90. Before the catastrophe

Due to Narusuke Tsuno's best resistance, Mori Shizuha gave up the idea of opening the back door for Speedfish, but Speedfish still showed off at the tryouts.

Before the start of the game, Mori Jingyu used his privilege to bring several people without tickets into the venue and arranged them in a higher position. Narusuke Sakuno sighed more than once that it was great to have such a privileged class of students!

This time, there was no kidnapping notice organized by the Black Capital to stir up the atmosphere, and the organizers also made a bloody investment to attract people's attention. Aside from Mori Jingyu, who is used to deter non-humans, many popular idol stars were also invited, and the stadium was full of seats, and the atmosphere was hot.

"Before the selection contest begins, let's listen to the songs brought by Miss Uchimura!"

As soon as the words fell, a woman rushed out of the audience, she rushed to the stage with a kitchen knife past the security guard, put the knife on the neck of Yuki Uchimura, and then faced the camera with her dark and gloomy face full of acne marks, which was more tragic than disfigurement, and shouted fiercely with her eyes: "Why didn't you choose me as an idol?" What am I like to be worse than her? Why did you choose her and not me! ”

After listening to her questioning, the audience was silent for a second.

You have the audacity to ask such a simple reason in front of the public, so that everyone is embarrassed to answer. Although the answer in the hearts of thousands of viewers has long been clearly on their faces, silence is better than sound.

Fortunately, the backstage staff reacted quickly and hurriedly went up to persuade: "You, you lost the preliminaries in the morning!" ”

"Shut up! Make me an idol! ”

Seeing that she was so stubborn, the backstage staff was thinking about whether to lower the curtain on the stage again.

These days, those who dare to kidnap popular stars are warriors - do you know the force value of stars with monster blood behind people? Why bother thinking about it? We advise you to let go of Yuki Uchimura, not because we're afraid that you'll hurt her, but because we're afraid that she'll turn your face, which is in dire need of plastic surgery, into a monster that can't even be rescued from plastic surgery!

Sen Jingyu and the guest judges walked hard, and Suyu stood up from the audience, ran to the backstage, changed into singers' clothes, picked up the microphone, and resolutely went on stage. Her singing effect is better than the original singing of Oyama Shinoko, all in all, it is a large piece of moving, all kinds of moving tears to recall the past, all kinds of open hearts to appreciate the beauty of life, all kinds of blood boiling to open a new chapter of life harmony.

By the end of the song, the audience was already crazy.

Narusuke Sashino was the first to react, he jumped on the stage without saying a word and pulled up the speed fish and fled lifelessly, and a large group of people attracted by the sound of the mermaid turned into brain-dead fans and chased after him.

It is conceivable that the audience and backstage staff have run away with the speedfish, and the selection competition will naturally not be able to continue.

Mori Jingyu, the only one left in the judges' seat, propped her cheeks boredly, looked back at the empty stadium, and sighed faintly. The remuneration for this work flew. She can ignore the kidnapping of Yuki Uchimura's woman, and the organizer invited her to sit in order to prevent the monsters from making trouble, but then the speed fish ran to the stage and abducted everyone.

Watching the friends collectively chasing the stars, the girl who couldn't go crazy together said that she could only appreciate the loneliness blown by the night breeze alone.

As a good disciple who respects the teacher and cares about the teacher's life index, she originally wanted to ask Teacher Ah Ming to have another supper before going back, and sponsor some food expenses, so that his belly with his belt can last for a few more days...... Presumably, if you don't starve to death after eating one less meal, let him run freely.

With the help of Narusuke Tsushino, Shun Shun, who has an IQ of only five, escapes and returns to the sea. Poor Narusuke Kashino turned around and learned that the generous good disciple had already left, so he could only continue to tighten his belt and drink the northwest wind, striving to live until the day of the next month's food.

Sen Jingyu sent the escaped soul to the underworld and handed it over to the ghost lamp for counting, just as the ghost lamp called Xiaobai, and its two friends Persimmon Suke and Liuli Nan also followed.

"Lord Ghost Lantern, is there something wrong with me?"

Ghost Lantern put aside the uncounted rune paper, motioned to Sen Jingyu to wait, and then led the three small animals to check a large package placed on the side: "Hmm." The Enma Temple received a package from Egypt, which seems to be for you. ”

"Egypt? Sent by Mr. Anubis? ”

"Yes."

Xiaobai lay on the package and sniffed, bit it again, and said excitedly: "What is it...... Sphinx? ”

It seems that you can afford to send a Sphinx?

Sen Jingyu helped the ghost lamp unwrap the package, revealing the exquisite Egyptian carpet inside, and for some reason, the two of them suddenly had a strange premonition. Sure enough, as the ghost lamp shook off the bundled carpet, I saw the dog-headed god Anubis rolling out of the carpet and posing quickly and naturally.

"The Anubis god Egypt is full of appearance!!"

Compared to the handsome Anubis, the three little animals were stunned, and they always felt that they couldn't understand the weird fun of this one.

