"Hey, hey!" She couldn't stop laughing, but she quickly reacted and said, "Are you praising me?" How does it feel like you're hurting me? ”

He knew that he had hit her mind, and he must be in a mood at this time, so he continued to add icing on the cake: "The original figure is material, this is innate." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info can continue to learn rich connotations, which is acquired. What is the embodiment of the combination of wisdom and beauty, it is you. I'm just telling the truth, and after that's the joke, and then I feel the heart of it, it's always okay, right? ”

"Okay! Absolutely! She dragged out her voice: "These are all good! I'm not there yet, though. So, tell me more about it! ”

"Talk about it!" He smiled: "The inventory in my stomach has been turned out, there is really no meat joke!" ”

"Phew!" She said angrily, "You don't even believe you when you say this." I guess the meat jokes in your stomach are almost more than encyclopedias! ”

"How much?" He feigned surprise, "You're exaggerating, aren't you?" I really don't have any classics here.,Besides, it's that kind of taste is particularly heavy.,What's the matter.,Even you have to listen to these? ”

"Gotta get it!" She directly said no: "Forget it!" Even you are embarrassed to say a joke, how heavy is the taste? Why don't you change it and say something a little fresh, okay? ”

"Little fresh?" He was already scratching his head next to his phone: "Dear! It's not like you don't know what kind of person I am, which obviously doesn't fit my usual style! ”

"Oops!" She called out coquettishly: "Won't you say something to coax girls?" You know, you are now like Sun Wu training back then, letting the delicate concubine lead the team! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" He smiled in response.

This flower of Xinxijing, who has a hot body and first-class resourcefulness, is really not simple, and since he knew that he loved literary and historical allusions, he was also crazy obsessed with it. For example, the Sun Wu training soldiers and the concubine leading the team just now are talking about Sun Tzu, the allusion of the creator of "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

Sun Wu in the Spring and Autumn Period was famous for his ability to lead troops. One day, King Wu summoned him and asked him if he could train female soldiers. Sun Wu didn't think about it, so he said that there was no problem.

But I didn't expect that this King Wu was also very funny, and he really dialed more than 100 palace maids to Sun Wu to train his troops, including his own concubines, so he wanted to see Sun Wu's jokes.

As a result, this Sun Wu really started training the palace maid formation, and appointed the two favorite concubines of King Wu as captains, and then taught them some basic military movements, and warned them to abide by military orders and not to disobey them.

Unexpectedly, when Sun Wu began to give orders, these palace maids all thought it was funny, and they didn't take it seriously at all, laughing one by one, and they couldn't straighten their waists.

Sun Wu naively thought that he had not spoken clearly, so he repeated it again, emphasizing that the military order was like a mountain. However, when the order was issued again for the second time, the palace maids still only laughed.

This time, Sun Wu was really angry and ordered the two captains to be dragged to beheading, on the grounds that the captains did not take the lead, laughed with their subordinates, and had no way to lead.

At this time, King Wu was in a hurry, and when he heard that he was going to behead his beloved concubine, he hurriedly came to intercede with Sun Wu, but Sun Wu's toughness came up and said loudly: "Since the king has handed them over to me for training, I must manage them in accordance with the rules of the army, and anyone who violates the military order should be punished, there are no exceptions, let alone concubines, not even the king!" ”

As a result, King Wu was also dumbfounded, the king spoke, but it was all a sword, and he could not change his order overnight, so he could only become mute, and watched Sun Wu kill these two beautiful concubine captains.

At this moment, the palace maids saw the heads of the king's two favorite concubines fall to the ground, and their faces immediately turned pale with fright. Sun Wu gave the order for the third time, and no one dared to joke anymore, and everyone obeyed the law.

Since then, the status of Sun Tzu's "Martial Saint" has also been confirmed. Just think about it, even female soldiers can train so well, if male soldiers practice, then they are not invincible in the world! However, there is also controversy in history, you are a "martial saint", you can't even see King Wu's joking thoughts, and take two powerless princesses to sacrifice the flag, it is inevitable to make a big fuss, at least don't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

By quoting this example here, Zhong Wei implies this inverse comparison. You Thangka is familiar with "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and you compare yourself to Sun Wu, but now you are leading troops to fight, such an important job, you still rely on me, a delicate female streamer, to charge into battle for you and kill the enemy on the battlefield. This is a job of licking blood on the knife edge, you don't need anything else, you have to at least coax this girl, okay?

