"Don't be busy and young, try these props I prepared for you first, and when the king summons us, if you give a mistake, no matter how young and ignorant you are, I will have to pee on you." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Jia Xu excitedly introduced these high-end money-cheating props that he had finally figured out to make to Shen Gongbao one by one.

"Come on, Brother Leopard, look, this is a pot full of boiling oil......" Jia Xu pointed to the first prop and was about to explain, but this kind of low-end trick is not to mention Shen Gongbao, it is the old man who hanged Shen Gongbao, Jia Xu and Bo Yi Kao who was watching the gate outside couldn't be fooled, and he was suddenly exposed by Shen Gongbao.

"That's it? Is it copper coins or stones? How dare you use such a rural art trick to deceive the current king? Shen Gongbao raised his head arrogantly, glared at Jia Xu with disdain with the eyes of looking at the buns, it was rare to have a chance to look down on this guy, and quickly took the opportunity to win back a game and forcibly not lose.

"Who said you fished something?" Jia Xu looked at Shen Gongbao inexplicably: "I want you to perform and drink a whole pot of hot oil soup in one go." ”

"Poof......" Shen Gongbao grew up and looked at this oil pot with a washbasin stupidly, not to mention drinking oil, even if you drink water, you can't stand it.

"Also, look at this second prop." Jia Xu didn't care what attitude Shen Gongbao had, anyway, no matter what his attitude was, Jia Xu would only have this attitude: "This is a bundle of bamboo slips, you see, there is nothing on it......"

"Humph! Here we go again, are you going to play some kind of ghostly trick? It's not that I look down on you, it's just such a small means......" Shen Gongbao finally reacted, and regained his confidence in an instant, sure enough, the first time was an accident, and Jia Xu's ability is nothing more than that, this is another game, and he forcibly does not lose.

"You're stupid, aren't you? Why do you always think about these unscientific things, what the hell, God, it's all fake, you have to believe in science! Jia Xu shook his head and sighed: "How many people have been harmed by feudal superstition, but it is indeed inevitable with your IQ." ”

"I ......" Shen Gongbao held back his little face and turned red, but he didn't understand the feudal superstition that Jia Xu said at all, and he didn't dare to interject, and his hemorrhoids were about to attack.

"This is a roll of bamboo slips with nothing, and what you are going to perform next is the lettering in the air...... Do not understand? That is, you are a few feet away from this book, point with your hand, this book will automatically fly to the sky, and then you will write with your fingers in the air, and there will be a notch on it, how about it, it's very simple, right? Jia Xu waved his hand playfully, as if he said something that was consistent with the difficulty of eating and drinking.

"Wait a minute, that's weird enough, what does that mean? I can't do it without being in the air, and I still use my hand to point? The fingers of the gods are also long, and I know that it hurts, you ......" Shen Gongbao was stupid, and eagerly explained to Jia Xu desperately, this is no longer a trick, this is playing with life.

However, it was clear that Jia Xu didn't hear anything at all, and continued to introduce his third prop.

"You see, it's a sword...... Of course, it is impossible for you to bring such a murder weapon into the palace, so we will use a broom as an alternative when the time comes......"

Shen Gongbao didn't dare to speak this time, if the last round followed the routine, then this round would obviously be a sword slashing demon...... Ah, it's a broom to kill demons, but the last time it inexplicably became a technical job of telepathy, what kind of routine is this round, Shen Gongbao just tried all the tricks of the human world and the fairy world, and he couldn't think of what kind of tricks could be used to deceive with a broom.

"The name of this round is very domineering, it's called Broom Slashing Demons!" Jia Xu said as soon as he said it, and the sword in his hand also took advantage of the situation to save a sword flower.

“…… I'm silent, I'm superstitious, I'm feudal. Shen Gongbao secretly wiped his tears, glad that he finally guessed correctly, but why couldn't he be happy at all?

"This round is the easiest, it's simpler than the first round of empty eating oil pot, wait until you see the king, you light up the broom, and a sweep will smash the bamboo slips you wrote in the previous round, and you're done." Jia Xu put down the sword in his hand and came to the fourth prop.

