Chapter 89: Speed Fish
Afterwards, Phantom Sea still conveyed Urahan Yusuke's worries to Mori Jingyu. However, Phantom Sea also knew that she didn't want to have too much to do with Pu Fan, who was labeled as a spirit world, and everyone had their own ambitions, so she didn't say good things about Pu Fan again.
Although Sen Jingyu said that she didn't plan to be a group with Pu Fan to fight monsters together, she accepted this concern. If you have to go back, go to the underworld to find records and check the archives of the year.
Before that, you should make a trip to Tong Shou Town. Some time ago, she has been busy with the tasks of the association, and now that the assessment of the association has come to an end, Ye Yuechun has brought a bunch of company work to remind her that she should be on the show to brush up and save her sense. There happens to be a place of work in Tongmori Town.
Taking advantage of the fact that the announcement time was in the evening, she could go over early and visit Narusuke Tsukino at Tong Shou Elementary School. The first is to recover the spirit that Narusuke Sashino surrendered and take it to hell to do his work, and the second is to help him so that he will not starve himself to death after running out of food.
As usual, the bell rang in the reception room with the cake waiting for the end of school, and as evening approached, Mori Shizuha felt a demonic aura with the smell of sea approaching Narusuke Tsukino's class.
She doesn't like to meddle in things, but this is class time, and if Teacher Ah Ming fights with the monsters, it is easy to affect the children. She immediately ran towards Narusuke Tsukino's class.
When I opened the door, I saw a mermaid sitting on the podium panting, and the children in the audience seemed to know her. Instead, Sen Jingyu suddenly opened the door of the classroom and startled them.
Seeing Sen Jingyu holding a psychic stick in her hand, Inaba Xiangzi hurriedly explained: "Sister Jingyu, Speed Fish is not a bad monster. ”
Glancing at her, and then at the harmless-looking speedfish, Sen Jingyu nodded, put away the spirit stick and said, "I know, it was the mermaid who saved Teacher Ah Ming on the beach last time, right?" Teacher Ah Ming later sued me. Narusuke Tsukino was tricked by the old monk of the temple into using his spiritual power to revive the dried fish that had been dried into a dried fish, and later he was seriously injured on the beach to save the drowning child, thanks to the fish to heal his wounds with blood.
"It's okay, the teacher is a good person, and I haven't finished repaying his kindness." Quickfish is full of gratitude to Narusuke Tsushino. The mermaid's way to repay her kindness is to let her benefactor eat her flesh and live forever, not to mention that when she was caught by humans later, the teacher rescued her, and a little blood is not enough to repay the kindness!
“…… What a good boy who knows how to repay his kindness. Mori Shizuha cast a sympathetic look at Narusuke Tsukino, who had received the Good Guy Card again.
It is said that this mermaid's brain is super blunt, and the side effect of using her flesh and blood is that the IQ is pulled to the same level, and for a while after being rescued, Narusuke Sakuno couldn't even calculate the addition and subtraction of single digits, thinking that his career as a teacher was about to end, so he deliberately called and choked up to discuss with her about changing jobs. Thankfully, the effectiveness of mermaid blood quickly wore off.
In contrast, the 800 bhikshunis who ate the meat of the fish were even worse. In the past 800 years, relatives and friends have passed away one by one, but she can't kill herself, and because she has assimilated into a negative IQ due to the side effects of human mermaids, she has failed to learn anything and do anything, so miserable, so miserable. Eight hundred years later, I finally found the fast fish, and learned that the fast fish was willing to use his raw liver to relieve the magic of mermaid meat, and was very moved, and turned around to find that the fast fish had already dug up the raw liver and cooked it, and stupidly asked her what sauce to add, and then learned that the new liver would have to wait three hundred years to grow...... Seeing that hope was shattered in an instant, I longed to go with the wind......
#这是报恩还是报仇? #
#论好心救起一条人鱼的悲剧人生#
#接受人鱼报恩的代价实在太大 - What can I do to save you, my IQ#
Not wanting to hear the topic of repaying the favor from Shoyu anymore, Narusuke Sashino hurriedly stopped Mori Jingyu from continuing the conversation with Swiftfish: "Put those things aside for the time being!" Speedfish, why do you want to be a new salmon? He received such a big courier and thought that he could finally add food and eat meat, but he didn't expect that the package was opened and it was a live mermaid, and he was overjoyed.
"Huh? Does the teacher prefer pickled dried fish? ”
"That's not what I meant! What are you doing here? "Look at the noisy children, it's impossible to go to class anyway, Narusuke Tsukino didn't ask Mori Shizuha to leave, and just listened to the matter of the fish together.
"Well...... "Quickfish pulled out a leaflet: "I picked this up at the beach a few days ago." ”
"Idol Singer Contest, live broadcast at Tongshou Gymnasium tonight......"
"Ahh I know! ”
"The first place can become a professional singer!"
After Narusuke Sakuno read out the words on the leaflet, the children chattered and discussed, and they were very eager for idols at this age.
Quickfish smiled brightly and said, "That's right! I want to participate in this! ”
After a moment of silence, to make sure it wasn't his own auditory hallucination, and then looking at the quick fish nodding with an innocent expectant face, Narusuke Sukano instantly broke out and yelled at her: "Not allowed——! What kind of idol singer should youkai be! What if the audience finds out that you are a youkai? It will definitely be made into a specimen! "The last time she was picked up by fishermen, luckily he saw the news on TV and rescued her before she was taken to the lab!
