Chapter Seventy-Four: The Battle of the Melon King
"Aaron, you must fight with all your might! I'll leave it to you here. Zhang Mo and Weng Li said on the side.
"Really, my responsibility is not to be a babysitter for the little ghost~ Stupid Amo!" Coming out of the branch seal gate, Aaron couldn't help but be surprised when he saw this scene.
Zhang Mo explained: "Fu is not a human, she is a crystalline derived from the 'Guardian Spirit' created by my great-grandfather, which means that Fu is a warrior of the Guardian Branch. ”
Hearing Zhang Mo's explanation, Zhang Sanmad took a needle and pricked Fu's body interestingly, and found that the needle couldn't penetrate at all, Fuqiang couldn't help but say, "What are you doing?" ”
"Don't get me wrong! I just want to see if you can leak."
"Bastard! What do you think of me~ Suffer death. Fu was furious, Zhang Mo thought that if Zhang Sanmad continued to make trouble, he would probably not be able to do anything today, so in desperation, Zhang Mo risked his life to stop the two from messing around, and gave Zhang Sanmad twenty yuan to send him out shopping.
Fu's arm turned into a scythe: "Walker, I'm very strong~ But be careful." ”
Rumble~
Fu disappeared in an instant, and even Yalian, who was experienced in combat, could hardly find out where Fu was.
Swish~
"I said you had to give it your all!" Fu came to Aaron, who was in no hurry to dodge and was kicked squarely.
Bang bang~
"Uh-wreck!" Aaron was kicked out and spat blood, apparently not lightly.
The fighting Fu and the usual are completely different, without the usual frizz, all attacks can be calmly judged, and there is no chance for Yalian to fight back, "Kid show his real skills!" If you don't initiate holiness, you're really going to die! ”
Zhang Mo looked at the battlefield with a heavy face, if this continues, Yalian may really die! , Zhang Mo muttered in his mouth: "Actual combat is the best way to activate holiness, and the sense of crisis can make people evolve extremely quickly, and when they are forced to the end of the mountain, their potential will open up a way to live!" Although I think about it this way, looking at the current appearance of Aaron, it still seems that such a strategy is a little too dangerous. ”
Yalian, who was beaten and had no power to fight back, got up firmly, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and said, "I'm going to make a decision on this way of life!" I'm going to take as many attacks as there are! ”
Yalian's speed has become faster, although it is still a little reluctant to dodge Fu's attack, but it is much better than before, Fu's combat skills are very rich, and Yalian has no power to fight back, and the loss of the holy Yalian is still a little too reluctant against the guardian spirit of the branch.
"Is Aaron beating her ~ a man? Can't be cowardly~ Hard up! Harden up! ~。 Zhang Sanmad shouted while holding a watermelon.
Zhang Mo saw Zhang Sanmad, the troublemaker, coming back, and said with a bad look: "Didn't I give you twenty yuan to go out for a walk, why did you come back again?" ”
"I spent the little money you gave me to buy two watermelons, so I can only come back~ This is the melon king picked from the melon field! The big watermelon in the sand is sweet,"
Weng and Zhang Mo looked at the two giant watermelons that Zhang Sanmad put aside, and thought to themselves, "The melon king is worth twenty yuan, you stole it." ”
"How can such an upright person as me steal anything, I gave him all my savings, and the twenty yuan, but I bought it while the old man was in the melon field! I didn't tell him because he looked like he was enjoying it. ”
Boom~
Fu's scythe made the tiger and the tiger, coupled with his own speed advantage, forced Yalian to a desperate point, and the knife was close to Yalian's vital point, if it wasn't for Yalian's reaction fast enough, he might have been cut in half.
Call~
"Oops!" Aaron was shocked! At this time, Aaron had no way to avoid Fu's attack, and he had no way to dodge but watch the scythe approach to his neck.
"Come on, Aaron! Don't lose to that woman whatever, I've bet five cents on you! You're going to have to fight for me!. ”
Fu, who was about to cut Yalian's neck, suddenly stopped and said angrily: "You bastard, my name is Fu, you deliberately can't call the old lady's name, and a few of you guys~ I'm fighting so hard here, how can it be reasonable for you to sit there and eat watermelon, I'm not fighting~ I'm going back to sleep." ”
"If I continue to fight, my head will be separated," Aaron couldn't help but be afraid.
At night, Yalian and Zhang Sanmad, who had bandaged their wounds, chatted in the bedroom: "Yalian, you are too vegetable, you can't even beat her, but fortunately, she doesn't fight a tie, or my spicy noodles will be gone." ”
I'm sorry, crazy brother, when I saw you and Miss Fu playing, it was obviously very simple, but I," Yalian said as he recalled the scene of Zhang Sanmad and Fu fighting along the way.
"It's not that Fu is too strong, but you haven't mastered the skills to defeat the enemy!" Speaking of which, Zhang Sanmad didn't forget to stuff a banana into his mouth.
"The skill of defeating the enemy?"