Shen Gongbao nodded, what Jia Xu said this time was right, it was much easier to break bamboo slips with a broom than to eat an oil pot...... Wait, at first, I just seemed to hear about drinking oil and water......

"This fourth trick is amazing, as long as it is a person, it can scare him to pee, even if the previous tricks have not deceived the emperor, just this one can make him stupid."

Jia Xu introduced triumphantly, and Shen Gongbao scratched his head in distress, because this fourth thing Shen Gongbao could indeed understand, but after being fiddled with by the man named Jia Xu, Shen Gongbao suddenly discovered that there were so many interesting things in this world.

"This round is called a big stone crushing chest!" Jia Xu pointed to a big bluestone that looked to be five hundred pounds, as if introducing his proud work: "Generally, charlatans will perform chest smashing boulders, so think about it the other way, since liars can crush boulders on their chests, then the ones whose chests are smashed by stones are really immortals?" You see, isn't this reason particularly convincing, and there is no way to refuse! ”

"Indeed...... I can't argue with that. Shen Gongbao nodded, now Shen Gongbao can only nod, the broken chest has been figured out, and if you dare to compare (the first sound), the next round will probably be a broken chicken...... Ah, though it seems to have been shattered.

"Well, due to the time constraints, I only have time to make these things that are not very ornamental, and I have a lot of interesting ideas to try if you are not afraid of death, such as turning the living into the dead...... Oops, I seem to have leaked my mouth! Jia Xu said a lot triumphantly, as if he remembered something, extremely shocked, but he didn't mean to repent at all: "But it's not like I accidentally leaked my mouth." ”

“…… I'm stupid, really. "Shen Gongbao was really tossed enough, since yesterday afternoon, he has actually been struggling, and finally burst out with the most amazing energy this morning, but after still no result, he finally gave up on himself.

"It's good to understand, it's providential." Jia Xu patted Shen Gongbao's shoulder, and smiled facelessly: "If you get used to this setting, you will actually think that the world is quite interesting." ”

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The neatly dressed trio sat in the carriage, dozens of people outside opened the way, clearing the street, yesterday as the identity of the eldest prince of Xibohou, Bo Yi Kao had already given a book to the king of Zhou, and he was received the next day very efficiently, although Bo Yi Kao was also very confused, why the generally recognized faint monarch would be so efficient.

"Immortal Chief, have you memorized all those tricks?" Bo Yi Kao opened the curtain with some anxiety and dragged a large cart of props behind, how do you look like a trick of the rivers and lakes, can you really play any tricks?

"Don't worry, eldest son, I already have a bamboo in my chest." Shen Gongbao is also giving up on himself now, anyway, he also wants to open it, this Jia Xu, who is suspected of being a disciple of Laojun, is not afraid, what are he afraid of, now he is being held hostage, and if he is disobedient, he will be beaten, and then he will pass a pass first, so that now Shen Gongbao is much more confident than Bo Yi Kao.

"Really? The two masters should be careful, although the world says that the current king is mediocre, but it may not be true, and the two of them must be careful. "After Bo Yi passed through the goddess, although he still wanted to save Daji, he didn't have the obsession and persistence at the beginning, after all, he had been in trouble and had seen the real goddess, and those who looked like were naturally not as attractive as before.

"Eldest son, don't worry, just put a stinky fart on Yin Shou's big face, we can all succeed this time." Jia Xu is more confident than Shen Gongbao, and while opening the curtain to look at the scenery, he is still in the mood to deduct his nose.

"It's great that the master is sure, alas, I hope that God will bless me and let me rescue Daji smoothly." Bo Yi Kao saw that Jia Xu was so calm, and he also had a backbone in his heart, I don't know why, as long as he saw Jia Xu always look confident, Bo Yi Kao always felt that he could succeed no matter what he did.

"If the will of heaven is like this, I know that it is impossible to refute such a deception." Shen Gongbao threw a soft nail lukewarmly.

"That's not good, who knows." Jia Xu pretended not to hear Shen Gongbao's sarcasm, of course, it was also possible that he really didn't hear it: "Maybe at some point, a meteor will fall in Chaoge City, and then the world will be destroyed, and the immortals and mortals will finish playing together......"

