Chapter 049: Positive and Negative Whirlwind
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Halfway through, I met Shi Jiabao, and then returned to the courtyard wall of the back door of Jingnian Zen Buddhism together, and secretly climbed in.
There is no way, no one will be willing to move the dead to their own house, maybe these monks will not care, but it is indeed not easy to open this mouth as a newcomer.
Secretly found Li Yuanba, who was yawning, and Shi Jiabao patted him on the shoulder, and said with a serious expression: "Yuanba! β¦β¦ The national teacher has something to say to you! β
Nima ......
Jia Xu glared at Shi Jiabao fiercely, this offending thing really didn't hesitate to throw it to himself.
However, Jia Xu is not a hypocritical person, he beckoned to Li Yuanba, motioned for him to sit in front of him, patted Li Yuanba's immature little shoulder and said, "Yuanba...... Just say, how does my brother treat you? β
Li Yuanba said inexplicably: "Seriously, it's not good. β
Jia Xu's face sank, grabbed Li Yuanba's clothes, his face was full of unhappiness, and said angrily: "Xu will give you another chance to reorganize your language, I hope you can understand the preciousness of life!" β
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Li Yuanba was shocked, what kind of person is this!
However, due to Jia Xu's obscenity, coupled with the fact that he didn't pretend not to see his eyes for help, Li Yuanba had to give in temporarily, and said with a sneer: "The national teacher treats me like a mountain, and Yuanba can't wait to break his bones to repay the great kindness of the national teacher......"
"Hah! You're right! β
Jia Xu clapped his hands suddenly, and he jumped up and laughed at all of a moment: "Young people are energetic and conscious!" Not bad, not bad! β
On the side, Shi Jiabao also nodded with satisfaction, folded his hands, and said loudly: "Na Luo Jiupo, you can sacrifice yourself for others, and the poor monk is also very optimistic about you!" β
Li Yuanba looked confused, looked at Jia Xu back and forth inexplicably, and then looked at Shi Jiabao, and said confusedly: "...... What's the situation? β
Jia Xu turned to one side and threw the corpse behind him on the ground, so that Li Yuanba could see the truth, and then looked at Li Yuanba with a smile and said: "Yuanba, look at this corpse, do you see any way?" β
Li Yuanba had already been opened by Shi Jiabao, and although he had not cultivated mana, he could see some things that ordinary people could not see or understand.
Hearing Jia Xu say this, Li Yuanba also became interested, lowered his head and carefully looked at the corpse from the beginning to the end, and finally found the clue, and said in surprise: "Look at this person's face, he should have a long life, and he has been rich and noble since then!" But why is he dying here now? β
Jia Xu smiled smugly, patted his chest, and said proudly: "Of course we were killed!" β
Puff......
Li Yuanba looked at Jia Xu, who was apologetic and indebted, and Shi Jiabao, who was dignified on the side, and finally understood why they were leaders, and he would always be just a minion......
Li Yuanba sighed helplessly, the two leaders talked to him so amiably, if he didn't give face, I am afraid it would be difficult to mix in the heavenly court in the future.
Thinking of this, Li Yuanba had to pretend to be very stupid and naΓ―ve, looking up at Jia Xu with a very expectant look: "If Yuanba has anything that can help the national teacher, please ask the national teacher to speak, Yuanba will never refuse!" β
"Good!"
"Just waiting for your words!"
Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao looked at each other and smiled wickedly, and both breathed a sigh of relief.
Jia Xu put his hand on the top of Li Yuanba's head and said with a smile: "Yuanba, in fact, this is actually a good thing for you, you also know that I can't go in and out of the Yin and Yang Realm at will, that will harm the souls of many people, so now if I want to go to the underworld to bring this person's soul back, there must be a protective film to separate the divine light on the widow's body......"
"So now, the widow wants to break your body, return your primordial spirit to the source as a lotus, cover the widow's divine light, and escort the poor path to the Yama Temple......"
"Although if you do this, your lifespan in this life will be ended immediately, but Xu will not treat you badly......"
Speaking of this, Jia Xu's expression was solemn, and his whole body exuded a kind of majestic aura that was breathtaking, and he stared deeply at Li Yuanba, who was pressed on his head, and said: "Li Yuanba! Er Yuan is a heavenly war general - Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society! Because of the murder of the treasure 1,300 years ago, Shi Ji was killed, and then Sun Wukong, who was conceived by Shi Ji's colorful divine stone, took his life with a stick! If you are willing to escort the widow to the Yama Temple in the underworld, the widow will allow you to return to the heavenly realm in advance, enjoy the position of the righteous gods, and eat the incense of the world! β
Li Yuanba was taken aback, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or dazed, so he could only subconsciously thank him.
Jia Xu nodded, pushed with one hand, and a golden light flashed, and Li Yuanba was already gone!
But when Jia Xu turned over his hand, a small lotus flower was staying in Jia Xu's palm, trembling with the wind.
Jia Xu threw the lotus flower in his hand into the air, turned into a golden light and fell into the lotus, opened the lotus petals, and said to Shi Jiabao: "Jia Bao, Xu will go to the underworld to bring back his soul to return to the yang, if my wife asks, you must not say that Xu went out to look for flowers and ask the willows......"
