogas? Tang Seng gloated and said, "Yes!" I'll make you look down on the bald man, uh monk! With tears in his eyes, Poseidon looked at the bare dog's head in the reflection and wailed, "Lao Tzu just made a hairstyle yesterday!" Wu Yi said curiously, "Who made your hairstyle?" "My little brother, who specializes in hairstyles for dogs, will let you try it another day, licking it is slippery!"

At this time, Tang Seng came out of the house and said, "There is no shortage of things at home, even the private money I hid in the crack of the sofa is still there, but the mushroom brothers fainted, I just poured some water, I don't know when I will wake up!" Wu Yi wondered even more, could it really be one-eyed?

"Let's talk about what's going on in my house first, it can't be one-eyed biogas, right?" Poseidon said disdainfully, "How can it have this ability, you just went out this afternoon, the two of you, originally the brothers thought they were buying things and didn't care, who would have thought that it was two thieves, holding a box and going to run, how can this be, you are my second master, if someone steals it on our own territory, I still don't mix?" Don't say anything, take your brothers, those two boys surround it! ”

Poseidon said that his face completely stepped down, "I didn't expect it! Before I could unleash Poseidon's wrath, one of the grandsons blew on us, and the brothers fell, it stinks, it stinks worse than a thousand years of stinky tofu, that is, I can still block it twice, the brothers all kneel, and the one-eyed guy runs away when he sees that the situation is not good, without a little righteousness! ”

In fact, Wu Yi can smell whether there are living people in his own territory, but now the sky is full of smell, and he now feels that he is all stinky, how can he tell whether there is a living smell. Besides, why did the thief come to steal something and only steal a box, there was no lock in the house at all, although those electrical appliances were second-hand, but it was not a problem to sell them for thousands of dollars together.

"What kind of box did they steal?" Wu asked. Poseidon led Wu Yi into the courtyard, dug twice at the nearest door, and said, "It's the box here." Wu Ill's pupils shrank instantly, maybe Wu Ill couldn't remember what the box in other places was, but Wu Ill remembered this box clearly, it was the water tank where Lao Maozi hid the national treasure, and Wu Ill thought it was worth a popsicle money and threw it there, but he didn't expect it to be gone now.

"What do those two look like?" As soon as the words came out, Wu Yi regretted that dogs do not distinguish their own kind by their appearance, they rely on their sense of smell and taste. Sure enough, Poseidon opened his mouth and said, "Two legs, no claws, there is a smell of toilet on the body!" ”

Poseidon seemed to feel guilty, and drooped his tail and said, "I'm sorry, brother, this time my brother didn't help you take care of your home, but don't worry, brother will help you get things back, I have to let them see Poseidon's wrath with those two bastards!" Wu Yi is now very suspicious that those two people are not thieves at all, but a flower roll nose and pants pocket ladyboy who is guarding the public toilet.

"Brother Bo, don't meddle in this matter, those two people may not be ordinary people!" These stray dogs have become like neighbors, although Wu Yi can't call their names, but he is already familiar, not to mention that he is still their second master, and the senseless sacrifice is not what Wu Yi wants to see.

As soon as Poseidon heard that Wu was ill and didn't let himself interfere, he was anxious, "Brother and brother know that you are still angry, but this matter is no longer your own business, and those two grandsons must pay the price if they dare to come and smash our field!" At this time, One-Eyed jumped down from the crooked neck tree and said, "You save it, Wu is ill for your own good!" Poseidon was blown up, whimpering and about to pounce on him.

Wu Yi hurriedly hugged Poseidon, he was still in a lawsuit, and he really didn't have the time to be a mediator for them. Poseidon scratched and scolded: "Let go of me!" I'm going to fight this unseeded coward! One-eyed calmly licked his paw and said, "Use your dog brain to think about it, why would that human stink you with a light blow?" ”

Poseidon is no longer making trouble, but his mouth is still unforgiving, "What's this, is there still less messy things invented by human beings now, what's wrong with bad breath?" "One-eyed hatred of iron does not make steel" You are a heartless eye, who would die to make your mouth stink, can you still eat? They are not ordinary people at all! ”

One-eyed said and meowed twice into the tree, "Two sturdy cats brought out a digital camera, Wu Yi picked it up and found that it was really a flower roll nose and trouser pocket ladyboy." But what surprised Wu Yi the most was not the appearance of the two, but that One-Eyed could even manipulate such a high-tech thing now? Seeing Wu Yi after reading it, he waved his cat's paw and asked his subordinates to send the camera back, "This thing belongs to Aunt Wang, usually hidden in the box with the baby, and it was finally stolen today, I have to send her back quickly, otherwise she should call the police!" ”

Wu Yi pondered for a while and said, "Neither of them is an ordinary person, just as I can communicate with you, they also have special skills, maybe the bad breath is his ability, you don't care about this, if there are strangers around these days, even tell me!" Poseidon also seemed to realize the seriousness of the problem, and nodded in agreement.