"It's a shame that you're a dignified immortal to resort to such despicable means!" Jia Xu was shocked, seeing that Shen Gongbao was so cruel to his body, he didn't even care about his own chicken hand, he was really a man, of course, he would not be after today. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Jia Xu's mouth is not forgiving, and his hands are not slow, he slapped his palm three inches below Shen Gongbao's lower abdomen, shook his secretly, shattered the two egg yolks, Shen Gongbao's painful voice changed sexually, his legs were subconsciously clamped, but his hands were still hard inserted into Jia Xu's eyes, anyway, it was already like this, if you can take revenge, take revenge.

In an instant, I only heard a muffled sound of "poof", accompanied by a heart-rending wail, which resounded through the sky, like a cuckoo crying blood, and even more like a ghost crying and howling.

Shen Gongbao's two fingers were tightly attached to Jia Xu's eyes, but he was close to the end of the world, and he could no longer move forward, but Shen Gongbao knelt on the ground as if he had been cramped, covering his eyes with his left hand, accompanied by the pain of broken eggs, and trembled: "What kind of evil method are you, I'm blind, I'm actually blind?" ”

"Ugh." Jia Xu sighed lightly, removed Shen Gongbao's hand from in front of him, and squatted down: "Young man, don't be superstitious, believe in the power of science, I'm hanging, do you know, invincible hanging plus anti-injury hanging, don't be too competitive at a young age, and when you meet someone who opens a second kill, you will suddenly find that in this world, people who are more shameless than you are really like a carp crossing the river, endless." ”

"I ...... Listen...... No...... Understand ......" Shen Gongbao was about to cry every word, but unfortunately his eyes were blind, and he couldn't shed tears if he wanted to.

"That's right if you don't understand, I can't understand what I said, young people don't pretend to be in front of Xu in the future, you can't pretend to be mine." Jia Xu looked around, walked to a tree with narrow leaves, picked a leaf, pursed it with his lips, and blew out a series of strange notes, the voice was melodious and tactful, but it seemed to have a trace of desolation, like the end of the heroic hero of the world, which made people sigh.

"Why, why, heaven has such an arrangement......"

At the end of the song, Jia Xu choked up and whispered the last paragraph, crying gloomily.

A phoenix sounded, and the phoenix transformed into a goddess was attracted by Jia Xu's rhythm, and landed in front of Jia Xu, turning into an orchid-like woman again, looking at the man in front of her deeply, and there seemed to be too much unbearable past in her casual eyes, and the sadness of the vicissitudes of life.

"It's not that you don't want to love, it's not that you don't want to love, you're afraid, you're afraid, love, it's also a kind of hurt, love me, are you afraid?" Jia Xu slowly walked towards the goddess, and the sadness and love in her eyes seemed to overflow, heartbreaking and intoxicating.

"I'm not afraid!" The goddess smiled, smiling like an orchid blooming, as if melting all the coldness in this world and illuminating all the darkness in this world.

"Not afraid?" Jia Xu suddenly changed his face, and sneered and pointed to Shen Gongbao, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog: "That's what he said just now." ”

Seeing Jia Xu smiling and approaching step by step, the goddess was so frightened that she forgot that she could transform and fly away, and sat on the ground with a slump of buttocks, trembling like a small white flower in a storm, and her eyes were already full of tears.

Jia Xu watched the goddess crying, overjoyed, took two steps forward and wiped the tears into the palm of his hand, trotted to Shen Gongbao, and did not forget to shout to the goddess: "Don't run!" Wait there! ”

The goddess was stupid sitting there, but when she heard Jia Xu's words, she instantly became clever, and she changed into a phoenix with a brush, and quickly flew away with two flutters of her big wings, and before leaving, she didn't forget to turn around and glared at Jia Xu fiercely, and secretly swore in her heart that she would immigrate to leave Chaoge now, and from now on poke her eyes, quit singing, quitting dancing, and never encounter this kind of pervert again.

Jia Xu didn't care about others, helped Shen Gongbao up, wiped Shen Gongbao's eyes with his hand stained with phoenix tears, and slapped him again: "Don't howl blindly, China has been chaotic for decades, and now you should open your eyes to see the world!" ”

Shen Gongbao was stunned, subconsciously opened his eyes, a dazzling sunlight came into view, and the eyes of the newborn were a little difficult to adapt to the world for the first time, but it was true, Shen Gongbao could see it again!

"I ...... I can see it again!? Shen Gongbao squinted his eyes, hugged Jia Xu's thigh and cried bitterly: "Senior brother, it was you who let me see the light again, you are my reborn parents, senior brother, Shen Gongbao will never forget...... Senior brother, can you also cure me......

"It's a shame." Jia Xu spread his hands and pretended to be innocent: "There are no phoenix tears anymore, I told her not to go, she still ran away, it's none of my business, it's not that Wen He doesn't work hard, it's really the goddess who is too cunning." ”

"It's really not intentional...... Shen Gongbao burst into tears, and he could only nod his head in belief: "Senior brother, help me go to the doctor, I'll bandage it......"