"No hurry! I'll wait until I'm done eating this bunch of bananas. ”
Yalian smiled bitterly: "Please, crazy brother!." ”
"I told you at the beginning, I'm a martial arts master, I'm very powerful, my master gave me the nickname Huoyun Evil God! When I lived in the Abnormal Human Research Center, he took me as an apprentice because I gave him an egg, so my kung fu is also very powerful~, I'll teach you two tricks now. ”
Aaron waved his hand and said, "Huh? But I heard from my master that Chinese kung fu is very difficult to practice, and it is difficult to get started after practicing it for a lifetime. ”
Zhang Sanmad waved his hand and said with a look of contempt: "It's not difficult to practice!" Take the five methods of fighting that my master taught me, electric cannons! Flying feet! Big Neck Slipper! Big-eared thunder! Heart-warming! , these are all extremely lethal and very easy to learn tricks! ”
Yalian looked surprised, obviously he, an unknown Englishman, was fooled by Zhang Sanmad.
Zhang Sanmad continued: "Let's take the big-eared thunder palm method first, stretch out the five fingers, take a deep breath to the dantian, send the blood of the whole body to the force, and then the palm of the hand is round into a shield, with the strength of the whole body, with a strong wind, draw a beautiful arc in the air, straight to the other party's cheek, "snap" a crisp sound, and the mouth has to be fiercely with a sentence: "Are you convinced?" ”
Practice to the extreme, even without using the palm of your hand with the back of your hand, fast and accurate, four or two thousand pounds, and the enemy who beats with a bang has no power to fight back! Although this move is mediocre in its lethality, it is extremely insulting, and it causes more damage to the mind than the body.
"It sounds like a lot of power, but it's not for our fight."
"It's nothing! The essence of this school is actually in the trick of 'heart-warming feet', the moment you raise your legs, the word "I" will sound in your mouth at the same time, and the tail sound must be long, so that the opponent can't figure out the routine. And the legs also need to be full of explosive power, so this "Nima" must be called crisp, bright, and clean! Masters such as me, after the end of the exercise, there will be additional words such as "roll over, baby cow...". ”
Araen was sweating profusely, thinking that these tactics were worse than those used by those who collected debts from him.
"Actually, I'm joking with you, after all, I'm going to try your resolve too, it seems you're okay." Zhang Sanmad looked deeply pleased
Yalian couldn't help but secretly said in his heart: "It's so unreliable~ Don't learn it"
Zhang Sanmad picked up another banana and said: "You see this is an ordinary banana, ordinary people like to peel off the skin from the top, but this is not the best way, I like to pick it from the tail so that you can eat the banana very easily, do you understand?" ”
"I don't know very well." Aaron shook his head and said embarrassedly,
Zhang Sanmad nodded and said, "That's right, in fact, I don't understand what I'm talking about." ”
"Crazy brother, that's actually okay if I don't learn."
"If you say that if you don't learn, you won't learn, then I'm very faceless! I, Zhang San, have been crazy for 800 years in the north and south of the river, and I have been teaching the 'Huoyun Evil God' to punch the Nanshan Nursing Home! Kick Beihai Kindergarten! ”
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"Wake up! It's three poles in the sun! Zhang Sanmad sat at the head of the bed, ignoring the fact that he had heard him flicker until late last night and shouted Yalian, who had not slept well.
Yalian sat up, rubbed his eyes sleepily, and said without energy: "~ What's the matter, crazy brother?" It's only five o'clock in the morning, and breakfast isn't okay yet."
Yalian couldn't resist the sleepiness and seemed to be going to sleep again, you must know that Yalian would definitely not be able to get up if he didn't get up easily, Zhang Sanmad calmly took out a fragrant roast chicken from his arms and put it in front of Yalian's nose.
"Huh? It's so fragrant~ I really want to eat it," Yalian, who was sleeping fragrantly, asked with a drooling saliva after smelling the roast chicken.
Under a series of harassment by Zhang Sanmad, Yalian could only wake up, Yalian rubbed his eyes and asked with a little temper: "Really, crazy brother, what are you going to do?" ”
"Young people should be a little energetic, do you understand when you smell the chicken~ I just smelled the roast chicken for you, and you really got up."
As a foodie, Aaron said: "Roast chicken? I'm going to eat it too. ”
Zhang Sanmad protected the roast chicken and said: "This is me~ But if you fight with me, whoever wins the prize is this chicken!" ”
Yalian finally couldn't screw Zhang Sanmad and was dragged to the training ground with sleepiness, Zhang Sanmad said: "You have to be careful~ I won't show mercy to my subordinates." ”
Because Zhang Sanmad is paddling in battle all the year round, he will fish and mix up if he doesn't pay attention, so Yalian has not seen much of the scene where Zhang Sanmad and others really fight, Yalian knows that the person named Zhang Tiance is very powerful, but he is a little negligent about Zhang Sanmad.
"Eat me with a volley!" Zhang Sanmad put on a fighting posture, and Yalian couldn't help but seriously cover his face with his arms.
