readx;?“ Come on, don't be polite, you are all friends of Wu Disease, our family's minor illness has caused you trouble, all sit down, as if you were at home! Wu's mother entered the house and complained: "Mom! Didn't you let you come out, what if you were frozen out on such a cold day! Grandma's crutch slammed the ground and said: "My old woman is not fragile to that extent, you think I am your fragile dead ghost father, I can die after drinking two sips of wine, I was really blind to fall in love with him!" ”

Seeing her angry, Wu Yi hurriedly said, "Grandma, let's go into the house quickly, I'm afraid of the cold." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Grandma heard this and said: "Okay, hurry in, it's not that grandma said you, you young people are too fragile now, go back and pull back the stone mill at the entrance of the village, and use it to exercise when you are fine." "There is a stone mill at the entrance of the village, also called a stone mill, a solid big guy of pure marble, to say the least, there are 800 catties!

If you put Wu Ill underneath, you can definitely press it into a photo, let alone exercise with him, it is simply self-harm!

Wu Yi said vaguely: "Besides, I'm not as empty as you think, look at this is all muscles!" Grandma slapped Wu Yi dotingly and whispered, "Which is your girlfriend?" It shouldn't be that little girl, it's a good body, but it's too small, if someone wants to arrest you when you turn around, you run to grandma, your grandma and I still have a bit of weight in this village, but you must not live up to other girls, otherwise your legs will give you a discount! ”

At first, it was still kind and kind-eyed, and then it was a naked threat, grandma is a righteous person, there was a cow in the village at the beginning, and the suspected uncle stole it, and it was later confirmed, grandma went to fan more than a dozen big ear scrapers, of course, you can also understand it as a calf protector, but Wu Yi did not doubt the credibility of grandma's words, and said that one is grandma's iron signboard for eighty years.

Wu said hurriedly: "Where do you want to go, it's not this, this is my friend's sister-in-law, who works as an accountant at my place, my girlfriend is the red-haired one, what do you think, if you don't say anything about my grandson, I'll kick her immediately!" "What Wu Yi said is true, but how can there be no price for kicking Lord Huang Mei, it is light to peel off a layer of skin!

Grandma looked at Wu Aihu and said suspiciously: "Can such a beautiful girl take a fancy to you?" "This sentence completely hit Wu Ill, even his own grandmother felt that he was ugly, could he really pick it up?" Grandma, what do you mean by this, is your grandson and me so ugly? Grandma pulled this Wu Ill to sit down: "Little illness, I can tell you, even if we are ugly, we must have backbone, and we must not coerce and lure other people's little girls, and we can't intervene in the door!" ”

This is not explained! "Huang Mei is here! Tell our grandma what you like about me! Huang Mei walked over elegantly, anyway, you can't see that she has a little O-shaped legs, and she is not afraid of freezing in stockings on such a cold day... Oh, people are real goddesses, not afraid of the cold.

Huang Mei squatted beside her grandmother and said obediently: "Grandma, you called me?" Grandma's eyes lit up suddenly, and she touched Huang Mei's hand and exclaimed, "This girl is so handsome!" You tell me, what do you like about my family's minor illness, or does he do anything to you, even if you say that there is grandma in charge with you, he dares to squeak his leg and give him a cripple! ”

Wu Yi covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly, feeling that he couldn't get rid of the mark of a bad person. Huang Mei was also a little embarrassed, because she really couldn't remember what the advantages of Wu Ill were, but how could you explain this thing to grandma! Grandma said with a tiger face: "You won't come together to fool my wife, I heard that young people are popular to rent girlfriends now!" ”

This old lady knows too much, this kind of mind has not been touched in the past few years, but she is helpless and shy, she really can't afford to rent, and he can't look down on it if it's too ugly. Wu Yi couldn't cry and laughed: "Grandma, where do you want to go, Huang Mei is really my girlfriend, don't believe you ask my mother, she has lived in my house for a while, and we have been sleeping in the same room, if you can rent like this, how can there be so many singles!" ”

Grandma looked at Wu's mother and asked, "Is it true that the little illness said?" "Wu's mother was busy pouring tea and took the time to say: 'It's true, I lived with them for a month, and the two of them slept in the same room every day, if it weren't for Xiaomei's father opposing me, I would want to marry them.' The old lady crutches slammed and said angrily: "Why is he against it!" The two children really love each other, and if he wants the good of the children, he should encourage them! ”

The old lady's power is really scary, and even Wu's mother lowered her eyebrows and didn't dare to make a big move. But grandma's anger came and went quickly, and she turned her head and said to Huang Mei: "Your name is little sister, don't be afraid, I'll talk to your family when I go back, what age is this, why is it still so feudal, how good is free love, even if the two of them are not suitable, they can't find their parents!" ”

Everyone didn't speak, to be honest, Wu Yi was very curious, what kind of sparks would be made between the Yellow Emperor, one of the three emperors, and his grandmother, this is much more interesting than any anti-Japanese drama!

