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The hot steamed buns come out of the oven and exude a rich aroma.

Many people who came out in the morning and had not eaten, they ordered a bowl of rice soup, took two steamed buns, and sat on the stall of the shop to eat breakfast.

Seeing others eating happily, talking and laughing, squatting aside and watching the golden-winged Dapeng in the cage suck and suck saliva, pitifully pulling the corner of the bun's clothes, and whispering: "Big nephew, I'm hungry ......."

Shi Jiabao also wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said: "Uncle, don't look for me, the poor monk is big, and now he is hungrier than you." ”

Jia Xu, who was squatting next to Shi Jiabao, patted the golden-winged Dapeng on the head angrily, and shouted: "The little fart child can't bear any hardship, look at the Yuanba!" Did you ask me what I was going to eat? This is called enlightenment! ”

Li Yuanba was innocently lying on the side, not that Li Yuanba didn't want to eat, but he was beaten by Jia Xu before, and now if it wasn't a matter of life and death, he generally didn't dare to talk to Jia Xu......

The golden-winged roc whispered "oh", lowered his head and stopped looking at the appearance of other people's eating, and muttered in his mouth: "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm conscious, I'm conscious......"

His own maternal uncle has suffered so much with him, and Shi Jiabao is also a little unbearable, turned his head, and discussed with Jia Xu: "National teacher, you see that my maternal uncle is hungry like this, why don't you cover your face and rush over to grab two steamed buns back, how about we cushion our stomachs?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head without hesitation and said, "He is your maternal uncle, but he is not a joke, don't worry about my!" Besides, if you hadn't forgotten to take your salute away when you ran away last night, we would have stayed in a luxury hotel now, finished breakfast, and started to enjoy great health care, you old bald donkey is hungry now and wants to let the poor road help you grab food? Think beautifully! ”

Shi Jiabao was stunned, and said in shock: "I don't know which bastard dragged the poor monk and Dapeng to run away last night, poor poor monk, this uncle is young, and he was almost broken by you, you still have the face to say that we?" ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and made a contemplative state: "Hey? Is there such a thing? ”

The golden-winged Dapeng, who was squatting on the side, angrily pointed at his little mouth with a blue nose and swollen face, and said angrily: "See for yourself!" ”

Jia Xu looked at the little face of the golden-winged Dapeng who was indeed a little broken, and said weakly: "Isn't that a matter of urgency, if Dapeng is more obedient, Xu will not fall like this......

……

"Okay, okay, I'm going to grab two bites of food for you, you little boy don't look at Xu with this kind of look anymore, it's disgusting......"

Jia Xu stood up helplessly, moved his body and bones, and said with some distress: "Do you want to be employed again?" Really, I haven't done this for years...... I don't know if there is a hand ......."

Jia Xu, who had made up his mind, deliberately pretended to be fierce and vicious, swaggered to the vendor stall selling steamed buns, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Two steamed buns for the uncle!" Go big! ”

The guy was also busy and dizzy, so he grabbed two steamed buns and stuffed them into Jia Xu's hands, and muttered: "Uncle, use it slowly." ”

Jia Xu didn't expect the robbery to go so smoothly, and he was a little confused for a while.

But looking at the two pieces of steamed buns in his hands, Jia Xu silently walked back behind him and looked at the three of them, stretched out his hand, and gave the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba one each, and hummed indifferently to the release of the bun: "I grabbed it!" ”

Shi Jiabao was shocked, I knew that everyone here was so stupid, and I was hungry all night because of my lard!

Jia Xu saw that the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba were eating happily, and only felt a little sad, thinking that among the four people here back then, which one was not fragrant and spicy, and the porridge was eaten in three bowls, without adding water!

But now I look at it, and I look like three refugees.

"No way!"

Jia Xu looked at Shi Jiabao, and said with firm eyes: "We can't just sit still, from here to the west, the road is far away, not to mention many dangers, no money will definitely not be possible!" ”

Shi Jiabao also nodded in agreement and sighed: "And now that it is a troubled time, even if we can't turn our fate into a few full meals, it's okay if we don't eat, but we can't bitter the child." ”

Jia Xu's eyes flashed, and he quietly pulled the sleeve of Shi Jiabao, and whispered: "Jiabao, why don't we go back to our old business and make some entanglements, so it's easy to get on the road!" ”

Shi Jiabao asked with confusion: "Robbery? ”

Jia Xu slapped the big bald head of Shi Jiabao loudly, and said angrily: "What do you bald donkey want to write all day long?" Could it be that we have no other craft than robbery? ”

Shi Jiabao was beaten by Jia Xu, covered his head, and said with a little emptiness: "But there doesn't seem to be a factory here to recruit security guards......"

Jia Xu thought about it and found that what Shi Jiabao said seemed to make sense, so he also scratched his head: "Oops! Forget that this is not the world, and that jobs are not so easy to find, so what can we do? Why don't I go back to my Huaguo Mountain, you go to your Gao Laozhuang, and we will break up and share the luggage, right? ”

Shi Jiabao wiped his cold sweat and shook his head and said, "Marshal Tianpeng has not entered the Gao family now, otherwise we can go to fight the autumn wind......"