Eh
The reason why Zhang Sanmad fell and gnawed was that his volley flying foot needed one foot to fly into the air with the help of the other foot to kick people, and Zhang Sanmad now only has one foot, and if he wants to kick someone, he can't fly, and he can't kick anyone when he flies. ”
"Mom~ I forgot that I still have one foot missing, and this is a fart."
Zhang Sanmad jumped up and rushed towards Yalian, and punched Yalian's arm, Yalian frowned, Zhang Sanmad's strength couldn't help but surprise him, Zhang Sanmad's attack became extremely fast, to put it mildly, it was despicable and shameless, and all the tricks were hit to the point, so that Yalian was overwhelmed and could only defend passively.
"Rogue Fist! Black dog crotch! ”
"Crazy brother, you're so nasty~" Aaron dodged in embarrassment.
"I'm activating your sense of crisis, and I've said that I'm not going to show mercy, and I got up at three o'clock today and went to the infirmary to steal two pieces of 'Supili', and now I feel cute~. (Supli!) A drug that suppresses mental illness)"
"Crazy brother, you actually took medicine indiscriminately, no wonder I think you are a little abnormal today."
"We haven't fought in a long time! Let's have a good fight today," Zhang Sanmad picked up a brick from the ground and went to Yalian's head!
Yalian didn't dodge this moment~ exclaimed: "Huh~~!" Crazy brother, why do you still use bricks as weapons, this is too much. ”
"Slab bricks are one of the top ten murder weapons in the rivers and lakes, and they can be seen everywhere, which is convenient, fast and economical! And the son once said: Fight with bricks, according to the head, it is not appropriate to mess up, do not care anymore, do not care about death, if you die, you will pull down, and if you don't die, you will continue to care! ”
"Damn~ so despicable"
In fact, after the exorcist gets the holiness, it will become more and more powerful, and the place that affects its power is in the synchronization rate with the holiness, the higher the synchronization rate, the more power the exorcist can receive, the more the body can be strengthened, the synchronization rate is higher than 100%, you can get the power close to God, but how difficult it is to break through the synchronization rate of 100%, the entire order can break through 100% on the surface, and there are only five marshals
Zhang Sanmad has five holiness, but the tragedy is that the synchronization rate of each of his holiness is only ten percent, you must know that the synchronization rate of ten percent is extremely dangerous, and it is very easy to be eaten by the holy backlash and become the kind of thing to blame, but fortunately, now these holiness are not in his hands except for the Weitian Pillar, which is all in the headquarters of the Black Order, and the holiness has the ability to give life to the dead, from the puppet singer Lala, the coffin of the Virgin of Marshal Claus, the master of Aaron, and then to be inexplicably made by Zhang Sanmad with a holy Weitian Pillar with independent consciousness, from here it can be seen that holiness is not simple, it has the power of God, not that the more holiness it has, the stronger it is, but in the synchronization rate.
"Aaron, if you don't take it seriously, I'll kill you, you must know that it is not illegal to kill people with mental illness."
Yalian gasped in embarrassment, at this time Yalian was already bloody, Zhang Sanmad said that he would not show mercy to his subordinates, it was really not a lie, Zhang Mo, Fu and others who were watching the battle on the sidelines could see that Zhang Sanmad was stronger than Yalian! And it's not a little bit stronger, if Yalian can survive Fu's attack, but as long as Zhang Sanmad wants to, he can kill him and unlike Fu, Zhang Sanmad and Yalian are fighting under fair conditions, after all, both sides are not holy now, one has a broken hand and one broken foot, and when Fu and Yalian fought, it was completely Fu who was in full state to unilaterally crush Yalian.
"What a despicable person, I didn't expect to make the trick so reasonable, just, and bright." Fu complained.
Zhang Mo broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Although it is a little despicable and shameless, this can stimulate Yalian's sense of crisis more quickly and let him reactivate the saint."
Clean. ”
The battle has reached a fever pitch~ Zhang Mo also pinched a cold sweat, and could only pray that Zhang San would not be crazy and suddenly get nervous and kill Yalian.
"Crazy brother, I really didn't expect you to be so powerful and beat me so embarrassed"
Zhang Sanmad said seriously: "Are you going to admit defeat?" ”
"Nope! I will not give up this path, and I want to apologize for despising the crazy brother just now! Sure enough, I'm still immature, so I'm still going to ask you crazy brother! Please. Aaron wiped the water that flowed out.
Zhang Sanmad laughed after hearing this: "Hahahahaha~ Very good!" ”
Hearing Zhang San's crazy laughter, Yalian was stunned, thinking that it could be that the crazy brother was sick at this time, if this is the case, he may be in danger of dying today.
Zhang Sanmad jumped on the high platform and said condescendingly to Yalian: "Very good~ You have finally regained your fighting spirit!" Sure enough, my idea is correct, Aaron, listen up! What I teach you is not boxing or swordsmanship, but skill! Fighting skills ~ is the technique of fighting the enemy! , When fighting, too much routine, mechanical, and light may be yin to death, so you have to have your own fighting style\"
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