Shi Jiabao raised his eyebrows, and said with a natural expression: "Don't worry, with the life of a poor monk, will he still frame you?" β
Jia Xu hesitated for a while, nodded very seriously and said, "Yes!" β
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Shi Jiabao grinned, the intuition of this product is really sharp and terrifying......
"Forget it! You don't dare to chew the root of the widow's tongue, and go! β
Jia Xu rubbed his nose, turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly seemed to think of something, turned around again, and asked Shi Jiabao very seriously: "Jiabao, Xu always feels a little strange, but he can't say it...... I always feel that Xu's current appearance has a kind of dΓ©jΓ vu......"
Shi Jiafu nodded, and suddenly said: "It turns out that not only poor monks have this feeling!" National teacher, don't you think you look like a gourd baby? β
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, blew out a mouthful of water vapor, turned into a huge floor-to-ceiling mirror, and stopped not far away.
Looking at himself carefully in the mirror, Jia Xu was pleasantly surprised: "Hey! It's like! I've wanted to play like this for a long time! Leave! β
After that, Jia Xu and the entire lotus platform all turned into a golden light, and the brush broke through the void and disappeared.
Not to mention that Shi Jiabao was worried about how to dispose of this big mirror, Jia Xu had already sneaked into the underworld on the lotus platform.
Ordinary people need to cross the Santu River, cross the Nai He Bridge, and pass through the Wangxiang Terrace to reach the underworld if they want to enter the underworld from the human world.
But what kind of character is Jia Xu, will a character who never walks through the front door when he has a wall turned over so honestly pass the checkpoints one by one?
Obviously, no!
So Jia Xu took another shortcut......
Reincarnation Tunnel!
But don't underestimate the power of this reincarnation tunnel, no matter how strong your mana is, just be blown by the positive and negative whirlwinds in the reincarnation tunnel, and immediately disappear, the soul is reorganized and reincarnated, and no one can save you!
No one is an exception! Including the Buddha and the three clears on the road!
But obviously, Jia Xu's old driver is not in the "no one is an exception......
He's the only exception!
Driving a Lotus brand aircraft, Jia Xu drove vigorously in the reincarnation tunnel, indicating that driving in the opposite direction was extremely enjoyable!
There are constantly souls sent to the mortal world to be reincarnated and Jia Xu are staggered around, and occasionally one or two Meng Po soup has not yet drunk high, and they are extremely shocked to watch Jia Xu driving a plane rampaging through the tunnel, trying to find a ghost to complain!
But it's a pity that the staff who dare to be on duty in the reincarnation tunnel will probably not be able to find it until the next Yuan Hui......
Jia Xu, who flew the plane, was naturally first-class in speed, and after a while, he had already come to the starting point of reincarnation - Yin and Yang Pass!
Although broadly speaking, the Santu River is the intersection of yin and yang, but if you really want to be more real, in fact, behind this yin and yang pass, it can really be regarded as the yin and yang world, which is commonly known as the underworld!
The Yin-Yang Pass is a huge Yin-Yang fish pattern, with a ghost control mechanism that opens or closes.
But of course, the underworld has always been in a state of work, and there are constantly dead people coming to the underworld in the world, although there are also those who go to hell, but after all, there are more reincarnations, so this door has never been closed.
But today Jia Xu is here, and if he doesn't make some different movements, is that still Jia Xu's style?
As early as the moment Jia Xu had just entered the exit of the reincarnation tunnel, he had actually been discovered!
And along the way, Jia Xu has actually been focused on by the monitoring in the reincarnation tunnel!
By the way, by the way, the monitoring in the reincarnation tunnel is specially used to deal with those souls who have not drunk Meng Po soup, to prevent them from being reincarnated with the memories of their previous lives, and those stupid people who think they are lucky will be brought back by the ghosts guarding the exit the moment they just leave the tunnel.
And because Meng Po soup has no effect on them, it ......
It's a pity that these unlucky people can only stay in the underworld forever.
Now countless monitoring devices have all aimed at Jia Xu, an intruder that has not existed for hundreds of thousands of years!
And he is not afraid of death, and dares to invade the underworld from the reincarnation tunnel!
The little minions in the control room of the prefecture have already reported the matter to the big minions, and the big minions have reported to the small leaders, layer after layer!
It wasn't until Jia Xu stopped at the gate of the closed Yin-Yang Pass that even the Ten Palaces Yama was alarmed, and they all blocked the door of the Yin-Yang Pass with all the things that their subordinates could fight and couldn't fight, just in case.
Jia Xu, who was still in the reincarnation tunnel at this time, patted the gate of Yin and Yang Pass strangely, scratched his head and said to himself: "Why is there no way out?" Is it wrong to go in the wrong lane? β
At this moment, a positive and negative whirlwind suddenly appeared, blowing straight on Jia Xu's face!
King Yama, who didn't dare to blink in the monitoring room, breathed a sigh of relief, no matter whether Jia Xu was a bad person or not, anyway, as long as he was hung by the positive and negative whirlwinds, he would be 100% sent back to his hometown to reincarnate, and the invasion incident once in hundreds of thousands of years was solved so easily, which was really lucky!
But King Yama hadn't had time to finish his joy, but that smiling face couldn't be maintained any longer!
King Yama almost put his face on the surveillance screen, and watched in horror as Jia Xu waved his hand lightly and scattered the positive and negative whirlwinds that had always been invincible!
And......
He's also looking up at the surveillance, as if he's already discovered himself!