Chapter 20 Cooking, Kung Fu
The matter between Ah Bao and Tian Xiaoqian is over, and his reputation is also innocent, Ma Yidun feels relaxed. The pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info bid farewell to Chen Yi and came out of the police station, because Ah Bao and Tian Xiaoqian kept inviting him to his house as a guest, Ma Yi was not a hypocritical person, not to mention that it was difficult to resist hospitality, so he and Mi Lili gladly accepted the invitation, and Huang Bin said goodbye to everyone and returned to Binhai first.
Her son, who had been away from home for many years, finally came home, and Ah Leopard's mother was very happy, but when she saw Ma Yi, who was much younger than her son, and there was already Mi Lili by her side, she couldn't help but complain that Ah Leopard didn't bring her daughter-in-law back, which made Ah Leopard have a headache. After eating, Ai Yuan personally acted as a driver and tour guide, taking Ma Yi and them to Lezhu Village for a tour.
Lezhu Village is a village of ethnic minorities, with beautiful scenery, simple folk customs, snow-capped mountains and ancient buildings rich in ethnic characteristics, which is one of the highlights of the tourist area. Of course, for safety reasons, it is forbidden to climb the snow-capped mountain, and tourists can only watch from a distance and take pictures; A small river formed by melting water of ice and snow, the river water is crystal clear, like a pure silver practice, bypassing the ancient village and flowing out of the mountain. The silvery-white fish in the river is the legendary beauty fish.
As soon as she arrived at Lezhu Village, Mi Lili couldn't wait to run to the river, sat on a stone by the river, took off her shoes and socks, put her feet into the water, and then bent down and whispered to the little fish in the river while dialing the water: "Fish, come, defoliate my sister, come, come, come......"
The little fish in the river saw a pair of snow-white little soles immersed in the water, and originally wanted to come up for a good meal, but the owner of the paws of the feet suddenly stretched his hand into the river, and kept plucking and plucking, as if he was trying to do wrong, and as a result, he was frightened at once, so they quickly fled, for fear that they would escape slowly, and she was caught to make grilled fish. Seeing the little fish at her feet running away like a swarm, Mi Lili was so anxious that she stood up and stomped her feet:
"Hey, hey, what are you running, come back quickly!"
The female man sells cuteness, and the tourists who don't know the truth are really cute by her, and they laugh heartily, but Ma Yi feels a sense of disobedience no matter how he looks at it. Tian Xiaoqian grabbed her and said, "Lily, don't move, they are all scared away by you, sit down, quietly, don't move, they will be back in a while." Mi Lily sat down again.
After a while, the little fish really came back again, surrounded her feet, and pecked her feet with her small mouth from time to time, itchy, and the feeling was weird and comfortable. Because of the lesson she had just learned, Mi Lili did not dare to move, but closed her eyes and enjoyed this wonderful moment.
Suddenly, there was a noise downstream. When she opened her eyes, it turned out that a tourist who looked five big and three thick was actually urinating in the river in public. The people next to him were unhappy, so they accused him one after another, but this person turned out to be very arrogant and rude, not only did not admit his mistakes, but he wanted to beat people fiercely. Mi Lili suddenly became angry, and easily picked up a fist-sized stone from the river to smash it.
Ma Yi's eyes were quick, and he raised his hand to pat the stone away. Just kidding, such a big stone, with the strength of Mi Lili's hand, smashed and injured people, it was light, and if you don't do it, you will die!
"Why are you holding me back? Sick? The cute girl has returned to the nature of a female man, and she angrily reprimanded Ma Yi. Then, he picked up a slightly smaller stone from the river, and threw his hand at the uncivilized traveler who was playing tricks with lightning speed. Fortunately, Ma Yi's block just now reminded her that stones can kill people, so this time she didn't use any force, and only aimed at the tourist's fat buttocks, not the back of the head.
The tourist was scaring the other travelers who dared to say that he was not, and suddenly his buttocks were smashed, and although the buttocks were thick and fat, they were hit by stones, and it was also painful. A great pain struck him, and he jumped up, and after the stone hit his buttocks, he was resisted by his buttocks, stopped moving forward, and fell heavily into the river, and the splash wet his pants again, making him look embarrassed.
"Who? Who smashed me? The tourist roared and looked back, looking like he was about to eat someone. Mi Lili decisively pointed at Ma Yi and said loudly: "It's him, it's him who smashed you!" ”
Ai Yuan and Tian Xiaoqian were suddenly a little dumbfounded. At first glance, Mi Lili is a cute Lori, so Ai Yuan and his wife have always liked this little sister quite much, just like the scene of shouting fish just now, which simply turned them upside down. But they never thought that the Lori in front of them was not only a provoking spirit, but also a master of planting.
Tian Xiaoqian was so anxious that she took Mi Lili's hand and said, "Lily, how can you do this?" ”
"How am I?" Mi Lili became cute in seconds.
"You...... You...... If you smash someone, you will smash someone, why do you have to stand up and admit it? People didn't find out! Tian Xiaoqian was so anxious that her face turned white. That tourist, who is five big and three thick, has a rough personality, and anyone can see that he is not a good stubble. If you smash him, will he give up with you? Since the accident between Ai Yuan and Ah Bao, Tian Xiaoqian has simply talked about fighting, she doesn't want the people around her to finally come out of the police station and be arrested again. Her little heart couldn't withstand this repeated torture.
