Chapter 216: The Spacious Humvee
Wu Lao Er came, came in a hurry, so busy that he didn't even have time to fight with Wu Sick, only to see Luo Gui come out and say something to him, he hurriedly left, and before leaving, he also took the pig's trotters that Wu's mother just bought, saying that there are more places to run in the past few days, and he needs to make up for his feet. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Δ81 Chinese Ω net to make up for the feet, you have to use donkey hooves, and pigs can't walk much!
Wu's mother, who was serving dinner to everyone, said, "Eat quickly if you are sick, let's go rent a car after eating, and I said you, can't you save some money to buy a car first, don't you be ashamed to borrow Xiao Wang's tricycle every day?" Wu Yi said blankly, "Why are you renting a car?" Wu Ma said angrily: "If you feel like me, you should turn a deaf ear, right?" Didn't I tell you yesterday to help your grandma harvest the peanuts? ”
Wu's mother said that Wu Yi remembered, there is indeed such a thing, in previous years, Wu Ai's uncle helped collect it, who knew that this year, my uncle twisted his waist, and now it is almost winter, and the peanuts in the field have not been confiscated. "Oh, that's what you're talking about, I still remember, don't rent a car later, I'll borrow one." Wu's mother instructed, "Then you can borrow a bigger one, spacious!" Wu Yi agreed to continue eating.
Wu Ill can't afford to buy a car now, but the problem is that he can't afford to drive, the price of oil is too high, so high that he can only push the car around with his income, if that's the case, it's better not to buy a car than to buy a car and watch the new car get old! It's easy to borrow a car, to say that in the past, Wu Ai's fox friends and dog friends also had cars, but at most it was a bread or something, but now it's different, isn't there a big tyrant like Xiaolong!
"Hey, Xiaolong, you give me a car, be more spacious and atmospheric, it's best for the little girl to want to marry me at first sight, why are you talking so ugly, what do you call me to drive a Rolls-Royce like a driver!" I don't care if you hurry up and find me one, I'm going to use it soon! Hung up the phone Wu Yi sighed, Xiaolong, this kid has also learned badly, and now he actually knows how to be sarcastic.
Xiaolong's degree was very fast, and after a while, he saw a large off-road vehicle parked under the crooked neck tree, although Wu was blind, but he still knew the Hummer's row of letters and biscuits-like signs. The car stopped, Wang Yan of the co-pilot got down first, and then Xiaolong was also dragged out of the co-pilot, and there was no way to let the two of them copy a piece.
Xiaolong said in pieces: "Didn't you say that you can get in the car and get out of the car with me, why don't you talk nonsense?" "At first glance, Xiaolong doesn't understand women, it won't work for you to reason with them, especially when she becomes your girlfriend, she is your reason. Sure enough, I heard Wang Yan say, "Hmph! I'm a girl, and it's my privilege to talk without words! ”
Wang Yan jumped up and down to untie the handcuffs and entered the house, the frightened Wu Yi wanted to run away immediately, Xiaolong grabbed Wu Yi and said, "Don't worry, we just kissed in the car, it will be a full five minutes, and it will be fine in two hours!" Wu Yi breathed a sigh of relief and said with a wicked smile, "You two are making such a fast progress, when will you make a little life?" ”
Xiaolong waved his hand again and again and said, "Don't think about it for the time being, we are both young, why are we in a hurry to have a child at twenty-four?" Wu Yi sighed, "Both of you are both parents dead, no one is forcing you, of course you are not in a hurry!" "Isn't there any ambiguity in what I heard from you?" "Nope! Absolutely nothing! It's you thinking too much! "This kind of thing can't be said casually, if this reaches Wu's mother's ears, how can it be done, it is a capital crime to seek a dynasty and usurp the throne!
Wu Ma and the others have already packed up, carrying large and small gifts and walking out, Huang Mei didn't run away, she put herself in the end, because the main purpose of this time is not to harvest peanuts, but Wu is sick and his grandmother wants to grandma's nephew and daughter-in-law. As soon as Wu's mother saw Xiaolong, she said, "Hey, you are Xiaolong, our family always mentions you to me when you have a minor illness, saying that you are a successful person and a big boss!" ”
After Xiaolong vaguely agreed, he whispered to Wu Yi: "It turns out that I am so powerful in your mind?" Looking at Xiaolong's smiling appearance, Wu Yi didn't speak, everyone could hear that this was a polite remark, why is this thing so serious. Xiaolong Wang Yan and Wu Xingyun are at home to watch the house, Wu Ill Huang Mei Sophia Tang Seng and Angel Chicken go to harvest peanuts, Tang Seng and Wu Ill are the main forces, who let them have no human rights.
