"Religion? What is Religion? Religion is a cultural phenomenon that has emerged at a certain historical stage of social development, and it belongs to the special ideology of society! Your Buddhism, and my Taoism, are both a kind of religion! Religion has had different influences on people, on events, and on dynasties in different periods and circumstances......"

Jia Xu was talking eloquently on the stage, and the group of young monks below who were no more than eleven or twelve years old were in a daze, saying that they didn't understand a word. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing that the little monks in the audience were full of confused little faces, Shi Jiabao finally breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, fortunately, the only person present who could understand had been frightened by Jia Xu and fainted, in this way, in fact, it didn't matter if Jia Xu said anything rebellious......

Jia Xu above seemed to have noticed the stunned state of this group of little monks, and quickly interrupted his speech, and said amiably to this group of little monks: "Some of the theories just said, some children may not understand, Xu will explain to you again, this is what is going on......"

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Shi Jia Bao is about to go crazy, this is just rushing to die!

Just when Shi Jiabao had already given up on himself, and Jia Xu was ready to start explaining the set of time-space theory in detail, a group of little monks below applauded and shook their heads again and again with extremely uncooperative opinions: "Dao Elder doesn't need to say it anymore!" We all got it! ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "How is this possible?" When I learned this theory to fool people, I studied it for a semester, you little kids, don't brag nonsense, if you dare to lie, beware of taking you to see goldfish! ”

The little monks below shook their heads even more, and one of them, who looked different, raised his hand and stood up and said, "Dao Chief!" We would have memorized this theory a long time ago! Religious, right? The book written by Zhuge Wuhou has all been read! ”

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Jia Xu slapped the table with a shocked face, and said angrily: "It's Zhuge Liang's old dog again!?" it! He didn't have time to settle accounts with him before he made gunpowder! This is another forbidden book?! This is a heinous sin! If he is caught, he will not have to torture him to death, what an old dog who has been taught repeatedly! ”

Shi Jiabao burst into tears on the side, an old bastard who knew the law and broke the law was condemning an educator who might really just be rejuvenating the country through science and education, this picture was simply too beautiful to look at directly......

Jia Xu angrily kicked the podium, brushed his sleeves and left the seat, and said angrily: "It's going to be open!" Disband! ”

A group of little monks could still sit still, and they ran out cheering.

At this moment, the unconscious intelligent monk finally woke up, and when he found that the surroundings were empty, the intelligent monk was a little confused, and beckoned to Shi Jiabao, who was cleaning up the podium that had been kicked and broken by Jia Xu, and asked, "You ...... Lacking virtue monks, what about those little novices who listen to the class......? ”

Shi Jiabao's face froze, and he didn't know whether to tell the truth.

Fortunately, the intelligent monk's brain tonic skills are good, and before he could open his mouth, he clapped his hands and said, "It must be that what you said is too exciting!" So time flies very fast, even the poor monks in a coma are fascinated! ”

Shi Jiabao sweated profusely and said, "You should think this is the case...... Then, the poor monk has already cleaned up this place, master, do you have time to take the poor monk to the place where you found the boxing book? ”

The intelligent monk waved his hand again and again: "Hey~! Don't worry, don't worry, the poor monk has not told the abbot about the boxing book, besides, after all, it is the forbidden place of my pure meditation Zen Buddhism, the poor monk wants to take you in, you have to get the approval of the empty brother, there is no ...... Monk lacking virtue, don't worry, anyway, the cave is there, and you can't run away, isn't it the same today and tomorrow? ”

Shi Jiabao touched his big bald head and said worriedly: "The cave can't run, but the poor monk is afraid that the reed will have feet on its own...... Alas, forget it, I should have run a long time ago anyway, and I can't wait for today, it's okay...... The poor monk waited for the night, and there was Master Lao......"

The intelligent monk smiled and waved his hand, the more he looked at the release of the steamed bun, the happier he became, even he didn't know what was going on, as long as he saw the big belly of the released steamed bun, he felt extremely happy, as if he had forgotten all his troubles.

"Where, where, the monk who lacks virtue you are the most talented person that the poor monk has ever seen, that is, the holy lady of Cihang Jingzhai and the concubine, as the poor monk sees, you are also thousands of miles away! How can you only stay here for a day or two, at least a month, hahaha! ”

Shi Jiabao was stunned for a moment, thinking that the intelligent monk might be polite, and hurriedly smiled: "What month...... The poor monk still has urgent matters......"

The intelligent monk patted the big hand of Shi Jiabao and said with a smile: "Hey~! The poor monk has informed the Dharma Academy that tomorrow on the largest Dharma platform in Luoyang, we will build a month-long water and land law solution meeting for you! If you understand the truth of the Buddha's words, you should all sentient beings and tell the philosophy of life in the Buddha's words to the common people! Hahaha......"

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Shi Jiabao was a little confused, thinking that he might have heard it wrong, and said with a dry smile: "Haha...... What waterway sister will ......"