Or that the authorities are fascinated, the golden-winged Dapeng, who had just finished eating the big bun on the side, licked his fingers, looked at Jia Xu suspiciously, and said, "Uncle Guoshi, don't you know how to do tricks?" As a street artist, you should be able to make some money, right? ”

Jia Xu was woken up by the words of the golden-winged Dapeng, and clapped his hands and said excitedly: "That's right, that's right!" Xu will also perform a big stone crushing chest! Haha, we have a ...... for dinner today."

When Shi Jiabao heard this, the cold sweat came down, and he gave the golden-winged Dapeng three slaps, and said hatefully: "Let you talk more!" Makes you mouth more! Do you know that this demon trick can really kill people......

Sure enough, Jia Xu's thief's eyes narrowed, and he discussed with Shi Jiabao: "Jia Bao, Fang Cai disregarded the face of the national teacher and went to grab two pieces of steamed buns, is it your turn to sacrifice now?" ”

Shi Jiabao was about to cry, his head shook like a rattle, and he said with a handful of snot and tears: "National Teacher, although the poor monk has lived for 1,400 years, he has not lived enough, please spare the poor monk's life!" ”

When Jia Xu heard Shi Jiabao say this, he was a little unhappy at the time, and snorted coldly: "Old bald donkey, what do you mean?" Do you think everyone has the honor of being beaten to death by their own hands? Now that this once-in-a-hundred thousand years opportunity has fallen on your head, you are not overjoyed, and you should dance with your hands, but now you are crying with a sad face, which makes Poor Dao very unhappy! ”

The golden-winged Dapeng who was listening on the side was shocked, and before the performance began, Jia Xu was already thinking about how to kill Shi Jiabao!

The golden-winged Dapeng hurriedly stepped forward in two steps, protected the body of Shi Jiabao, and persuaded: "Don't! This is not performing acrobatics at all! Uncle National Teacher, you are going to perform murder! ”

Jia Xu saw that the Golden-winged Dapeng dared to stop him without knowing what to do, and he was immediately a little unhappy, who is he working so hard to make money? It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin!

Jia Xu snorted coldly and said angrily: "If you can think of a better way to make money, Xu will not plan to do a big stone crushing bun on his chest!" It's a big deal, starve you guys! ”

Under the threat of life, Shi Jiabao's brain melon seeds suddenly had an unprecedented aura, and he patted his head and said: "National teacher!" Do you remember our old business? ”

Jia Xu said with a confused face: "Robbery? ”

……

"No, no, it's a fortune teller!"

Shi Jia was about to be frightened by Jia Xu and shook out two or three drops, and quickly explained: "Back then, we walked the streets and alleys, and deceived many rural old men and women under the pressure of being surrounded by the city management. ”

When Jia Xu heard this, he also clapped his hands and suddenly said, "That's right! It turns out that Xu still has this skill! …… But Xu still thinks that the performance of the big stone crushing chest is faster......"

"Don't !!"

Shi Jia Bao, Golden Winged Dapeng, and Li Yuanba exclaimed at the same time, after all, who knows who will be next?

It is rare that the other three people are not afraid of Jia Xu's obscenity at the same time, and they speak out together to resist!

What kind of spirit is this?

This is the fearless spirit of the proletariat!

……

So, under the resolute opposition of the other three, Jia Xu had to reluctantly agree to the method of releasing the steamed bun and formed a combination with the release of the steamed bun, but Jia Xu's ugly words naturally had to be said first:

"That! Let's start with it, if we don't make money by fortune telling......"

Shi Jiabao immediately followed, patted his chest and shouted: "If you don't make money, please cut off a certain head!" ”

Come on, everyone has made this kind of poisonous oath, and Jia Xu can't be unkind anymore, so he has to honestly follow Shi Jiabao around to find some props and start their long-awaited fortune-telling career!

……

The day was noon, and the steamed bun shop, which had been popular all morning, finally finished its morning business, sold out all the steamed buns and buns made today, and began to close its doors and count the accounts.

There wasn't much money, so the guy and the master counted all the money after a while.

“…… Ay? ”

The guy touched his head, added to today's account again, and said a little strangely: "Owner, why did we sell all the steamed buns and buns today, but the profit was less than yesterday?" ”

The master of the steamed bun shop didn't care, he waved his hand casually and smiled: "Maybe there is a guest who forgot to pay, it's not much, forget it......"

The guy nodded a little depressedly, but suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he clapped his hands and said, "Owner!" I remember! This morning, a rather vicious-looking man came to ask for steamed buns, he was so busy that I thought he had already paid for them, so I didn't think much about it and took two steamed buns and gave them to him! Now that I think about it, what I owe should be his four pennies! ”

The boss smiled and put away a table of copper, and said with a smile: "Xu is that people are in difficulty, and they are very hungry to ask for two steamed buns...... Yes!!!??? ”