Of course, Thangka understood what she meant, and seeing that there was still time, he didn't shirk anymore, and smiled softly: "Okay! Then I'll talk about a warm one, okay? ”

"Good!" Zhong Wei's voice carried a hint of surprise, "Then I'll listen to it!" ”

He paused slightly: "I read such a post some time ago, saying that it was a mother and father who said something to their daughters and sons, which is very sincere, and I will tell you about it!" ”

She said that her mother told her daughter that when she was angry with a man, she should not quarrel with him, she could not talk or wash his clothes, but she should not quarrel with him. Once you have a fight with a man, don't run outside to show off, he takes a step towards you, you take two steps towards him. ”

Speaking of this, he deliberately paused again to test her reaction, but he only heard her breathing, it seemed that he had listened to it, he couldn't help but smile, and continued: "Mom also said that two people don't always think about face when they are together, two people live a life, face is very important? So how do you live outside? ”

After saying this, he suddenly heard her breathe, knowing that this sentence was just on the hurdle of telling her just now that she didn't have to care too much about whether she didn't have to admit their relationship in person, so he paused again, and after a long while, he continued: "Mom said again, no matter how rich a man is, he still wants to see you waiting for him cleanly." Moreover, what's the use of being too rich, what about people? Where are the people? How much can we spend in this life? Don't buy any luxuries, just live happily! ”

Mom went on to say that there are a lot of good men, and he won't hug other women. But in this kind of society, a lot of bad women will reach out and hug your man. ”

"Mom said again, you decided to be with him, you should have known what kind of person he was a long time ago. So, don't complain about the hard days, since you have chosen him, don't complain about him. ”

"Mom finally said that when a woman and a man are together, everything is fate. Life is impermanent, and we must cherish every day. ”

Speaking of this, he stopped completely, and heard her silent on the other end of the phone, but at this time, silence was better than sound, and it seemed that there were many sighs.

After a long time, seeing that he stopped talking, she said: "You have finished speaking, it seems that there should be a father to tell his son, right?" ”

"Hmm!" He nodded: "You remember it very well!" Yes, what the mother said to her daughter, it has already been said. As for the father, this is what he told his son. Men and women are sensitive, but men are sensitive to things, and if they feel that something is wrong, the more they think about it afterwards, the less it is, so they are not angry. Women, on the other hand, are sensitive to conversation, and a sentence doesn't sound right, and the more they think about it, the more they feel that something is wrong, so they get more and more angry. Because of this, as a man, you have to be considerate of women, anyway, it's just a matter of words, and there is no need to compete with women. Deign to it, pick up more of what she likes to hear, coax her, make her happy, let's be happy, why not? ”

Dad also said that most modern women are working women, working outside the home for a day, especially on that special few days of the month, women are more tired than us, which is an extraordinary physical exhaustion. Therefore, when men and women are together, they must be able to share the responsibility. For example, it is normal to do some household chores that you can. The housework is tedious but not heavy, and it is a kind of psychological fatigue to repeat it every day. We often say: men and women match, work without tiredness, this method is also applicable at home. The principle of doing housework and eating is the same: fight for the insufficient, let the surplus. ”

"Dad also said that his own woman hurts, if there is another man in this world who loves your woman more than you, then you are not far from trouble."

"Dad finally said that if a woman calls you dear, you have to shoulder the responsibility of a man, and you must be like a big tree, so that your woman snuggles up to you like a bird. After you are with her, you must love her and spoil her. After all, she gave up her entire paradise to follow you for your sake. Especially when a woman is in tears, don't blame her, whether she misses her mother, gets angry, is wronged, or touches the scene. The most important thing you need to do is to take her into your arms, let her cry happily, and then wipe the tears off her face, and say don't cry, do you know how ugly you cry, okay, the clothes will be borrowed from you to wipe your nose. That's it! ”

"Oops!" Hearing him say this, she couldn't help but let out an excited voice on the other end of the phone, "Mom and dad said it so well, but as daughters and sons, how many can we listen to and do?" ”

He stopped, let her sigh, and finally followed her words and continued to ask, "Yes! Parents say very well, it is all the foundation of life, every word of proverbs, but can those of us who are children really listen to it and put it into action? ”

After saying this, he immediately fell silent, and heard her sigh on the other end of the phone.

But before she finished sighing, he coughed lightly and aggravated his tone: "Wei'er, I don't dare to say anything else, but I can guarantee this, I will definitely be able to do what my father said to my son!" ”

"I know! I know! I know you can do it! She was already sobbing on the other end of the phone: "I have known it all along, so I don't have any ideas, I just am willing to be your woman, even if I go to the sword mountain and the sea of fire with you, I have no hesitation!" ”