Chapter 67: Eighty-Eight is broken
"It's a shame! We have always poisoned others, and no one has ever put us down! I'm going to poison them! "The angry face mushroom is already going crazy, the light on his body is flickering, and it seems that he may transform at any time. www.biquge.info Sophia hurriedly poured some water on him to comfort him, and it was really not a good memory to see the greasy muscular man in the morning, and he didn't even want to see Huang Mei.
Huang Mei said excitedly: "These two little deflated calves actually dare to come and play attack!" The old lady wants to teach them how to make a good steak! "Huang Mei didn't plan to teach them how to cook, she just wanted to cook them. She still remembers being called ugly at the beginning, it is unreasonable for women to remember revenge, Wu Yi only hopes that these two foreigners who died now, don't come again, this is for their sake.
"Forget it, I'd better call Huang Mai first, in case we accidentally kill him, it's good to have an explanation, you eat first, I'll call first." Wu's mother didn't call him again when she saw that Wu was calling, and went in with breakfast.
"Hey Wheat, how are you recovering?" As the so-called weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, there is a way that the night owl does not come to the house for nothing, Huang Mai is enjoying his wife's loving breakfast, Wu Ill's call made his good mood for the day gone, and he didn't believe that Wu Ill would call him to condole him. "What's the matter, I'm still eating!"
"Hey, hey! What kind of attitude do you have, how do you put on pants and don't recognize people, Lao Tzu just helped you a lot! Huang Mai is probably drinking porridge and snoring, "Don't say it so ugly, okay, just say if you have something, I didn't say I wouldn't help you, you won't really tease other little girls, right?" Wu Yi scolded, ", Lao Tzu just wants to ask you something!" "Oh, that's easy for you to ask, my daughter-in-law is packing my things, and I'll be discharged from the hospital this afternoon."
Wu Yi said lightly, "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want to ask those two boys who look at the toilet if they suddenly evaporate from the world, are they okay?" "Suck and slip...... Ahem, ahem, ahem! You're waiting for me to find you! Wow, Xiaoqi will get water and scald me to death! "Look at the leader of the family, it's good to be around his waist just after this thing, Wu Yi is very suspicious that he is pretending, how can he say that he is also a team leader, can he be pressed like that by a fat girl?"
Huang Mai's speed is fast, and I don't know where to get a broken van, not to mention the glass, even the roof has two big holes, as if it has just come down from the battlefield, there is no good paint.
Poseidon was squatting under the tree and discussing with Wu Yi about whether the bitch had a big ass or a thick waist, and this shameless person was planning to find a wife recently, making it the same as the emperor's choice of concubines, according to him, it was even more exaggerated when choosing a concubine with one eye. When Poseidon saw that an outsider was coming, he left with a cigarette in his mouth, this was an appointment between him and Wu Ai, and tried not to talk to him in front of outsiders.
As soon as Wu slapped the hood, the car was like molting, and a layer of rust fell off. "I said you're taking care of my business?" Huang Mai threw a cigarette to Wu Yi and lit it by himself. Wu Yi said curiously: "I remember that you don't smoke?" Huang Mai took a deep breath, forty-five degrees Yang Wantian said, "Since I met you, my sorrow has increased several times, and my hair has turned a lot whiter!" ”
Wu Yi pursed his lips and lit a cigarette, taking Huang Mai's words as a fart. "Tell me, what the hell is going on?" Wu Yi spit out a smoke ring and said, "It's not me looking for trouble this time, it's those two boys who are looking for my house!" Huang Mai shuddered and smoked a cigarette and asked, "How did they find you, didn't you show up from beginning to end?" "How do I know, those two boys came yesterday and took that tank away."
"What kind of tank do you want? That thing must have been tampered with, it's strange that you left your family and didn't look for you! "Didn't Lao Tzu want to save some resources for the country, isn't it now doing something to reuse, I am responding to the country's call to protect the environment!" The green tendons on Huang Mai's brain were one by one, and Wu Yi was very afraid that he would burst his blood vessels.
