"Old Wu, are you sure you painted my eyebrows, right?" Wu Yi said impatiently: "How many times have I said it, it's painted!" Xiaoyu's eyebrow pencil is half used, and I don't know how to explain it to her when I turn around, so you can live in peace for a while! God did it for a while, like hemorrhoids on his buttocks, Wu Yi was furious and said, "If you move again, I will kick you down!" "God was honest. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that he can only be honest for a minute, and then he turns his head and asks the hundred bone spirit sitting in the back: "Do I have symmetrical eyebrows?" Bai Gujing directly broke his head, indicating that he really didn't want to deal with him. Sophia saw God looking at herself again, and directly conjured up a mirror, God looked at it for a while, and said discouragedly: "I still think it looks good before." ”

The kitchen couldn't be used, the two captives were watched by the Snow Maiden, the gourd baby was still doing the test papers, Sophia poured some water on everyone, and everyone came out. After all, people are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic, and eating is a big deal!

The car was parked under a restaurant, and God cried after just looking at the signboard of the house, it was too classy, and the dishes inside could be very expensive. He said to Wu Yi: "Actually, I think Lao Wang's cooking is very delicious, let's go back and eat." Wu Yi pointed at God's nose and scolded: "Fart! The house almost let you tear it down, you still want to fool us, even if you eat here today, I will admit it! ”

Bai Gu Jing grinned disgustingly and said, "Can you not say such a disgusting thing at the door of the hotel, you will have to eat later!" Wu said: "I'm afraid of a fart, if you think about how many times the old man has invited guests, he finally invited him to eat enough at a time!" The hundred bone spirit nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable, I will definitely eat hard later." ”

As he was walking inside, he heard a commotion not far away, with angry scolding, cries, and a loud crash, in short, chaos. A gray-green armored car was rampage through the street, whether it was a car or an off-road vehicle, they were knocked away, and some were even crushed, not to mention the people in the car.

God frowned and said, "I'll come." Wu Yi nodded with a calm face, although Huang Mai had warned himself not to meddle in his affairs, but even if this kind of scum was played to death by himself, Huang Mai would not say a word. God stepped forward and pointed to the rampage of the armored lane: "God said, your tires have burst!" "The four tires of the armored car stopped, and the body instantly slid seven or eight meters away.

God was just about to show off when he heard Wu Yi yelling, "Get out of the way!" Then a foot grew in front of him, and the shoe seemed to be Wu's disease, and the world spun rapidly, and then he saw the earth. I was dizzy for a long time, and I was pulled up by the collar, and the hundred bones shouted: "Old man! Are you alright, you're not dead yet, are you? ”

It took a long time before there was no ghosting in front of him, and he pushed away the big head of the hundred bone spirits, and the armored car not far away was chasing Wu Yi, and the car was not a tire under it, but a track!

"! What's going on? Bai Gujing said: "This car seems to be Ben Wu Disease, you just removed his tires, and the next moment people hit it with a track, if Wu Illness hadn't kicked you, you would have become a dumpling filling now!" "God's face was swollen like a bun, blood was flowing from the corners of his mouth, and his face was very bad, and he tried to curse several times but couldn't say it clearly, and all failed.

Wu is not having a good time, this armored car is hard to death, and it didn't even lose a little bit of patent leather after hitting so many cars, but fortunately, the tires were removed by God, and it was not very fast to run with tracks. Sophia was not idle, she had already gotten into the armored car and was looking for a breakthrough, which was not a big problem for her, and it was only a matter of time before the armored car turned into a pile of parts, even if the car was sealed.

Before Sophia could find a breakthrough, she heard the Hundred Bone Spirit shouting, "Look at me!" The Bone Spirit jumped into the armored car, his right hand raised in the air, his nails metallic in the sunlight. The claws and steel intertwined with a piercing roar, and even the claws of the hundred bone spirits could only leave a small hole in the armored car, but that was enough, Sophia flowed into the armored car along the crack, and after a while, the car emitted black smoke, clicked twice, and it had completely fallen apart.

After the car fell apart, three people came out of it, two bald men, a woman with short hair, none of them Asian, and they didn't seem to be afraid of being watched at all, let alone the sirens that were approaching. The woman chewed gum and said arrogantly: "The kid handed over the things, it's not something you can keep, it's not cost-effective to put your life on the line for money." ”

The words are full of Chinese, but Wu Zhi does not have the slightest affection for them, because Wu Ai's car has just been knocked over by them, fortunately, only the glass is broken, and a layer of patent leather has been rubbed off, but this is enough for Wu Ai to fight with them, this car is worth more than one million! Wu Yi pointed at the three people and scolded: "You three bastards don't lose the car money today, the man castrated the woman and bought it into a nightclub to dance striptease, you can watch it!" ”

The three of them looked at each other and laughed, and one of the bald heads muttered a lot of words, but Wu Yi didn't understand a word. The short-haired woman translated: "My companion said that you are just a yellow monkey, and he can beat you to meat sauce with one punch. Wu Yi yelled: "Come and try, let's see who has no eggs!" After speaking, he rushed towards the woman with a burst of shouts, and his fist was like a dragon.

