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After a day of running, finally in the evening of the next day, Jia Xu and his entourage returned to Luoyang, the eastern capital, only two days apart. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking up at the huge plaque in Luoyang City, Jia Xu was full of emotion: "Jia Bao, as the saying goes, good horses don't eat back grass, but now we are not as good as horses on this way back, I knew that you had power in Luoyang, why did we go so chic two days ago?" ”

Shi Jiabao shook his head helplessly and said: "How many years has this been, how can the poor monk know that the small temple he built at the beginning is now so popular?" I knew that the abbots in the later days were so capable, and the poor monks were stupid to run around, and they were beaten all over the bag in order to cheat a steamed bun, so they came back early to enjoy the blessings, okay? ”

However, after seeing the soldiers guarding the city of Luoyang City respectfully opening the city gate for these hundreds of monks, and letting people in without even conducting a routine search, Jia Xu's brows furrowed again.

"Sandwich buns, this can't be done!"

Jia Xu pouted at the monks who were entering the city in an orderly manner, and said seriously: "Divine power should not override secular power in any way, and now it is strange enough that the manager is respectful to the managed, Cihang Jingzhai actually wants to represent the Chosen Emperor, is this simply nonsense!" ”

Shi Jiabao also nodded in agreement, full of worry: "If they themselves can't quickly realize that they have exercised the rights they shouldn't have, I'm afraid that in the future, I am afraid that the whole sect will inevitably be slaughtered by the emperor, it is really pitiful, pitiful!" ”

Jia Xu shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and smiled at Shi Jiabao: "Forget it, just by virtue of your face, the national teacher will give them a reminder of the oracle, but if they are unwilling to accept the Taoist immortal's divine sticker, then they themselves will be unlucky in the future, so don't blame the widow?" ”

Shi Jiafu gratefully saluted Jia Xu with his hands folded and said, "Amitabha, thank you for the grace of the national teacher, alas...... In fact, wealth and fortune have life, life and death are in heaven, if they are really difficult to escape, we should not interfere more. ”

"That's it!"

Jia Xu smiled and led Liu Shuxian to follow behind the large army and walked towards the city: "You guys hurry up, wait until you fall behind, the eldest brother who guards the door won't give you this face, go to the city now!" ”

After following more than 500 monks into the city, not long after walking, the female disciples of Cihang Jingzhai and the monks of Jingnian Monastery separated and left.

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao wanted to pretend to be casual and follow behind the girls, but they were dragged back by Liu Shuxian and Golden-winged Dapeng by the ears respectively......

In fact, if you think about it, Cihang Jingzhai is also the leader of the White Dao for hundreds of years, and it is impossible for him to have only one industry in the Emperor Peak, and a group of women live in the meditation Zen Buddhism full of great monks, which is indeed not suitable.

There are also underage little monks!

With hundreds of monks at the end, Jia Xu and the others finally came to the Jingnian Zen Buddhism located in the north of Luoyang City.

This place sits in the north and faces south, the feng shui is excellent, even Jia Xu, who has not been a feng shui gentleman for many years, can't help but be a little moved: "If this broken temple is leveled and the cemetery is rebuilt, it will not take a few years for the ancestral tomb to smoke!" ”

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What Jia Xu said was not quiet, and many monks who were walking in front of Jia Xu heard it, and they turned their heads one after another, glaring at Jia Xu like a dead father, and gritting their teeth!

Shi Jiabao was embarrassed and hurriedly played the round, and finally fooled the past, and hurriedly whispered to Jia Xu: "National teacher, you should pay attention to what you say, we are here to ask for people this time, you offend people so much, how can we ask for things?" What if people don't feel good about you and don't want to give it? ”

As soon as Shi Jiabao finished speaking, he knew that he had asked in vain.

Sure enough, I saw Jia Xu inexplicably glanced at Shi Jiabao, and said as a matter of course: "Jiabao, you know me, if they don't give it, then we will rob it!" ”

Nima!

This sentence is said so loudly again! The faces of dozens of monks in front of him are almost black to the bottom of the pot, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to carry out the communication work in the future!

However, it may be that these monks were really a little frightened by Jia Xu's cave wave two days ago, and this time Jia Xu was subjected to nothing but being snubbed.

Smoothly entered the main hall of the Zen Temple, the intelligent monk turned around and looked for a long time before finding Jia Xu and his party, holding the big hand of Shi Jiabao, and complained: "Oops! Why are you behind this? The poor monk thinks you've lost it! Hurry up, hurry up, follow me, everyone heard that there is a monk in the temple, it is a group of excitement! I was clamoring for the monk to say a few words, everyone is now waiting in the back arena......"

"Say a few words?"

Shi Jiabao was inexplicably dragged by the intelligent monk and ran straight, scratching his bald head, and wondered: "What are you talking about?" The poor monks are not familiar with them! ”

The wise monk waved his hand again and again: "You don't have to be modest, with your understanding of Buddhism, it is more than enough to teach poor monks, and now you just say two words to fool those hairy children, you have no problem!" Don't be shy! ”

Shi Jiabao looked confused, and tried to struggle: "Wait a minute...... Clever sacks! The poor monk doesn't know anything about Buddhism, hey...... What I'm saying is true! Don't ......."