Ah Leopard actually wanted to hit the tourist for a long time, but unfortunately Mi Lili shot before him, and then, she decisively led the disaster to Ma Yi. The tourist looked like a brainless two hundred and five, so Ah Bao was 100% convinced that he would fall for Mi Lili, and then go to Ma Yi to be lucky.
And then, what about the result?
He used his knees to think about what the result would look like.
Ah Leopard watched the tourists wade through the water and rush towards them with a fierce attitude, and he snickered to himself. He pulled Tian Xiaoqian and signaled her not to worry. Tian Xiaoqian thought that Ah Bao was going to come forward to fight, although she was worried that her brother would be arrested by the police again because of the fight, but she thought that Ma Yi was a guest and a benefactor of their family, so she felt that she really couldn't let him be injured by others, so she didn't stop her brother from coming forward, and she was worried that Ah Bao would not be able to beat others and would suffer, so she hurriedly signaled Ai Yuan and asked him to help Ah Bao fight.
Ai Yuan is a good-tempered person, but because of the situation, he has to roll up his sleeves and prepare to fight. He is using his actions to explain to people that the rabbit is called and will bite when he is pressed.
"Ai Yuan, what do you want to do?" Leopard stopped him. Ai Yuan looked at Ah Bao, and then at Tian Xiaoqian, and said in his heart, of course it's a fight, is it singing?
"Brother, that guy is too big for you to beat alone, so let Ai Yuan help you." Tian Xiaoqian said. Ai Yuan also nodded hurriedly, "Brother, I'll help you!" Fight tiger brothers, go into battle father and son soldiers, let's not coax him! ”
A leopard is happy with a "sigh".
"Why do you think I'm going to fight?"
Tian Xiaoqian's face turned red suddenly, she didn't expect that her brother was not only ignorant, but also didn't understand her mind. But this matter can't be said in front of Ma Yi and them, fortunately, she was in a hurry and said: "Brother, that person is so annoying, he is destroying the tourism environment of our Luanxi, as a Luanxi person, shouldn't you take care of it?" ”
As soon as these words came out, not only Ah Bao was stunned, but even Ai Yuan was stunned, they looked at Tian Xiaoqian, as if they were thinking about when Tian Xiaoqian's consciousness was raised to this height, why didn't they find out?
As he spoke, the tourist had already rushed to Ma Yi, pointed his finger at the tip of Ma Yi's nose, and asked angrily: "Did you hit me with a stone just now?" ”
"Don't you think it's uncivilized to pee in front of your own people?" Anyway, it has been planted, Ma Yi simply did not answer the rhetorical question.
"Kiba is Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can pee if he likes to pee, it's your business?" The tourist roared, without the slightest sense of guilt in his heart, and the other tourists saw that he was so vulgar and rude, arrogant and domineering, and knew that they could not afford to provoke this kind of hob meat, so they avoided him one after another, and did not dare to make any more accusations against him. The tourist saw that his momentum had calmed everyone, and his heart became even more proud.
He glared at Ma Yi, who was obviously shorter than him and significantly smaller than him, and said smugly: "Boy, do you know brother? Brother walked sideways in his hometown, within a hundred miles, no one dared to give his brother a face! You kid doesn't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and you actually take care of your brother, do you really think that you are an invincible city manager? ”
"Oh, so you're Big Brother Crab, disrespectful, disrespectful!" Ma Yi clenched his fists, saying disrespectful in his mouth, but there was sarcasm on his face. He was so angry that he was about to go berserk, and shouted: "What do you say, who do you say is a crab?" Have you ever seen a crab this strong? Bah...... Bah...... You're the crab, your whole family is a crab! ”
Halfway through the scolding, he walked sideways and suddenly found that he seemed to be being encircled, so he immediately changed his words and became angry.
"You kid likes to hit people's butts with rocks, huh?" He stooped down and picked up a stone from the river and held it in his hand. "Brother tells you, brother, I like to hit people's heads with stones, boom, it's too enjoyable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a light hand, and when he looked at it, his hand was empty, and the stone was inexplicably in someone's hand.
"Huh, what's going on?" He looked at his empty hands, and his face was full of disapproval. Then, he suddenly found that the dark clouds were covering the top and the wind was coming, and before he could react, he only heard a "bang", and the stone in Ma Yi's hand had smashed into his head. Fortunately, Ma Yi didn't exert all his strength, otherwise his head would have been smashed, but Rao was like this, he was also injured, there was a roar in his ears, his eyes were full of gold stars, and he staggered back several steps before he stood firmly, and the splash of water made his pants all wet.
He didn't care about his pants, he raised his hand and touched the door of his head, and his hands were suddenly covered with blood.
"Your sister, you dare to smash my head?" He was shocked and angry.
"Hitting your head is a wake-up call for you, never forget to be a civilized tourist!" Ma Yi said, stepped forward, raised his foot and kicked it violently, and walked sideways, like a dead pig kicked up by him, and fell heavily to the river bank two or three meters away. Walking sideways, the body was huge, and the weight was definitely not less than two hundred pounds, but Ma Yi kicked him away, and the tourists next to him suddenly burst into exclamations, and several foreigner tourists were dancing with their hands, and their mouths kept shouting:
"Take, Kung Fu! Take, Kung Fu! ”