Chapter 365: An Unlucky Day
That ninja was frozen by the Snow Maiden, not because he changed his taste, but because Wu Yi planned to save this guy, and he should be able to buy a good price when he handed it over to Huang Mai. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Xia Yu and God they both came back safely, Xia Yu also showed a new mobile phone to Wu Ill, saying that he could always pay attention to the new market in the stock market, but Wu Ill came and said that no one at home bought stocks, what do you want to do, and immediately turned off the fire.
Xia Yu went to school the next day, I didn't want to take Athena, a foodie goddess who was easy to attract onlookers, Wu Yi pointed to the small bag on his chest, Xia Yu didn't speak, she also knew that this was a very moment, last night's ninja was also a rare animal to look at it for a long time, and finally commented "I don't care for the elderly at home at such an old age, what do you come out to wave." "That's it.
Sophia's thermostat is ready, but it's actually just a small vest, and the Snow Girl wears it, and Sophia throws it directly into her stomach, and now one of them does housework, and the other often makes the house root like Christmas, and there are snowflakes everywhere.
"I said gourd baby, they won't be stupid, why are they still doing test papers when they come back, that fire baby is on fire!" As God spoke, he roasted ham and sausages with the fire on the head of the fire baby. Wu Yi rolled his eyes and said: "What can I do, they are enchanted now, you ask them everything, "I want to go to Tsinghua University, I want to go to Peking University." "It's this sentence over and over again, Lao Tzu is about to be hypnotized by them."
Bai Gujing said fearfully: "Your students are really amazing, such a high-intensity mental work is not crazy, I have to take it!" Wu Yi asked curiously: "What do you mean, doesn't it mean that the more you use your brain, the more active you are, and there is a disadvantage in using your brain more?" "Definitely! If you think about it, if a part is working endlessly day and night, then it will definitely not take long for it to break, and the brain is the same, and the brain of the plant is smaller, I am afraid that the seven of them will really become vegetative. ā
"It can't be that serious, can it?" As he was talking, two birds outside the window were chirping non-stop, the fire baby and the water baby who were doing their homework put down their pens, pushed open the door, one spit fire and the other spit water, one of the two birds was cremated on the spot, the other hair was washed away, and the scum ran into the grass with a scream. Huowa spit out a mouthful of steaming phlegm and said, "Make you annoying!" ā
Shui Wa said: "Forget it, fourth brother, let's" continue to go back to do the test papers, I think the physics additional questions are a little incomprehensible, how can it explode when it is hot? Huowa shook her head and said: "Old Five, you play with water, you don't understand, the constituent elements of fire are..."
The baking fork in God's hand didn't know where to throw it for a long time, and as soon as the brothers stood up, God thought that he was going to be beaten, so he hid behind the hundred bones early, and now he came out naturally if he was fine, and he sat on the board without squinting. The Snow Girl said to Wu Yi with her hands behind her back: "Where did you get these seven stupid boys, you see this big guy is like a fool, this one has peach blossom eyes, this hard one is like a stone, this one is too enthusiastic, this one is too gentle, this one is easy to find, this is a small point, long but very cute." ā
may really like the old seven, the snow girl holds the seventh baby and can't put it down. Wu Yi said: "I advise you to put him down." The Snow Girl grimaced at Wu Ill: "Why listen to you, I still want to collect this cute little guy, what are you doing with this little gourd?" Qiwa said lightly: "Come in!" The wind blew up, and the Snow Maiden was suddenly put into the gourd.
Wu Yi sighed and said, "Lao Qi let her out!" Qiwa's eyes looked directly at the test paper, as if she was thinking about some difficult question, holding a pen in one hand and a small gourd in the other hand, the snow girl suddenly rolled out and got under the sofa. Just as he was about to drill out, the big baby burst out: "Why is the effect of force mutual, Lao Tzu pushes stones and moves me not to move!" Ahhh Sick of it! ā
The big baby became furious, threw the pencil into the wall, and at the same time picked up the small table in front of him, picked it up and smashed it on the ground, the snow girl was immediately smashed by him, and at the same time, Wu Yi's newly laid floor tiles last year also suffered, cracking like a spider's web. Wu Zhi's head was bruised, and he wanted to catch the big baby and beat him up now.
It's just that the floor that was smashed by the big baby is alive, arching one by one, as if something is about to come out. The eldest baby was also covered, and then the long arm probed, and a dwarf who was vomiting blood was caught, covered in mud, and it was estimated that he had been squatting underground for a long time. God looked at the entrance of the cave and exclaimed, "I'm grass, this is going to play tunnel warfare, such a long tunnel!" ā
Wu Yi took the dwarf from Dawa's hand with a dark face, threw it on the ground, and said to Sophia: "Wake him up!" Sophia spat on the gnome's face, and the dwarf just twitched and didn't wake up. Wu Yi smiled cruelly, stepped on the dwarf's feet and began to exert force, and in just a few seconds, blood began to gush out of the dwarf's mouth again.