"Haha! The master is really good at laughing, not to mention that this kind of thing has not happened for thousands of years, that is, there are really stars falling into the mortal dust, that is also the immortal coming to the mortal, it is too late to welcome, where will there be anything that destroys the world? Bo Yi Kao only thought that Jia Xu was joking, but Shen Gongbao was skeptical.

"All day long Immortal Master, you are hopeless." Jia Xu waved his hand: "I said that I have to believe in science...... Although you have freedom of belief, you can't be so superstitious, and if you think about a 500-pound stone hitting your head, you can't go to see Hades right away? ”

"......" Shen Gongbao burst into tears, it turns out that you still know this kind of thing.

"Well...... What the master said was not unreasonable, but it was still alarmist. Although Bo Yi Kao agrees with Jia Xu's words, the coherence is still clear, unlike Shen Gongbao, who has completely become an imbecile.

"Then let's be alarmist, I'm not afraid anyway." Jia Xu laughed twice and continued to look at the scenery, but unfortunately there were lackeys opening the way, but I didn't see much of the customs, and the architectural style was very beautiful.

"Master...... Is it your first time coming to Asahago? "Bo Yi looked at Jia Xu really like he had seen the world, and he was a little curious.

"It's the first time to come to the court, time is flying, time flies, these ordinary scenes, in my eyes are constantly changing, from prosperity to decay, at a glance, time has passed......" Jia Xu waved his hand without replying: "You don't understand it, do I say that I just watched all the evolution here from now to the future, will you believe it?" ”

"Evolution? Does it mean geological change? "Bo Yi Kao is curious.

"Oh, I didn't expect it, Uncle Ji, you still have a bit of culture, and you know all about geological changes?" Jia Xu looked back at Bo Yi Kao in shock.

"Master, you say this as if I haven't read a book...... "Bo Yi Kao didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Just as there was a lot of fun in the carriage, a very discordant noise came from outside the carriage.

Jia Xu had good eyesight, picked up the curtain and poked his head out, and raised his eyebrows: "It seems that someone has a dispute with Uncle Ji, your guard...... Oops, it's this little brat, it's really a narrow road. ”

"The road is narrow? What do you mean? Bo Yi Kao also opened the curtain on the other side in confusion, poked his head out and squinted his eyes: "I can't see clearly, it seems that there are two people in front of the convoy......

At this time, the guard who had stopped the two of them from approaching the frame of the Bo Yi Kao ordered the other two guards to stop them and ran towards the carriage, although he still had a professional face, but everyone could see that his face was very bad.

"Report to the eldest prince, two men in front of the car stopped the convoy on the way, and said wildly to let the eldest prince go out to see him, and the last general asked for his identity, but he did not answer, only said that the last general was just a doordog, and he was not qualified to know his identity, and asked the eldest prince to decide." The guard's face was much better when he reported to Boyi, but his breathing was still a little short, and it seemed that it was definitely not just a watchdog that hurt people at the mouth.

"Oh? There are such madmen at the feet of this Son of Heaven? "Bo Yi is also a little strange, it stands to reason that with his own pomp, no one would dare to offend himself so unknowingly, could it be that those two are really nobles?

"It's okay, it's not better than Xiqi here, don't make trouble, but you just want to see me, I'll just go and meet them." Bo Yi Kao waved his hand, but he didn't pay too much attention to it, the guard was obviously knowledgeable, and he didn't say anything, respectfully opened the curtain and stood aside.

"The two immortal masters will wait in the sedan chair for a while, and I will come when I go." After speaking, Bo Yi got up and got off the sedan chair, tidied up his appearance a little because of the carriage, and walked forward.

"Brother Leopard, if my guess is correct, I guess there will be a bit of a big move in a minute." Jia Xu didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and still laughed heartlessly: "That's the eldest son of the king today, I forgot what Yin came to, and he was teased outside the city. ”

"Huh!?" Shen Gongbao and Jia Xu had a rare feeling of sympathy: "I won't tell you the truth, I also beat the second prince in the city yesterday." ”

"Powerful bear kids just hate it." Jia Xu said.

Shen Gongbao nodded in agreement.