The intelligent monk didn't seem to see the embarrassment of Shi Jiabao, and looked like he knew you very well, so he gave Shi Jiabao a look that I am optimistic about you, and said with a smile: "Then, Jia Bao, the poor monk understands you......"

…… You know a!

"Indeed, if you just speak on stage, but you don't interact with the believers, it is difficult for everyone to understand some obscure places in depth......"

Shi Jiabao's face turned green, and an ominous premonition came to him, as if he felt exactly the same every time he was about to be beaten by Jia Xu!

The intelligent monk clapped his hands, suddenly thought of a good idea, and excitedly said to Shi Jiabao: "Lack of virtue monk!" Why don't you do this, tomorrow you will talk about the superficial Buddhist principles for a while, and the poor monk will go to Longyin Temple to invite a debate opponent for you to come over, and you will learn from each other and argue, which is not only interesting and can attract believers, but also greatly beneficial to the Dharma cultivation of both of you, what do you think!? ”

Shi Jiabao really wanted to say: Big brother, you save it, no matter how bad my Buddhism is, I am destined to be the leader of the Buddha world, and now I am fighting with a nobody, it is dishonorable to win, and I lose face if I lose, so why bother?

If these words were Jia Xu, he would definitely be able to say them, but what about the release of the bun......

In fact, he is also a face-loving person......

So Shi Jiabao had to politely refuse: "The poor monks of Longyin Temple have also heard that hundreds of years later, there is indeed a living Buddha Linfan, who is the reincarnation of the Dragon Arhat, but now in this year, there doesn't seem to be any more famous monks......"

As soon as he heard this, the intelligent monk immediately came to his senses, clapped his hands and said happily: "But it's just a coincidence!" Just two days ago, the famous Chang'an Dade Holy Monk listed Longyin Temple, has not left so far, the lack of virtue monk, do you see whether this is the will of heaven for you to meet? ”

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Shi Jiabao was stunned, where did this wild monk dare to call such a big name? Tang Sanzang is just the abbreviation of the word holy monk, this person dares to make a name for himself, wants to learn scriptures from the west, and is remembered by monsters, right?

No way! Jin Chanzi is his No. 2 horse boy, and he can't lose this share no matter what he says!

After making up his mind, he shook his sleeves, folded his hands, and said solemnly: "Amitabha, since the master has good intentions, then tomorrow, the poor monk will have a debate with the great virtuous monk!" It's also so that he can know, and he will be punished by the gods! ”

The intelligent monk's eyes were almost unable to see with laughter, and he patted Shi Jiabao's shoulder again and again and encouraged: "Well said! Monks who lack virtue want this kind of courage! ”

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Ya, the poor monk hates this name!

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Jia Xu, who was really idle and had nothing to do, went out of the Pure Mind Zen Buddhism and began to press the road, and Shi Jiabao also talked to Jia Xu about the debate with a wild monk named Dade Shengsheng tomorrow while walking.

Jia Xu was shocked when he heard it: "! Aren't you winning? When it comes to Buddhism, who can compare to you, the Buddha! ”

Shi Jiabao had a headache and sighed: "Win a hammer!" What Buddha's words and teachings did the poor monks say, and the poor monks themselves don't remember much, so what can they argue with their group of people who have nothing to do? ”

Jia Xu pondered for a while, clapped his hands and said, "But you always have some advantages!" ”

Shi Jiabao shook his head helplessly again: "The Analects are the quotations of Confucius, compiled and collected by his disciples, the Buddhist scriptures are also dictated by me, and my disciples record and rectify, you go and ask Confucius now, what is the next sentence of my teacher in the threesome, he may not be able to remember, the poor monk can't even remember this Lotus Sutra now, there is a fart advantage!" ”

Jia Xu hesitated: "But you are a person who really understands Buddhism, so you can't compare to those juniors who study you, right?" ”

Shi Jiafu shook his head again and again, looking at Jia Xu's eyes full of helplessness: "National teacher, when you were in college, did you cultivate Mao?" ”

Jia Xu nodded, and the corners of his mouth grinned unconsciously.

He probably already understood what Shi Jiabao was going to say......

Jia Xu looked at Jia Xu with resentful eyes: "National teacher, you asked the chairman to do the Mao Xuan test paper, can he get a full score?" ”

Jia Xu hesitated: "Maybe...... Maybe...... Can't ......."

Shi Jiabao clapped his hands and sighed: "But there are many high-achieving students in the university who can get full marks, and now you understand the national teacher?" ”

Jia Xu also nodded dejectedly to show his understanding, and said distressedly: "You are more useless than this dish, and you are still a Buddha!" What do we do now? ”

Shi Jiabao said to himself with some optimism: "Actually...... Maybe it's not a big deal, we can still eat and drink here for a month! Anyway, the national teacher, your wife has also found it, and now there is no hurry to go to Heaven to make trouble, and most of the disciples of Buddhism are kind-hearted, even if they find out that the poor monk actually has no ability, they should not sweep us out of the house......"

"It shouldn't be ......"

"Hopefully it won't ......"