Wu Yi only felt a shock under his feet, and then the dwarf jumped up, and before his hammer could hit Wu Yi's head, Wu Yi had already kicked out, and the dwarf flew out of the door like a ball. Wu Yi followed, kicked him lightly twice with his foot, frowned, and said, "Don't pretend to be dead!" The dwarf opened his eyes and said, "Give me the things, or you and your family will not live in peace!" ā
Wu Yi pouted and said, "You can pull it, you better think about how to get out first." The dwarf laughed with blood on his mouth and said, "Do you dare to kill me?" Wu Yi squatted down and stabbed him in the face with a straw stick and said, "It's not enough to kill you, but if you don't paste the floor tiles in my house for me, you won't want to leave!" Sophia gave me a good look at him, and when she was hungry, she gave water to the steamed buns when she was thirsty, and she didn't allow him to leave until the house was repaired! ā
"Okay Ernie sauce!" Sophia agreed, and a dirty collar was placed around the gnome's neck, and the dwarf sneered, "Do you think this will lock me up?" Sophia silently pressed a switch, and the dwarf stood up all at once, her expression terrified, as if she didn't know why she suddenly stood up.
Sophia explained: "You have an hour of eating, two hours of sleeping, and the rest of the day working, even if you want to be lazy, it's useless, this collar will control your behavior through the nerves in your spine, go for number 158!" "You are abusing migrant workers, I will go to the labor bureau to sue you, ah!" The gnome screamed as he filled the hole.
God touched his stomach and asked, "How are we going to eat at noon?" The Hundred Bone Spirit proposed, "Order takeout!" Wu Yi said: "Just eat some instant noodles, and when the next few days pass, let's go out and eat something good, and make a living in the next few days." "God agreed to pick vegetables in disappointment, this guy is very particular about eating, even an ordinary instant noodle must look gorgeous, a dollar generation of instant noodles he can give you a sense of déjà vu of a big meal.
God was preparing to cook instant noodles in the kitchen, but when he wanted to chop the vegetables, he found that all the kitchen knives were floating, and the cold light was terrifying. God sighed and said, "Just come out if you want, it's not polite to point a knife at someone." The window opened, and an Asian jumped in with his hands folded, bent over, and said, "Savadika!" God plays with taste: "Thai? Are you a shemale? The man was not angry and said, "As long as you promise to give me the thing around that person's neck, I will let you go, or I will cut off your flesh piece by piece!" ā
God said, "Why did you choose me?" Do I look easier to bully? The Thai nodded, and at the same time two kitchen knives began to spin around God, not knowing when they would be cut down. God shook his head in frustration: "People in the world are always so stupid and shallow, and they actually regard this god as a sheep who are easy to bully, since this is the case, I will let you see it!" I said, you're guts! ā
The Thai frowned and said, "If you say anything more disrespectfully, I will kill you!" God was stunned: "Are you okay?" It shouldn't be, don't hold on hard, just shout out when the egg hurts! "In a flash of cold light, one of God's eyebrows has disappeared, a bare piece, God covered his eyes and came out with a cold sweat, if it wasn't for this bastard's mercy, he would have died.
"Next time it's your head!" The eyes of the Thais look at God with contempt. God was angry, and as the only God in the world, he had never been so insulted even when he was crucified, and God was really angry.
God became serious, without a hint of obscenity, and was full of majesty. "God says, 'You are guilty!' Great Illumination! "The incandescent lamps in the kitchen, the microwave oven, the induction cooker, anyway, the lights that can shine are all turned on, and the dazzling light makes the Thai people squint, and he doesn't dare to cover it with his hands. God then cried out, "God said, 'You will have bad blood!'" ā
As soon as the words fell, the freezer in the kitchen collapsed, and the Thai was smashed underneath, and this was not the end, the ground collapsed, and a small pickaxe was nailed to the Thai man's buttocks, blood flowed, and even the pants were torn off, and the buttocks were quite white. God looked at the Thai people refreshedly, and snorted: "Damn, it's really a shemale, not even a ball, pulling calves!" ā
The dwarf crawled out with tears in his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "How can it collapse if it is buried well!" I'm so unlucky! Sophia came in and looked at God and said, "Bad luck is you!" God looked at the black smoke of the electrical appliances, and then at the refrigerator that had jumped off the patent leather, and couldn't help but feel sad, and stepped on the Thai man and said, "Let's go out to eat, I'll have a treat." ā
"God, I'll rub your uncle! You're going to tear down your home, aren't you? (To be continued.) )