"Bang!"

Just when Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao were blindly optimistic, suddenly a small temple on the side of the street that looked a little inconspicuous suddenly threw out of it called Huazi!

A group of fierce and vicious, meaty-faced monks rushed out and punched and kicked the man called Hanako!

Finally finished fighting, and the great monk who looked like he was taking the lead snapped out of nowhere, and pointed to the sign and yelled at Hanako: "Where did the little red guy come from!" Donate five coppers to insult your Buddha!? This time I beat you up and teach you a lesson! If you don't know how to read, don't learn to add incense! There is no culture Buddha to read it to you! Listen up! ”

"This temple refuses to give sesame oil under five taels of silver! Got it? Remember!? ”

"Made! I have to clean the floor when I go back......"

The fat monk seemed to notice that Shi Jiabao and Jia Xu were watching from the sidelines, and they sprayed at the two of them: "Where did the bald donkey come from!" Get out! ”

"Poof!"

Jia Xu gloated and stabbed the scolded Shi Jiabao and said, "Hey! He scolded you bald ass! ”

Who knew that after the fat monk scolded Shi Jiabao, he saw Jia Xu snickering on the side, and the more he looked at this person, the more obscene and unpleasant he felt, and scolded casually: "Stinky miscellaneous hair!" Don't be complacent, the Buddha's scolding is always fair and just, and you have a share! Old! Mixed! Hair! ”

……

"Poof!"

This time, it was Shi Jiabao's turn to gloat, learning from Jia Xu's appearance just now, he stabbed Jia Xu's arm, and shouted in a strange tone: "It's still the same every year, why do you laugh at the bald donkey?" ”

Seeing that Jia Xu's face was getting more and more ugly, the fat monk obviously didn't know how much trouble he had caused, raised his eyebrows, and shouted at Shi Jiabao: "Shout! The bald donkey poem is well done! It's a pity that I write poems well, and I have to eat until I am old! Look at your miserable appearance now, have you been asking for food for a while? Hahaha! ”

As soon as the words came out, the monks and minions around them coaxed and laughed!

But......

Shi Jiabao said that he was not angry at all, but expressed deep sympathy for the inhuman treatment that the fat monk was about to receive......

This thing actually offended the most unprovoked neurotic in the world!

Not one of them!

"Roar!"

I can only hear a lion's roar in my ears! Jia Xu made claws with both hands, and pounced on it with a dodge, grabbing the fat monk's two fat chest muscles with one claw!

"Hit every shot! Piercing the heart grabbing milk dragon claw hand! ”

Jia Xu's mouth was crooked, and his hands pulled hard! Brush it and pull off two handfuls of chest hair!

"Oh!!!"

The fat monk was so painful that his hat turned green, and he knelt down holding his chest, crying so much that he didn't know if it was sad or painful......

After finally recovering some vitality, the fat monk became angry, pointed at Jia Xu, and yelled at the minions on his side: "What are you doing in a daze!" Rush up! Shoot him! ”

A group of fat monks got the order, and without saying a word, they rushed to Jia Xu's side, stretched out their hands and grabbed Jia Xu!

However, judging from their actions, they cringed slightly, and they were probably guarding against the dragon claw hand that Jia Xu had just used!

However, Jia Xu is not an ordinary person, as the king of the endless world! How could Jia Xu still use the same trick to deal with this group of little minions, it's nothing new!

So Jia Xu turned his fingers into two claws, pinched one by one, and shouted: "Eat the gods and pick grapes!" ”

Bang Bang Bang that clip is called a pleasure!

In less than ten breaths, a group of monks and minions had already covered their chests with their hands and rolled on the ground with the 'grapes' that had been forcibly picked, and occasionally one or two strong-willed ones could stand up, and they were extremely frightened, crying and shouting and turned around and ran back to the temple, no matter how the fat monk who took the lead scolded, it didn't work!

Now, the fat monk naturally knew that he had accidentally kicked the iron plate......

Oh, sorry, I must have kicked the bomb!

Looking at Jia Xu lewdly gesturing his hands, smiling gloomily at himself, the fat monk who took the lead didn't say a word, and he knelt down for Jia Xu without thinking about it, kowtowing and crying and begging for mercy: "Dao Chang spare his life!" Taoist ...... No, the Taoist god spares his life! Grandpa Fairy's life! ”

Seeing that this person was crying pitifully, Jia Xu inevitably felt some sympathy, and hurriedly helped the fat monk up, and said amiably: "It's okay, don't be afraid, beating you is not the goal, but a means to persuade you to be good, our real purpose is ......"

In an instant, Jia Xu's face changed to an extremely vicious face, and his face was full of unhappiness as if he was cramping: "You are so sloppy to go back and ask for money to buy your life!" If you dare to hide or run away, grandpa, I will tear down your ruined temple! Do you hear me clearly!? ”

The fat monk was full of confusion, and nodded again and again: "I heard clearly!" Hear me! ”

Jia Xu picked up the fat monk with one hand, threw it into the air, raised one foot high, full horsepower, and volleyed vigorously! kicked the fat monk back into the temple!

And listening to the sound, it seems to have broken a lot of things......