Fortunately, our team leader Huang has also practiced, and all he smoked in one breath was only a cigarette butt, holding his head and squatting under the tree and saying in frustration, "What are you going to do now?" Wu Yi steadily flicked the cigarette butt into an empty jar and said, "Huang Mei plans to make them medium-cooked, and the mushroom brothers said that they will poison them out of the shit, I don't care, just beat them casually and let them stop coming again." ”
Holding on to the last hope, Huang Mai asked, "Can you still come out alive?" Wu Yi shook his head and comforted, "Those two goods said last time that Huang Mei died ugly, if I hadn't given Huang Mei a preventive injection in advance, they would have been on the missing persons file a long time ago, you know, your ancestors have very small eyes!" Huang Mai punched the ground, "What a fucking bastard!" ”
Wu said slowly, "You can't do evil in the sky, and you can't live if you do evil in yourself!" Huang Mai suddenly jumped up like a nerve and said, "No! They must not die, and if they die in us, it will be a big deal! "It's not what I said, I have to ask your ancestors, as long as she has no opinion, I have no opinion, and you don't have to be so excited, just the two old Maozi will die when they die, rest assured that Huang Mei won't even leave them with ashes!"
Huang Mai hugged his head and began to roll on the ground, "Ahhhh Why did Lao Tzu encounter such a! Damn foreigners, just do it yourself, why do you want to harm Lao Tzu! Oh my! You will kill me with a thunderbolt! "Click!" A thunderbolt directly slashed the lightning rod, and Huang Mai was frightened, "Don't be so serious, it's just talking!" ”
A motorcycle suddenly stopped in front of Wu Ai, and an old man carrying a horse got out of the car, "Don't make a wish casually in front of God, it's very spiritual!" ”
With tears in his eyes, ecstasy and not enough to express the excitement of Wu Ill, Wu Lao Er smiled and asked, "How do you miss Lao Tzu?" "How can Ma De say that he wants to die, he should say that he wants to die. Wu Yi began to tremble excitedly, his eyes began to redden, and the corners of his mouth were already foaming. ”
Huang Mai asked in a low voice, "Who is this?" Wu Lao Er smiled evilly: "I am his second uncle!" Wu Yi turned around and walked into the house without making a sound, "Hey, why is this grandson so calm this time?" Huang Mai analyzed, "I think the calm before the storm is just talking about him, you owe him money, right?" Wu Lao Er touched his face and said, "No, he should be quite relaxed during this time." ”
"Wu Lao Er! I'm x your ancestors! Wu Yi rushed out with eighty-eight in his hand, and the eighty-eight in his hand slammed into Wu Laoer's head with the wind! Wu Lao Er didn't even hide, and said leisurely, "Eighty-eight is useless to me, you are not as good as that ordinary bottle!" "Smack!" Eighty-eight made a close contact with Wu Laoer's forehead, and then it shattered to the ground.
Wu Lao Er and Wu Ill have already been blinded, it is not a surprise to hit Wu Lao Er, the invincible eighty-eight is broken, this is a big problem. A wisp of crimson blood meandered into Wu Laoer's mouth, and the salty smell of blood and severe pain woke Wu Laoer up. "Whew! Wu is sick, you little bastard, you actually beat Lao Tzu with a wine bottle! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! Lao Tzu is broken! Oh! ”
Wu Zhi also reacted, what was just broken was an ordinary wine bottle, if Eighty-Eight picked it up from Wu Ill, it should have turned on the chatter mode. Huang Mai hugged Wu Ill, "Calm down!" It's all a family that doesn't need to do anything, so there's something to talk about! "Bastards are a family with him! This old Wang Ba is Wu Lao Er, and he is the notorious best scumbag! ”
Huang Mai shuddered, took out a short stick from his waist, and gently pressed it, and the electric light crackled, "Lao Tzu has hope to be promoted!" Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to stay in this place and be afraid! Ahahahaha! "Huang Mai doesn't look like he has rabies now, his face is hideous and gibberish, just like a ghost, staring at Wu Lao Er with an electric baton.
Wu Laoer's hand has already been practiced by countless strips, and he exclaimed, "There are strips!" "Just run away, I don't know where to get such good physical strength at such an old age, special operators like Huang Mai can't catch up with him, and the two of them started to hide and hide around the crooked neck tree. Wu Yi leisurely lit a cigarette and began to watch the play.
It's rare to see Wu Lao Er as if he had a dog, so he must taste it carefully.