"But people want to participate~Let me go~" Speedfish launched the Star Eye Offensive.
The girls in the class all helped Speed Fish speak, after all, most girls had such a dream.
Narusuke Sashino was so troubled by them that he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Okay! I'll take you to karaoke, and as long as the song you sing moves me, I admit that you do have the strength to participate in the competition. Of course, he thought in his heart that no matter what the speed fish sang, he would criticize her casually and dispel her thoughts.
There's a good show to watch.
Mori Jingyu covered her mouth to hide her smile and decided to be a silent soy sauce party.
After school, Narusuke Sakuno took Speedfish, Mori Shizuha and a few students to KTV, as a victim who had experienced the power of mermaid blood, he firmly believed that there was no lowest IQ for Speedfish, only lower: "Hahaha! What kind of song to sing, I see you can't even read the lyrics! ”
The despised Suyu retorted angrily: "How can I not understand? Don't look down on people! ”
"Oh, let's see it!" Narusuke Sakuno handed out a piece of paper with the word "lyrics" written on it.
"Hmm...... Well...... This ...... "really can't understand the swelling?" Speedfish also knew that she was stupid, so she listened to the record in advance, and despite being hit, she was still full of confidence: "It's okay! I remember all the lyrics anyway......"
Music is the domain of mermaids, when the first syllable is uttered, the glass objects on the table are cracked one after another, several people in the box feel the ups and downs of love with her melody, a sad love song makes them cry, a nursery rhyme makes them turn into all kinds of stupid and cute little animals, left hook and right hook are so happy......
As a result, after a few songs were sung, Narusuke Sakuno and several students collapsed along with the lyrics.
Only Mori Jingyu was left sitting in place. Seeing that the fish finally put down the microphone, she patted Narusuke Tsukino on the shoulder comfortingly: "Teacher Ming, you are too careless, the mermaid's singing voice is magical." ”
"Sen-san, in this case, you should have warned me earlier." Narusuke Sakuno lay on the sofa and died in blood. One misstep turns into a thousand bitter hatreds.
"I listened to your 'encore' shouting, and strongly asked for another song, how can I be embarrassed not to disturb everyone's interest? Well, the frog just jumped like the same thing. Teacher Ah Ming also has a youthful childlike heart, which is really good. "As a psychic person, I sent it to my door to experience the magic of the mermaid's voice, and I can't stop it if I die.
"Damn! Why are you completely fine? "Isn't it interesting to watch us act like fools under the magic of the mermaid's voice?!
"I was born with an 'absolute spiritual immunity' physique, and all spiritual talents and spells were ineffective for me. Well, the pure-blooded merfolk do have beautiful singing voices. "It's a good habit to make soy sauce, and the girl is really happy to watch.
Putting down the microphone, Speedfish ignored the mess in the box and smiled innocently: "Teacher, my song is good, right?" Is it time to participate in the contest? ”
"No——!" Narusuke Tsukino replied more firmly than before. Just kidding, having personally experienced the kind of magic that makes people involuntarily, how dare he let go of the fish to harm the broad masses of the people! "If your singing voice is heard by a national audience on television, it will surely cause a riot! As a teacher, I will never allow you to go on TV and hurt people! Absolutely not!! ”
"Teacher Ming, don't be so strict. I see that the fish has no malice, and it is the nature of mermaids to like to sing. As an open hanger, Mori Jingyu lightly comforted Narusuke Tsuno: "Besides, it's really not a big deal for monsters to be idols, many stars in the entertainment industry actually have monster blood, just don't let the audience find out." ”
"Really?" The speed fish quickly resurrected from the low love.
"yes. At the National Idol Singer Selection Concert a few months ago, the champion Shinobu Oyama was a hybrid with mermaid blood, and her songs sold very well, so now the entertainment industry is very hopeful to recruit more singers with mermaid blood. Looking at the appearance of Narusuke Sashino and a few students' jaws dropping, Mori Shizuyu smiled unkindly: "Didn't Mr. Ming find out?" Your favorite swimsuit beauty Akiko Hinata is a black panther. ”
My friends and I were stunned!!
Narusuke Sashino is still a person, no matter how powerful he is, he doesn't have the ability to look at the poster photo album, or the ability to distinguish the demonic energy through the screen, and he can't count on the on-site star chasing, except for class, he is busy with demons the rest of the time, and he is a good man and a moonlight clan, and his salary can only last for half a month, and he must tighten his belt for the remaining half a month...... There are no conditions for chasing stars at all!
It turned out that the poster beauty he kneeled and licked every day was a youkai and suddenly received 10 tons of damage!
Wiping away the blood and tears and gritting his teeth, Narusuke Sakuno said to the fast fish who appeared with starry eyes again: "Tonight's show is about to start, and now the registration has closed......"
"Registration is not a problem, I am one of the judges of this show, and I can arrange a place for you to participate. Originally, I came to Tong Shoucho today to work. ”
Narusuke Tsukino hurriedly stopped Mori Shizuha. Psychic attacks don't work against her, so she doesn't know how lethal the real mermaid voice is to ordinary people. After all, the mermaid blood of Oyama Shinobi is thin, and it already has such a strong attraction, not to mention that Suyu is a pure mermaid, and her singing power is far above that of Oyama Ninja. Since ancient times, countless crew members have been tempted by mermaid songs and fallen into the sea to their deaths!
Putting this kind of sound on the screen, it's a rhythm that has no way to live, dear!!