Chapter Seventy-Three: On the Importance of PM 2:5
Everyone walked towards the underground hall while chatting with Zhang Sanmad, and Yalian looked at the huge underground cave and asked curiously, "Is the ground low here?" It's so big that I can't help but be amazed. ”
Fu said proudly: "Hehe, it's big!" In the past, it was just an ordinary underground cave, but after continuous excavation and construction by the predecessors, it has become a huge hidden sanctuary today! And it continues to expand until now~ Its total area is even larger than the headquarters! ”
After speaking, Fu didn't forget to say: "You have to be careful not to get lost, Yalian~, there were people who got lost here for more than two weeks and almost starved to death"
Speaking of this, Zhang Mo, who was walking in front, turned dark, and seemed to recall something bad.
Hearing that Lost Yalian was also a little panicked, Zhang Sanmad said to Yalian: "Then you are miserable!" You're a well-known expert at getting lost in the Order, and if you do get lost here, you're going to starve to death. ”
Yalian said in a cold sweat: "In the future, I must walk with people who know the road, and definitely don't walk by myself, let me be hungry or something, I feel terrible when I think about it." ”
"Then Yalian, you have to follow me in the future, you must know that I am not famous for my combat effectiveness in the Order, but my extraordinary wisdom~ With my IQ of up to 250, I even surpassed Komki, and I forgot to draw inferences from three or three nights nine times when I saw it, and it was me who said it nine times."
Fu sneered: "Hmph! Don't talk big~ You bastard, I see that you are not known for your wisdom but for your stupidity, if you let yourself go here, you will definitely starve to death in the end! But ~ it would be nice if that was the case. ”
Zhang San said madly and disdainfully: "You say that I am like an imbecile, and you look down on me too much, I want to go out and forget to take medicine and pick up a knife, so I cut down seven or eight ~ Even the dean has to respect me for three points, not only don't you dare to deduct my food expenses, but also give me benefits and send me to Jushan for free to study in mental illness!" ”
"What do these things you are talking about have to do with your IQ, it's just that the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth." Fu complained.
"How can I be a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth? I'll let you take a closer look at the uncle's cherry mouth~" Zhang San said madly to Fu.
"Bastard, don't post it~ I'm going to kill you." Fu didn't expect that this bastard, who made her very unhappy, would openly tease her.
"Don't make a fuss, get to the place."
Zhang Mo, who was on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, stopped the two from fighting, and pointed to the place in front of him, this was the tip of the iceberg in the huge underground temple, the empty cave was very dim, only the crystal mist floating in the air was illuminating the cave.
This never-before-seen spectacle in front of him not only amazed Aaron: "Is this smoke or why does the fog glow?" ”
Zhang San picked his nose madly and said: "Yalian, what kind of eyes do you have, this is clearly haze, PM2.5, you don't know, this is a secret weapon quietly developed by China against the laser weapon of capitalist countries!" It's bullish, it is said that not only can it reflect lasers, but it can also be used as a biological weapon, and it can cause cancer if you smoke too much. ”
Zhang Mo shook his head and said, "Ahem~ It's not the kind of thing he said at all, this fog of Yalian is the holiness that was originally on your left arm." ”
"~ Yalian, your little left has been upgraded to a haze like this, can Zhang Mo upgrade the foot I threw in the trash can."
"Mr. Zhang Sanmad, please don't interrupt again, otherwise please go out!" Zhang Mo said angrily.
Yalian didn't care about Zhang San's crazy interruption or anything, and asked with concern, "What?" This fog is my left hand? ”
Zhang Mo said solemnly: "This is not fog"
"That's right! It's not fog, it's haze! Zhang Sanmad interrupted again.
"Please get out!" A bright red cross on Zhang Mo's head.
"It's not smog, is it smoke from burning straw? Isn't there a sign now that says: Burn straw in the morning, go to jail in the afternoon? Somebody is going to arrest us? ”
"I've said it's holy! Are you deaf? Get the hell out of here! Zhang Mo said patiently.
"Presumptuous! You little man, you are one meter five tall, and you dare to talk to me like this, who gave you the courage. ”
Hearing Zhang Sanmad say this, Fu and Weng's faces froze, and they wanted to have an accident, height is a taboo for Zhang Mo, and sure enough, Zhang Mo's complexion turned from red to white, from white to blue, from blue to purple, from purple to black, like neon signs~ Yalian on the side tilted his head and looked unclear, and he couldn't figure out what was wrong with these people.