"No, it's the internal strength, not only shattered the two, but also used the internal force to turn the minced meat into vitality to feed yourself, which is very good for your cultivation, you don't have to do anything to deal with it at all, you feel uncomfortable now just because you don't have a good balance, just take a break from a cup of tea, you have to thank me, of course, because it has been turned into vitality, it is estimated that Hua Tuo is alive, and Bian Que's rebirth can't let you grow again, it's really gratifying, congratulations." Jia Xu saw that Shen Gongbao's eyes were full of melancholy, and patted Shen Gongbao's shoulder very intimately: "In terms of pretending to be better than you, you are still young, in a few thousand years, come to me for revenge after you have mastered your pretending skills." ”

Shen Gongbao nodded tearfully: "Who are Bian Que and Hua Tuo?" ”

"That's right...... Who are these two people, I don't know how to say the names casually, the world is amazing! Jia Xu also scratched his head suspiciously, and didn't bother to think about it anymore after thinking to no avail: "Hey, Yin and Yang people, I'll visit again, are you still together?" ”

“…… I need to be quiet. Shen Gongbao clamped his legs and limped to escape from Jia Xu's side: "Don't ask me who Jingjing is, I guess she must be a clever and benevolent doctor......"

"Well...... It's okay for you to recuperate for a while, then we'll see you tomorrow, remember to get up early, don't try to run away! Jia Xu shouted to Shen Gongbao, who was in a hurry to avoid debts and ran away, and continued to walk without caring with a whistle, as if he was not afraid of Shen Gongbao taking the opportunity to slip away.

Of course, in fact, Shen Gongbao ...... Of course, he has already made up his mind, and he doesn't want to stay here after beating him to death, he has just come down the mountain, and he is indeed a little lucky along the way, but there is also a routine, such as one, three, five, and two, four, and six clouds and light winds, but since he met this bastard who is suspected of being a disciple of Laojun, it has only been a day, first from the face to the ****, then to the loss of the wallet, and then to be beaten by the senior brother, and then by Jia Xu to the bunker.

Thinking of this, I don't know when, tears have flowed all over Shen Gongbao's vicissitudes of life, and the endless suffering has not knocked down the fearless Shen Gongbao, Shen Gongbao just needs some time to heal the egg wound.

"Go! I must go! ”

"Freedom! Shen Gong Leopard wants to be free! ”

Choked and sobbing, Shen Gongbao still stood up strongly, and walked towards the gate with his legs between his legs, those who could not defeat him would become stepping stones on his way to becoming greater!

With such lofty ambitions, Shen Gongbao's will is as tough as a rock, but ......

After walking for nearly an hour, Shen Gongbao finally bowed his once high head to the world.

Learning to compromise with life is growing up and maturing, but it is extremely regrettable.

Yes, Shen Gongbao is lost......

"Master, I want to go home......"

Shen Gongbao cried heartbreakingly.

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The next day, early in the morning.

"Hey! Ha! Wildly! Ha! ”

Jia Xu got up early in the morning, changed into the official uniform carefully prepared for himself by Bo Yi Kao, and his little expression was excited, and he began to sprinkle in the courtyard of the wing, singing while boxing:

"Who is it~ sent you to me~ is that~ the gurgling mountain spring ~" Jia Xu sang to the wonderful place, couldn't help but be overjoyed, flipped two somersaults in the air, landed at the door of Shen Gongbao's wing, and knocked on the door with rhythm: "Wu Neng!" Wu Neng! ”

……

There was a deathly silence in the room.

"Hey! I know you're in there, I smell the stench you went to the kitchen last night to steal eggs. Jia Xu said and knocked on the door again, but the result was still the same, and there was still no sound in the room.

"Then, you don't have to worry about today's safety, let me tell you, you see, first of all, the uninteresting bird yesterday has been scared to move, and what about the Chaoge City that came out overnight, and then there is, I have prepared all the tricks you want to perform today...... Okay, don't hide, Providence wants you to be the national teacher of the Great Shang Dynasty, you just eat this bottle of thousands of poisonous poisons that claim to be able to be poisoned by immortals now, and there will also be a kind-hearted king of Hades who finds out that your yang life is not exhausted and sends you back to ......Yang."

Jia Xu spoke to himself, and really took out a small bottle from his arms that looked like a poison, the whole body was pitch black as if it was still smoking, and the mouth on it was wrapped layer after layer with something, even a fool could probably see what it was.

"Squeak!"

The door finally opened, and Jia Xu was about to say something proudly, when suddenly a black shadow burst out of the room, moving extremely fast, as if such a figure appeared out of thin air.

snatched the poison from Jia Xu's hand, Shen Gongbao looked at Jia Xu with a sneer, but his eyes were full of pride.

"Oops! Xu is really careless, how could he snatch that bottle of Heart-Eating Bone Rotten Pill for you!? Jia Xu looked at the empty palm, his face full of shock: "Don't eat it, if you die, what can I do to fool the king!" ”

“…… Your name is blind, it's completely different from just now! Shen Gongbao twitched his face and looked at the poison bottle in his hand, facing Jia Xu's realistic expression, but his heart was once again dominated by the fear named Jia Xu, and he remembered that he seemed to be playing with him as a monkey in the past, and he was not sure whether he was telling the truth or a lie for a while.

It must be fake!

With his ability, how could I be able to snatch something from him so easily?

Shen Gongbao burst into tears, all thoughts were discouraged, his eyes were closed, the cork was pulled, and he didn't care whether the poison was true or not, since he grabbed it today, he had to taste it even if he died!

I'll pull it!

I'll pull it!

I'll pull it!

"Hey!!???"

Shen Gongbao was shocked to find that the cork was so tight that even if he tried his best to pull it out!

looked at Jia Xu with a cheap smile on his face, and was picking his nose to watch the excitement.

As soon as his knees were weak, he knelt down again, snot, tears, and I don't know why, but they came to the frame again:

“…… It's me who is too young......"