Looking at the ruined appearance of the wall in front of him, Jia Xu turned his head to Shi Jiabao who walked to his side and said: "Jia Bao, look at it, if your followers are all like this, it is no wonder that since the beginning of Buddhism, the rulers have intermittently and always destroyed Buddha!" ”

Shi Jiabao was also helpless, shook his head and sighed: "Amitabha, my family has a great cause, and it is inevitable that some scum will ruin the reputation of my Buddhism, and this is Middle Earth, the poor monk is the god of Tianzhu, and the affairs of Middle Earth, the poor monk is indeed not very easy to manage......

"Speaking of which......"

Jia Xu suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said to Shi Jiabao: "Since the monks here are all like birds, will the Pure Mind Zen sect also ......?"

it!

Shi Jiabao also suddenly remembered this big problem, and stomped his feet and said: "Then it's still a fart street, hurry up and go back to reading!" ”

Jia Xu nodded in agreement, and then turned his head to see that the temple door was closed, as if he didn't take what he said to heart, Jia Xu was unhappy at that time, and waved his hand at Shi Jiabao, and said: "Jiabao, wait a minute, there is still a little thing to do in the poor road!" ”

After that, without waiting for the release of the bun to plead, Jia Xu shook it with one hand and grabbed it towards the gate of the temple!

A golden light flashed, and a money bag that looked bulging appeared in Jia Xu's hand!

Jia Xu threw it away, threw it to the beggar who was about to be beaten to death by the group of monks, and said: "This is the compensation for this group of monks, Xu has already executed the deduction, you take it and leave first, and now Xu is going to carry out the criminal punishment of contempt for the king's law!" ”

……

Jia Xu looked at the beggar who couldn't move depressedly, and asked Shi Jiabao suspiciously, "Why doesn't he move?" Isn't it too much money? ”

Shi Jiabao sweated profusely and said: "National teacher, you have drawn out all the incense you have given to this temple in the past forty years, even if the emperor Laozi's treasury does not have so much in a year, how can anyone be too little?" ”

"Then why didn't he move...... Jia Xu thought for a long time, and suddenly said in shock: "I, a porcelain toucher, shouldn't be touched by others!?" ”

Shi Jiabao was also shocked in his heart, and hurriedly hit a Buddha light, circled around the beggar a few times, and returned to Shi Jiabao's hand. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Shi Jiabao breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and said angrily to Jia Xu: "National teacher, you can scare the poor monk to death, this is not the present world, how can there be so many porcelain!" He was just killed! ”

When Jia Xu heard that it was not touching porcelain, he also breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said: "It turned out that he was just beaten to death, and he was shocked, and he thought he was going to lose money!" ”

……

"it!"

"it!"

Shi Jiabao and Jia Xu both threw themselves to the beggar's side, compressing and artificial respiration, but no matter how hard they tried, death was death, and the beggar's body had gradually become cold, and he could no longer live......

Shi Jia's bald head was much darker, but he didn't dare to use the spell of resurrection on him, and said with a sad face: "Big brother! Don't die! Let the saints of the Buddha realm know that the poor monks are watching you being beaten to death by a group of fake monks, and they will impeach the poor monks! And also! If this matter is known to media friends, I will not be able to smear my Big Buddha Gate again! ”

Jia Xu also scratched his head worriedly, pinched his fingers and felt that something was wrong, and muttered: "No, according to his fate, it is not a sign of early death, and God will meet a noble person today and make a fortune...... This script is not right......"

Shi Jiayu blinked when he heard this, pointed at Jia Xu and himself, and said with some difficulty: "Could it be that the noble person he will meet is us...... Because he met us, he would have avoided death and would have made a fortune, but we felt that he should not die, so we didn't help him when he was beaten, which caused his life to change, and he hung up here......"

……

The corners of Jia Xu's mouth twitched slightly, and he hesitated: "Let's take it right...... Otherwise, I will be very sad in my heart......"

Shi Jiabao swallowed his saliva, looked at Jia Xu with a blank eye, and said, "What now?" The poor monk has not yet become holy, and he cannot freely enter and exit the Yin and Yang Realm, and now it seems that only the national teacher will go to the underworld first and bring his soul back......"

Jia Xu shook his head and said, "No! It's not that you don't know, you and I have special identities, if you enter the underworld, all the yin souls illuminated by the light of our gods will all be scattered, and you can't harm other innocent souls in order to save him! ”

Shi Jiabao said angrily: "Then don't you leave him alone?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head, and already had a plan in his heart: "It's okay! Xu already has an idea, it's a big deal to let Nezha return to his position in advance! Sandwich buns! With his body and money bag on his back, let's go back to Li Yuanba! ”

Shi Jiabao didn't ink, as soon as he put his hand on his back, he picked up the money bag on the ground, stuffed it into his arms, and rushed towards the Pure Mind Zen without saying a word!

Jia Xu originally wanted to follow, but as soon as he raised his foot, he remembered that he still had something to do!

Looking at the small temple with the gate still closed, Jia Xu smiled coldly: "The widow who offended Xu and the widow who was killed almost violated the rules of heaven!" I can spare you, and heaven will not spare you! ”

After that, Jia Xu pointed to the sky, and instantly rolled up clouds and mist, condensing into thunder!

"Summoning Thunderbolts!"

The thunder fell, and the entire small temple was razed to the ground, and if it weren't for the blackened and stinking ruins that there was once a building here, no one would have thought that it would be reduced to ashes in just a moment's flash......