After the arrangement, Wu Yi drove the car, and everyone fastened their seat belts, Huang Mei worried, "Wu Ill, you can't do it, I heard that you only passed the test three times in one subject, and the driving skills I learned from you are useless, or the security guard of our company taught me, I really can't let Sophia drive." Wu Yi excitedly touched the steering wheel and said, "Don't worry, brother is a practical school, and those theoretical knowledge are bullshit!" ”
That's what I said, but the problem also came, the car was successfully on fire, but the gear Wu was numb, this car was an automatic transmission, and he couldn't drive! (It's no joke, and the fish don't turn on the automatic either!) Looking at Huang Mei's disdainful eyes, the annoyed and angry Wu Yi threw all the fire on Xiaolong) "Can't you just get me a manual transmission car?!" ”
Xiaolong shrugged and said, "The manual transmission in my garage is a tractor, which is still from the pesticides I used to buy, and you want to drive away when you turn around." "Why don't you buy pesticides when you don't have anything to do?" "It's not that I couldn't think about it at that time, but I didn't expect the prize of fake pesticides to be real." The crowd "......! ”
Huang Mei slapped Wu Yi and said, "You can't do it!" "Men hate women the most and say they can't do it, Wu Yi gritted his teeth and hung up the gear, the car quickly retreated, and knocked down the iron sheet where the mushroom brothers were staying, and even the car turned off. Wu's mother was angry, and she slapped herself: "You want to die yourself!" Hurry up while your dad and I can have another one, so it's not a second child! ”
Wu Yi was so angry that he squatted down and sat down. Huang Mei patted the driver's seat and said, "Sophia, you still come, I'm not very good at automatic cars." Sophia agreed and began to squeeze forward, Wu's mother said worriedly, "This girl seems to be underage, does she have a driver's license, it's not that your aunt dislikes you, with your height, it seems that you can't even reach the accelerator!" ”
It's over, I was really told by Wu's mother, Sophia's height is really not enough to control a tall and mighty Humvee, and her feet are a palm's distance from the accelerator! Fortunately, Mother Wu's vision behind her was not very clear, and Huang Mei hurriedly took a bottle of mineral water to Sophia and said, "Drink saliva first to moisten your throat." Tang Seng pouted and said, "Why do you still use your voice when driving?" After being glared at by Huang Mei, he shrank behind and stopped talking.
He is also inexperienced, driving is a very throat-consuming job, which old driver does not prepare a box of mineral water in the car, otherwise what if he will be scolded for thirst? In fact, the biggest reason why drunk driving is not allowed is that he is afraid of drinking, and he will get down and fight after being lame, and that guy can't even stop the traffic police!
Sophia's degree of drinking mineral water can apply for the Guinness World Record, and the mineral water will enter her stomach in one second, if she is not afraid of scaring Wu's mother, she can be faster. Wu's mother apologized and said, "The preserved egg porridge in the morning is indeed a little salty, look at this child, next time Auntie must pay attention!" "For this just right misunderstanding, Wu Yi doesn't plan to explain anything, it's rare to be confused!
Sophia's feet grew more than half, and several people successfully set off, and the three people who had been at the door to see them off had already returned. Wu's mother is the kind of person who gets sleepy as soon as she takes the car, and she doesn't know how she didn't take the four-hour bus journey from home to Wu Ill, Wu Ill's grandmother's house lives farther, and Sophia's drag racing skills still ran for two hours.
Wu Ai's grandmother's house belongs to the kind of urban-rural junction, although the family has money now, but the house is still a tiled house, in the words of grandma, it is comfortable to live in this, and it is true, the tiled house is indeed warm in winter and cool in summer, which refers to the absence of air conditioning and floor heating.
The locust tree at the entrance of the village is still the same as Wu Ai's memory, although it is not as good as the towering tree on the island, but this tree is more than 300 years old, Wu Ai's grandmother had it when she was a child, and now it has become a national protected tree.
Grandma's house is in the third house at the entrance of the village, there is also a locust tree in front of the door, to the point that it is not planted by itself, and the seeds of the big locust tree are budding here, in the year when Wu's mother was pregnant with Wu Huai, the name of Wu Ai was originally intended to be called Wu Huai, but then gave up, because the name is called fast and easy to call it Wuhuan, according to the meaning of Wu Disease, even if it is called Wuhuan, it is better than calling it no problem, but he said that it does not count.
Now more than 20 years have passed, the small sapling has also grown into a big tree, every summer there will be an old man and an old lady chatting under the tree, although in some superstitions the locust tree is a ghost tree, but Wu Yi has even seen the gods, do you expect him to be afraid of ghosts? Grandma is eighty years old, but she is still old and strong, although she carries crutches every day, but it is used to beat people, and Wu's mother's bad temper is inherited from her old man.
Now the weather is relatively cold, grandma is wearing a thicker coat and now looking at the door of the house, seeing this Wu disease tears almost fell, grandma can be said to be the most painful Wu disease people, but Wu disease has come to adulthood only a handful of times, this time I heard that my nephew is coming, eighty years old is still waiting at the door, Wu disease feels that he is not a special thing!
After getting out of the car, Wu Yi hurriedly went to help the old man, grandma's somewhat cloudy eyes saw that Wu Ai's smile became a slit, and she couldn't help but sigh, "The little illness has grown so big, grandma is really old!" "No, no, you're not old at all, I'm too anxious, it's trivial to live for a few hundred years with your physique!" Grandma smiled and scolded, "Just you can talk, always come to make grandma happy, hurry up and enter the house, it's cold outside!" ”
"Minor illness, are you here, my old bones are still counting on hugging my grandson, you want a snack!" (To be continued.) )