"Hey, hey!" He laughed: "I'm not the emperor of Japan, why don't I squeeze others to compete for caesarean section at every turn?" Recently, isn't there a commemoration of the 70th anniversary of the victory of the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression? This emperor is extremely unpopular, so don't say anything about caesarean section or anything like that, you better speak to me better! ”

"Haha!" She couldn't stop laughing: "I didn't say that you are the emperor of Japan, this is something that anyone with a discerning eye can see." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info you, it is really more powerful than the A-share crash that shocked the world some time ago! This A-share plummeted, and the run made people bankrupt, that is, they just grabbed the rooftop and jumped down. But if I offend you, jumping down won't solve the problem, only seppuku to thank the world. Think about it, just these two analogies are enough to see how terrible you are! ”

"Am I so terrible? I'm about to become a big demon when you say it! He didn't deny it, just smiled: "By the way, there is a detail to remind you!" I just said that you are a person with a master, such a beautiful flower of Xijing, put on an intercom headset for a while, but everyone can hear what they say. You can't call me a demon like that anymore, okay? ”

"Haha!" She laughed: "So there are still times when you are afraid!" I thought you were really not afraid of heaven and earth! ”

"Yes!" His voice returned to the essence of a scoundrel: "I have nothing to fear! If you want to say that in front of everyone, I'm sorry! The idol in the hearts of so many people is so familiar with me, and they are still open-mouthed. Speaking of which, I still have face! If someone asks me, I'll just expose the old man and say that the boyfriend you are talking about is me. Anyway, when I went to Crouching Tiger Town, I also wanted to leave the world behind with you, so I hid in this town and went to the street to buy vegetables every day, who was afraid of whom? ”

"Alas!" This sentence obviously hit the softest place in her heart, so she sighed faintly, but it was obviously enough to hear, and her heart was very happy.

Probably talking about the experience of him being demoted to Crouching Tiger Town two years ago, when she was indeed the only one standing by his side. In fact, I didn't expect him to have anything in return, but I didn't expect him to remember it so clearly until now!

If you win souls like this, what more can you ask for?

So, while she sighed, her words also revealed infinite tenderness: "Okay! Knowing you're great, there's nothing you'll be afraid of! I'm scared of you, okay? Don't worry, put on the intercom headset you set up for a unified channel in a while, and I'll be in control! But I have one condition right now! ”

"Oh?" He frowned slightly, "That's it, what are the conditions?" Let's hear it, what conditions are you going to put forward at this critical juncture? ”

"Hee-hee!" She laughed, "It's nothing! I just thought that if I had to contact through the intercom channel for a while, it would not be as convenient as it is now. So, just one request, at the beginning of the intercom, you can accompany me to use this mobile phone to talk a little longer, or tell a joke, at least don't let me hang up the phone so quickly, and you have to insist on walking to the opposite side of your command car. ”

"Good!" He smiled heartily, and accepted her desire to talk more to himself, so he said badly: "That's okay!" Let's talk a little longer! What did you just say and want to hear a joke? Then I'll tell you a few, okay? ”

"Okay!" She smiled softly, "It's pretty much the same! ”

"Alright! Then I'll briefly mention two! He smiled: "It can be regarded as the first time you have participated in such an important battle, so you can relax and relax!" ”

"Good! Good! Good! She is like returning to her girlhood: "Welcome the most knowledgeable and shameless Professor Tang in history to open the altar to teach!" ”

"Hey, hey!" He was not afraid to come, and accepted all the titles she said, "Good! Since you think I'm shameless, I'm going to tell you a cheeky little joke to see if it looks like me? ”

"Say it!" She said coquettishly: "I can't wait!" ”

"Good!" He cleared his throat and uttered a joke: "Say earlier, I still crowded the bus when I commuted to and from work. There was a big beautiful woman sitting next to me, absolutely captivating. Because it was so beautiful, I couldn't help but take a few more looks. As a result, this beautiful woman found out, and after blushing, she asked me: 'Hey! What to see? How could I be frightened by her, so I immediately answered: 'I'm sorry, I'm sick! This time, it was the turn of this beautiful woman to be stupid, and she thought that I was a skilled plastic surgeon, or a Chinese medicine doctor who could look at people and judge people by their appearance, so she asked me with doubt: 'Are you a doctor?' I was delighted and immediately laughed and replied: 'No!' I'm not a doctor, I'm a scoundrel! As a result, this beautiful woman not only did not get angry, but thought I was very interesting, and chatted with me happily all the way! ”