Zhang Mo, who is 29 years old with Kaumyi, and 15-year-old Yalian are tall on one side, so height is Zhang Mo's eternal pain, and now Zhang Mo has countless grass and mud horses in his heart and said angrily: "Come on~ Drag this bastard out for me and shoot him for five minutes, this person is extremely heinous and will be shot and then fed to the dog." ”
Zhang San was crazy and flipped through his pockets without hurrying, and said: "Eh~ I forgot that I still have a jade photo of Li Nali, this one is so beautiful, I really don't want to show it to others." ”
Zhang Mo knelt on the ground and said, "Please not!" Please feel free to insult me~ Finally, be sure to give me this photo. ”
After putting away the photo, Zhang Mo coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment, and continued: "It's not fog, it's just that the holiness has lost its shape and become particles, usually the holiness will disappear to the extent that only particles are left, but your holiness is not!" I even saved you, and I haven't lost the power of the God's Crystal until now, as for why we can't explain this, we can only say that you are a favored existence by God. ”
Yalian anxiously asked, "Then Mr. Mo, what can I do to restore the power of holiness!" I have to get my strength back as soon as possible. ”
Zhang Mo scratched his head and said, "It's not for nothing that you want to regain your strength, as long as you can weaponize you, you can fight again." ”
"Huh?" Aaron wondered.
"From now on, you have to unleash these scattered holy particles to restore them into a magic weapon, but your holiness is completely different now, and it will be very difficult for you to activate it again, Aaron, so be mentally prepared."
"So Yalian can't be a few days after Yang passes~ Then I'm left with a woman and man who has lost his footing? I'm really a dog, it seems that my leg is chopped for nothing, is there a subsidy for the disabled, can I be counted as a work injury, did the church buy me insurance, said that the five insurances and one housing fund? Zhang Sanmad said to Zhang Mo with a pitiful look.
"You can't count this as a work injury, it can only count as self-harm! And you're a traitor now, so don't think about subsidies or anything."
"No, the Order, this is a blatant crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, I was obviously wronged~ And I cut myself off in order to comfort my brother, how can I be regarded as a representative of China's good friends who are disabled and strong, you can open a back door for me as a leader, you don't give face so much, how can I brag to others in the future that there are people above me."
"Who is to blame for cutting it down without asking anyone? Lao Tzu is now poor jingle pants worn for more than a week has not been changed, I also have to be responsible for the branch chores, since becoming the branch head has not slept a good night's sleep, obviously all run three people, the height is only one meter five, I wear the height of the inner increase can not reach the waist of others, twenty-nine years old and still beat singles, who can be worse than me! ~Woo woo woo~" Zhang Mo couldn't help but whiner and cried.
Zhang San burst into tears and said: "You are much worse than ordinary demons, although I sympathize with you, but this is not the king of China's miserable ~ No matter how miserable you are, you have to pay your salary, Komuki owes me more than a year's salary This is an IOU, seeing that you are so miserable, I don't care what benefits you want, you can report my salary." ”
Seeing Zhang Sanmad chasing Zhang Mo to ask for an account, Fu was sweating profusely and said to Yalian: "Is this guy usually like this?" How did you endure it. ”
Aaron smiled bitterly: "Actually, the crazy brother is quite good, and my partners and I have been taken care of by him, so it should be considered." Yalian thought back to what Zhang Sanmad usually did, except to make trouble in the past, in addition to making trouble, although many times it was under the influence of Zhang Sanmad that he was safe, but once he thought about it, Zhang Sanmad disturbed both the Millennium Earl and the Black Order, and Yalian was sweating profusely.
"Okay, don't mention money to me in the future, it hurts feelings, Aaron! Vu will train you until you regain your strength, so you're busy, I'll go. Zhang Mo ran away in a panic, obviously afraid that Zhang San would ask for an account.
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ps: Updated~ I decided to let the protagonist transform into a disguised monster in the near future, if you are interested, you can guess when Comrade Zhang Sanmad will transform into a disguised monster, guess right and have a prize! And this week, I'm going to challenge the limit and update every day!.