Walking sideways on the shore and rolling several times before he could stabilize, he got up from the ground, but the pain in his head was like a tear, and he was dizzy. Ma Yi's kick, although he had already controlled his strength, but it was enough to walk sideways and drink a pot, his stomach hurt so much that he cramped, he was drenched in cold sweat, and his hands and feet were sore. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info saw him kneeling on one leg and holding his right hand on the ground, struggling to get up, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't.

He looked up, only to see a red cloud overhead. He shook his head, trying to sober up.

Ah Leopard saw that Sister Li and Brother Xiao Ma had already started, and their hands were already itchy, and their hearts were more like a hundred kittens scratching. Seeing that he had no power to fight back when he walked sideways, and now abusing him was definitely like playing, so he was even more eager to try.

If you are cheap, you don't pick up non-gentlemen, and beating the water dog is also a real life.

I saw him pounce on him with a "whoosh", grabbed him by the collar that was walking sideways, and then rounded his arms and shouted: "Miscellaneous, look at my invincible boiled crab fist!" ”

Poor walking sideways and being beaten by Ma Yi has not yet returned to his soul, he now doesn't even have the ability to dodge, and it is even more impossible to counterattack, seeing Ah Leopard's fist slamming towards his stomach, he hurriedly held his breath, just like a martial arts master holding back his internal strength, hoping that the breath he held up could cushion the impact of Ah Leopard's fist like a sponge pad and reduce the injury index.

However, what he didn't expect was that after Ah Leopard's fist swung around, it did not fall on his belly as he expected, and he thought that Ah Leopard had found out and would not beat him. Unexpectedly, his tense nerves had just relaxed, only to feel a gust of wind blowing in his ears, and at the same time, a dark cloud flashed overhead.

Then, "Bang! ”

There was a muffled sound.

Walking sideways is like a frog suddenly thrown into hot water, suddenly jumping up with both feet off the ground, "......" a long howl, while holding the crotch of his pants with both hands, bowing his body, and constantly jumping his feet, his face is red, like a boiled crab.

The boiled crab fist is really extremely sharp, and one move is effective!

Walking sideways, jumping on his feet, Ah Leopard, who glared sadly, cried in his heart: Your sister, didn't you hit me in the stomach, because Mao wanted to suddenly change the eggs? Don't you know that it's the most vulnerable place for men, and you can't just hit it?

Ah Leopard is a rude man, ignoring the grievances in his sideways eyes. He looked at Mi Lily with some trepidation, as if to show off his self-created invincible smashing fist, which was completely comparable to the Twin Evil Gang's stunt, the invincible smashing fist. Mi Lili looked very pompous and disdainful, and gestured to him: You are so evil! Seeing that his trick did not have a good effect, Ah Leopard ignored the pain on his face and shook his hands into a fist again and rounded his arms......

Walking sideways this time with experience, he no longer held his breath, but tightly protected the balls with both hands in advance. Because Dandan's place is fragile, even if you practice the golden bell jar and iron cloth shirt, it won't work, if you want him not to get hurt, the only way is to cover it with your hands and use your hands as a shield to protect Dandan. It's a pity that Ah Leopard doesn't play cards according to the rules of the cards at all, and when he walks sideways to turn his protective center to the ball, Ah Leopard's iron fist suddenly rises and goes straight to his chin.

"Knock ......"

With a crisp sound, Ah Leopard's iron fist immediately made intimate contact with the jaw walking sideways. With Ah Leopard's force value, he can't smash the jaw of walking sideways with one punch, but because the mouth of the horizontal walk was slightly open just now, Ah Leopard attacked with a punch, and his mouth was suddenly forced to close, resulting in a serious collision of the upper and lower teeth, and the tip of the tongue was accidentally caught in the middle, "poof", the tip of the tongue was almost bitten off by him, and the mouth was full of blood when he walked sideways in an instant, and blood and saliva kept coming out.

His eyes were full of stars, and his head was dizzy. Ah Leopard seemed to be unsatisfied, and raised his fist again. Walking sideways and seeing that the situation was not good, he decisively "fluttered" and knelt on his knees, his head fell to the ground, his hands were raised high, and he begged for mercy inarticulately: "Brother, please let go, please let go of ......"

"Aren't you nicknamed walking sideways? What's the matter, it's not horizontal? ”

Ah Bao stopped his fist, but his fist did not let go, he glared angrily: "Your sister Di, you dare to come to Luanxi to pretend to be forced, is it true that we are not able to be in Luanxi?" ”

"Brother, brother, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong......" walked sideways and completely became the third grandson, trembling like a sieve, blindly admitting his mistakes and begging for mercy, where is there still a little domineering walking sideways, but it has become an embarrassment of crawling and walking. Tourists watched as if they were watching a monkey show, gloating while watching, and many took out their mobile phones to take pictures, take videos, and upload them to their friends.

Ah Leopard faced many mobile phone lenses, and suddenly felt a little fluttery, as if he regarded himself as a hero to eliminate evil, a defender of Luanxi. He let go and walked sideways, then clasped his hands into fists, and gave an impromptu speech to the tourists with great righteousness:

"Dear tourists, I am Luan Xitian Little Leopard, and I welcome you to Luan Xi. Luanxi has beautiful scenery, simple folk customs, and the people of Luanxi are hospitable, but we will never welcome uncivilized people in Luanxi, such scum as walking sideways, is not worthy of traveling to our Luanxi, we will blow him away now, okay? ”

In the end, Ah Leopard was in high spirits and raised his arms and shouted.