"Hahaha!" When she heard this, she laughed out loud, and it took a long time before she stopped laughing and said, "It's not a joke, it's the real thing that happened to you, right?" Tell me honestly, did you get this woman to get her hands on her, and then dump someone else? ”

He smiled: "Haha! Look at your jealous look! Just talk about it, after listening to this, isn't it still quite cola, and there is a loud laugh, isn't it? ”

She seemed to be familiar with his method of grafting, but she was not angry because of it: "Okay! You're used to being a scoundrel anyway! Let's talk about one more, I still want to have fun again, I was so nervous just now! ”

"Still talking?" He laughed out loud, thinking that it was better not to refuse her, so he thought for a moment and continued: "Okay! Then let's talk about another down-to-earth one! When I was riding the bus today, a buddy sitting next to me accidentally dropped his mobile phone at the feet of a girl in a skirt next to me. The girl was startled, and suddenly covered her skirt with both hands, probably because she was afraid that this buddy would spy under her skirt by picking up her mobile phone. Unexpectedly, this guy smiled indifferently and said: 'Don't be afraid, sister, I'll pick it up when you get out of the car!' The girl was immediately stunned, thinking that this buddy was very sensible, so she smiled at him and said, "Big brother, you are really a good person, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you!" After that, he lowered his head and played with his phone again. As a result, a few stops later, after the girl got off the car, the guy next to me silently picked up the phone, only I could see it clearly next to me, and the guy smiled evilly and quietly turned off the camera function. It turned out that he had deliberately turned on the camera and threw his phone under the girl's seat, just to take a picture of the scenery under her skirt! ”

"Hahaha!" She couldn't help but laugh and laughed: "You guy, you're really clever enough!" As far as I can see, it's not your buddy at all, it's your own business. I was just killed, so I deliberately changed the protagonist this time, but it's actually you, right? ”

He didn't pick up her stubble at all, and continued: "Look at your stupid appearance, aren't you telling jokes? Why do you always dig into whether it's my real thing, is it interesting? ”

Before she could reply, he said, "All right! I know you haven't heard it before, so wait for you to tell a real story, do you want to hear it! ”

"Good! All right! Her voice was particularly nice when she laughed: "It's rare for you to be so active, say it quickly!" Say it! ”

"There was a time when I went to the gym after work. I don't know why, but I often see a few foreign girls with super figures. Over time, the coach next door to me gradually developed a very unique description of them. When these beauties came, the people didn't arrive, and the breasts came first. When leaving, the person is gone, and the ass is still ......"

She didn't react until he paused for a moment before asking, "Finished?" ”

"yes!" He laughed, "You don't react so slowly, do you?" I'm not talking about a bad joke! It seems that these foreign girls with wonderful bodies are about the same size as your devil! ”

"Nasty!" She said angrily: "You men, all you think about all day long are either women's breasts or buttocks, and you also call it what kind of convex and backward curls, are women nothing else besides these two!" ”

He smiled evilly: "What's the solution, these are the two parts that leave the deepest memories when I was a child." Freud's famous sentence, whether it is a man or a woman, the impulse of affection is closer to the ** impulse based on sexual instinct. Men, on the other hand, are animals that think with their lower bodies. Tell me, this example just now is such a classic interpretation of Mr. Fergu's famous sentence, but don't you think it's funny? ”

"That's it!" She smiled: "I just thought you hadn't finished speaking!" It's still interesting to think about it now. It must be this sexy coach, and you colored men, who usually only remember the big breasts and buttocks of these foreign hot girls. So, before they came, they wanted to see their chests fluttering as they walked through the door. And although they are gone, the tight buttocks left by the back are still deeply imprinted in my mind, lingering for a long time, as if they haven't left yet, right? ”

"Hahaha!" He burst out laughing: "Or you explain it well!" It seems that when I tell this paragraph to others in the future, I will have to attach your explanation. Otherwise, the slightly stupid ones won't be able to react at all, and they will think I'm talking about a bad joke! ”

"Hee-hee!" She laughed out loud, but soon heard his implication, "Nasty! You guy, are you going around the bend and calling me stupid? ”

"Hey!" He lowered his voice: "You're not stupid! Don't you know, the first time you saw me at that time, it was in Ewha Bay, you five beauties came together, and everyone present, including your good sisters, thought you were the kind of big-chested and brainless person. As a result, it only took a few days to fully verify that they are all gone, you are not only big-chested, but also bright, and you won the championship in the host TV contest in one fell swoop! Later things proved to be the case, every time I think that you have the advantage of big breasts and fat buttocks, but the iron-like results often prove that you really win, or your smart brain, am I right? ”