The people around thought it was just an ordinary brawl, and it was normal for the car to fall apart just now, and after hitting it for so long, the plane should also break up. None of them walked to the capital, they all gathered around to watch the excitement, and some took pictures with mobile phones, and even applauded Wu's illness.

It is said that Wu Yi punched the short-haired woman, only to see the bald head on the left side of her take a step forward, and his left arm turned into a metallic color, and he actually planned to fight Wu Yi hard. The sound of fists colliding and sour teeth is simply crazy. Wu took a step back, and the bald head flew out upside down and hit the stop sign, and his back was already scratched by steel.

Wu Yi raised his fist and said, "You can't!" This does not need to be translated, it is obviously the meaning of disdain, the bald head roared, grabbed the broken stop sign, and used it as an axe to chop Wu Ai, and at the same time the other bald head also moved, roaring like a brute bull crashing into Wu Ai, and the dull footsteps were frightening. Wu Yi jumped with all his strength, like a bird flying freely, and kicked the bald head that hit him to the ground, and at the same time kicked the bald head that chopped him away.

It's almost like making a movie, and there are already people around who are whispering exclamations, which is much better than performing arts, and can basically be compared to blockbusters. The people's police finally arrived, and it was Huang Mai who led the team, holding this loudspeaker and shouting: "Everyone, please rest assured, this is just a movie, the car just now is all props, if it's okay, everyone will disperse, we want a bigger venue." ”

The owner of his own car in the crowd who was knocked over was just about to shout, and there was already a hand covering his mouth behind him. The crowd was quickly evacuated, and a few who were unwilling to leave were forcibly dragged away, and what happened next was not suitable for ordinary people to watch.

With the last stubborn aunt being carried away by four people, the real drama is staged. One of the two bald heads was stepped into the ground by Wu Ill, and the other was kicked into a jewelry store by Wu Ill, the piercing siren not only annoyed Wu Ill, but also the bald head, the full head of the glass ballast held an alarm in his hand, pinched into a ball of scrap iron, and walked towards Wu Ill with a cruel smile.

The short-haired woman smiled and said to Huang Mai: "I didn't expect you to hide such a killer feature, it's hard for you to do such a good job of secrecy!" Huang Mai laughed and said: "You think our intelligence group is a sieve, Lao Tzu has been waiting for you for a long time hahahaha!" Wu Sick kill them for me! Huang Mai's eyes were frighteningly red, just like Wu Zhi had committed rabies, and if the corners of his mouth were a little foamy, it would be even more similar.

Wu Yi frowned and didn't speak, he always felt that today's Huangmai was very strange. At this time, the short-haired woman actually made a jaw-dropping move, she unbuttoned her few buttons, and her snow-white chest was exposed. The two big men smirked and threw themselves at her. Huang Mai yelled, 'Don't let them fit!' Wu Yi feels that his head is a little insufficient, which fit is it?

The next scene explained for Wu Ai, it was really a fit, the woman's body turned bright silver, and her whole body was like this, and at the same time she had taken off her last sock, and the two hideous-looking men punched the woman one by one, if this punch was solid, it is estimated that this woman would become a meatloaf. It's a pity that things didn't develop as Wu imagined.

The two big men seemed to have entered a different dimensional passage and directly submerged into the body of a short-haired woman. Huang Mai angrily scolded: "There's nothing wrong with you, you bastard, why don't you care about them, as long as you don't let them merge, you can solve it yourself with two clicks, this time I'll see what you do!" ’

"Hehe, what else can I do, wait for death!" The girls mixed with the male voices, like a man and a woman speaking in unison, but it sounded uncomfortable, as if something was blocked in the chest. Now the appearance of the short-haired woman has changed, she is completely a metal giant of more than three meters, and her arms are thicker than Wu's waist. Wu Yi waved his hand to the hundred bone essence and said, "It's your turn, remember not to play to death." ”

"Understood, it wouldn't be a big deal if I missed, right?" As he spoke, he took off his skin and handed it to the god next to him, while Huang Mai yelled, "If only you can kill him, I will take the bones of your life!" The two ghost fires in the eyes of the skeleton of the hundred bone spirit seemed to have become a little bigger, and the white bone claws walked on the ground and made a "gaba gaba" sound, just this scene had made many of Huang Mai's colleagues take a small step back, it was really too eerie.

The Iron Giant laughed and said, "Do you want to compare with me with such a bone, be careful that I will become a strong bone powder!" The hundred bone spirit said gloomily: "Ouzi hates the word bone powder the most!" (To be continued.) )