Wu's mother also saw everyone's embarrassment, and said, "I'll prepare lunch, and we'll work in the field after we eat." Huang Mei is a smart person, so she didn't need Wu's mother to make a look at her, so she recommended herself: "Mom, I'll help you help." Grandma looked at Huang Mei's eyes more and more satisfied, "It's not easy to find such a diligent girl, you have to catch a minor illness, don't cheap other little beasts!" ”

Grandma's words also scolded Wu Ai into it, but who let this be his own grandmother, everything is right. Wu Yi immediately lowered his eyebrows and said, "Don't worry, you can't run away from her!" Grandma was relieved and did not forget to urge Wu Ill: "You are also not small, those of us who are elders have been worried about your object before, and now the object is also there, and when you get married, you will have a child quickly, although grandma is not against Mr. child, but this is not a good thing to say, you can hurry up, I don't know how long I can live." ”

The next conversation was more boring, such as why Tang Seng's head was so bald, how Sophie's looked a little transparent, and whether it was anemia. Wu Ai wondered if his grandmother had opened his eyes, and Wu Ai was frightened and thought he was exposed. The sound of footsteps outside again, no need to ask if it must be my uncle's family, my uncle lives next door to my grandmother's house, and I came to see if there was a little movement.

After all, grandma is really old, for fear of some accidents, if it weren't for grandma's stubbornness and refusal to live with her uncle, this yard could still be twice as big! Sure enough, it was my uncle's family, my uncle was an honest man, although my aunt liked to take advantage of a little bit but her nature was not bad, and the most headache for Wu was his younger brother, that is, his uncle's son, eight-year-old itch, saying that he was a bear child was lifted, and he was completely a little devil in the world.

The biggest pleasure is to laugh at Wu Ai, an older brother who is in his twenties and doesn't have a girlfriend, anyway, every time Wu Ai is made unable to get off the stage by this bear child, and a large part of the reason for not coming to grandma's house is on him. "Oops! Yangyang is here, is there a holiday, how was the exam? Yang Yang glanced at Wu Yi with disdain and said, "What else can I do, I must be better than you!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped by his father, "How can you talk to your brother!" It's definitely better than your brother! What kind of face do you have to show when you score more than 20 points? Even if you don't like this younger brother as an elder brother, you have to persuade him: "Uncle, don't beat Yangyang, more than 20 points is not a lot, and I will have to score more than ten points at that time." The uncle said depressedly: "He has a total score of three subjects!" ”

"Huh? How much do you get? "11 points in Chinese, 9 points in mathematics, zero eggs in English!" Wu Yi touched Yangyang's head and said calmly: "Then your bias is a bit serious." "Shit! I wondered, there are so many multiple-choice questions in English, and I wonder if this kid knows the answer and deliberately me off! "Saying that, I want to hit the child again.

Today's children know who to find as a shield, and they hide behind the old lady with a sad cry of "grandma", and it's a pity that the inappropriate actor with a small face is wronged. The uncle is also an eyeless one, so he has to go on it like this, and he was beaten with a stick by his grandmother: "Yangyang is to blame for not studying well!" This kid was originally very smart, but you beat him stupid! ”

What else can I say, the ancestors have spoken, and the uncle can only watch his own bear child show off his might, while beating his grandmother's shoulders and not forgetting to look at his own son provocatively, the angry uncle's eyes are red. Then he was struck again, "Who are you glaring at?" Is it itchy? The old uncle said angrily: "Mom, the child can't be so spoiled, you will get used to him in trouble!" ”

"What can happen to my old woman!" The uncle smiled bitterly: "Your grandson has started to fall in love, his mother gives him five yuan a day pocket money, he all buys snacks to coax other little girls, the day before yesterday I went to give him a parent-teacher will be trained by other teachers as negative teaching materials for a full hour, I was looking for a good time to get into!" ”

Who knew that grandma was not only not angry, but praised her grandson with a smile: "Ouch! I'm Yangyang has grown up, and I know that I have found a daughter-in-law for myself, unlike your eldest brother, who just found a daughter-in-law when I was so old, tell my grandma, whose girl I fell in love with, grandma will go to tell you a matchmaker! "Is there a spectrum here, Wu Yi can't stand it: "Grandma, you are too unreliable like this!" ”

Grandma glared at Wu Yi: "What's wrong with ordering a doll first, didn't you say that the ratio of men and women will be unbalanced in the future a few days ago, let's book one for Yangyang first, and the province will be like you in the future, and you will find a partner when you are almost thirty!" Wu Yi was completely convinced, and his aunt was pleasantly surprised: "I found a girlfriend for a small illness, God finally opened my eyes once, I thought..."

That's right, in addition to liking to take advantage of a little advantage, Wu Ai's aunt is also a person who doesn't keep her mouth shut, and she often offends people because of her words, which can be regarded as a rectum. At this time, Huang Mei walked in: "Wu Disease, our mother wants me to ask you whether the ribs are fried or stewed?" Wu Yi boldly hugged Huang Mei's waist and said in a trembling voice: "This is my girlfriend, Huang Mei, grass head yellow, charming charm." This is my uncle and aunt, which is my brother. ”

I have to finish it on my knees, Huang Mei is very persistent! Although he was a little uncomfortable with Wu Ill's boldness, he still called people obediently: "Uncle is good, aunt is good, brother is good." The well-behaved Wu Yi seemed to be fascinated, but when he thought of her true face, Wu Yi's hand wanted to hide it quickly, in case she cut it down, it wouldn't grow out.

The uncle's family was already stunned, looking at the fairy-like Huang Mei and didn't know what to say, so they could only nod mechanically in agreement. At this time, the essence of the Yangyang bear child had an attack, and he jumped up and shouted: "You must be fake, how can you fall in love with Wu Yi if he is so ugly!" Either you are a childcare, or you are a liar, and the biggest possibility is that you want to buy Wu Ill! ”

The uncle took off his shoes and chased Yangyang all over the yard, this time even grandma didn't intercede, this child just owes a beating, and he tells the truth, he really should educate it. It's all like this, and the kid is still running and shouting: "This is not scientific!" (To be continued.) )