Still the ghost lamp was calmer and greeted calmly: "I'm glad to see that you are still so energetic and affinity." ”

"Everyone, don't come unharmed." His joke didn't work as expected, Anubis quickly recovered from the blow, looked at the people and things in the Enma Hall with great interest, and couldn't help but light up when he saw the female jailer Ah Xiang: "That is the so-called Yamato Nadeshiko-style woman!?" ”

"Hmm...... That's right. ”

As soon as the ghost lamp finished answering, he saw that Anubis had already run to Ah Xiang, and praised her enthusiastically with a red face: "Hello, Cleopatra of the East! I like it! ”

Xiaobai looked at Anubis and Ah Xiang, and then looked back at Sen Jingyu standing beside the ghost lamp, who was obviously a beautiful girl, and didn't understand why Anubis was so close and far away. It wagged its tail at Mori Jingyu: "It must be the ghost lamp that blocked Mori-kun, and Mori-kun is also very beautiful, I miss Mori-kun's barbecue so much." ”

I saw the ghost lamp touch his chin and said in a deep voice: "Probably a god with animal characteristics has the sixth sense of a beast. "Talking to Mori Jingyu is definitely dying with your life!

"It doesn't feel like you're either saying good things." Sen Jingyu rubbed his forehead and said, "Lord Ghost Lantern, please do your best to calculate my performance, I will hurry up to find Daji Niangniang." ”

"That's right! Recently, I have often seen Sen Jun appear in Zhonghe Hell, is Sen Jun going to be reinstated? Will you continue to grill meat for me? Xiao Bai said the nightmare of the male jailers with a sentence that made it seem that the Yama Temple had pressed the stop button, and the ominous silence quickly spread, and all the male jailers except for the ghost lamp had a shocked expression on their faces.

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At this second, the girl really wanted to nod her head, so that they could rest everything and their good friends drift to the back mountain with the wind.

Fortunately, Mori Jingyu's reason overpowered the impulse, and she shook her head: "No. My catastrophe is approaching, this is my first time crossing the catastrophe, and I hope to learn more experience from Daji Niangniang, who is deeply profound. "Although the work of the underworld has allowed her to accumulate a lot of merits, after all, it is the first time to face the legendary catastrophe of nine deaths and one life, and she has become a promoted ghost immortal.

The crisis was resolved, and the male jailers breathed a sigh of relief, only the ghost lamp expressed deep regret.

"What is the Tribulation?" Xiaobai said that he didn't understand, so he asked: "Do you drink the heavenly punishment pot specially made by the ghost lamp?" ”

“…… How sinful am I in your heart? "There's still a glimmer of life in the catastrophe, and that kind of thing will be 100% soul-shattering if you drink it, okay!

The ghost lamp stopped Xiaobai from continuing to die: "The number of dead brought by Senjun today is a bit large, and it will take some time for me to arrange here." You should go ahead and come back to the Enma Temple when you go back. ”

"Okay, I'll take my leave."

It was another good day for the World Wicked Girls to hold a meeting, the two giants Daji and Lilith were present to preside over it, and under the pressure of the catastrophe, Sen Jingyu was obediently dragged to the scene by Daji, listening to the topic of ruining the three views, the whole person was in a trance.

Daji leaned on Sen Jingyu's body with all kinds of charms, and sighed like an orchid: "Don't worry about Senjun, there must be no problem." ”

"Although you say so, I am a ghost cultivator with pure yin attributes, and the yang full heavenly thunder has damage and blessings for me, and the success rate of ghost cultivation is lower than that of monsters." There are records in the underworld that the ghosts and immortals basically rely on merit to ascend to the top, or are canonized by the heavenly court, and there are very few who have really survived the tribulation.

Tugini nodded, feeling concerned: "Thunder is the nemesis of ghosts. "Back then, when she was a wandering demon...... Ordinary ghosts are already very afraid of being struck by lightning, not to mention that the ghost is still thundering. Thankfully, she now has a godhood.

"Hehehe, Sen Jun's worrying appearance is also very cute." Lilith winked at her, "Sen-kun has a really good fiancé." So Sen-kun should relax today and have a carnival! I wish Sen Junshun to advance to the ghost fairy, cheers! ”

"Cheers!" Daji and Lilith looked at each other and smiled.

Tugini raised his glass and touched: "It seems that Sen-kun has also met a good man." A must toast. ”

Stared at by several wicked women, Sen Jingyu reluctantly took the red wine handed by Lilith.

Previously, she thought that Mephistopheles was a demon in the West, and it was rare to be able to help her find so many spell cheats, and she couldn't help in the matter of crossing the heavenly tribulation, so the first time she thought of the tribulation guide was Bai Ze and Daji. Since Lilith said that, maybe Mephistopheles did something for her.

I look stupid when I am scared. Thinking about the current global integration, not only the countries in the human world have convenient transportation, but also the hell and heavenly kingdoms everywhere are not less connected, she and Mephistopheles knew that it was when he went to the underworld that Mephistopheles would know about the cultivation system in the East. Maybe the Demon King knows more about Xiuzhen than she does.

This feeling of being pampered...... It's not bad......

Sen Jingyu raised his glass and touched them: "I wish you an early promotion and salary increase, cheers." ”