"Good ......!" The tourists applauded.

"Well said, we don't welcome uncivilized travelers......!"

"Resolutely support the drive out of Luang Sai ......"

"Pull the sideways walk into the blacklist, and suggest that all tourist attractions in the country refuse him entry ......"

Tourists don't know if it's because they've been hurt by too many tourists' uncivilized behavior, or because they've been incited by Ah Leopard, they actually cooperate with Ah Leopard very tacitly, I don't know, I think they have rehearsed in advance. Ma Yi looked at Ah Leopard, who was out of the limelight, speechless; Mi Lili crossed her arms and looked at Leopard with a smile; The most emotional is Tian Xiaoqian, she is also from Luanxi, of course, she also has a Luanxi complex in her heart, not to mention that the change in her life is precisely because of the benefits brought to her by the development of Luanxi's tourism industry, so she hates this kind of person in her heart very much.

It just so happened that there was also her own brother among the people who walked sideways, she admired her brother very much when she was a child, and her brother is now more interested than before, she was so excited that tears appeared in the corners of her eyes, her eyes looked at Ah Leopard without blinking, and her palms were red......

Ah Leopard had enough of the limelight, then raised his foot and kicked away sideways, shouting: "Go sideways, you are limited to leave Luanxi within 10 minutes, otherwise you will bear all the consequences!" ”

Walking sideways like Monthe, he immediately ran away with a rolling belt, and he didn't even dare to turn his head back, let alone say the cruel words that the gods and horses were waiting for. Tourists disperse again and continue their own travel programs according to their interests. Ah Leopard was about to leave, and suddenly a delicate voice came from behind him: "Ouch, little leopard handsome guy, hello man, I like it, let's make friends, okay?" ”

Just listen to his voice, Ma Leopard can guess the mm behind him with his many years of experience in his sister, even if he can't sink the fish and geese, close the moon and be ashamed, but if he wants to lose the single Wang, it is definitely a problem with the wood.

mm took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and Ah Leopard was suddenly overwhelmed with happiness, and his Adam's apple squirmed up and down sharply, "Goo...... Grunt ......" swallowed several times in a row. I thought: Brother just did a little bit for his hometown, with our quality, of course, we must do good deeds without trying to reciprocate, mm you don't have to be so enthusiastic...... Well... Well... However, I would love to consider your gracious appointment!

He was yy after meeting a beautiful woman, all kinds of you are the wind and I am sand, lingering to the end of the world, suddenly a pungent fragrant wind hit, A leopard sneezed several times in a row, and then looked at it, a brightly dressed, seriously deformed figure, and a face with a thick foundation of the aunt standing in front of him.

In other words, everyone has a love for beauty, just like a middle-aged aunt, her youth has passed away, and she can only rely on all kinds of fans to drag the remnants of youth, dress up and entertain herself, which is understandable. But if she dresses herself up as a showy and indistinguishable person to be scary, or a young master, then she is too much, just like her two blushes, which makes her look more like a zombie.

The old woman can actually make a mm sound, and the special drop is too unscientific, right?

"Sister, what do you want to do?" Ah Leopard looked horrified.

"Death phase, who is the eldest sister?" The aunt pinched the orchid finger and poked Ah Leopard's forehead fiercely. "Am I that old?"

"Eldest sister, are you expensive this year?"

"Young, less than 45 pinch, in the prime of life!"

"But I just celebrated my 25th birthday!" A leopard sweats profusely.

"Hehe, what are you anxious about, I don't want you to marry me." Aunt smiled.

Ah Leopard wiped his sweat with palpitations, and said that he was scared to death of the baby. The aunt took out a bank card from her bag, handed it to Ah Leopard, and said: "It's the first time I've been to Luanxi, and I'm not familiar with the place, I'm worried that someone will rob me of money and sex, and I'm afraid of getting lost, so please be my guide for three days, and then the 50,000 yuan in the card will belong to you." ”

Copy, you can earn 50,000 in three days?

Ah Bao has not been moved yet, and Lin Tianhua on the side is already moved. The heart says that the money of the local tyrant is so easy to make! Lao Tzu opened a car repair shop, and it took a year to earn this amount! His eyes suddenly flashed with greed, staring at the bank card in his aunt's hand, his eyes seemed to be glued to 502 glue, and he couldn't move it if he wanted to. Although Ah Bao is not short of money, 50,000 yuan is not a small amount, so if he is not tempted, then he is a fool.

But because he wasn't a stupid fork, he knew that the money wasn't so easy to take, so he didn't rush to reach out and take it.

"Just a tour guide? Just accompany you on a three-day tour of Luanxi? Ah Leopard was very entangled.

"Ouch, you're so stupid!" Auntie suddenly squirmed. "People come to your Luanxi alone, and there is a place to play during the day, which is okay. But one night, it's so lonely alone, so oh ......" said, and the aunt threw a look to Ah Leopard that you know. Ah Leopard is well-informed, and he is also a master of nightclubs in Binhai, so he can't understand the aunt's eyes, and he immediately became excited, and his whole body was full of goosebumps in an instant.