Seeing his eldest nephew being robbed by a fat monk in front of him, the golden-winged Dapeng was immediately unhappy, looking for a guy everywhere and trying to rush over to knock the old man down, and then snatch it back for his eldest nephew.

Jia Xu pulled Liu Shuxian with great interest, and turned back to Dapeng and Li Yuanba: "Hurry up!" We followed, as if something fun was about to happen! ”

Anyway, Jia Xu didn't care about the intentional or unintentional obstruction of those warrior monks, whether intentionally or unintentionally, all the monks who dared to stand in front of him were hammered into the sky by Jia Xu, holding Liu Shuxian with one hand and rushing from these hundreds of warrior monks.

Li Yuanba and Golden-winged Dapeng saw each other, and they also nodded, and ran along the passage that was rushed out by Jia Xu towards the back Yanwutang.

Finally arrived outside the martial arts hall, the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba were probing their brains outside the door, and they saw Shi Jiabao standing on the stage with a confused face, and hundreds of little monks below looked up at him with reverence on their faces, which felt great!

Shi Jiabao stood on the stage with a stiff face, a little at a loss, I don't know if I should tell a yellow joke to ease the atmosphere......

The above Shi Jiabao didn't speak for a long time, and the intelligent monk who took the lead below was also a little anxious, and hurriedly reminded Shi Jiabao in a low voice: "You can introduce yourself first!" ”

Shi Jia Bao raised his eyebrows, suddenly wiped his sweat, clapped his hands and said: "Hello everyone, the poor monk is from Tianzhu, and his family name is: Siddhartha Gautama, since he came to Middle-earth, the poor monk has taken the name of Middle-earth according to the customs, called: Shi Jia Bun ......"

The intelligent masters below are all confused, although it is true that some people don't see that this fat monk who is not good-looking is still a returnee, but why is this special lecture to listen to you say this?

So the smart master hurriedly reminded in a low voice: "Don't talk about this, briefly mention your Dharma name, and you can start the class......

Shi Jiabao didn't know why, as soon as he heard the matter of the Dharma name, he was suddenly shocked! Something terrible seems to be happening!

Sure enough, the idea of releasing the bun hasn't finished thinking yet! I don't know from which horn suddenly sounded an extremely loud shout: "Monk lacking virtue!" We've got your back! ”

it!

Shi Jiabao was stunned, so I remembered that I still had such a lifelong shameful bandit!

As soon as this sound came out, the hundreds of little monks below immediately exploded the pot, whispering one after another, and even the eyes of the people who looked at the release of the bun became a little wrong.

This sudden accident can give the intelligent monk anger, and he stood up with a slap on the cushion, constantly patrolling back and forth behind him, and said angrily: "Which bastard farted in front of the hall during the meeting!" Kind of stand up and show the old man! ”

But the intelligent monk regretted it as soon as he finished saying this, because he had clearly seen Jia Xu walking towards him from the last row with broken steps......

Jia Xu walked up to the intelligent monk who blushed and didn't dare to say a word again, and said lightly: "I said it to the porcelain Taoist, what?" Any questions? ”

The intelligent monk was about to cry, but he had to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying and said, "No...... It's nothing...... The name is nice and very connotative......"

Jia Xu was happy when he heard this, and he didn't let go of the big hand holding the intelligent monk, and complimented him with a smile: "Oh, it's still the master, you know the goods!" So since you said that this name is good, then the master might as well say, what is so good about this Dharma name? …… A simple reminder, this law can be elaborated from eight levels, and the poor road is optimistic about you! ”

Looking at Jia Xu's grim smile with a knife hidden in his smile, the intelligent monk fainted without saying anything at that time.

Also eight?

I can't tell you what this special person is!

Seeing that the people who were in the way had already fainted by themselves, Jia Xu jumped on the podium with a big leap, pushed the bun away, opened his arms to a group of little monks with a smile, and laughed: "Isn't it just class!" Poor Dao likes to go to class the most! Now, I will give you the first lesson: On the impact of religion on society! Please listen carefully......"

Shi Jiabao was stunned, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover Jia Xu's big mouth, and said nervously: "National teacher, don't blindly popularize science education, your classes are too advanced in this era......

Jia Xuli didn't pay attention to others, pushed the release of the bun away, and took out a microphone from nowhere, and said angrily: "The widow is the biggest official in the world!" Even if the poor Dao is popularized by heliocentric theory now, no one will dare to arrest me! Even if one or two blind people dare to catch me, none of them will be able to beat me! I'm afraid of ghosts! ”

Shi Jiabao was about to cry, two days ago, he committed a serious crime against Zhuge Liang, and today this thing began to defy the law, what kind of person is this!